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(National Post)   This week's smoking hot Catholic school teacher - under age student tryst brought to you by the fine folks up in Calgary, Alberta. Wait, she actually is smoking hot? Dammit - need to find a different headline meme. Uh, fb- may be the father   (news.nationalpost.com) divider line 37
    More: Dumbass, Calgary, Sex and the law, teachers, smoking, position of trust, students  
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d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-15 08:42:04 PM  
36 votes:
weknowmemes.com
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-15 06:49:58 PM  
24 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-15 08:36:29 PM  
22 votes:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
KNW
2014-02-15 08:44:14 PM  
13 votes:
Somacandra:
Sexual interference? I thought that was just a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down.

She's already been down on the 15.
2014-02-15 08:35:25 PM  
10 votes:

Trocadero: [wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com image 620x465]

[www.theclosetfeminist.ca image 400x323]


I was thinking
:wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com
i.imgflip.com
2014-02-15 10:14:29 PM  
7 votes:
i1277.photobucket.com
2014-02-15 07:16:28 PM  
6 votes:
FTFA: Mason also faces charges of invitation to sexual touching, sexual interference and sexual exploitation by a person in a position of trust.

Sexual interference? I thought that was just a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down.
2014-02-15 08:51:32 PM  
5 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-15 08:43:47 PM  
4 votes:
i107.photobucket.com
2014-02-16 12:02:00 AM  
3 votes:
Intended as a simulation only....

i.imgur.com
2014-02-15 10:49:16 PM  
2 votes:
what i learned from this thread...fark has a wiki. gorgor is not in the wiki. wiki is useless.
2014-02-15 09:31:48 PM  
2 votes:
So, 15 went into 30 more than twice?
2014-02-15 08:32:35 PM  
2 votes:
Let me be the first: CrAzY eyes.
2014-02-15 08:29:44 PM  
2 votes:
wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com

www.theclosetfeminist.ca
2014-02-16 01:04:42 AM  
1 votes:

FarkingReading: Has anyone yet pointed out the caterpillars above her eyes?


I'm pointing at them right now
2014-02-16 01:02:57 AM  
1 votes:
Has anyone yet pointed out the caterpillars above her eyes?
2014-02-15 11:31:42 PM  
1 votes:
Do the eyebrows match the carpet?

/Were you there?
//What's it like?
2014-02-15 10:39:08 PM  
1 votes:
Some of fb-'s kids probably have accounts now.
2014-02-15 10:24:24 PM  
1 votes:

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


I think it's both a mental disease (pedophilia) and a control issue.
2014-02-15 10:22:09 PM  
1 votes:

stoli n coke: Fine, if they're not old enough to vote. I was just trying to drive the point home to the guy who is trying to justify wanting to fark a 14 year old.


This is an ok fantasy.   This is only because 14 year olds haven't been in school long enough though.
So after you have your interest satiated, and they start yammering, it is mostly small words and they are easy to turn into background noise.

When they get older, they start slapping a cushion and yammer longer words like "Validate me!"
2014-02-15 09:41:05 PM  
1 votes:

lamric: So, 15 went into 30 more than twice?


New math.
2014-02-15 09:21:05 PM  
1 votes:
I know what you mean by not sticking it in crazy. A few years ago, my wife and I had a threesome with a younger girl (19). We had fun. I was spared the crazy part because this crazy biatch fell in love with my wife. The moral is: Don't stick ANYTHING in crazy. /csb
2014-02-15 08:58:02 PM  
1 votes:

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.
2014-02-15 08:50:25 PM  
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.

He's, just, like, some guy, you know?


guywhotypes.files.wordpress.com

The fark you talking about?
2014-02-15 08:50:01 PM  
1 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.


One of the original Farkisms. A fellow by the handle of Fb- would submit links to stories of celebs having kids and add "Fb- is the father" to the end. It caught on and others did it.

I'm not sure when the last time Fb- was around here, but the meme has been dormant for many years. Those of us old enough to remember it really do feel like Obi Wan in the already posted pic when it comes up.
2014-02-15 08:48:02 PM  
1 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.


He's, just, like, some guy, you know?
2014-02-15 08:41:54 PM  
1 votes:
Fb? Do not know this meme
2014-02-15 08:35:39 PM  
1 votes:
What in the f*ck is going on with her eyebrows? Those are godawful.
2014-02-15 08:34:25 PM  
1 votes:
That's an..... interesting chin.
2014-02-15 08:33:46 PM  
1 votes:
It's clear to me that Leno has kids, he just doesn't want anything to do with them.
2014-02-15 08:28:29 PM  
1 votes:
Smoking hot? You must have very low standards.
2014-02-15 08:26:56 PM  
1 votes:

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


I don't get it either.  When I was 15, I had no interest in 15-year-old boys, because they were all shiatheads.  As I've gotten older, I still have no interest in 15-year-old boys.  Not just because I've been with my boyfriend 14 years now, and cheating ain't my thing, but because 15-year-old boys, even today, are still shiatheads.
2014-02-15 08:26:51 PM  
1 votes:
Goddamn, now THAT is a horse head!!! Was he feeding her hay and apples while was cornholing her?
2014-02-15 07:24:12 PM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: FTFA: Mason also faces charges of invitation to sexual touching, sexual interference and sexual exploitation by a person in a position of trust.

Sexual interference? I thought that was just a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down.


I thought that's what you got when you KEEP somebody from getting to 3rd base.
2014-02-15 06:54:26 PM  
1 votes:

433: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


THIS! Those brows make me think her knees are razor sharp.
2014-02-15 06:45:13 PM  
1 votes:
I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?
2014-02-15 06:26:33 PM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
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