If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(National Post)   This week's smoking hot Catholic school teacher - under age student tryst brought to you by the fine folks up in Calgary, Alberta. Wait, she actually is smoking hot? Dammit - need to find a different headline meme. Uh, fb- may be the father   (news.nationalpost.com) divider line 40
    More: Dumbass, Calgary, Sex and the law, teachers, smoking, position of trust, students  
•       •       •

32419 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2014 at 8:22 PM (22 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-02-15 08:58:02 PM
4 votes:

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.
KNW
2014-02-15 08:44:14 PM
4 votes:
Somacandra:
Sexual interference? I thought that was just a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down.

She's already been down on the 15.
2014-02-15 08:43:47 PM
4 votes:
i107.photobucket.com
2014-02-15 08:36:29 PM
4 votes:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-15 06:49:58 PM
4 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-15 08:56:41 PM
3 votes:

Coco LaFemme: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

I don't get it either.  When I was 15, I had no interest in 15-year-old boys, because they were all shiatheads.  As I've gotten older, I still have no interest in 15-year-old boys.  Not just because I've been with my boyfriend 14 years now, and cheating ain't my thing, but because 15-year-old boys, even today, are still shiatheads.


I think the problem is that a lot of 30-year-old women are trying desperately not to be adults, so they feel that liking adolescent things, talking like an adolescent, and having relationships with younger people will act like some sort of fountain of youth... or at least cast the illusion of it. It's denial. They simply refuse to accept that their 30 years old.

Or perhaps they're just that immature and dumb. I don't know. All I know is that Mrs. Nightbird is three months older than I am, and our relationship (all  aspects) is incredible. And we're both young-at-heart without being  immature.
2014-02-15 08:50:01 PM
3 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.


One of the original Farkisms. A fellow by the handle of Fb- would submit links to stories of celebs having kids and add "Fb- is the father" to the end. It caught on and others did it.

I'm not sure when the last time Fb- was around here, but the meme has been dormant for many years. Those of us old enough to remember it really do feel like Obi Wan in the already posted pic when it comes up.
2014-02-15 08:35:25 PM
3 votes:

Trocadero: [wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com image 620x465]

[www.theclosetfeminist.ca image 400x323]


I was thinking
:wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com
i.imgflip.com
2014-02-15 08:35:12 PM
3 votes:
"smoking hot" ?No.
averagly good looking? Yes.

As far as why? Control. She's not confident enough to match wits with someone her own age, so she gets to 'control' a younger partner.
Powe
2014-02-15 08:32:35 PM
3 votes:
Let me be the first: CrAzY eyes.
2014-02-15 06:45:13 PM
3 votes:
I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?
2014-02-15 08:50:48 PM
2 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.


From the Fark wiki

Wait, Fark has a wiki??
2014-02-15 08:47:41 PM
2 votes:
Holy crap. Finally one that is actually smoking hot.
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-15 08:42:04 PM
2 votes:
weknowmemes.com
2014-02-15 08:28:29 PM
2 votes:
Smoking hot? You must have very low standards.
2014-02-16 09:25:57 AM
1 votes:

forgotmydamnusername: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.
It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?
I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]
Kim Kardashian at 14.
Yeah, yeah. You know how many 15 year-old boys look that good? Absolutely none. But it really doesn't matter, because both the girl and the boy will be equally hopeless dipshiats. Personally, I try not to fark people whose mouths I would have to duct tape shut.



One thing I would say is quit treating post-pubescent young adults as children. While it should still be illegal it is wrong to treat this case as it was the same as doing it to a 7 year old. If you do deal with the real problem it is a step towards prevention. These people suffer from Ephebophilia. It's a different mental affliction.

For one you will realize that it is not new. Society has desired virginity throughout history. Don't think for a second that people meant 20 year old virgins in those history books.

Also realize that sex is not the same as a relationship. No one is going after these teens to talk about the days issues. There are there for the cumming. That is all. Most teens are in the best shape they will ever be in. Near zero percent body fat, etc. It can be argued that the whole cosmetics industry is geared to make women look 16 again.

My point. Don't be shocked. Be Pragmatic. Look for ways to screen for it. Avoid situations that would lead to abuse, etc.
2014-02-16 01:04:42 AM
1 votes:

FarkingReading: Has anyone yet pointed out the caterpillars above her eyes?


I'm pointing at them right now
2014-02-16 01:02:57 AM
1 votes:
Has anyone yet pointed out the caterpillars above her eyes?
2014-02-16 12:12:50 AM
1 votes:
sendtodave:

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really. But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

You noticed!


All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.


I'm not OK with all of it, I still think BDSM is against anarchist and maybe feminist ethics, but there doesn't seem to be anything that can be done about it.

The answer I keep getting is that if some people have so little self-respect they insist on being tied down, insulted, tortured and used as a cum dumpster then it's their human right to do it, and if I disagree I'm some kind of puritan nazi.

In my eyes it's more moral to have non-degrading sex with a happily willing 15 year old than to participate in anybody's masochism. And to me sadism is just another way of liking to hurt people, of fascism expressed in libidinal terms, which should be frowned on.

But then I'm weird.

And yes I've done BDSM "scenes" in my less cerebral youth but it always felt wrong, and most of the others I knew who did such things struck me as vapid, sleazy, untrustworthy and nuts. These are not the kind of people you want in your revolutionary cell. And I don't get close to people I can't trust, period.

Otherwise, if she says she likes strip bars and glory holes she might be loads of fun. But if she also believes in reincarnation, astrology and paganism then run for your life. It's even worse if she doesn't "abuse substances," then she has no excuse.


/ I know, I know, there might be lots of angry responses to this, most of which I'll roll my eyes at, but I don't post such things to provoke such responses; I post such things because I genuinely believe them to be true and proper and because I think "the society of the future" should incorporate these ideas and ideals. Think of it as science fiction without the science or the fiction.

// And like I say in my Profile, if anybody out there wants me to post something you want to read in a style you like then feel free to make me an offer. Even Michelangelo did the Sistine Chapel Ceiling for money. If you don't want to do that and you still insist on reading my "objectionable" posts then perhaps you have a problem.
2014-02-15 10:49:16 PM
1 votes:
what i learned from this thread...fark has a wiki. gorgor is not in the wiki. wiki is useless.
2014-02-15 10:39:08 PM
1 votes:
Some of fb-'s kids probably have accounts now.
2014-02-15 10:30:02 PM
1 votes:

Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.


Human nature doesn't change. The only differences is that these crimes are more likely to be detected thanks to greater awareness on the part of officials, and the fact that it's harder to keep a secret these days (thanks in part to social networking).
2014-02-15 10:26:51 PM
1 votes:

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.


So a 15 year old is a child to you? And your imagination is so weak that you can't figure out why anyone would do such a thing?

You poor guy.
2014-02-15 10:14:29 PM
1 votes:
i1277.photobucket.com
2014-02-15 10:11:34 PM
1 votes:

433: Different headline meme?
Different headline cliche!


This farker. This farker gets it.

If you don't get it, you probably don't remember the Grey Wave. HA! HA!
2014-02-15 10:05:46 PM
1 votes:
wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com

flavorwire.files.wordpress.com

/Did she offer the kid Cristal?
2014-02-15 10:02:03 PM
1 votes:

akula: I'm not sure when the last time Fb- was around here, but the meme has been dormant for many years. Those of us old enough to remember it really do feel like Obi Wan in the already posted pic when it comes up.


Let's just say the mod's "retired" -fb's account.
2014-02-15 09:51:03 PM
1 votes:

stoli n coke: Fine, if they're not old enough to vote. I was just trying to drive the point home to the guy who is trying to justify wanting to fark a 14 year old.


Is that...  Is that what you are hearing?

Man, get your mind out of that gutter, and your ass off of that cross.

I'm saying I don't really give a crap who farks what. Because it's not worth being a judgmental douche over.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that you have kids.  Or otherwise, for some reason, care at all about kids.
2014-02-15 09:35:31 PM
1 votes:

HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.


Is this one of those silly things where if you aren't rabidly against it, you are for it?

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really.  But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.
2014-02-15 09:31:39 PM
1 votes:
Women with pronounced chins like to cheat.
2014-02-15 09:29:24 PM
1 votes:

HawgWild: lewismarktwo: HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.

Age ain't nothin but a number.  If she's 14 there and lied about being like 19 then I would have too.  A pedo is someone who wants to fark sexually undeveloped humans.

Justify it however the hell you want, but you're also saying you want to bang a 14 year old.


I think the lady doth protest too much.
2014-02-15 09:24:27 PM
1 votes:

Famous Thamas: Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.

Because being a young female teacher who is also single can be one of the loneliest experiences out there, short of a deserted island.  You likely got the one open teaching spot in the school, and all of your co-workers are older married women who you have nothing in common with.  You can't really talk to your students about any of your problems, and most of your college friends have moved on.  Also, if you teach teenagers you are exposed to all of the antics that go along with that.  Sexual urges have a way of turning off the higher reason centers of the brain, especially if you haven't been laid in a long time.

I knew a couple of female teachers who did all kinds of things, but at least they were smart about it.  They'd each choose at least one graduating senior each year, and once the guys graduated they would stay in touch over the summer and when they went away for their first semester of college.  By winter break they'd have banged the crap out of the chosen guys and could rely on them leaving again for college so they didn't have to deal with them for a few months.  Rinse and repeat each year.

They did this until they were both married... at least I assume they stopped then.



Sounds like the actions of a predator.  Sure they could have found husbands faster if they had put more effort into getting to meeting adults then farking students.
2014-02-15 09:13:17 PM
1 votes:

Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.


Because being a young female teacher who is also single can be one of the loneliest experiences out there, short of a deserted island.  You likely got the one open teaching spot in the school, and all of your co-workers are older married women who you have nothing in common with.  You can't really talk to your students about any of your problems, and most of your college friends have moved on.  Also, if you teach teenagers you are exposed to all of the antics that go along with that.  Sexual urges have a way of turning off the higher reason centers of the brain, especially if you haven't been laid in a long time.

I knew a couple of female teachers who did all kinds of things, but at least they were smart about it.  They'd each choose at least one graduating senior each year, and once the guys graduated they would stay in touch over the summer and when they went away for their first semester of college.  By winter break they'd have banged the crap out of the chosen guys and could rely on them leaving again for college so they didn't have to deal with them for a few months.  Rinse and repeat each year.

They did this until they were both married... at least I assume they stopped then.
2014-02-15 09:09:20 PM
1 votes:
Well, who are high school teachers around all day? A bunch of other teachers (the vast majority of whom are women) and high school kids.
2014-02-15 09:07:28 PM
1 votes:

sendtodave: Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.

Get laid, sure, that's easy.  But does she still get to be their sexual mentor?

I mean, I guess there are older virgins she could train.  But I'd assume an inexperienced 30 year old guy probably isn't very obediant, nor very much fun.

Also, he'd have movies named after him.


She could find an 18-year-old who needs a mommy figure, I'm sure. But I don't think this is what she wants. I really think women like her are trying to hang on to their youth by pretending that she "hasn't changed since then."
2014-02-15 08:50:11 PM
1 votes:
picture: yikes!
2nd picture: oh, baby!
3rd picture: please don't hurt me
2014-02-15 08:43:26 PM
1 votes:
Fyi you will still get filtered if you try and use that in comments.

//ancient farker is ancient
2014-02-15 08:34:25 PM
1 votes:
That's an..... interesting chin.
2014-02-15 08:33:38 PM
1 votes:
She has got the sanpaku psychobiatch eyes.
2014-02-15 08:29:44 PM
1 votes:
wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com

www.theclosetfeminist.ca
 
Displayed 40 of 40 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report