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(National Post)   This week's smoking hot Catholic school teacher - under age student tryst brought to you by the fine folks up in Calgary, Alberta. Wait, she actually is smoking hot? Dammit - need to find a different headline meme. Uh, fb- may be the father   (news.nationalpost.com) divider line 207
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2014-02-16 03:04:07 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Evolution cares not for your prudish beliefs about age and sex.
 
2014-02-16 03:44:50 PM
Not guilty!
Just because she is so hot.
Son, your father is proud of you.
 
2014-02-16 05:04:11 PM

The One True TheDavid: sendtodave:

Lower your farking standards, or feel superior alone, the choice is yours.

Or you could do both, like me.

It's lowering their standards that's the problem...


I thought that's what alcohol was for.
 
2014-02-16 09:22:23 PM

forgotmydamnusername: You know how many 15 year-old boys look that good?


I knew a few as a teenager. It's been a while since I paid attention but if you want to pay for my time and expenses I can come up with a decent cross-section. But not a catalog: that's for 16 (legal age) & up.

There was this gorgeous Santa Cruz hippie-surfer boy named Pavel. Flat stomach, lightly muscled chest, almost hairless golden-browned body, beautiful green eyes, long blondish hair, and that cute gap between his two front teeth. Oh my. I almost retired after that. 1978 was a good summer in a lot of ways.

But anyway.
 
2014-02-16 09:27:50 PM
Farty McPooPants:

What is the number one cause of pedophilia?

We keep telling you this is not a case of pedophilia. Pedophilia is an an attraction to children before they reach puberty.

What is the number one cause of morons being Ignored? Don't bother trying to answer because I won't be listening.

P.S. Your diaper needs changing. Go tell your mom, if you can find her.
 
2014-02-16 09:30:44 PM
forgotmydamnusername:

I try not to fark people whose mouths I would have to duct tape shut.


I learned to tune that out. Otherwise I'd STILL be a virgin.
 
2014-02-16 09:44:37 PM

The One True TheDavid: forgotmydamnusername: You know how many 15 year-old boys look that good?

I knew a few as a teenager. It's been a while since I paid attention but if you want to pay for my time and expenses I can come up with a decent cross-section. But not a catalog: that's for 16 (legal age) & up.

There was this gorgeous Santa Cruz hippie-surfer boy named Pavel. Flat stomach, lightly muscled chest, almost hairless golden-browned body, beautiful green eyes, long blondish hair, and that cute gap between his two front teeth. Oh my. I almost retired after that. 1978 was a good summer in a lot of ways.

But anyway.


My point was that generally, boys take longer to mature than girls, so it usually takes them an additional 2-3 years to stop looking thin, soft, and spotty, with funny-sounding voices. Which leads to the 14 year-old girls throwing themselves at you when you're 19. And conversations like this: "What can you tell me about quantum mechanics? Nothing? Then fark off!"
 
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