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(National Post)   This week's smoking hot Catholic school teacher - under age student tryst brought to you by the fine folks up in Calgary, Alberta. Wait, she actually is smoking hot? Dammit - need to find a different headline meme. Uh, fb- may be the father   (news.nationalpost.com) divider line 207
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2014-02-15 06:21:45 PM
Haven't seen that one used in a while
 
2014-02-15 06:26:33 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-15 06:45:13 PM
I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-15 06:49:58 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-15 06:54:26 PM

433: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


THIS! Those brows make me think her knees are razor sharp.
 
2014-02-15 07:16:28 PM
FTFA: Mason also faces charges of invitation to sexual touching, sexual interference and sexual exploitation by a person in a position of trust.

Sexual interference? I thought that was just a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down.
 
2014-02-15 07:24:12 PM

Somacandra: FTFA: Mason also faces charges of invitation to sexual touching, sexual interference and sexual exploitation by a person in a position of trust.

Sexual interference? I thought that was just a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down.


I thought that's what you got when you KEEP somebody from getting to 3rd base.
 
2014-02-15 08:26:51 PM
Goddamn, now THAT is a horse head!!! Was he feeding her hay and apples while was cornholing her?
 
2014-02-15 08:26:56 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


I don't get it either.  When I was 15, I had no interest in 15-year-old boys, because they were all shiatheads.  As I've gotten older, I still have no interest in 15-year-old boys.  Not just because I've been with my boyfriend 14 years now, and cheating ain't my thing, but because 15-year-old boys, even today, are still shiatheads.
 
2014-02-15 08:27:09 PM
Now there's a meme I have not seen in a long time.
 
2014-02-15 08:28:29 PM
Smoking hot? You must have very low standards.
 
2014-02-15 08:29:44 PM
wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com

www.theclosetfeminist.ca
 
2014-02-15 08:32:35 PM
Let me be the first: CrAzY eyes.
 
2014-02-15 08:33:28 PM
Why not just put something in the teacher's handbook that says they can't fark, blow, diddle, etc. the kids or be farked, blown, diddled, etc. by the kids.
 
2014-02-15 08:33:38 PM
She has got the sanpaku psychobiatch eyes.
 
2014-02-15 08:33:46 PM
It's clear to me that Leno has kids, he just doesn't want anything to do with them.
 
2014-02-15 08:34:25 PM
That's an..... interesting chin.
 
2014-02-15 08:35:12 PM
"smoking hot" ?No.
averagly good looking? Yes.

As far as why? Control. She's not confident enough to match wits with someone her own age, so she gets to 'control' a younger partner.
Powe
 
2014-02-15 08:35:25 PM

Trocadero: [wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com image 620x465]

[www.theclosetfeminist.ca image 400x323]


I was thinking
:wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com
i.imgflip.com
 
2014-02-15 08:35:39 PM
What in the f*ck is going on with her eyebrows? Those are godawful.
 
2014-02-15 08:35:55 PM

ttc2301: Let me be the first: CrAzY eyes.


Don't care.

Really don't care.
 
2014-02-15 08:36:29 PM
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2014-02-15 08:40:19 PM

433: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


Home Run, still laughing
 
2014-02-15 08:41:13 PM
Dont stick your dick in crazy
 
2014-02-15 08:41:35 PM

MachineHead: [dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 454x330]


I lol'd
 
2014-02-15 08:41:54 PM
Fb? Do not know this meme
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-15 08:42:04 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-02-15 08:43:13 PM
Oh god! Her eyebrows are au naturel!  Ruuuun!  I've never seen what a woman really looks like! AHHHHHhhhhh!
 
2014-02-15 08:43:26 PM
Fyi you will still get filtered if you try and use that in comments.

//ancient farker is ancient
 
2014-02-15 08:43:47 PM
i107.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-15 08:44:02 PM

Trocadero: [wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com image 620x465]

[www.theclosetfeminist.ca image 400x323]


Jesus christ woman, get some tweezers. Those eyebrows are bushier than my father's

/bushier
 
KNW
2014-02-15 08:44:14 PM
Somacandra:
Sexual interference? I thought that was just a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down.

She's already been down on the 15.
 
2014-02-15 08:45:30 PM

thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme


Me, too. Some please 'splain.
 
2014-02-15 08:47:24 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?



Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."
 
2014-02-15 08:47:41 PM
Holy crap. Finally one that is actually smoking hot.
 
2014-02-15 08:48:02 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.


He's, just, like, some guy, you know?
 
2014-02-15 08:50:01 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.


One of the original Farkisms. A fellow by the handle of Fb- would submit links to stories of celebs having kids and add "Fb- is the father" to the end. It caught on and others did it.

I'm not sure when the last time Fb- was around here, but the meme has been dormant for many years. Those of us old enough to remember it really do feel like Obi Wan in the already posted pic when it comes up.
 
2014-02-15 08:50:11 PM
picture: yikes!
2nd picture: oh, baby!
3rd picture: please don't hurt me
 
2014-02-15 08:50:25 PM

lewismarktwo: thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.

He's, just, like, some guy, you know?


guywhotypes.files.wordpress.com

The fark you talking about?
 
2014-02-15 08:50:25 PM
All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.
 
2014-02-15 08:50:37 PM
She looks more Jewish than Catholic
 
2014-02-15 08:50:48 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.


From the Fark wiki

Wait, Fark has a wiki??
 
b3x
2014-02-15 08:50:50 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.


http://fark.wikia.com/wiki/Fb-_is_the_father
 
2014-02-15 08:51:02 PM
What do you see?

www.pyrouniverse.com

Two "D"s and an F
 
2014-02-15 08:51:26 PM

akula: thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.

One of the original Farkisms. A fellow by the handle of Fb- would submit links to stories of celebs having kids and add "Fb- is the father" to the end. It caught on and others did it.

I'm not sure when the last time Fb- was around here, but the meme has been dormant for many years. Those of us old enough to remember it really do feel like Obi Wan in the already posted pic when it comes up.


Gracias.
 
2014-02-15 08:51:32 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 08:52:46 PM

fusillade762: thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.

From the Fark wiki

Wait, Fark has a wiki??


Fark has a wiki? Hell, I missed the memo.

Didn't realize Fb- got banninated.
 
2014-02-15 08:55:56 PM

stoli n coke: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."


Those eyes say that when she is on ALL her meds.
 
2014-02-15 08:56:41 PM

Coco LaFemme: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

I don't get it either.  When I was 15, I had no interest in 15-year-old boys, because they were all shiatheads.  As I've gotten older, I still have no interest in 15-year-old boys.  Not just because I've been with my boyfriend 14 years now, and cheating ain't my thing, but because 15-year-old boys, even today, are still shiatheads.


I think the problem is that a lot of 30-year-old women are trying desperately not to be adults, so they feel that liking adolescent things, talking like an adolescent, and having relationships with younger people will act like some sort of fountain of youth... or at least cast the illusion of it. It's denial. They simply refuse to accept that their 30 years old.

Or perhaps they're just that immature and dumb. I don't know. All I know is that Mrs. Nightbird is three months older than I am, and our relationship (all  aspects) is incredible. And we're both young-at-heart without being  immature.
 
2014-02-15 08:58:02 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.
 
2014-02-15 09:01:14 PM

Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.


Get laid, sure, that's easy.  But does she still get to be their sexual mentor?

I mean, I guess there are older virgins she could train.  But I'd assume an inexperienced 30 year old guy probably isn't very obediant, nor very much fun.

Also, he'd have movies named after him.
 
2014-02-15 09:03:32 PM
Loathe her eyebrows. And, I don't care how crazy her eyes, teenagers are gross. Moist hands. Eeeww. They even smell funny.
 
2014-02-15 09:04:07 PM

sendtodave: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.


So you are all for having sex with children.

Gotcha.
 
2014-02-15 09:04:53 PM

Somacandra: Sexual interference? I thought that was just a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down.


Shows what you know. It's either at the spot of the infraction or half the distance to the genitals.
 
2014-02-15 09:05:16 PM

stoli n coke: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."


That's not necessarily a deal breaker, you know ...

God help me, I loves me some crazy.
 
2014-02-15 09:05:40 PM

fusillade762: thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.

From the Fark wiki

Wait, Fark has a wiki??


"In the mid-2000s, the user "fb-" was banned. "

I left fark for a few years due to the political garbage dump it became during the Iraq war (all one forum, no politics tab, very jingoistic).  Anyone know why he was eventually banned?    He always seemed to get multiple people ganging up on him due to his outrageous comments.  He was very right wing (for that time period) from what I recall, and something of a fratboy douche.  I seem to remember some racist comments as well?  I'm guessing that's what tipped the scales.
 
2014-02-15 09:06:23 PM
And she's Romulan.
 
2014-02-15 09:06:30 PM

sendtodave: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.



Dude, just because it's accepted in Trinidad and Tobago, it's still wrong to want to molest your students.
 
2014-02-15 09:07:28 PM

sendtodave: Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.

Get laid, sure, that's easy.  But does she still get to be their sexual mentor?

I mean, I guess there are older virgins she could train.  But I'd assume an inexperienced 30 year old guy probably isn't very obediant, nor very much fun.

Also, he'd have movies named after him.


She could find an 18-year-old who needs a mommy figure, I'm sure. But I don't think this is what she wants. I really think women like her are trying to hang on to their youth by pretending that she "hasn't changed since then."
 
2014-02-15 09:07:44 PM

MachineHead: [dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 454x330]


Nice. Whatever happened to Fb- anyway, was he banned or something?
 
2014-02-15 09:09:20 PM
Well, who are high school teachers around all day? A bunch of other teachers (the vast majority of whom are women) and high school kids.
 
2014-02-15 09:09:54 PM

gryf: Loathe her eyebrows. And, I don't care how crazy her eyes, teenagers are gross. Moist hands. Eeeww. They even smell funny.


Smells like teen spirit
 
2014-02-15 09:10:30 PM
433:
24.media.tumblr.com

She could give some pretty sweet 'butterfly kisses' with those eyebrows.
 
2014-02-15 09:13:17 PM

Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.


Because being a young female teacher who is also single can be one of the loneliest experiences out there, short of a deserted island.  You likely got the one open teaching spot in the school, and all of your co-workers are older married women who you have nothing in common with.  You can't really talk to your students about any of your problems, and most of your college friends have moved on.  Also, if you teach teenagers you are exposed to all of the antics that go along with that.  Sexual urges have a way of turning off the higher reason centers of the brain, especially if you haven't been laid in a long time.

I knew a couple of female teachers who did all kinds of things, but at least they were smart about it.  They'd each choose at least one graduating senior each year, and once the guys graduated they would stay in touch over the summer and when they went away for their first semester of college.  By winter break they'd have banged the crap out of the chosen guys and could rely on them leaving again for college so they didn't have to deal with them for a few months.  Rinse and repeat each year.

They did this until they were both married... at least I assume they stopped then.
 
2014-02-15 09:13:53 PM
At this point, wouldn't it be easier a to post a list of teachers who *don't* rape children?
 
2014-02-15 09:14:48 PM
Nice headline, subs!  Haven't seen that in a long time!
 
2014-02-15 09:15:05 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


4.bp.blogspot.com

Kim Kardashian at 14.
 
2014-02-15 09:17:07 PM

EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.


So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.
 
2014-02-15 09:18:35 PM
Maybe if she's on fire, Subby ...
 
2014-02-15 09:19:35 PM

HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.


Age ain't nothin but a number.  If she's 14 there and lied about being like 19 then I would have too.  A pedo is someone who wants to fark sexually undeveloped humans.
 
2014-02-15 09:20:39 PM
It's very telling that 99% of the people who complain about age of consent laws are adults who want to bang underage kids.
 
2014-02-15 09:21:05 PM
I know what you mean by not sticking it in crazy. A few years ago, my wife and I had a threesome with a younger girl (19). We had fun. I was spared the crazy part because this crazy biatch fell in love with my wife. The moral is: Don't stick ANYTHING in crazy. /csb
 
2014-02-15 09:21:35 PM
There is a consistent issue with eyebrows and mugshots. like /=+/+?? or something?
WTF people.
I am starting a rehab fund for poorly plucked and misaligned eyebrows. It does seem to incite criminal low self esteem.
 
2014-02-15 09:22:24 PM

lewismarktwo: HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.

Age ain't nothin but a number.  If she's 14 there and lied about being like 19 then I would have too.  A pedo is someone who wants to fark sexually undeveloped humans.


Justify it however the hell you want, but you're also saying you want to bang a 14 year old.
 
2014-02-15 09:23:30 PM

HawgWild: stoli n coke: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."

That's not necessarily a deal breaker, you know ...

God help me, I loves me some crazy.


Qft.

What they say is true: crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
 
2014-02-15 09:24:02 PM

Savage Belief: I know what you mean by not sticking it in crazy. A few years ago, my wife and I had a threesome with a younger girl (19). We had fun. I was spared the crazy part because this crazy biatch fell in love with my wife. The moral is: Don't stick ANYTHING in crazy. /csb


It is fun though, isn't it?
 
2014-02-15 09:24:27 PM

Famous Thamas: Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.

Because being a young female teacher who is also single can be one of the loneliest experiences out there, short of a deserted island.  You likely got the one open teaching spot in the school, and all of your co-workers are older married women who you have nothing in common with.  You can't really talk to your students about any of your problems, and most of your college friends have moved on.  Also, if you teach teenagers you are exposed to all of the antics that go along with that.  Sexual urges have a way of turning off the higher reason centers of the brain, especially if you haven't been laid in a long time.

I knew a couple of female teachers who did all kinds of things, but at least they were smart about it.  They'd each choose at least one graduating senior each year, and once the guys graduated they would stay in touch over the summer and when they went away for their first semester of college.  By winter break they'd have banged the crap out of the chosen guys and could rely on them leaving again for college so they didn't have to deal with them for a few months.  Rinse and repeat each year.

They did this until they were both married... at least I assume they stopped then.



Sounds like the actions of a predator.  Sure they could have found husbands faster if they had put more effort into getting to meeting adults then farking students.
 
2014-02-15 09:25:55 PM

Coco LaFemme: I don't get it either. When I was 15, I had no interest in 15-year-old boys, because they were all shiatheads.


There's a lot to be said (if you are a woman with low self-esteem and/or other mental problems) for a gullible, impressionable lover who has a mammoth libido and virtually no refractory period.
 
2014-02-15 09:25:55 PM

stoli n coke: Savage Belief: I know what you mean by not sticking it in crazy. A few years ago, my wife and I had a threesome with a younger girl (19). We had fun. I was spared the crazy part because this crazy biatch fell in love with my wife. The moral is: Don't stick ANYTHING in crazy. /csb

It is fun though, isn't it?


It was. Have you noticed that you last longer when in a threesome? For me, it's almost like sensory overload.
 
Rat
2014-02-15 09:27:08 PM
The answer, if asked the question would I hit that, is yes, please and thank you.

© I miss FB-, it says so in my profile for quite some time now, and I'm fairly new around here.  He really seemed to know how to twist the leftist nipples to 11
 
2014-02-15 09:29:24 PM

HawgWild: lewismarktwo: HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.

Age ain't nothin but a number.  If she's 14 there and lied about being like 19 then I would have too.  A pedo is someone who wants to fark sexually undeveloped humans.

Justify it however the hell you want, but you're also saying you want to bang a 14 year old.


I think the lady doth protest too much.
 
2014-02-15 09:29:25 PM

Silly_Sot: stoli n coke: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."

Those eyes say that when she is on ALL her meds.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-15 09:29:32 PM

Rat: I'm fairly new around here.


Sees what you did there.
 
2014-02-15 09:31:39 PM
Women with pronounced chins like to cheat.
 
2014-02-15 09:31:46 PM
Jeebus, It's like the scene from Training Day, in which the two hobos try to rape the 14 year old. That's what you pervs remind me of: bunch of smelly hobos. Raping kids.
 
2014-02-15 09:31:48 PM
So, 15 went into 30 more than twice?
 
2014-02-15 09:35:31 PM

HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.


Is this one of those silly things where if you aren't rabidly against it, you are for it?

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really.  But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.
 
2014-02-15 09:40:18 PM

grumpyguru: HawgWild: stoli n coke: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."

That's not necessarily a deal breaker, you know ...

God help me, I loves me some crazy.

Qft.

What they say is true: crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.


Well, here's my question: my standards for a woman are smart, attractive, adventurous, and not crazy. Does such a woman exist?

/this inquiring mind wants to know.
//because I have no clue one way or the other.
///slinks down behind monitor and sobs
 
2014-02-15 09:40:33 PM

stoli n coke: sendtodave: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.


Dude, just because it's accepted in Trinidad and Tobago, it's still wrong to want to molest your students.


Is it wrong when Trinidadians and Tobagonians do it?

Show some respect for other cultures!

I mean, the Virgin Mary was, like, 14 or something when she conceived with Jebus, but you don't hear everyone going on about wrong God is.
 
2014-02-15 09:41:05 PM

lamric: So, 15 went into 30 more than twice?


New math.
 
2014-02-15 09:41:08 PM

sendtodave: HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.

Is this one of those silly things where if you aren't rabidly against it, you are for it?

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really.  But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.



It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?
 
2014-02-15 09:42:09 PM

stoli n coke: It's very telling that 99% of the people who complain about age of consent laws are adults who want to bang underage kids.


Not really, those laws only affect adults who want to "bang kids".
 
2014-02-15 09:43:22 PM

Clutch2013: Well, here's my question: my standards for a woman are smart, attractive, adventurous, and not crazy. Does such a woman exist?


Those are your standards....And you have not met a person that meets those standards (at least, that wanted to stay you) in your whole life?

WTH do you think the answer is?

Lower your farking standards, or feel superior alone, the choice is yours.
 
2014-02-15 09:43:49 PM

stoli n coke: sendtodave: HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.

Is this one of those silly things where if you aren't rabidly against it, you are for it?

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really.  But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.


It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?


So if the teacher was 45 and the student was 16, then it's ok?
 
2014-02-15 09:45:36 PM
At my high school there were 2 teachers in their late twenties and they were good enough looking that they had the run of the school and the pick of the litter. They stuck with the varsity football and basketball teams and used hotel rooms which changed every time, really full on Moscow rules tradecraft. And they had each other for alibis which they never needed. Three different students told the same story in one on one conversations which they had with me but I wrote off as urban legends and never told anyone else until my mom who was a teacher at the school told me she'd overheard a conversation between the two that corroborated everything I'd been told by classmates. She told me after I'd graduated from graduate school. The school was hard core union and if she'd ratted out the two fark bunnies to management the union would have gotten her.
 
2014-02-15 09:47:18 PM

stoli n coke: It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?


You seem like you care about such things.  Carehard.

One double standard could be the voluminousness amount (at least a metric shiat-ton) of wank material featuring "young" "nubile" "teens."   Because ew, no one likes that!
 
2014-02-15 09:47:35 PM

Savage Belief: stoli n coke: sendtodave: HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.

Is this one of those silly things where if you aren't rabidly against it, you are for it?

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really.  But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.


It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

So if the teacher was 45 and the student was 16, then it's ok?



Fine, if they're not old enough to vote. I was just trying to drive the point home to the guy who is trying to justify wanting to fark a 14 year old.
 
2014-02-15 09:50:17 PM

sendtodave: stoli n coke: It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

You seem like you care about such things.  Carehard.

One double standard could be the voluminousness amount (at least a metric shiat-ton) of wank material featuring "young" "nubile" "teens."   Because ew, no one likes that!



All with people over the age of consent. If you're 45 and want to nail an 18 year old, go nuts. Because at least they are able to legally make their own decisions.
 
2014-02-15 09:51:03 PM

stoli n coke: Fine, if they're not old enough to vote. I was just trying to drive the point home to the guy who is trying to justify wanting to fark a 14 year old.


Is that...  Is that what you are hearing?

Man, get your mind out of that gutter, and your ass off of that cross.

I'm saying I don't really give a crap who farks what. Because it's not worth being a judgmental douche over.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that you have kids.  Or otherwise, for some reason, care at all about kids.
 
2014-02-15 09:51:08 PM
Liz Hurley approves the headline.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-15 09:51:45 PM
Different headline meme?
Different headline cliche!
 
2014-02-15 09:52:33 PM

stoli n coke: sendtodave: stoli n coke: It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

You seem like you care about such things.  Carehard.

One double standard could be the voluminousness amount (at least a metric shiat-ton) of wank material featuring "young" "nubile" "teens."   Because ew, no one likes that!


All with people over the age of consent. If you're 45 and want to nail an 18 year old, go nuts. Because at least they are able to legally make their own decisions.


Hey, if a random arbitrary date flips in a switch in your mind that lets you accept shiat, awesome!

Kinda farking weird, being so totally arbitrary, but hey, good for you!
 
2014-02-15 09:57:45 PM

sendtodave: stoli n coke: sendtodave: stoli n coke: It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

You seem like you care about such things.  Carehard.

One double standard could be the voluminousness amount (at least a metric shiat-ton) of wank material featuring "young" "nubile" "teens."   Because ew, no one likes that!


All with people over the age of consent. If you're 45 and want to nail an 18 year old, go nuts. Because at least they are able to legally make their own decisions.

Hey, if a random arbitrary date flips in a switch in your mind that lets you accept shiat, awesome!

Kinda farking weird, being so totally arbitrary, but hey, good for you!



It's always arbitrary to the predator, never the prey.
 
2014-02-15 10:02:03 PM

akula: I'm not sure when the last time Fb- was around here, but the meme has been dormant for many years. Those of us old enough to remember it really do feel like Obi Wan in the already posted pic when it comes up.


Let's just say the mod's "retired" -fb's account.
 
2014-02-15 10:04:03 PM
What else is there to do in Calgary in November when winter starts to set in....
 
2014-02-15 10:05:30 PM

MachineHead: [dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 454x330]


That one predates me, and I've been here a while.
 
2014-02-15 10:05:46 PM
wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com

flavorwire.files.wordpress.com

/Did she offer the kid Cristal?
 
2014-02-15 10:06:36 PM

JoieD'Zen: There is a consistent issue with eyebrows and mugshots. like /=+/+?? or something?
WTF people.
I am starting a rehab fund for poorly plucked and misaligned eyebrows. It does seem to incite criminal low self esteem.


i1277.photobucket.com


i1277.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-15 10:06:54 PM
For fark's sake, this should not be a crime.
 
2014-02-15 10:07:33 PM

Famous Thamas: Because being a young female teacher who is also single can be one of the loneliest experiences out there, short of a deserted island.  You likely got the one open teaching spot in the school, and all of your co-workers are older married women who you have nothing in common with.


I doubt single teachers have it bad.
My wife has a single music teacher friend.  She talks about how the gym teacher will come over and they will fark in the closet.
 
2014-02-15 10:09:39 PM

HawgWild: Jeebus, It's like the scene from Training Day, in which the two hobos try to rape the 14 year old. That's what you pervs remind me of: bunch of smelly hobos. Raping kids.


I prefer the term 'address-deficient.'
 
2014-02-15 10:11:10 PM

Famous Thamas: Because being a young female teacher who is also single can be one of the loneliest experiences out there, short of a deserted island.  You likely got the one open teaching spot in the school, and all of your co-workers are older married women who you have nothing in common with.


Its not like she needs to have things in common.  She isnt trying to date the cows.  All she needs to do is
avoid the ones that will give her bad advice.  Some women do this on purpose, because they want to see someone
else fail as badly as they did.
 
2014-02-15 10:11:34 PM

433: Different headline meme?
Different headline cliche!


This farker. This farker gets it.

If you don't get it, you probably don't remember the Grey Wave. HA! HA!
 
2014-02-15 10:12:56 PM

Savage Belief: So if the teacher was 45 and the student was 16, then it's ok?


Legally, yes.   Expect to get fired, though.
 
2014-02-15 10:13:20 PM
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
 
2014-02-15 10:14:29 PM
i1277.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-15 10:17:37 PM
stoli n coke:It's always arbitrary to the predator, never the prey.

This lady coerced or forced this kid?  Maybe, she was in a position of power, but still, that's a hell of an assumption.

Could have been as simple as "You're cute, student, wanna bone me?"  "Uh, like, yeah!  A lot!"

Just like any guy at that age wants to bone all the girls.*  Like, a lot.

*Or other guys, whatever.  I don't judge.
 
2014-02-15 10:17:59 PM

bobrktb: Smoking hot? You must have very low standards.


^This.

She's cute and in my league so definitely not smoking hot, lol. A solid 7.
 
2014-02-15 10:18:21 PM
Famous Thamas:  

  Sexual urges have a way of turning off the higher reason centers of the brain, especially if you haven't been laid in a long time.

you don't know the half of it brother.
 
2014-02-15 10:18:32 PM

Coco LaFemme: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

I don't get it either.  When I was 15, I had no interest in 15-year-old boys, because they were all shiatheads.  As I've gotten older, I still have no interest in 15-year-old boys.  Not just because I've been with my boyfriend 14 years now, and cheating ain't my thing, but because 15-year-old boys, even today, are still shiatheads.


As a former 15 year old boy, I can confirm the shiatehead part.
I can also add my puzzlement to yours.
These women have some severe mental issues.

PS.
She is Not smoking hot.
 
2014-02-15 10:18:36 PM

lordjupiter: fusillade762: thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.

From the Fark wiki

Wait, Fark has a wiki??

"In the mid-2000s, the user "fb-" was banned. "

I left fark for a few years due to the political garbage dump it became during the Iraq war (all one forum, no politics tab, very jingoistic).  Anyone know why he was eventually banned?    He always seemed to get multiple people ganging up on him due to his outrageous comments.  He was very right wing (for that time period) from what I recall, and something of a fratboy douche.  I seem to remember some racist comments as well?  I'm guessing that's what tipped the scales.


It... was mostly because he was a major league douche, I do believe. I DO remember he was LEGENDARY for his article greenlight count. Like, held the record for a long time after his bannination. Maybe still holds it, i dunno. But yeah... he and I got into it many times in political threads. He was very much an extreme libertarian- definitely not religious, but basically wanted a government on the level of Somalia.
 
2014-02-15 10:19:13 PM

BluVeinThrobber: gryf: Loathe her eyebrows. And, I don't care how crazy her eyes, teenagers are gross. Moist hands. Eeeww. They even smell funny.

Smells like teen spirit


My brothers smelled like cheap hot dogs til they were twelve-ish. After that, they stank even worse.
 
2014-02-15 10:20:35 PM
haha.  the teacher's a post-op and you're all fawning over her.   this thread delivers.
 
2014-02-15 10:21:53 PM

Herr Flick's Revenge: She is Not smoking hot.


It's all about managing your expectations.  Compared to your average Fark Smoking Hot(tm) chick, she's a farking goddess.

Compared to people in the real world?  Welcome to Fark, there is no real world.
 
2014-02-15 10:22:09 PM

stoli n coke: Fine, if they're not old enough to vote. I was just trying to drive the point home to the guy who is trying to justify wanting to fark a 14 year old.


This is an ok fantasy.   This is only because 14 year olds haven't been in school long enough though.
So after you have your interest satiated, and they start yammering, it is mostly small words and they are easy to turn into background noise.

When they get older, they start slapping a cushion and yammer longer words like "Validate me!"
 
2014-02-15 10:24:24 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


I think it's both a mental disease (pedophilia) and a control issue.
 
2014-02-15 10:26:51 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.


So a 15 year old is a child to you? And your imagination is so weak that you can't figure out why anyone would do such a thing?

You poor guy.
 
2014-02-15 10:27:34 PM
She reminds me of Myrtle (the ghost) from Harry Potter.
 
2014-02-15 10:30:02 PM

Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.


Human nature doesn't change. The only differences is that these crimes are more likely to be detected thanks to greater awareness on the part of officials, and the fact that it's harder to keep a secret these days (thanks in part to social networking).
 
2014-02-15 10:31:51 PM
Should be charged with serial selfie.
 
2014-02-15 10:32:08 PM

acohn: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

I think it's both a mental disease (pedophilia) and a control issue.


Or maybe she was just hot for his adolescent body.

It's my understanding that in American culture, some teenagers are even marketed specifically for their sexuality as "teen idols."

Americans are sick, sick people.
 
2014-02-15 10:34:30 PM
EnderX: Kim Kardashian at 14.

I would....uuhhh....hmmmm....no comment.
 
2014-02-15 10:39:08 PM
Some of fb-'s kids probably have accounts now.
 
2014-02-15 10:39:13 PM

ultraholland: EnderX: Kim Kardashian at 14.

I would....uuhhh....hmmmm....no comment.


Self censorship is the best censorship.

What a farking country we live in now.
 
2014-02-15 10:41:48 PM

Coco LaFemme: 15-year-old boys, even today, are still shiatheads.


Lots of us consider our sexual histories with whatever we've been having sex with and go "Who cares what's in their heads?" My ex-wife Rebecca had the IQ of a hamster and the personality of a neurotic shrew but damn she was hot. Especially when she got drunk.

To this day there's something about not-too-bright women who grew up listening to country music and drinking things like 7&7 just turns me ON. As long as they're not too "pink" to change their own oil and don't slather their faces with makeup, anyway. "Yee-ha! Ride me, cowgirl!"
 
2014-02-15 10:44:10 PM

433: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


Done in three, very nicely I might add!
 
2014-02-15 10:45:14 PM

YouPeopleAreCrazy: "smoking hot" ?No.
averagly good looking? Yes.


Everything is relative.  Relative to what Fark USUALLY classifies as "smoking hot"...this one is actually smoking hot.  Relative to any normal scale, this one is maybe a 6 or 7 (if she tidies up) out of 10.
 
2014-02-15 10:48:44 PM

Emposter: Everything is relative.


Except age of consent, of course.

/OK, I'm done trolling now
 
2014-02-15 10:49:16 PM
what i learned from this thread...fark has a wiki. gorgor is not in the wiki. wiki is useless.
 
2014-02-15 10:55:47 PM

sendtodave: Emposter: Everything is relative.

Except age of consent, of course.

/OK, I'm done trolling now


Actually age of consent IS relative.
 
2014-02-15 10:56:03 PM
Is fb even around anymore?
 
2014-02-15 10:59:14 PM

stoli n coke: Fine, if they're not old enough to vote. I was just trying to drive the point home to the guy who is trying to justify wanting to fark a 14 year old.


I'm not sure if you genuinely don't understand or if you're being purposely obtuse so that you can get all morally high and mighty, but...  There IS, in fact, a distinction between pointing out that it is possible for a 14-year-old to be physically appealing to a normal adult, and saying that you actually would bang said 14-year-old.  He said the former.  Not the latter.

I mean, at one point a 15-year-old girl was one of the most well known and widely desired porn stars in the country, and millions of people were totally oblivious until the Feds found out that she faked all her IDs.  Are a significant fraction of the country pedophiles?  Of course not.  The point is that people don't bang teenagers not because teenagers are unattractive to normal adults, but simply because they know they are teenagers.
 
2014-02-15 10:59:42 PM
I require more pictures to perform a full analysis of her smoking hottieness.
 
2014-02-15 11:00:19 PM
Nix Nightbird:

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell, any woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.

That too. Hell, in most US states the Age of Consent is only 16.

I'll occasionally look at vulnerable children of say 17 1/2 but then I consider all the things they can't do (at least not legally), like buy me drinks. Or bring over a bottle of bourbon. Or go to a strip bar with me. Or stay overnight without permission. It also helps if a woman's had lots of experience with several different partners, preferably of both sexes, which most women under 30 ain't got.

As to causes, maybe she's fixated on the time in her life when she first got sexually and/or emotionally active and wants to keep reliving it. You know, debugging by reiteration.
 
2014-02-15 11:03:01 PM
sendtodave:

What do teachers do? What is the defining role of a teacher? To teach.

They like to teach. They enjoy teaching. Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh! That's so creepy! ... Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done. For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.


I'm just repeating this to amplify it.

What's all the fuss about?
 
2014-02-15 11:13:50 PM
Now there's a meme i haven't heard in forever.
 
2014-02-15 11:17:26 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: what i learned from this thread...fark has a wiki. gorgor is not in the wiki. wiki is useless.


I miss that guy. He always linked to tinypic.com with NSFW tags.
 
2014-02-15 11:19:04 PM

baconbeard: At this point, wouldn't it be easier a to post a list of teachers who *don't* rape children?


So a hot 30 year old woman giving a BJ to a 15 year old guy is raping a child?

You were never 15 yourself, were you. You skipped straight from 3rd grade to middle-aged crank.

Let me guess: when you were 15 lots of people your age had more sex than you. And now that you're 47 lots of 15 year olds still have had more sex than you.

And what happens when a 15 year old turns 16, legal in most states? Do they stop being vulnerable children? Only to turn back into one when they cross into a state where the AoC is 18? Or is pointing this out another example of "moral relativism" that us "secular humanists" use to force real Americans to become Muslim socialist lesbians like Obama?

By the way, in Alberta, Canada, where this happened, the Age of Consent varies from 12 to 18 depending on factors like the age of the partner and whether there is butt sex. You're old enough to have non-anal with anybody if you're 16, so that probably counts as Legal Age. (Anyway I don't quite get why a woman would dig being buttfarked, unless the surgeon left her prostate in.)
 
2014-02-15 11:24:29 PM
She kind of reminds me of   young Meg Tilly.
 
2014-02-15 11:26:01 PM

stoli n coke: It's very telling that 99% of the people who complain about age of consent laws are adults who want to bang underage kids.


Wait a second, I want to bang people who look older than 18................and of course who want to bang me.
 
2014-02-15 11:26:30 PM
I wanted to put out an album of creepy love songs titled "An Invitation to Sexual Touching".

But then I took an arrow to the knee or something.
 
2014-02-15 11:29:17 PM

Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.


I am firmly within the bounds of Gen X and I still refuse to grow the fark up.
/45
 
2014-02-15 11:29:33 PM

HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.


Dammit EnderX, you have a time machine that can go back 19 years? Who do I have to blow to get a ride on that thing?


Dear HawgWild: are you now, have you ever been, or have you ever even met a heterosexual male?
 
2014-02-15 11:30:09 PM

stoli n coke: Savage Belief: stoli n coke: sendtodave: HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.

Is this one of those silly things where if you aren't rabidly against it, you are for it?

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really.  But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.


It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

So if the teacher was 45 and the student was 16, then it's ok?


Fine, if they're not old enough to vote. I was just trying to drive the point home to the guy who is trying to justify wanting to fark a 14 year old.


Nobody wants to fark a 14 year old. They want to fark a person of consent. We are saying that if someone lies about their age it doesn't make the other person a pedophile.
 
2014-02-15 11:31:42 PM
Do the eyebrows match the carpet?

/Were you there?
//What's it like?
 
2014-02-15 11:33:46 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: what i learned from this thread...fark has a wiki. gorgor is not in the wiki. wiki is useless.


Thou shalt not speak the name of the Beast lest ye seek the Banhammer...
 
2014-02-15 11:48:50 PM

empres77: Tanukis_Parachute: what i learned from this thread...fark has a wiki. gorgor is not in the wiki. wiki is useless.

Thou shalt not speak the name of the Beast lest ye seek the Banhammer...


I had him as a facebook friend for a while... and then they banned him too.
 
2014-02-16 12:02:00 AM
Intended as a simulation only....

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-16 12:05:13 AM

ttc2301: Let me be the first: CrAzY eyes.


Saved me from having to say it.
 
2014-02-16 12:05:50 AM

empres77: Tanukis_Parachute: what i learned from this thread...fark has a wiki. gorgor is not in the wiki. wiki is useless.

Thou shalt not speak the name of the Beast lest ye seek the Banhammer...


Hey, nobody mentioned Bevets.
 
2014-02-16 12:12:50 AM
sendtodave:

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really. But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

You noticed!


All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.


I'm not OK with all of it, I still think BDSM is against anarchist and maybe feminist ethics, but there doesn't seem to be anything that can be done about it.

The answer I keep getting is that if some people have so little self-respect they insist on being tied down, insulted, tortured and used as a cum dumpster then it's their human right to do it, and if I disagree I'm some kind of puritan nazi.

In my eyes it's more moral to have non-degrading sex with a happily willing 15 year old than to participate in anybody's masochism. And to me sadism is just another way of liking to hurt people, of fascism expressed in libidinal terms, which should be frowned on.

But then I'm weird.

And yes I've done BDSM "scenes" in my less cerebral youth but it always felt wrong, and most of the others I knew who did such things struck me as vapid, sleazy, untrustworthy and nuts. These are not the kind of people you want in your revolutionary cell. And I don't get close to people I can't trust, period.

Otherwise, if she says she likes strip bars and glory holes she might be loads of fun. But if she also believes in reincarnation, astrology and paganism then run for your life. It's even worse if she doesn't "abuse substances," then she has no excuse.


/ I know, I know, there might be lots of angry responses to this, most of which I'll roll my eyes at, but I don't post such things to provoke such responses; I post such things because I genuinely believe them to be true and proper and because I think "the society of the future" should incorporate these ideas and ideals. Think of it as science fiction without the science or the fiction.

// And like I say in my Profile, if anybody out there wants me to post something you want to read in a style you like then feel free to make me an offer. Even Michelangelo did the Sistine Chapel Ceiling for money. If you don't want to do that and you still insist on reading my "objectionable" posts then perhaps you have a problem.
 
2014-02-16 12:16:08 AM

Clutch2013: Well, here's my question: my standards for a woman are smart, attractive, adventurous, and not crazy. Does such a woman exist?


They're few and far between. And they're expensive, in one way or another.

And they've all been too good for me, except maybe for a slow week or so between semesters or whatever.
 
2014-02-16 12:20:38 AM
sendtodave:

I mean, the Virgin Mary was, like, 14 or something when she conceived with Jebus, but you don't hear everyone going on about wrong God is.

And the prophet Muhammad (zi"l) married Ayesha when she was only 6, though he waited till she was 9 to "go in unto" her.
 
2014-02-16 12:23:35 AM
sendtodave:

Lower your farking standards, or feel superior alone, the choice is yours.

Or you could do both, like me.

It's lowering their standards that's the problem...
 
2014-02-16 12:26:50 AM
Savage Belief replied to someone:

It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

So if the teacher was 45 and the student was 16, then it's ok?


As long as 16 is legal in your state, yeah. But if s/he's 15 years and 364 days old you're a scummy pedophile, it seems. You know, it's magic.
 
2014-02-16 12:31:04 AM

stoli n coke: All with people over the age of consent. If you're 45 and want to nail an 18 year old, go nuts. Because at least they are able to legally make their own decisions.


WTF do you think the law really has to do with it? Does a vapid cretin of 17 suddenly get smart & responsible when s/he turns Legal Age?

Some people are smart & mature enough to have sex at say 14; lots of people will always be unable to rationally consider the idea for their entire lives.
 
2014-02-16 12:37:08 AM

The One True TheDavid: stoli n coke: All with people over the age of consent. If you're 45 and want to nail an 18 year old, go nuts. Because at least they are able to legally make their own decisions.

WTF do you think the law really has to do with it? Does a vapid cretin of 17 suddenly get smart & responsible when s/he turns Legal Age?

Some people are smart & mature enough to have sex at say 14; lots of people will always be unable to rationally consider the idea for their entire lives.



Lots of pedos have used the "She was 14 going on 40" defense. Didn't help them.
 
2014-02-16 12:39:08 AM
Oh wow, I win the thread again. This is what being an insomniac drunkard who likes the sound of his own typing can be like. "Behold my works, ye mighty."
 
2014-02-16 12:39:14 AM
Really? "fb- is the father" is that old? I lurked far too long. Crap, I've been commenting too long. I've wasted my life.

"Dynamite monkey," anyone?
 
2014-02-16 12:39:34 AM

The One True TheDavid: Savage Belief replied to someone:

It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

So if the teacher was 45 and the student was 16, then it's ok?

As long as 16 is legal in your state, yeah. But if s/he's 15 years and 364 days old you're a scummy pedophile, it seems. You know, it's magic.


They have to draw the line somewhere.If 15's okay, how about 14? 13? 12? 11? You do't draw the line and there will be people going after 10 year olds.

If they're in junior high and you're a grown adult, don't do it. Particularly someone in a position of authority like a teacher.
 
2014-02-16 12:47:07 AM
One more time: pedophilia refers to people who want to fark children BEFORE they reach puberty. From the photo upthread it's safe to assume that at 14 Kim Kardashian was too damn old for Pedobear.

So: which is bigger, the Earth or the Sun?
 
2014-02-16 12:49:17 AM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


It wasn't that long ago that we had 12-13 year old girls marrying guys in their 40s and 50s, and plenty of forced marriages where a kid got pregnant. It is really only in the past several decades that this has really changed.
 
2014-02-16 12:52:20 AM
Notgonnaclickonthelinknotgonnaclickonthe link...
 
2014-02-16 12:56:48 AM

octopied: They have to draw the line somewhere.If 15's okay, how about 14? 13? 12? 11?


How about having reached puberty and being able to describe in a sensible way what they want to do any why they want to do it? Which needn't be a particular age. A lot of 30 year olds would fail that standard, I fear.

If you don't think Americans are smart enough to do that then raise or lower the Age of Consent to 16 in every state, raise or lower the legal age for marriage to 16 in every state (without parental consent, by the way), and stick to it.

When you can be cured of "pedophilia" by crossing a state line it's not you that has the problem.
 
2014-02-16 01:02:34 AM

limeyfellow: It wasn't that long ago that we had 12-13 year old girls marrying guys in their 40s and 50s, and plenty of forced marriages where a kid got pregnant. It is really only in the past several decades that this has really changed.


Why else would some states have an Age of Consent at 17 but an an Age of Marriage at 13 with parental consent? Daddy has a shotgun, that's why. And would rather get rid of his daughter by marrying her to a "pedophile" than support her (and maybe her kid/s) a few more years. (A.k.a. "Honeypot.")
 
2014-02-16 01:02:57 AM
Has anyone yet pointed out the caterpillars above her eyes?
 
2014-02-16 01:04:42 AM

FarkingReading: Has anyone yet pointed out the caterpillars above her eyes?


I'm pointing at them right now
 
2014-02-16 01:11:47 AM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Evolution. Believe it or not, you're supposed to breed at that age. Societal convention that only adulthood starts at 18 is a recent fabrication.

/came from a society where you were an adult at 12.
 
2014-02-16 01:12:42 AM
And by "evolution" I meant, the youngest seed is the best seed. Obviously.
 
2014-02-16 02:32:16 AM

Rozinante: Some of fb-'s kids probably have accounts now.


Damn, yeah, I looked.  He joined in 2001.  Has/had a 4-digit account number.  I don't remember him and I've been around since like '06.
 
2014-02-16 03:18:54 AM
Only on Fark does "decent looking face" equal smoking hot.
 
2014-02-16 03:20:42 AM
Terrible Old Man:

/came from a society where you were an adult at 12.

I thought that was only for religious purposes. But then shtupping would be a mitzvah, since the purpose is to make the next generation. And they're honest enough to admit (or at least pretend) that women need it too: failure to fark is a valid reason for ditching a husbang, right?

It's also a society where men were encouraged to be unemployed slackers who sat around all day reading and discussing what they read while their wives supported the family.

Lots of sex and a perpetual book club. Not the worst fate.
 
2014-02-16 03:24:00 AM
Begoggle:

Only on Fark does "decent looking face" equal smoking hot.

Not only on Fark. What superbeauties do you hang with?

Besides "hot" is also an attitude and a skill level: some of the best partners I've had weren't that much prettier than me but boy could they use what they had.
 
2014-02-16 03:42:26 AM

EnderX: ...

Nobody wants to fark a 14 year old. They want to fark a person of consent. We are saying that if someone lies about their age it doesn't make the other person a pedophile.


disagrees:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-16 03:50:40 AM

EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.


Yeah, yeah. You know how many 15 year-old boys look that good? Absolutely none. But it really doesn't matter, because both the girl and the boy will be equally hopeless dipshiats. Personally, I try not to fark people whose mouths I would have to duct tape shut.
 
2014-02-16 06:24:45 AM
Her eyebrows are terrifying.
 
2014-02-16 09:25:57 AM

forgotmydamnusername: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.
It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?
I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]
Kim Kardashian at 14.
Yeah, yeah. You know how many 15 year-old boys look that good? Absolutely none. But it really doesn't matter, because both the girl and the boy will be equally hopeless dipshiats. Personally, I try not to fark people whose mouths I would have to duct tape shut.



One thing I would say is quit treating post-pubescent young adults as children. While it should still be illegal it is wrong to treat this case as it was the same as doing it to a 7 year old. If you do deal with the real problem it is a step towards prevention. These people suffer from Ephebophilia. It's a different mental affliction.

For one you will realize that it is not new. Society has desired virginity throughout history. Don't think for a second that people meant 20 year old virgins in those history books.

Also realize that sex is not the same as a relationship. No one is going after these teens to talk about the days issues. There are there for the cumming. That is all. Most teens are in the best shape they will ever be in. Near zero percent body fat, etc. It can be argued that the whole cosmetics industry is geared to make women look 16 again.

My point. Don't be shocked. Be Pragmatic. Look for ways to screen for it. Avoid situations that would lead to abuse, etc.
 
2014-02-16 09:30:55 AM

HawgWild: sendtodave: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.

So you are all for having sex with children.

Gotcha.


Research "temple prostitution", prude.
 
2014-02-16 09:31:36 AM
Still, we haven't answered the question; What is causing this?
I'll break it down to make it easier to answer-

What is the number one cause of pedophilia?

/Discuss
 
2014-02-16 09:33:58 AM

Clutch2013: grumpyguru: HawgWild: stoli n coke: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."

That's not necessarily a deal breaker, you know ...

God help me, I loves me some crazy.

Qft.

What they say is true: crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

Well, here's my question: my standards for a woman are smart, attractive, adventurous, and not crazy. Does such a woman exist?

/this inquiring mind wants to know.
//because I have no clue one way or the other.
///slinks down behind monitor and sobs


Yes, but she "just wants to be friends" with you.
 
2014-02-16 09:41:27 AM

stoli n coke: The One True TheDavid: stoli n coke: All with people over the age of consent. If you're 45 and want to nail an 18 year old, go nuts. Because at least they are able to legally make their own decisions.

WTF do you think the law really has to do with it? Does a vapid cretin of 17 suddenly get smart & responsible when s/he turns Legal Age?

Some people are smart & mature enough to have sex at say 14; lots of people will always be unable to rationally consider the idea for their entire lives.


Lots of pedos have used the "She was 14 going on 40" defense. Didn't help them.


pedophile does not mean what you think it means.
 
2014-02-16 09:43:33 AM

Farty McPooPants: Still, we haven't answered the question; What is causing this?
I'll break it down to make it easier to answer-

What is the number one cause of pedophilia?

/Discuss


These are two different topics.  Adults attracted to sexually mature, post pubescent but underaged individuals have no relation to pedophilia.  Yo might as well as 'What is the number one cause of pnuemonia?' for all of it's relevance to what is happening in high schools.
 
2014-02-16 09:55:41 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: HawgWild: sendtodave: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.

So you are all for having sex with children.

Gotcha.

Research "temple prostitution", prude.


OH! So now you sickos want ME to googles child banging?! Nice try! Not gonna fall for THAT.
 
2014-02-16 11:42:20 AM

Savage Belief: A few years ago, my wife and I had a threesome with a younger girl (19). We had fun. I was spared the crazy part because this crazy biatch fell in love with my wife


I find it difficult to believe you suffered no collateral damage from that. Your wife didn't emotionally involve you and require counseling? C'mon. If crazy biatch is after your wife it always makes a headache for the spouse.
 
2014-02-16 11:50:56 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: Research "temple prostitution", prude.


Well yes. But this is actually a much more controversial area than it used to be. A lot of commonly held assumptions about those ancient practices are coming back under question in the recent literature.
 
2014-02-16 12:20:52 PM

ttc2301: Let me be the first: CrAzY eyes.


surprised it took that long
 
2014-02-16 12:22:55 PM
The_Philosopher_King:
My point. Don't be shocked. Be Pragmatic. Look for ways to screen for it. Avoid situations that would lead to abuse, etc.

but ... but ... wargarbble garrbble garrbbble
 
2014-02-16 01:30:33 PM
Stripper crazy.  Set-you-on-fire-while-you-sleep crazy.
 
2014-02-16 02:04:43 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


I know, I'd totally be afraid of popping multiple back zits.
 
2014-02-16 02:39:11 PM

Witness99: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

I know, I'd totally be afraid of popping multiple back zits.


But women love to pop zits.  I think we found these teachers true motive.
 
2014-02-16 03:04:07 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Evolution cares not for your prudish beliefs about age and sex.
 
2014-02-16 03:44:50 PM
Not guilty!
Just because she is so hot.
Son, your father is proud of you.
 
2014-02-16 05:04:11 PM

The One True TheDavid: sendtodave:

Lower your farking standards, or feel superior alone, the choice is yours.

Or you could do both, like me.

It's lowering their standards that's the problem...


I thought that's what alcohol was for.
 
2014-02-16 09:22:23 PM

forgotmydamnusername: You know how many 15 year-old boys look that good?


I knew a few as a teenager. It's been a while since I paid attention but if you want to pay for my time and expenses I can come up with a decent cross-section. But not a catalog: that's for 16 (legal age) & up.

There was this gorgeous Santa Cruz hippie-surfer boy named Pavel. Flat stomach, lightly muscled chest, almost hairless golden-browned body, beautiful green eyes, long blondish hair, and that cute gap between his two front teeth. Oh my. I almost retired after that. 1978 was a good summer in a lot of ways.

But anyway.
 
2014-02-16 09:27:50 PM
Farty McPooPants:

What is the number one cause of pedophilia?

We keep telling you this is not a case of pedophilia. Pedophilia is an an attraction to children before they reach puberty.

What is the number one cause of morons being Ignored? Don't bother trying to answer because I won't be listening.

P.S. Your diaper needs changing. Go tell your mom, if you can find her.
 
2014-02-16 09:30:44 PM
forgotmydamnusername:

I try not to fark people whose mouths I would have to duct tape shut.


I learned to tune that out. Otherwise I'd STILL be a virgin.
 
2014-02-16 09:44:37 PM

The One True TheDavid: forgotmydamnusername: You know how many 15 year-old boys look that good?

I knew a few as a teenager. It's been a while since I paid attention but if you want to pay for my time and expenses I can come up with a decent cross-section. But not a catalog: that's for 16 (legal age) & up.

There was this gorgeous Santa Cruz hippie-surfer boy named Pavel. Flat stomach, lightly muscled chest, almost hairless golden-browned body, beautiful green eyes, long blondish hair, and that cute gap between his two front teeth. Oh my. I almost retired after that. 1978 was a good summer in a lot of ways.

But anyway.


My point was that generally, boys take longer to mature than girls, so it usually takes them an additional 2-3 years to stop looking thin, soft, and spotty, with funny-sounding voices. Which leads to the 14 year-old girls throwing themselves at you when you're 19. And conversations like this: "What can you tell me about quantum mechanics? Nothing? Then fark off!"
 
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