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2014-02-15 11:29:17 PM

Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.


I am firmly within the bounds of Gen X and I still refuse to grow the fark up.
/45
 
2014-02-15 11:29:33 PM

HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.


Dammit EnderX, you have a time machine that can go back 19 years? Who do I have to blow to get a ride on that thing?


Dear HawgWild: are you now, have you ever been, or have you ever even met a heterosexual male?
 
2014-02-15 11:30:09 PM

stoli n coke: Savage Belief: stoli n coke: sendtodave: HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.

Is this one of those silly things where if you aren't rabidly against it, you are for it?

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really.  But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.


It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

So if the teacher was 45 and the student was 16, then it's ok?


Fine, if they're not old enough to vote. I was just trying to drive the point home to the guy who is trying to justify wanting to fark a 14 year old.


Nobody wants to fark a 14 year old. They want to fark a person of consent. We are saying that if someone lies about their age it doesn't make the other person a pedophile.
 
2014-02-15 11:31:42 PM
Do the eyebrows match the carpet?

/Were you there?
//What's it like?
 
2014-02-15 11:33:46 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: what i learned from this thread...fark has a wiki. gorgor is not in the wiki. wiki is useless.


Thou shalt not speak the name of the Beast lest ye seek the Banhammer...
 
2014-02-15 11:48:50 PM

empres77: Tanukis_Parachute: what i learned from this thread...fark has a wiki. gorgor is not in the wiki. wiki is useless.

Thou shalt not speak the name of the Beast lest ye seek the Banhammer...


I had him as a facebook friend for a while... and then they banned him too.
 
2014-02-16 12:02:00 AM
Intended as a simulation only....

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-16 12:05:13 AM

ttc2301: Let me be the first: CrAzY eyes.


Saved me from having to say it.
 
2014-02-16 12:05:50 AM

empres77: Tanukis_Parachute: what i learned from this thread...fark has a wiki. gorgor is not in the wiki. wiki is useless.

Thou shalt not speak the name of the Beast lest ye seek the Banhammer...


Hey, nobody mentioned Bevets.
 
2014-02-16 12:12:50 AM
sendtodave:

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really. But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

You noticed!


All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.


I'm not OK with all of it, I still think BDSM is against anarchist and maybe feminist ethics, but there doesn't seem to be anything that can be done about it.

The answer I keep getting is that if some people have so little self-respect they insist on being tied down, insulted, tortured and used as a cum dumpster then it's their human right to do it, and if I disagree I'm some kind of puritan nazi.

In my eyes it's more moral to have non-degrading sex with a happily willing 15 year old than to participate in anybody's masochism. And to me sadism is just another way of liking to hurt people, of fascism expressed in libidinal terms, which should be frowned on.

But then I'm weird.

And yes I've done BDSM "scenes" in my less cerebral youth but it always felt wrong, and most of the others I knew who did such things struck me as vapid, sleazy, untrustworthy and nuts. These are not the kind of people you want in your revolutionary cell. And I don't get close to people I can't trust, period.

Otherwise, if she says she likes strip bars and glory holes she might be loads of fun. But if she also believes in reincarnation, astrology and paganism then run for your life. It's even worse if she doesn't "abuse substances," then she has no excuse.


/ I know, I know, there might be lots of angry responses to this, most of which I'll roll my eyes at, but I don't post such things to provoke such responses; I post such things because I genuinely believe them to be true and proper and because I think "the society of the future" should incorporate these ideas and ideals. Think of it as science fiction without the science or the fiction.

// And like I say in my Profile, if anybody out there wants me to post something you want to read in a style you like then feel free to make me an offer. Even Michelangelo did the Sistine Chapel Ceiling for money. If you don't want to do that and you still insist on reading my "objectionable" posts then perhaps you have a problem.
 
2014-02-16 12:16:08 AM

Clutch2013: Well, here's my question: my standards for a woman are smart, attractive, adventurous, and not crazy. Does such a woman exist?


They're few and far between. And they're expensive, in one way or another.

And they've all been too good for me, except maybe for a slow week or so between semesters or whatever.
 
2014-02-16 12:20:38 AM
sendtodave:

I mean, the Virgin Mary was, like, 14 or something when she conceived with Jebus, but you don't hear everyone going on about wrong God is.

And the prophet Muhammad (zi"l) married Ayesha when she was only 6, though he waited till she was 9 to "go in unto" her.
 
2014-02-16 12:23:35 AM
sendtodave:

Lower your farking standards, or feel superior alone, the choice is yours.

Or you could do both, like me.

It's lowering their standards that's the problem...
 
2014-02-16 12:26:50 AM
Savage Belief replied to someone:

It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

So if the teacher was 45 and the student was 16, then it's ok?


As long as 16 is legal in your state, yeah. But if s/he's 15 years and 364 days old you're a scummy pedophile, it seems. You know, it's magic.
 
2014-02-16 12:31:04 AM

stoli n coke: All with people over the age of consent. If you're 45 and want to nail an 18 year old, go nuts. Because at least they are able to legally make their own decisions.


WTF do you think the law really has to do with it? Does a vapid cretin of 17 suddenly get smart & responsible when s/he turns Legal Age?

Some people are smart & mature enough to have sex at say 14; lots of people will always be unable to rationally consider the idea for their entire lives.
 
2014-02-16 12:37:08 AM

The One True TheDavid: stoli n coke: All with people over the age of consent. If you're 45 and want to nail an 18 year old, go nuts. Because at least they are able to legally make their own decisions.

WTF do you think the law really has to do with it? Does a vapid cretin of 17 suddenly get smart & responsible when s/he turns Legal Age?

Some people are smart & mature enough to have sex at say 14; lots of people will always be unable to rationally consider the idea for their entire lives.



Lots of pedos have used the "She was 14 going on 40" defense. Didn't help them.
 
2014-02-16 12:39:08 AM
Oh wow, I win the thread again. This is what being an insomniac drunkard who likes the sound of his own typing can be like. "Behold my works, ye mighty."
 
2014-02-16 12:39:14 AM
Really? "fb- is the father" is that old? I lurked far too long. Crap, I've been commenting too long. I've wasted my life.

"Dynamite monkey," anyone?
 
2014-02-16 12:39:34 AM

The One True TheDavid: Savage Belief replied to someone:

It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

So if the teacher was 45 and the student was 16, then it's ok?

As long as 16 is legal in your state, yeah. But if s/he's 15 years and 364 days old you're a scummy pedophile, it seems. You know, it's magic.


They have to draw the line somewhere.If 15's okay, how about 14? 13? 12? 11? You do't draw the line and there will be people going after 10 year olds.

If they're in junior high and you're a grown adult, don't do it. Particularly someone in a position of authority like a teacher.
 
2014-02-16 12:47:07 AM
One more time: pedophilia refers to people who want to fark children BEFORE they reach puberty. From the photo upthread it's safe to assume that at 14 Kim Kardashian was too damn old for Pedobear.

So: which is bigger, the Earth or the Sun?
 
2014-02-16 12:49:17 AM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


It wasn't that long ago that we had 12-13 year old girls marrying guys in their 40s and 50s, and plenty of forced marriages where a kid got pregnant. It is really only in the past several decades that this has really changed.
 
2014-02-16 12:52:20 AM
Notgonnaclickonthelinknotgonnaclickonthe link...
 
2014-02-16 12:56:48 AM

octopied: They have to draw the line somewhere.If 15's okay, how about 14? 13? 12? 11?


How about having reached puberty and being able to describe in a sensible way what they want to do any why they want to do it? Which needn't be a particular age. A lot of 30 year olds would fail that standard, I fear.

If you don't think Americans are smart enough to do that then raise or lower the Age of Consent to 16 in every state, raise or lower the legal age for marriage to 16 in every state (without parental consent, by the way), and stick to it.

When you can be cured of "pedophilia" by crossing a state line it's not you that has the problem.
 
2014-02-16 01:02:34 AM

limeyfellow: It wasn't that long ago that we had 12-13 year old girls marrying guys in their 40s and 50s, and plenty of forced marriages where a kid got pregnant. It is really only in the past several decades that this has really changed.


Why else would some states have an Age of Consent at 17 but an an Age of Marriage at 13 with parental consent? Daddy has a shotgun, that's why. And would rather get rid of his daughter by marrying her to a "pedophile" than support her (and maybe her kid/s) a few more years. (A.k.a. "Honeypot.")
 
2014-02-16 01:02:57 AM
Has anyone yet pointed out the caterpillars above her eyes?
 
2014-02-16 01:04:42 AM

FarkingReading: Has anyone yet pointed out the caterpillars above her eyes?


I'm pointing at them right now
 
2014-02-16 01:11:47 AM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Evolution. Believe it or not, you're supposed to breed at that age. Societal convention that only adulthood starts at 18 is a recent fabrication.

/came from a society where you were an adult at 12.
 
2014-02-16 01:12:42 AM
And by "evolution" I meant, the youngest seed is the best seed. Obviously.
 
2014-02-16 02:32:16 AM

Rozinante: Some of fb-'s kids probably have accounts now.


Damn, yeah, I looked.  He joined in 2001.  Has/had a 4-digit account number.  I don't remember him and I've been around since like '06.
 
2014-02-16 03:18:54 AM
Only on Fark does "decent looking face" equal smoking hot.
 
2014-02-16 03:20:42 AM
Terrible Old Man:

/came from a society where you were an adult at 12.

I thought that was only for religious purposes. But then shtupping would be a mitzvah, since the purpose is to make the next generation. And they're honest enough to admit (or at least pretend) that women need it too: failure to fark is a valid reason for ditching a husbang, right?

It's also a society where men were encouraged to be unemployed slackers who sat around all day reading and discussing what they read while their wives supported the family.

Lots of sex and a perpetual book club. Not the worst fate.
 
2014-02-16 03:24:00 AM
Begoggle:

Only on Fark does "decent looking face" equal smoking hot.

Not only on Fark. What superbeauties do you hang with?

Besides "hot" is also an attitude and a skill level: some of the best partners I've had weren't that much prettier than me but boy could they use what they had.
 
2014-02-16 03:42:26 AM

EnderX: ...

Nobody wants to fark a 14 year old. They want to fark a person of consent. We are saying that if someone lies about their age it doesn't make the other person a pedophile.


disagrees:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-16 03:50:40 AM

EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.


Yeah, yeah. You know how many 15 year-old boys look that good? Absolutely none. But it really doesn't matter, because both the girl and the boy will be equally hopeless dipshiats. Personally, I try not to fark people whose mouths I would have to duct tape shut.
 
2014-02-16 06:24:45 AM
Her eyebrows are terrifying.
 
2014-02-16 09:25:57 AM

forgotmydamnusername: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.
It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?
I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]
Kim Kardashian at 14.
Yeah, yeah. You know how many 15 year-old boys look that good? Absolutely none. But it really doesn't matter, because both the girl and the boy will be equally hopeless dipshiats. Personally, I try not to fark people whose mouths I would have to duct tape shut.



One thing I would say is quit treating post-pubescent young adults as children. While it should still be illegal it is wrong to treat this case as it was the same as doing it to a 7 year old. If you do deal with the real problem it is a step towards prevention. These people suffer from Ephebophilia. It's a different mental affliction.

For one you will realize that it is not new. Society has desired virginity throughout history. Don't think for a second that people meant 20 year old virgins in those history books.

Also realize that sex is not the same as a relationship. No one is going after these teens to talk about the days issues. There are there for the cumming. That is all. Most teens are in the best shape they will ever be in. Near zero percent body fat, etc. It can be argued that the whole cosmetics industry is geared to make women look 16 again.

My point. Don't be shocked. Be Pragmatic. Look for ways to screen for it. Avoid situations that would lead to abuse, etc.
 
2014-02-16 09:30:55 AM

HawgWild: sendtodave: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.

So you are all for having sex with children.

Gotcha.


Research "temple prostitution", prude.
 
2014-02-16 09:31:36 AM
Still, we haven't answered the question; What is causing this?
I'll break it down to make it easier to answer-

What is the number one cause of pedophilia?

/Discuss
 
2014-02-16 09:33:58 AM

Clutch2013: grumpyguru: HawgWild: stoli n coke: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."

That's not necessarily a deal breaker, you know ...

God help me, I loves me some crazy.

Qft.

What they say is true: crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

Well, here's my question: my standards for a woman are smart, attractive, adventurous, and not crazy. Does such a woman exist?

/this inquiring mind wants to know.
//because I have no clue one way or the other.
///slinks down behind monitor and sobs


Yes, but she "just wants to be friends" with you.
 
2014-02-16 09:41:27 AM

stoli n coke: The One True TheDavid: stoli n coke: All with people over the age of consent. If you're 45 and want to nail an 18 year old, go nuts. Because at least they are able to legally make their own decisions.

WTF do you think the law really has to do with it? Does a vapid cretin of 17 suddenly get smart & responsible when s/he turns Legal Age?

Some people are smart & mature enough to have sex at say 14; lots of people will always be unable to rationally consider the idea for their entire lives.


Lots of pedos have used the "She was 14 going on 40" defense. Didn't help them.


pedophile does not mean what you think it means.
 
2014-02-16 09:43:33 AM

Farty McPooPants: Still, we haven't answered the question; What is causing this?
I'll break it down to make it easier to answer-

What is the number one cause of pedophilia?

/Discuss


These are two different topics.  Adults attracted to sexually mature, post pubescent but underaged individuals have no relation to pedophilia.  Yo might as well as 'What is the number one cause of pnuemonia?' for all of it's relevance to what is happening in high schools.
 
2014-02-16 09:55:41 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: HawgWild: sendtodave: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.

So you are all for having sex with children.

Gotcha.

Research "temple prostitution", prude.


OH! So now you sickos want ME to googles child banging?! Nice try! Not gonna fall for THAT.
 
2014-02-16 11:42:20 AM

Savage Belief: A few years ago, my wife and I had a threesome with a younger girl (19). We had fun. I was spared the crazy part because this crazy biatch fell in love with my wife


I find it difficult to believe you suffered no collateral damage from that. Your wife didn't emotionally involve you and require counseling? C'mon. If crazy biatch is after your wife it always makes a headache for the spouse.
 
2014-02-16 11:50:56 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: Research "temple prostitution", prude.


Well yes. But this is actually a much more controversial area than it used to be. A lot of commonly held assumptions about those ancient practices are coming back under question in the recent literature.
 
2014-02-16 12:20:52 PM

ttc2301: Let me be the first: CrAzY eyes.


surprised it took that long
 
2014-02-16 12:22:55 PM
The_Philosopher_King:
My point. Don't be shocked. Be Pragmatic. Look for ways to screen for it. Avoid situations that would lead to abuse, etc.

but ... but ... wargarbble garrbble garrbbble
 
2014-02-16 01:30:33 PM
Stripper crazy.  Set-you-on-fire-while-you-sleep crazy.
 
2014-02-16 02:04:43 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


I know, I'd totally be afraid of popping multiple back zits.
 
2014-02-16 02:39:11 PM

Witness99: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

I know, I'd totally be afraid of popping multiple back zits.


But women love to pop zits.  I think we found these teachers true motive.
 
2014-02-16 03:04:07 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Evolution cares not for your prudish beliefs about age and sex.
 
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