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(National Post)   This week's smoking hot Catholic school teacher - under age student tryst brought to you by the fine folks up in Calgary, Alberta. Wait, she actually is smoking hot? Dammit - need to find a different headline meme. Uh, fb- may be the father   (news.nationalpost.com) divider line 206
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2014-02-15 09:52:33 PM  

stoli n coke: sendtodave: stoli n coke: It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

You seem like you care about such things.  Carehard.

One double standard could be the voluminousness amount (at least a metric shiat-ton) of wank material featuring "young" "nubile" "teens."   Because ew, no one likes that!


All with people over the age of consent. If you're 45 and want to nail an 18 year old, go nuts. Because at least they are able to legally make their own decisions.


Hey, if a random arbitrary date flips in a switch in your mind that lets you accept shiat, awesome!

Kinda farking weird, being so totally arbitrary, but hey, good for you!
 
2014-02-15 09:57:45 PM  

sendtodave: stoli n coke: sendtodave: stoli n coke: It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

You seem like you care about such things.  Carehard.

One double standard could be the voluminousness amount (at least a metric shiat-ton) of wank material featuring "young" "nubile" "teens."   Because ew, no one likes that!


All with people over the age of consent. If you're 45 and want to nail an 18 year old, go nuts. Because at least they are able to legally make their own decisions.

Hey, if a random arbitrary date flips in a switch in your mind that lets you accept shiat, awesome!

Kinda farking weird, being so totally arbitrary, but hey, good for you!



It's always arbitrary to the predator, never the prey.
 
2014-02-15 10:02:03 PM  

akula: I'm not sure when the last time Fb- was around here, but the meme has been dormant for many years. Those of us old enough to remember it really do feel like Obi Wan in the already posted pic when it comes up.


Let's just say the mod's "retired" -fb's account.
 
2014-02-15 10:04:03 PM  
What else is there to do in Calgary in November when winter starts to set in....
 
2014-02-15 10:05:30 PM  

MachineHead: [dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 454x330]


That one predates me, and I've been here a while.
 
2014-02-15 10:05:46 PM  
wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com

flavorwire.files.wordpress.com

/Did she offer the kid Cristal?
 
2014-02-15 10:06:36 PM  

JoieD'Zen: There is a consistent issue with eyebrows and mugshots. like /=+/+?? or something?
WTF people.
I am starting a rehab fund for poorly plucked and misaligned eyebrows. It does seem to incite criminal low self esteem.


i1277.photobucket.com


i1277.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-15 10:06:54 PM  
For fark's sake, this should not be a crime.
 
2014-02-15 10:07:33 PM  

Famous Thamas: Because being a young female teacher who is also single can be one of the loneliest experiences out there, short of a deserted island.  You likely got the one open teaching spot in the school, and all of your co-workers are older married women who you have nothing in common with.


I doubt single teachers have it bad.
My wife has a single music teacher friend.  She talks about how the gym teacher will come over and they will fark in the closet.
 
2014-02-15 10:09:39 PM  

HawgWild: Jeebus, It's like the scene from Training Day, in which the two hobos try to rape the 14 year old. That's what you pervs remind me of: bunch of smelly hobos. Raping kids.


I prefer the term 'address-deficient.'
 
2014-02-15 10:11:10 PM  

Famous Thamas: Because being a young female teacher who is also single can be one of the loneliest experiences out there, short of a deserted island.  You likely got the one open teaching spot in the school, and all of your co-workers are older married women who you have nothing in common with.


Its not like she needs to have things in common.  She isnt trying to date the cows.  All she needs to do is
avoid the ones that will give her bad advice.  Some women do this on purpose, because they want to see someone
else fail as badly as they did.
 
2014-02-15 10:11:34 PM  

433: Different headline meme?
Different headline cliche!


This farker. This farker gets it.

If you don't get it, you probably don't remember the Grey Wave. HA! HA!
 
2014-02-15 10:12:56 PM  

Savage Belief: So if the teacher was 45 and the student was 16, then it's ok?


Legally, yes.   Expect to get fired, though.
 
2014-02-15 10:13:20 PM  
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
 
2014-02-15 10:14:29 PM  
i1277.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-15 10:17:37 PM  
stoli n coke:It's always arbitrary to the predator, never the prey.

This lady coerced or forced this kid?  Maybe, she was in a position of power, but still, that's a hell of an assumption.

Could have been as simple as "You're cute, student, wanna bone me?"  "Uh, like, yeah!  A lot!"

Just like any guy at that age wants to bone all the girls.*  Like, a lot.

*Or other guys, whatever.  I don't judge.
 
2014-02-15 10:17:59 PM  

bobrktb: Smoking hot? You must have very low standards.


^This.

She's cute and in my league so definitely not smoking hot, lol. A solid 7.
 
2014-02-15 10:18:21 PM  
Famous Thamas:  

  Sexual urges have a way of turning off the higher reason centers of the brain, especially if you haven't been laid in a long time.

you don't know the half of it brother.
 
2014-02-15 10:18:32 PM  

Coco LaFemme: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

I don't get it either.  When I was 15, I had no interest in 15-year-old boys, because they were all shiatheads.  As I've gotten older, I still have no interest in 15-year-old boys.  Not just because I've been with my boyfriend 14 years now, and cheating ain't my thing, but because 15-year-old boys, even today, are still shiatheads.


As a former 15 year old boy, I can confirm the shiatehead part.
I can also add my puzzlement to yours.
These women have some severe mental issues.

PS.
She is Not smoking hot.
 
2014-02-15 10:18:36 PM  

lordjupiter: fusillade762: thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.

From the Fark wiki

Wait, Fark has a wiki??

"In the mid-2000s, the user "fb-" was banned. "

I left fark for a few years due to the political garbage dump it became during the Iraq war (all one forum, no politics tab, very jingoistic).  Anyone know why he was eventually banned?    He always seemed to get multiple people ganging up on him due to his outrageous comments.  He was very right wing (for that time period) from what I recall, and something of a fratboy douche.  I seem to remember some racist comments as well?  I'm guessing that's what tipped the scales.


It... was mostly because he was a major league douche, I do believe. I DO remember he was LEGENDARY for his article greenlight count. Like, held the record for a long time after his bannination. Maybe still holds it, i dunno. But yeah... he and I got into it many times in political threads. He was very much an extreme libertarian- definitely not religious, but basically wanted a government on the level of Somalia.
 
2014-02-15 10:19:13 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: gryf: Loathe her eyebrows. And, I don't care how crazy her eyes, teenagers are gross. Moist hands. Eeeww. They even smell funny.

Smells like teen spirit


My brothers smelled like cheap hot dogs til they were twelve-ish. After that, they stank even worse.
 
2014-02-15 10:20:35 PM  
haha.  the teacher's a post-op and you're all fawning over her.   this thread delivers.
 
2014-02-15 10:21:53 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: She is Not smoking hot.


It's all about managing your expectations.  Compared to your average Fark Smoking Hot(tm) chick, she's a farking goddess.

Compared to people in the real world?  Welcome to Fark, there is no real world.
 
2014-02-15 10:22:09 PM  

stoli n coke: Fine, if they're not old enough to vote. I was just trying to drive the point home to the guy who is trying to justify wanting to fark a 14 year old.


This is an ok fantasy.   This is only because 14 year olds haven't been in school long enough though.
So after you have your interest satiated, and they start yammering, it is mostly small words and they are easy to turn into background noise.

When they get older, they start slapping a cushion and yammer longer words like "Validate me!"
 
2014-02-15 10:24:24 PM  

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


I think it's both a mental disease (pedophilia) and a control issue.
 
2014-02-15 10:26:51 PM  

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.


So a 15 year old is a child to you? And your imagination is so weak that you can't figure out why anyone would do such a thing?

You poor guy.
 
2014-02-15 10:27:34 PM  
She reminds me of Myrtle (the ghost) from Harry Potter.
 
2014-02-15 10:30:02 PM  

Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.


Human nature doesn't change. The only differences is that these crimes are more likely to be detected thanks to greater awareness on the part of officials, and the fact that it's harder to keep a secret these days (thanks in part to social networking).
 
2014-02-15 10:31:51 PM  
Should be charged with serial selfie.
 
2014-02-15 10:32:08 PM  

acohn: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

I think it's both a mental disease (pedophilia) and a control issue.


Or maybe she was just hot for his adolescent body.

It's my understanding that in American culture, some teenagers are even marketed specifically for their sexuality as "teen idols."

Americans are sick, sick people.
 
2014-02-15 10:34:30 PM  
EnderX: Kim Kardashian at 14.

I would....uuhhh....hmmmm....no comment.
 
2014-02-15 10:39:08 PM  
Some of fb-'s kids probably have accounts now.
 
2014-02-15 10:39:13 PM  

ultraholland: EnderX: Kim Kardashian at 14.

I would....uuhhh....hmmmm....no comment.


Self censorship is the best censorship.

What a farking country we live in now.
 
2014-02-15 10:41:48 PM  

Coco LaFemme: 15-year-old boys, even today, are still shiatheads.


Lots of us consider our sexual histories with whatever we've been having sex with and go "Who cares what's in their heads?" My ex-wife Rebecca had the IQ of a hamster and the personality of a neurotic shrew but damn she was hot. Especially when she got drunk.

To this day there's something about not-too-bright women who grew up listening to country music and drinking things like 7&7 just turns me ON. As long as they're not too "pink" to change their own oil and don't slather their faces with makeup, anyway. "Yee-ha! Ride me, cowgirl!"
 
2014-02-15 10:44:10 PM  

433: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


Done in three, very nicely I might add!
 
2014-02-15 10:45:14 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: "smoking hot" ?No.
averagly good looking? Yes.


Everything is relative.  Relative to what Fark USUALLY classifies as "smoking hot"...this one is actually smoking hot.  Relative to any normal scale, this one is maybe a 6 or 7 (if she tidies up) out of 10.
 
2014-02-15 10:48:44 PM  

Emposter: Everything is relative.


Except age of consent, of course.

/OK, I'm done trolling now
 
2014-02-15 10:49:16 PM  
what i learned from this thread...fark has a wiki. gorgor is not in the wiki. wiki is useless.
 
2014-02-15 10:55:47 PM  

sendtodave: Emposter: Everything is relative.

Except age of consent, of course.

/OK, I'm done trolling now


Actually age of consent IS relative.
 
2014-02-15 10:56:03 PM  
Is fb even around anymore?
 
2014-02-15 10:59:14 PM  

stoli n coke: Fine, if they're not old enough to vote. I was just trying to drive the point home to the guy who is trying to justify wanting to fark a 14 year old.


I'm not sure if you genuinely don't understand or if you're being purposely obtuse so that you can get all morally high and mighty, but...  There IS, in fact, a distinction between pointing out that it is possible for a 14-year-old to be physically appealing to a normal adult, and saying that you actually would bang said 14-year-old.  He said the former.  Not the latter.

I mean, at one point a 15-year-old girl was one of the most well known and widely desired porn stars in the country, and millions of people were totally oblivious until the Feds found out that she faked all her IDs.  Are a significant fraction of the country pedophiles?  Of course not.  The point is that people don't bang teenagers not because teenagers are unattractive to normal adults, but simply because they know they are teenagers.
 
2014-02-15 10:59:42 PM  
I require more pictures to perform a full analysis of her smoking hottieness.
 
2014-02-15 11:00:19 PM  
Nix Nightbird:

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell, any woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.

That too. Hell, in most US states the Age of Consent is only 16.

I'll occasionally look at vulnerable children of say 17 1/2 but then I consider all the things they can't do (at least not legally), like buy me drinks. Or bring over a bottle of bourbon. Or go to a strip bar with me. Or stay overnight without permission. It also helps if a woman's had lots of experience with several different partners, preferably of both sexes, which most women under 30 ain't got.

As to causes, maybe she's fixated on the time in her life when she first got sexually and/or emotionally active and wants to keep reliving it. You know, debugging by reiteration.
 
2014-02-15 11:03:01 PM  
sendtodave:

What do teachers do? What is the defining role of a teacher? To teach.

They like to teach. They enjoy teaching. Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh! That's so creepy! ... Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done. For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.


I'm just repeating this to amplify it.

What's all the fuss about?
 
2014-02-15 11:13:50 PM  
Now there's a meme i haven't heard in forever.
 
2014-02-15 11:17:26 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: what i learned from this thread...fark has a wiki. gorgor is not in the wiki. wiki is useless.


I miss that guy. He always linked to tinypic.com with NSFW tags.
 
2014-02-15 11:19:04 PM  

baconbeard: At this point, wouldn't it be easier a to post a list of teachers who *don't* rape children?


So a hot 30 year old woman giving a BJ to a 15 year old guy is raping a child?

You were never 15 yourself, were you. You skipped straight from 3rd grade to middle-aged crank.

Let me guess: when you were 15 lots of people your age had more sex than you. And now that you're 47 lots of 15 year olds still have had more sex than you.

And what happens when a 15 year old turns 16, legal in most states? Do they stop being vulnerable children? Only to turn back into one when they cross into a state where the AoC is 18? Or is pointing this out another example of "moral relativism" that us "secular humanists" use to force real Americans to become Muslim socialist lesbians like Obama?

By the way, in Alberta, Canada, where this happened, the Age of Consent varies from 12 to 18 depending on factors like the age of the partner and whether there is butt sex. You're old enough to have non-anal with anybody if you're 16, so that probably counts as Legal Age. (Anyway I don't quite get why a woman would dig being buttfarked, unless the surgeon left her prostate in.)
 
2014-02-15 11:24:29 PM  
She kind of reminds me of   young Meg Tilly.
 
2014-02-15 11:26:01 PM  

stoli n coke: It's very telling that 99% of the people who complain about age of consent laws are adults who want to bang underage kids.


Wait a second, I want to bang people who look older than 18................and of course who want to bang me.
 
2014-02-15 11:26:30 PM  
I wanted to put out an album of creepy love songs titled "An Invitation to Sexual Touching".

But then I took an arrow to the knee or something.
 
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