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(National Post)   This week's smoking hot Catholic school teacher - under age student tryst brought to you by the fine folks up in Calgary, Alberta. Wait, she actually is smoking hot? Dammit - need to find a different headline meme. Uh, fb- may be the father   (news.nationalpost.com) divider line 206
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2014-02-15 09:03:32 PM  
Loathe her eyebrows. And, I don't care how crazy her eyes, teenagers are gross. Moist hands. Eeeww. They even smell funny.
 
2014-02-15 09:04:07 PM  

sendtodave: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.


So you are all for having sex with children.

Gotcha.
 
2014-02-15 09:04:53 PM  

Somacandra: Sexual interference? I thought that was just a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down.


Shows what you know. It's either at the spot of the infraction or half the distance to the genitals.
 
2014-02-15 09:05:16 PM  

stoli n coke: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."


That's not necessarily a deal breaker, you know ...

God help me, I loves me some crazy.
 
2014-02-15 09:05:40 PM  

fusillade762: thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.

From the Fark wiki

Wait, Fark has a wiki??


"In the mid-2000s, the user "fb-" was banned. "

I left fark for a few years due to the political garbage dump it became during the Iraq war (all one forum, no politics tab, very jingoistic).  Anyone know why he was eventually banned?    He always seemed to get multiple people ganging up on him due to his outrageous comments.  He was very right wing (for that time period) from what I recall, and something of a fratboy douche.  I seem to remember some racist comments as well?  I'm guessing that's what tipped the scales.
 
2014-02-15 09:06:23 PM  
And she's Romulan.
 
2014-02-15 09:06:30 PM  

sendtodave: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.



Dude, just because it's accepted in Trinidad and Tobago, it's still wrong to want to molest your students.
 
2014-02-15 09:07:28 PM  

sendtodave: Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.

Get laid, sure, that's easy.  But does she still get to be their sexual mentor?

I mean, I guess there are older virgins she could train.  But I'd assume an inexperienced 30 year old guy probably isn't very obediant, nor very much fun.

Also, he'd have movies named after him.


She could find an 18-year-old who needs a mommy figure, I'm sure. But I don't think this is what she wants. I really think women like her are trying to hang on to their youth by pretending that she "hasn't changed since then."
 
2014-02-15 09:07:44 PM  

MachineHead: [dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 454x330]


Nice. Whatever happened to Fb- anyway, was he banned or something?
 
2014-02-15 09:09:20 PM  
Well, who are high school teachers around all day? A bunch of other teachers (the vast majority of whom are women) and high school kids.
 
2014-02-15 09:09:54 PM  

gryf: Loathe her eyebrows. And, I don't care how crazy her eyes, teenagers are gross. Moist hands. Eeeww. They even smell funny.


Smells like teen spirit
 
2014-02-15 09:10:30 PM  
433:
24.media.tumblr.com

She could give some pretty sweet 'butterfly kisses' with those eyebrows.
 
2014-02-15 09:13:17 PM  

Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.


Because being a young female teacher who is also single can be one of the loneliest experiences out there, short of a deserted island.  You likely got the one open teaching spot in the school, and all of your co-workers are older married women who you have nothing in common with.  You can't really talk to your students about any of your problems, and most of your college friends have moved on.  Also, if you teach teenagers you are exposed to all of the antics that go along with that.  Sexual urges have a way of turning off the higher reason centers of the brain, especially if you haven't been laid in a long time.

I knew a couple of female teachers who did all kinds of things, but at least they were smart about it.  They'd each choose at least one graduating senior each year, and once the guys graduated they would stay in touch over the summer and when they went away for their first semester of college.  By winter break they'd have banged the crap out of the chosen guys and could rely on them leaving again for college so they didn't have to deal with them for a few months.  Rinse and repeat each year.

They did this until they were both married... at least I assume they stopped then.
 
2014-02-15 09:13:53 PM  
At this point, wouldn't it be easier a to post a list of teachers who *don't* rape children?
 
2014-02-15 09:14:48 PM  
Nice headline, subs!  Haven't seen that in a long time!
 
2014-02-15 09:15:05 PM  

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


4.bp.blogspot.com

Kim Kardashian at 14.
 
2014-02-15 09:17:07 PM  

EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.


So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.
 
2014-02-15 09:18:35 PM  
Maybe if she's on fire, Subby ...
 
2014-02-15 09:19:35 PM  

HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.


Age ain't nothin but a number.  If she's 14 there and lied about being like 19 then I would have too.  A pedo is someone who wants to fark sexually undeveloped humans.
 
2014-02-15 09:20:39 PM  
It's very telling that 99% of the people who complain about age of consent laws are adults who want to bang underage kids.
 
2014-02-15 09:21:05 PM  
I know what you mean by not sticking it in crazy. A few years ago, my wife and I had a threesome with a younger girl (19). We had fun. I was spared the crazy part because this crazy biatch fell in love with my wife. The moral is: Don't stick ANYTHING in crazy. /csb
 
2014-02-15 09:21:35 PM  
There is a consistent issue with eyebrows and mugshots. like /=+/+?? or something?
WTF people.
I am starting a rehab fund for poorly plucked and misaligned eyebrows. It does seem to incite criminal low self esteem.
 
2014-02-15 09:22:24 PM  

lewismarktwo: HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.

Age ain't nothin but a number.  If she's 14 there and lied about being like 19 then I would have too.  A pedo is someone who wants to fark sexually undeveloped humans.


Justify it however the hell you want, but you're also saying you want to bang a 14 year old.
 
2014-02-15 09:23:30 PM  

HawgWild: stoli n coke: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."

That's not necessarily a deal breaker, you know ...

God help me, I loves me some crazy.


Qft.

What they say is true: crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
 
2014-02-15 09:24:02 PM  

Savage Belief: I know what you mean by not sticking it in crazy. A few years ago, my wife and I had a threesome with a younger girl (19). We had fun. I was spared the crazy part because this crazy biatch fell in love with my wife. The moral is: Don't stick ANYTHING in crazy. /csb


It is fun though, isn't it?
 
2014-02-15 09:24:27 PM  

Famous Thamas: Nix Nightbird: All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.

Because being a young female teacher who is also single can be one of the loneliest experiences out there, short of a deserted island.  You likely got the one open teaching spot in the school, and all of your co-workers are older married women who you have nothing in common with.  You can't really talk to your students about any of your problems, and most of your college friends have moved on.  Also, if you teach teenagers you are exposed to all of the antics that go along with that.  Sexual urges have a way of turning off the higher reason centers of the brain, especially if you haven't been laid in a long time.

I knew a couple of female teachers who did all kinds of things, but at least they were smart about it.  They'd each choose at least one graduating senior each year, and once the guys graduated they would stay in touch over the summer and when they went away for their first semester of college.  By winter break they'd have banged the crap out of the chosen guys and could rely on them leaving again for college so they didn't have to deal with them for a few months.  Rinse and repeat each year.

They did this until they were both married... at least I assume they stopped then.



Sounds like the actions of a predator.  Sure they could have found husbands faster if they had put more effort into getting to meeting adults then farking students.
 
2014-02-15 09:25:55 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I don't get it either. When I was 15, I had no interest in 15-year-old boys, because they were all shiatheads.


There's a lot to be said (if you are a woman with low self-esteem and/or other mental problems) for a gullible, impressionable lover who has a mammoth libido and virtually no refractory period.
 
2014-02-15 09:25:55 PM  

stoli n coke: Savage Belief: I know what you mean by not sticking it in crazy. A few years ago, my wife and I had a threesome with a younger girl (19). We had fun. I was spared the crazy part because this crazy biatch fell in love with my wife. The moral is: Don't stick ANYTHING in crazy. /csb

It is fun though, isn't it?


It was. Have you noticed that you last longer when in a threesome? For me, it's almost like sensory overload.
 
Rat
2014-02-15 09:27:08 PM  
The answer, if asked the question would I hit that, is yes, please and thank you.

© I miss FB-, it says so in my profile for quite some time now, and I'm fairly new around here.  He really seemed to know how to twist the leftist nipples to 11
 
2014-02-15 09:29:24 PM  

HawgWild: lewismarktwo: HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.

Age ain't nothin but a number.  If she's 14 there and lied about being like 19 then I would have too.  A pedo is someone who wants to fark sexually undeveloped humans.

Justify it however the hell you want, but you're also saying you want to bang a 14 year old.


I think the lady doth protest too much.
 
2014-02-15 09:29:25 PM  

Silly_Sot: stoli n coke: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."

Those eyes say that when she is on ALL her meds.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-15 09:29:32 PM  

Rat: I'm fairly new around here.


Sees what you did there.
 
2014-02-15 09:31:39 PM  
Women with pronounced chins like to cheat.
 
2014-02-15 09:31:46 PM  
Jeebus, It's like the scene from Training Day, in which the two hobos try to rape the 14 year old. That's what you pervs remind me of: bunch of smelly hobos. Raping kids.
 
2014-02-15 09:31:48 PM  
So, 15 went into 30 more than twice?
 
2014-02-15 09:35:31 PM  

HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.


Is this one of those silly things where if you aren't rabidly against it, you are for it?

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really.  But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.
 
2014-02-15 09:40:18 PM  

grumpyguru: HawgWild: stoli n coke: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."

That's not necessarily a deal breaker, you know ...

God help me, I loves me some crazy.

Qft.

What they say is true: crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.


Well, here's my question: my standards for a woman are smart, attractive, adventurous, and not crazy. Does such a woman exist?

/this inquiring mind wants to know.
//because I have no clue one way or the other.
///slinks down behind monitor and sobs
 
2014-02-15 09:40:33 PM  

stoli n coke: sendtodave: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.


Dude, just because it's accepted in Trinidad and Tobago, it's still wrong to want to molest your students.


Is it wrong when Trinidadians and Tobagonians do it?

Show some respect for other cultures!

I mean, the Virgin Mary was, like, 14 or something when she conceived with Jebus, but you don't hear everyone going on about wrong God is.
 
2014-02-15 09:41:05 PM  

lamric: So, 15 went into 30 more than twice?


New math.
 
2014-02-15 09:41:08 PM  

sendtodave: HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.

Is this one of those silly things where if you aren't rabidly against it, you are for it?

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really.  But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.



It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?
 
2014-02-15 09:42:09 PM  

stoli n coke: It's very telling that 99% of the people who complain about age of consent laws are adults who want to bang underage kids.


Not really, those laws only affect adults who want to "bang kids".
 
2014-02-15 09:43:22 PM  

Clutch2013: Well, here's my question: my standards for a woman are smart, attractive, adventurous, and not crazy. Does such a woman exist?


Those are your standards....And you have not met a person that meets those standards (at least, that wanted to stay you) in your whole life?

WTH do you think the answer is?

Lower your farking standards, or feel superior alone, the choice is yours.
 
2014-02-15 09:43:49 PM  

stoli n coke: sendtodave: HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.

Is this one of those silly things where if you aren't rabidly against it, you are for it?

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really.  But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.


It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?


So if the teacher was 45 and the student was 16, then it's ok?
 
2014-02-15 09:45:36 PM  
At my high school there were 2 teachers in their late twenties and they were good enough looking that they had the run of the school and the pick of the litter. They stuck with the varsity football and basketball teams and used hotel rooms which changed every time, really full on Moscow rules tradecraft. And they had each other for alibis which they never needed. Three different students told the same story in one on one conversations which they had with me but I wrote off as urban legends and never told anyone else until my mom who was a teacher at the school told me she'd overheard a conversation between the two that corroborated everything I'd been told by classmates. She told me after I'd graduated from graduate school. The school was hard core union and if she'd ratted out the two fark bunnies to management the union would have gotten her.
 
2014-02-15 09:47:18 PM  

stoli n coke: It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?


You seem like you care about such things.  Carehard.

One double standard could be the voluminousness amount (at least a metric shiat-ton) of wank material featuring "young" "nubile" "teens."   Because ew, no one likes that!
 
2014-02-15 09:47:35 PM  

Savage Belief: stoli n coke: sendtodave: HawgWild: EnderX: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 341x400]

Kim Kardashian at 14.

So you're saying you want to have sex with a 14 year old. Well, not just any 14 year old, but that specific 14 year old.

Is this one of those silly things where if you aren't rabidly against it, you are for it?

I don't care who has sex with who, it's not my concern, really.  But I do know that humans are wacky, wacky creatures when it comes to sex.

All kinds of rules, double standards, and kink.

I'm OK with that.


It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

So if the teacher was 45 and the student was 16, then it's ok?



Fine, if they're not old enough to vote. I was just trying to drive the point home to the guy who is trying to justify wanting to fark a 14 year old.
 
2014-02-15 09:50:17 PM  

sendtodave: stoli n coke: It's not a double standard. If you're old enough to drink and they're not old enough to drive, don't fark them. How difficult is that to grasp?

You seem like you care about such things.  Carehard.

One double standard could be the voluminousness amount (at least a metric shiat-ton) of wank material featuring "young" "nubile" "teens."   Because ew, no one likes that!



All with people over the age of consent. If you're 45 and want to nail an 18 year old, go nuts. Because at least they are able to legally make their own decisions.
 
2014-02-15 09:51:03 PM  

stoli n coke: Fine, if they're not old enough to vote. I was just trying to drive the point home to the guy who is trying to justify wanting to fark a 14 year old.


Is that...  Is that what you are hearing?

Man, get your mind out of that gutter, and your ass off of that cross.

I'm saying I don't really give a crap who farks what. Because it's not worth being a judgmental douche over.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that you have kids.  Or otherwise, for some reason, care at all about kids.
 
2014-02-15 09:51:08 PM  
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2014-02-15 09:51:45 PM  
Different headline meme?
Different headline cliche!
 
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