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(National Post)   This week's smoking hot Catholic school teacher - under age student tryst brought to you by the fine folks up in Calgary, Alberta. Wait, she actually is smoking hot? Dammit - need to find a different headline meme. Uh, fb- may be the father   (news.nationalpost.com) divider line 207
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2014-02-15 06:21:45 PM
Haven't seen that one used in a while
 
2014-02-15 06:26:33 PM
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2014-02-15 06:45:13 PM
I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-15 06:49:58 PM
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2014-02-15 06:54:26 PM

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THIS! Those brows make me think her knees are razor sharp.
 
2014-02-15 07:16:28 PM
FTFA: Mason also faces charges of invitation to sexual touching, sexual interference and sexual exploitation by a person in a position of trust.

Sexual interference? I thought that was just a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down.
 
2014-02-15 07:24:12 PM

Somacandra: FTFA: Mason also faces charges of invitation to sexual touching, sexual interference and sexual exploitation by a person in a position of trust.

Sexual interference? I thought that was just a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down.


I thought that's what you got when you KEEP somebody from getting to 3rd base.
 
2014-02-15 08:26:51 PM
Goddamn, now THAT is a horse head!!! Was he feeding her hay and apples while was cornholing her?
 
2014-02-15 08:26:56 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


I don't get it either.  When I was 15, I had no interest in 15-year-old boys, because they were all shiatheads.  As I've gotten older, I still have no interest in 15-year-old boys.  Not just because I've been with my boyfriend 14 years now, and cheating ain't my thing, but because 15-year-old boys, even today, are still shiatheads.
 
2014-02-15 08:27:09 PM
Now there's a meme I have not seen in a long time.
 
2014-02-15 08:28:29 PM
Smoking hot? You must have very low standards.
 
2014-02-15 08:29:44 PM
wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com

www.theclosetfeminist.ca
 
2014-02-15 08:32:35 PM
Let me be the first: CrAzY eyes.
 
2014-02-15 08:33:28 PM
Why not just put something in the teacher's handbook that says they can't fark, blow, diddle, etc. the kids or be farked, blown, diddled, etc. by the kids.
 
2014-02-15 08:33:38 PM
She has got the sanpaku psychobiatch eyes.
 
2014-02-15 08:33:46 PM
It's clear to me that Leno has kids, he just doesn't want anything to do with them.
 
2014-02-15 08:34:25 PM
That's an..... interesting chin.
 
2014-02-15 08:35:12 PM
"smoking hot" ?No.
averagly good looking? Yes.

As far as why? Control. She's not confident enough to match wits with someone her own age, so she gets to 'control' a younger partner.
Powe
 
2014-02-15 08:35:25 PM

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I was thinking
:wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com
i.imgflip.com
 
2014-02-15 08:35:39 PM
What in the f*ck is going on with her eyebrows? Those are godawful.
 
2014-02-15 08:35:55 PM

ttc2301: Let me be the first: CrAzY eyes.


Don't care.

Really don't care.
 
2014-02-15 08:36:29 PM
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2014-02-15 08:40:19 PM

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Home Run, still laughing
 
2014-02-15 08:41:13 PM
Dont stick your dick in crazy
 
2014-02-15 08:41:35 PM

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I lol'd
 
2014-02-15 08:41:54 PM
Fb? Do not know this meme
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-15 08:42:04 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-02-15 08:43:13 PM
Oh god! Her eyebrows are au naturel!  Ruuuun!  I've never seen what a woman really looks like! AHHHHHhhhhh!
 
2014-02-15 08:43:26 PM
Fyi you will still get filtered if you try and use that in comments.

//ancient farker is ancient
 
2014-02-15 08:43:47 PM
i107.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-15 08:44:02 PM

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Jesus christ woman, get some tweezers. Those eyebrows are bushier than my father's

/bushier
 
KNW
2014-02-15 08:44:14 PM
Somacandra:
Sexual interference? I thought that was just a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down.

She's already been down on the 15.
 
2014-02-15 08:45:30 PM

thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme


Me, too. Some please 'splain.
 
2014-02-15 08:47:24 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?



Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."
 
2014-02-15 08:47:41 PM
Holy crap. Finally one that is actually smoking hot.
 
2014-02-15 08:48:02 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.


He's, just, like, some guy, you know?
 
2014-02-15 08:50:01 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.


One of the original Farkisms. A fellow by the handle of Fb- would submit links to stories of celebs having kids and add "Fb- is the father" to the end. It caught on and others did it.

I'm not sure when the last time Fb- was around here, but the meme has been dormant for many years. Those of us old enough to remember it really do feel like Obi Wan in the already posted pic when it comes up.
 
2014-02-15 08:50:11 PM
picture: yikes!
2nd picture: oh, baby!
3rd picture: please don't hurt me
 
2014-02-15 08:50:25 PM

lewismarktwo: thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.

He's, just, like, some guy, you know?


guywhotypes.files.wordpress.com

The fark you talking about?
 
2014-02-15 08:50:25 PM
All these women throwing away their entire college education, tons of money (still paying off those student loans, girl?),  reputation, marriage, and whatever else is just proof that everyone after Gen X is suffering from extended adolescence. People either forgot how to grow the fark up, or they refuse to do so.

I honestly can't think of any other reason why a 30-year-old would risk completely destroying her life for a 15-year-old piece of ass. It's not like an attractive woman-- or hell,  any  woman-- couldn't get laid whenever she wants, by people over the age of 18.
 
2014-02-15 08:50:37 PM
She looks more Jewish than Catholic
 
2014-02-15 08:50:48 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.


From the Fark wiki

Wait, Fark has a wiki??
 
b3x
2014-02-15 08:50:50 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.


http://fark.wikia.com/wiki/Fb-_is_the_father
 
2014-02-15 08:51:02 PM
What do you see?

www.pyrouniverse.com

Two "D"s and an F
 
2014-02-15 08:51:26 PM

akula: thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.

One of the original Farkisms. A fellow by the handle of Fb- would submit links to stories of celebs having kids and add "Fb- is the father" to the end. It caught on and others did it.

I'm not sure when the last time Fb- was around here, but the meme has been dormant for many years. Those of us old enough to remember it really do feel like Obi Wan in the already posted pic when it comes up.


Gracias.
 
2014-02-15 08:51:32 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 08:52:46 PM

fusillade762: thisisyourbrainonFark: thecpt: Fb? Do not know this meme

Me, too. Some please 'splain.

From the Fark wiki

Wait, Fark has a wiki??


Fark has a wiki? Hell, I missed the memo.

Didn't realize Fb- got banninated.
 
2014-02-15 08:55:56 PM

stoli n coke: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


Just going off the evidence from the pictures, the guys she knows may have already wised up to the fact that she's about 130 pounds of unfiltered concentrated crazy. This chick's eyes scream "You asked to go with your friends to the game, so I broke all your dishes and keyed your car."


Those eyes say that when she is on ALL her meds.
 
2014-02-15 08:56:41 PM

Coco LaFemme: HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?

I don't get it either.  When I was 15, I had no interest in 15-year-old boys, because they were all shiatheads.  As I've gotten older, I still have no interest in 15-year-old boys.  Not just because I've been with my boyfriend 14 years now, and cheating ain't my thing, but because 15-year-old boys, even today, are still shiatheads.


I think the problem is that a lot of 30-year-old women are trying desperately not to be adults, so they feel that liking adolescent things, talking like an adolescent, and having relationships with younger people will act like some sort of fountain of youth... or at least cast the illusion of it. It's denial. They simply refuse to accept that their 30 years old.

Or perhaps they're just that immature and dumb. I don't know. All I know is that Mrs. Nightbird is three months older than I am, and our relationship (all  aspects) is incredible. And we're both young-at-heart without being  immature.
 
2014-02-15 08:58:02 PM

HawgWild: I'll just never understand why this lovely young woman, or anyone for that matter, would look at a child and think, "I gotta have me a piece of that!" Let alone act on that thought.

It's criminal behavior, and should be treated as such. But what makes someone like this? Are they just wired differently? Some kind of childhood trauma?

I mean, I get why the 15 year boy old does it. Because, you know, "niiiiiice." But the adult?


What do teachers do?  What is the defining role of a teacher?  To teach.

They like to teach.  They enjoy teaching.  Teaching is their thing.

They enjoy teaching sex.

Oh!   That's so creepy!  ...  Except many cultures have older sexual teachers that show the kids how it's done.  For the both guys and girls.

Not ours, of course, because we are awful, judgmental prudes who like to think we are superior to everyone else.

And our snowflakes are precious.
 
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