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(USA Today)   63 days after winning the Heisman, and 40 days after winning the BCS Championship, FSU's Jameis Winston faced six batters today, earning a save in relief   (ftw.usatoday.com) divider line 13
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2014-02-15 06:08:11 PM  
You forgot his biggest accomplishment, raping a woman and getting away with it...
 
2014-02-15 06:09:29 PM  
I really hope he goes pro in baseball.  More money, better health, etc...

Of course a girl once accused him of date rape.  So the only team he should ever play for is a prison softball team.
 
2014-02-15 06:10:50 PM  

Tarl3k: You forgot his biggest accomplishment, raping a woman and getting away with it...


And you believe this because?
 
2014-02-15 06:23:15 PM  

FLMountainMan: Tarl3k: You forgot his biggest accomplishment, raping a woman and getting away with it...

And you believe this because?


Because he almost certainly did, right before he local prosecutor giggled his way through the press conference saying Winston wouldn't be charged.
 
2014-02-15 06:50:48 PM  

JosephFinn: FLMountainMan: Tarl3k: You forgot his biggest accomplishment, raping a woman and getting away with it...

And you believe this because?

Because he almost certainly did, right before he local prosecutor giggled his way through the press conference saying Winston wouldn't be charged.


Don't worry.  People like that almost always find a way to not learn from the experience.
 
2014-02-15 06:52:45 PM  
We've had a little bit of everything today, haven't we? A Zimmerman thread. And now this thread.

What else can we dig up and submit? What's the latest on OJ?

*off to find out*
 
2014-02-15 07:19:32 PM  

JosephFinn: FLMountainMan: Tarl3k: You forgot his biggest accomplishment, raping a woman and getting away with it...

And you believe this because?

Because he almost certainly did, right before he local prosecutor giggled his way through the press conference saying Winston wouldn't be charged.


Too bad the prosecutor didn't have access to that riveting blog post before they decided not to charge him.

The investigative report is available online. Go read it and point out the evidence that a rape occurred or where they failed to properly investigate. Otherwise STFU and grind your axes on something else.
 
2014-02-15 07:45:21 PM  

Semper IvXx: JosephFinn: FLMountainMan: Tarl3k: You forgot his biggest accomplishment, raping a woman and getting away with it...

And you believe this because?

Because he almost certainly did, right before he local prosecutor giggled his way through the press conference saying Winston wouldn't be charged.

Too bad the prosecutor didn't have access to that riveting blog post before they decided not to charge him.

The investigative report is available online. Go read it and point out the evidence that a rape occurred or where they failed to properly investigate. Otherwise STFU and grind your axes on something else.


Thank you!

/saved me the trouble.
//idiots
 
2014-02-15 08:25:37 PM  

Semper IvXx: JosephFinn: FLMountainMan: Tarl3k: You forgot his biggest accomplishment, raping a woman and getting away with it...

And you believe this because?

Because he almost certainly did, right before he local prosecutor giggled his way through the press conference saying Winston wouldn't be charged.

Too bad the prosecutor didn't have access to that riveting blog post before they decided not to charge him.

The investigative report is available online. Go read it and point out the evidence that a rape occurred or where they failed to properly investigate. Otherwise STFU and grind your axes on something else.


Thankfully, unlike you, intelligent people have already looked at the investigation report and shown how flawed the investigation was.  But sure, keep thinking Winston didn't rape her.
 
2014-02-15 09:16:21 PM  

Tarl3k: You forgot his biggest accomplishment, raping a woman and getting away with it...


I love the CFB marks don't you?

JosephFinn: Thankfully, unlike you, intelligent people have already looked at the investigation report and shown how flawed the investigation was.  But sure, keep thinking Winston didn't rape her.


CFB marks are not intelligent people (generally)...stop defending them.
 
2014-02-15 11:52:24 PM  

HawgWild: We've had a little bit of everything today, haven't we? A Zimmerman thread. And now this thread.

What else can we dig up and submit? What's the latest on OJ?

*off to find out*


Dude, we already had an OJ thread this week.

/Maybe a follow-up is necessary. Did he start eating or die of starvation?
 
2014-02-16 10:30:53 AM  

JosephFinn: Semper IvXx: JosephFinn: FLMountainMan: Tarl3k: You forgot his biggest accomplishment, raping a woman and getting away with it...

And you believe this because?

Because he almost certainly did, right before he local prosecutor giggled his way through the press conference saying Winston wouldn't be charged.

Too bad the prosecutor didn't have access to that riveting blog post before they decided not to charge him.

The investigative report is available online. Go read it and point out the evidence that a rape occurred or where they failed to properly investigate. Otherwise STFU and grind your axes on something else.

Thankfully, unlike you, intelligent people have already looked at the investigation report and shown how flawed the investigation was.  But sure, keep thinking Winston didn't rape her.


So again, what is the evidence that he did it?  If it's such a flawed investigation, why hasn't a civil lawsuit been filed?  There's more evidence against Woody Allen, FFS.
 
2014-02-16 10:32:38 AM  

FLMountainMan: I really hope he goes pro in baseball.  More money, better health, etc...


He's not as highly-rated a baseball prospect as he is a football prospect.  He's a good (not great) baseball player, from what I understand.  (Good pitcher.  Not a great outfielder or hitter.)  But, judging by the scouting reports, he'll probably be the first QB off the board in the draft barring some sort of catastrophe.

If you can read defenses, throw the deep ball, and throw the touch pass over the middle on the intermediate routes -- the things Winston does well -- you can mint money as an NFL QB.
 
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