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(Sun Sentinel)   Police and psychiatrists trying to find the source of what is causing so many violent, naked rampages   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 35
    More: Florida, Palm Beach County Sheriff, psychiatrists, Royal Palm Beach, Lake Worth  
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2014-02-15 05:37:27 PM
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There. I just saved you a whole lot of money and time.
 
2014-02-15 06:04:48 PM
I'll try PCP for $1000, Alex.
 
2014-02-15 06:10:55 PM
Is Four Loko back?
 
2014-02-15 06:10:56 PM
 If only there was  safe herbal remedy that could sedate these people and give them mild, harmless euphoria...
 
2014-02-15 06:12:27 PM
Bath salts.

But mostly the uncontrollable innate savagery of the lesser races.
 
2014-02-15 06:14:37 PM
The recent rampages of 28-year-old Anesson Joseph, who died after deputies ended his violent Delray Beach spree by firing shots at him

So they stopped him merely by shooting in his general direction?
 
2014-02-15 06:15:03 PM
I'm not saying it's bath salts, but it's bath salts.
 
2014-02-15 06:16:09 PM
My guess is that's a combination of "bath salts" and "Florida."
 
2014-02-15 06:16:15 PM

hardinparamedic: [0.tqn.com image 500x285]

There. I just saved you a whole lot of money and time.


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And there, I just saved you a whole lot of psychiatry and jurisprudence.
 
2014-02-15 06:20:32 PM
Well, Justin Bieber DID just release a new single so. . .
 
2014-02-15 06:23:34 PM
Three MCs and one DJ?
 
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2014-02-15 06:24:25 PM
There's a solution.

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2014-02-15 06:27:16 PM
smack.

it's back
 
2014-02-15 06:32:32 PM
Is it drugs?

I'm gonna guess drugs.
 
2014-02-15 06:38:29 PM

fusillade762: The recent rampages of 28-year-old Anesson Joseph, who died after deputies ended his violent Delray Beach spree by firing shots at him

So they stopped him merely by shooting in his general direction?


Magic bullets, you see.

Yes, now we export them, but only to licensed agencies.
 
2014-02-15 06:43:19 PM
But
A
Troubled
Human
Sometimes
Attacks
Lawmen
Tempestuously
 
2014-02-15 06:55:55 PM
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2014-02-15 07:07:18 PM
Violence and nakedness, mostly.
 
2014-02-15 07:08:33 PM
No matter how much I try, shouting "gibberish" doesn't give me superhuman strength.  Is it in the inflection?
 
2014-02-15 07:16:02 PM
 
2014-02-15 07:17:33 PM

Gyrfalcon: Violence and nakedness, mostly.


Yes, and the nakedness may be caused by a lack of clothing.
 
2014-02-15 07:22:55 PM
Watching too many episodes of "Cops"?
 
2014-02-15 07:25:21 PM
survey says meth & research chemicals
 
2014-02-15 07:25:28 PM
Under their clothing, everyone is running around nude.
 
2014-02-15 07:29:57 PM
Looks like the syndrome can also be in the turkey population.
 
2014-02-15 07:31:02 PM

LargeCanine: Under their clothing, everyone is running around nude.

Except those who may be encased in a flexible opaque plasticine.
For whatever reason.
Like, to prevent perverts like you from thinking about my nudity too closely.
 
2014-02-15 07:49:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-15 08:03:20 PM
You're all wrong: it's sexual frustration. You can tell it's sexual becaue they get naked, and a frequent cause of fury is frustration. It's simple.

Real psychos don't need drugs to get like that; they need drugs to keep it down.
 
2014-02-15 08:10:24 PM
Too hot and humid in Florida plus Zombie apocalypse.
 
2014-02-15 09:26:29 PM

The One True TheDavid: You're all wrong: it's sexual frustration. You can tell it's sexual becaue they get naked, and a frequent cause of fury is frustration. It's simple.

Real psychos don't need drugs to get like that; they need drugs to keep it down.


Or to get it up, as the case may be.
 
2014-02-15 10:18:40 PM

Gyrfalcon: The One True TheDavid: You're all wrong: it's sexual frustration. You can tell it's sexual becaue they get naked, and a frequent cause of fury is frustration. It's simple.

Real psychos don't need drugs to get like that; they need drugs to keep it down.

Or to get it up, as the case may be.


Actually I was going to suggest "crystal dick" as a possible cause of the sexual frustration. These designer drugs are amphetaminoid, y'know.
 
2014-02-16 12:10:36 AM
Robert Peary's Arctic explorations at the turn of the 20th century are still legendary. Although his claim to have reached the geographical North Pole is disputed, Peary's reports of his Arctic expedition provided a fascinating glimpse of the inhabitants who lived their lives in the frozen north. In a 1910 account of the "Eskimos" (Inuit is preferred these days) Peary wrote:

Aside from rheumatism and bronchial troubles, the Eskimos are fairly healthy; but the adults are subject to a peculiar affliction which they call pibloktoq, a form of hysteria. The patient, usually a woman, begins to scream and tear off and destroy her clothing. If on the ship, she will walk up and down the deck, screaming and gesticulating, and generally in a state of nudity, though the temperature may be in the minus forties. As the intensity of the attack increases, she will sometimes leap over the rail upon the ice, running perhaps half a mile. The attack may last a few minutes, an hour, or even more; and some sufferers become so wild that they would continue running about on the ice perfectly naked until they froze to death if they were not forcibly brought back.
 
2014-02-16 03:20:18 AM
Hope they figure it out soon, they're causing a heap o' trouble for all concerned.
 
2014-02-16 06:34:44 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: survey says meth & research chemicals


You're casting a wide net with the research chems thing. Granted, some of them will take you to low Earth orbit and introduce you to Cthulhu. But a lot of the stuff you can learn about in pikal/tikal is just waiting to be your best goddamn friend.
 
2014-02-16 11:27:15 AM

Tatterdemalian: Hope they figure it out soon, they're causing a heap o' trouble for all concerned.


Not to mention all the wasted bullets.

/angel dust or some new kind of experimental drug.
//the labs don't know how to test for the right chemical.  There's no way that face-eating monster in Miami wasn't on something.
 
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