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2014-02-15 07:11:27 PM
5 votes:
scholarsandrogues.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-15 06:46:31 PM
4 votes:

Miss Alexandra: Tourney3p0: GORDON: clancifer: I wonder if he has begun to regret his little vigilante hunt & kill episode.

Serious question: do people actually believe this happened?

Regardless of what caused him to shoot, he did follow a kid around with a gun and eventually shot him.

Uh, no.

St. Skittles (that's what some of us call him) attacked Zimmerman.  He was knocking Zimmerman's head against the ground, and in case you didn't know, you can die of head injuries.  So in a sense St. Skittles was armed--with the pavement.

It was self-defense, plain and simple.

I might add that Skittles and watermelon juice (which is what he had, not iced tea) along with a third ingredient (I think it's cough syrup) are used to make a drug.  No, I haven't done it, but I read about it.

So St. Skittles wasn't the innocent little saint the media was portraying him as.


9/10!

I'd give you 9/11 but there's no truth in it!
2014-02-15 06:58:08 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-15 06:14:55 PM
3 votes:

Miss Alexandra: Tourney3p0: GORDON: clancifer: I wonder if he has begun to regret his little vigilante hunt & kill episode.

Serious question: do people actually believe this happened?

Regardless of what caused him to shoot, he did follow a kid around with a gun and eventually shot him.

Uh, no.

St. Skittles (that's what some of us call him) attacked Zimmerman.  He was knocking Zimmerman's head against the ground, and in case you didn't know, you can die of head injuries.  So in a sense St. Skittles was armed--with the pavement.

It was self-defense, plain and simple.

I might add that Skittles and watermelon juice (which is what he had, not iced tea) along with a third ingredient (I think it's cough syrup) are used to make a drug.  No, I haven't done it, but I read about it.

So St. Skittles wasn't the innocent little saint the media was portraying him as.


Interesting. I'm not sure I've seen this particular species of troll. Do go on....
2014-02-15 06:10:42 PM
3 votes:

duffblue: He was acquitted, not sure where Fark posters get their facts from. Lot of forensic investigators here apparently.


He got off pretty easy for shooting the President's son.
2014-02-15 06:07:15 PM
3 votes:

hardinparamedic: BadReligion: Raging Whore Moans: No, seriously. Guns are for pussies

Well the, I won't show off my new one. Well, ok, I will. It is an extra for pussies Ruger Blackhawk .357 stainless.
[i74.photobucket.com image 752x800]

Please tell me you have leather chaps and a cowboy hat when you wear that, right?


Chaps and hat, probably.
Pants, probably not.
2014-02-15 08:40:04 PM
2 votes:

vharshyde: Classy, Fark. "Hey, someone's homeless that we disagree with politically, let's all point and laugh at them in a way that will in no way reflect poorly on our character, because everyone else is doing it!"


Welcome to Fark buttercup.
2014-02-15 06:58:58 PM
2 votes:

markb289: The_Original_Roxtar: parasol: The_Original_Roxtar: funny how media assassination and overzealous prosecution without a shred of evidence can destroy a person financially.

did I say funny? i meant tragic.

it is also funny - i mean tragic - how a person's destruction by the media can begin with a simple and shocking error in judgement on their part

please, don't use the word "assassination" in conjunction with Zimmerman - he is not in a position to warrant the phrase, nor is he dead

he could have moved to bumfark wyoming and gotten a job - and privacy - others have done so

you're right... zimmy should have let skittles cave his skull in.

Or he could have stayed in his damn truck.


==

But enough about MICHAEL DUNN...

/hey-o!
2014-02-15 06:58:32 PM
2 votes:

Miss Alexandra: I might add that Skittles and watermelon juice (which is what he had, not iced tea) along with a third ingredient (I think it's cough syrup) are used to make a drug. No, I haven't done it, but I read about it.


Was it written in crayon by a howler monkey, by chance?
2014-02-15 06:15:23 PM
2 votes:
Remember guys, if you're getting the shiat beat out of you by a black kid, just let him do his thing. Eventually he'll get tired and when you're in the hospital getting treatment for your injuries, take comfort in the fact it was statistically unlikely to have happened to you.

Just make sure your nurse brings you plenty of charts and graphs that you can snuggle with, provided you're conscious and physically able to snuggle after the assault.
2014-02-15 06:00:11 PM
2 votes:
*click*

 George Zimmerman, who once shot a young man in Florida just to watch him die...

and close.
2014-02-15 05:56:10 PM
2 votes:
Camping.
i527.photobucket.com
2014-02-16 07:51:56 PM
1 votes:

Nutsac_Jim: X-boxershorts: He was clearly told to stay in his vehicle. SO, I don't know what offends me more,

I'd say you should be angry at your momma for giving you so many short bus genes.
Only a retard would be making your statement at this point..


An ad hominem attack like this basically means you have lost the argument.
2014-02-16 10:37:12 AM
1 votes:
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2014-02-16 04:55:13 AM
1 votes:
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2014-02-16 01:39:17 AM
1 votes:
George Zimmerman, who once shot a young man in Florida just to watch him die, wants you to know that things have not gone so well for him since he got away with stalking and murdering a teenager for being black.

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
2014-02-16 12:34:58 AM
1 votes:

Nutsac_Jim: vygramul: Nutsac_Jim: Zimmerman didn't intervene.  He stopped nothing.   He simply followed the young chap until the police told him not to do so.

You are inserting an awful lot of omniscience in there with your assertion that his behavior is caused by him having a gun.  Plenty of people do unrecommended/unwise things all the time.  He simply happened to be carrying.  This forethought likely saved him from further damage after someone tried to teach him a lesson.

You're right, he stopped nothing. Despite following Martin. His Neighborhood Watch training was explicit in deprecating leaving the car to see where Martin went. Had he not done so, no crime would have been committed, and no one would have gotten their ass kicked and no one would be dead.

So basically, if zimmerman didnt walk around in a shirt and fark me pumps, he wouldnt have been there to rape.  I think you are right.  Rape is a woman's fault.



If you're trying to use the analogy of Zimmerman as a rape victim, you may want to entertain the fact that most rape victims don't stop and stare at potential rapists and then start walking after them.
2014-02-15 10:55:48 PM
1 votes:

grimlock1972: the real tragedy of all of this is if Zimmerman had listened to the police dispatcher and not followed the kid no one need have died that night.


Tell you what.. when you bank a bridesmaid at a wedding, tell your wife that if the bridesmaid you banged just stayed with the rest of the wedding party, she never would have tripped and fallen on your dick, and see how far that gets you.
2014-02-15 10:27:06 PM
1 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2014-02-15 09:21:28 PM
1 votes:

lunging_man_ass: jayhawk88: the8re: Objectivity, how the Fark does it work?

He left his home, armed, chased down followed a suspicious person from a distance, called police, and after the suspicious person attacked him and began pounding Zimmerman's head on pavement, shot and killed a young man who had done nothing more than walk through his yard violently physically assault a man trying to keep the neighborhood safe.

Fark objectivity. He's I'm human garbage.

FTFY, looks like we have another Facebook slacktivist.


Is that the conservative phrase of the day?
2014-02-15 07:58:46 PM
1 votes:
The butthurt meter is off the chart in that article
2014-02-15 07:25:54 PM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: BSABSVR: iheartscotch: I feel that, if the media hadn't picked up on it, we would have never heard a peep about it

That's pretty much the way every story works.  If you don't hear about it, you don't hear about it.

See? That's my point! The media made this a thing. Florida being Florida; I'd bet that there wouldn't have been a trial without all of the media attention.


I bet if the media didn't pick up on it, George Zimmerman would have marched over to Trayvon Martin's house, raped, murdered, and cannibalized his parents, then lit a burning cross on their front lawn before taking a dump on their partially-consumed skeletons.

Thank god for the media putting the spotlight on this godless monster

And thank god for the Fark Lawyers who were there on the scene to provide irrefutable first-hand accounts of what exactly happened. It was really the racist police dept. who conspired against Trayvon Martin and they're the ones who burned all of the Fark Lawyers testimonies, knowing that if the people of Fark were to tell the media what really happened, Zimmerman would have been sentenced to the death penalty and executed right on the spot by the judge.

And they simply couldn't have that, not when their entire purpose is to make sure black teenagers are murdered at every possible opportunity.
2014-02-15 07:24:24 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: BadReligion: Raging Whore Moans: No, seriously. Guns are for pussies

Well the, I won't show off my new one. Well, ok, I will. It is an extra for pussies Ruger Blackhawk .357 stainless.
[i74.photobucket.com image 752x800]

Please tell me you have leather chaps and a cowboy hat when you wear that, right?


and a pony
2014-02-15 07:14:33 PM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: I feel that, if the media hadn't picked up on it, we would have never heard a peep about it


That's pretty much the way every story works.  If you don't hear about it, you don't hear about it.
2014-02-15 07:12:59 PM
1 votes:

cretinbob:


What a strange looking white kid.
2014-02-15 07:07:51 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: BadReligion: Raging Whore Moans: No, seriously. Guns are for pussies

Well the, I won't show off my new one. Well, ok, I will. It is an extra for pussies Ruger Blackhawk .357 stainless.
[i74.photobucket.com image 752x800]

Please tell me you have leather chaps and a cowboy hat when you wear that, right?


ASSLESS leather chaps
2014-02-15 07:04:56 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: craigdamage: "STAND YOUR GROUND" HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH ZIMMERMAN/TRAYVONN!!

In reality, the defense deliberately avoided a SYG defense plea because they thought they'd lose if they tried it.


Well duh....if you're already lying on the ground you're not really "STANDING" anywhere, amirite?
2014-02-15 06:47:37 PM
1 votes:

Skarekrough: Tough shiat.

He still has a better chance at a brighter tomorrow than Trayvon Martin does.


Yeah but ZimZam will never taste the rainbow like TrayTray
2014-02-15 06:44:38 PM
1 votes:

Frank N Stein: Old enough to know better: Wow, was I magically transported to Camelot overnight? Cuz there sure is a lot of White Knighting in this thread.

Calling out lies is now white knighting.


Questioning the premise on which to insert hatred towards an individual or group of individuals on Fark is white knighting. You are either part of the mob mentality or you want George Zimmerman (or whoever we're hating at the time) to sleep with you. There are no gray areas.
2014-02-15 06:44:16 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-15 06:38:34 PM
1 votes:
Wow, was I magically transported to Camelot overnight? Cuz there sure is a lot of White Knighting in this thread.
2014-02-15 06:36:12 PM
1 votes:
Electrify

He'll just continue to associate himself with rednecks and racists who see him as their idol.

Such a strange comment. A brown guy shot a black guy who was racist and homophobic, but he's an idol to racists? Which racists? Brown supremacists? Anti-black racists? Homosexual racists? The large segment of homosexual brown people that hate black people? Whuh?
2014-02-15 06:32:21 PM
1 votes:

Electrify: Maybe he will have an epiphany and will realize he was wrong in the way he handled and finished the situation, become a spokesperson for rational gun control, start a charity for those who are victims of needless gun violence (including Martin's parents), and become a hero of the left.

Nah. He'll just continue to associate himself with rednecks and racists who see him as their idol.


How many Che shirts do you own?
2014-02-15 06:17:52 PM
1 votes:

BadReligion: Raging Whore Moans: No, seriously. Guns are for pussies

Well the, I won't show off my new one. Well, ok, I will. It is an extra for pussies Ruger Blackhawk .357 stainless.
[i74.photobucket.com image 752x800]


Where do you live, Deadwood?
2014-02-15 06:17:18 PM
1 votes:

blindpreacher: lunging_man_ass: Wow, did the author of that article actually watch the trial and the evidence presented?

It amazes me how many people have no idea what the actual facts of the case are, and instead rely on overtly emotional notions based on ignorant Facebook slacktivism.

Because members of the racebater brigade are morons. Martin fled and then came back and jumped Zimmerman. Martin initiated first physical contact. That's why Zimmerman's defense didn't involve Stand Your Ground at all - the case was easily made that it was straight self-defense. Further, the evidence("Creepy ass cracker!") shows that Martin's racism and prejudice against gays made him come back after he got home and jump Zimmerman in the first place.

But please, keep siding with Martin. It shows how little character is required of someone for you to hold them up as a martyr. No guilt like white guilt.


Writing rational thoughts here is a waste of electrons.  Don't bother, this is Fark.  Trayvon was a Straight-A's angel, totally no purple drank in his system at all, and George Zimmerman is a closet Klansman.

PURPLE DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
2014-02-15 06:17:10 PM
1 votes:

BadReligion: Raging Whore Moans: No, seriously. Guns are for pussies

Well the, I won't show off my new one. Well, ok, I will. It is an extra for pussies Ruger Blackhawk .357 stainless.
[i74.photobucket.com image 752x800]


I used to have one like that.

It came with a little badge and a little hat.
2014-02-15 06:16:56 PM
1 votes:

parasol: The_Original_Roxtar: funny how media assassination and overzealous prosecution without a shred of evidence can destroy a person financially.

did I say funny? i meant tragic.

it is also funny - i mean tragic - how a person's destruction by the media can begin with a simple and shocking error in judgement on their part

please, don't use the word "assassination" in conjunction with Zimmerman - he is not in a position to warrant the phrase, nor is he dead

he could have moved to bumfark wyoming and gotten a job - and privacy - others have done so


you're right... zimmy should have let skittles cave his skull in.
2014-02-15 06:14:49 PM
1 votes:
Can't he find a job as a live-in gun store mascot? People could have their pictures taken with him like some kind of vigilante Santa and everything.
2014-02-15 06:14:25 PM
1 votes:
Awesome article.

/Next up: George "murderous rampage" Zimmerman, sues news outlet for writing the truth.

//Real media. real news. No spin.
2014-02-15 06:11:42 PM
1 votes:

Tourney3p0: GORDON: clancifer: I wonder if he has begun to regret his little vigilante hunt & kill episode.

Serious question: do people actually believe this happened?

Regardless of what caused him to shoot, he did follow a kid around with a gun and eventually shot him.


Uh, no.

St. Skittles (that's what some of us call him) attacked Zimmerman.  He was knocking Zimmerman's head against the ground, and in case you didn't know, you can die of head injuries.  So in a sense St. Skittles was armed--with the pavement.

It was self-defense, plain and simple.

I might add that Skittles and watermelon juice (which is what he had, not iced tea) along with a third ingredient (I think it's cough syrup) are used to make a drug.  No, I haven't done it, but I read about it.

So St. Skittles wasn't the innocent little saint the media was portraying him as.
2014-02-15 06:11:22 PM
1 votes:

duffblue: He was acquitted, not sure where Fark posters get their facts from. Lot of forensic investigators here apparently.


GED forensic scientists.
2014-02-15 06:10:29 PM
1 votes:
That was some pretty professional reporting, no?
2014-02-15 06:09:16 PM
1 votes:

BadReligion: Raging Whore Moans: No, seriously. Guns are for pussies

Well the, I won't show off my new one. Well, ok, I will. It is an extra for pussies Ruger Blackhawk .357 stainless.


Do you wear spurs and eat a ton of beans?
2014-02-15 06:06:43 PM
1 votes:
I feel like going and finding an editor for RawStory, taking him and beating his head on the ground, then start pummeling him.

Because I know that there is no way in hell they would every try to stop me and it would be fun. Why? Because they are all a bunch of crackers.
2014-02-15 06:05:46 PM
1 votes:

lunging_man_ass: Wow, did the author of that article actually watch the trial and the evidence presented?

It amazes me how many people have no idea what the actual facts of the case are, and instead rely on overtly emotional notions based on ignorant Facebook slacktivism.


It was Raw story. It's the liberal version of Rush Limbaugh but less subtle.
2014-02-15 06:05:01 PM
1 votes:
He was acquitted, not sure where Fark posters get their facts from. Lot of forensic investigators here apparently.
2014-02-15 06:04:34 PM
1 votes:

BadReligion: Raging Whore Moans: No, seriously. Guns are for pussies

Well the, I won't show off my new one. Well, ok, I will. It is an extra for pussies Ruger Blackhawk .357 stainless.
[i74.photobucket.com image 752x800]


Please tell me you have leather chaps and a cowboy hat when you wear that, right?
2014-02-15 06:04:11 PM
1 votes:
Would someone please tell that blog site to hire some editors? Or at least make the bloggers who post there put their blogs before a beta reader? Or simply admit that they are, in fact, a blog site? While I agree that George Zimmerman is a waste of space, that story should have been listed as an editorial and not a story.
2014-02-15 06:03:53 PM
1 votes:
I think the author was masturbating while they typed.
2014-02-15 05:58:56 PM
1 votes:
jokesound.files.wordpress.com
i51.tinypic.com

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denver.mylittlefacewhen.com

static.fjcdn.com

Couldn't have happened to a nicer asshole.
2014-02-15 05:58:33 PM
1 votes:
funny how media assassination and overzealous prosecution without a shred of evidence can destroy a person financially.

did I say funny? i meant tragic.
2014-02-15 05:58:28 PM
1 votes:
Who wrote this crap article? Al Sharpton?
2014-02-15 04:57:23 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if he has begun to regret his little vigilante hunt & kill episode.
 
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