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2014-02-15 07:14:45 PM  

Miss Alexandra: Tourney3p0: GORDON: clancifer: I wonder if he has begun to regret his little vigilante hunt & kill episode.

Serious question: do people actually believe this happened?

Regardless of what caused him to shoot, he did follow a kid around with a gun and eventually shot him.

Uh, no.

St. Skittles (that's what some of us call him) attacked Zimmerman.  He was knocking Zimmerman's head against the ground, and in case you didn't know, you can die of head injuries.  So in a sense St. Skittles was armed--with the pavement.

It was self-defense, plain and simple.

I might add that Skittles and watermelon juice (which is what he had, not iced tea) along with a third ingredient (I think it's cough syrup) are used to make a drug.  No, I haven't done it, but I read about it.

So St. Skittles wasn't the innocent little saint the media was portraying him as.


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2014-02-15 07:16:28 PM  

Frank N Stein: cretinbob:

What a strange looking white kid.


Reminds me of the brother on ....shiat//something Years...Wonder Years

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2014-02-15 07:16:57 PM  
Can't be. I keep reading in Fark threads about how he's going to make millions from gun endorsements, wrongful arrest and malicious prosecution lawsuits, and art sales.

Surely if he's telling people he's homeless, what he means is that he's staying at the Ritz-Carleton while he waits for his mansion to be built?

I ask because I once foolishly suggested that Zimmerman might come to regret his actions even though he was acquitted, and a number of Farkers had to take time out of their day to remind me that shooting unarmed black teenagers and milking the liberal overreaction was still the surest path to the American Dream.
 
2014-02-15 07:17:52 PM  

BSABSVR: iheartscotch: I feel that, if the media hadn't picked up on it, we would have never heard a peep about it

That's pretty much the way every story works.  If you don't hear about it, you don't hear about it.


See? That's my point! The media made this a thing. Florida being Florida; I'd bet that there wouldn't have been a trial without all of the media attention.
 
2014-02-15 07:19:28 PM  

Somacandra: cretinbob: mistrial on murder 1

AHHHHHHH You got that from CNN, didn't you LOL

They've changed it back from mistrial to "further deliberations."


Yeah, I din't hear what the judge was going to do.
I think it's pretty farked up that people are still jerking off over Zimmerman and I do't think there has been a single Dunn thread.

Maybe because Dunn really is a racist fark piece of shiat drunk and the other racist fark piece of shiat drunks can't defend him.
 
2014-02-15 07:20:08 PM  
www.taaz.com
 
2014-02-15 07:20:14 PM  
This guy is like the conservative's version of OJ, pretty funny to see all the conservative butthurt that people still think Zimmerman is a scumbag. Guess what guys, he's a scumbag.
 
2014-02-15 07:21:14 PM  

doglover: BSABSVR: Miss Alexandra: I might add that Skittles and watermelon juice (which is what he had, not iced tea) along with a third ingredient (I think it's cough syrup) are used to make a drug. No, I haven't done it, but I read about it.

Was it written in crayon by a howler monkey, by chance?

No, it's pretty standard. It's called "sizyrup" now or something, but it's just Purple Drank. Take a little codine laced cough syrup and mix it up with soft drinks till you've got it sweet enough to your taste.


 It's Sizzurp.  Or Purp.  Or Purple Drank.  That's not the point of my contention with Miss Alexandra.  I'm quite aware that mixing  codeine-laced cough syrup is a thing.  What is not a thing is requiring "watermelon juice" and/or skittles.  All you need, (as you mentioned) is something sweet to make the cough syrup no longer taste like hot buttered dog shiat.  Therefore whatever Miss Alexandra read, she either was incapable of understanding, or was written by a moron.  Incidentally, this also has no bearing on the Zimmerman/Martin shooting, as the "OMG he got skittles to make Purple Drank" conclusion is purely made up.
 
2014-02-15 07:22:36 PM  

iheartscotch: hardinparamedic: Weatherkiss: Not everybody is the Lone Ranger. Guns typically aren't used to shoot other guns out of the hands of people. They're used to decide fights.

No. They're used to protect the lives of others who cannot be protected in any other way.

Do you know what that means? That means, unless you have no other way of doing so, you avoid the fight in the first place.

There's a reason that MOST states won't extend civil protections towards someone who ends up having to shoot the other party - even in self defense - in a fight they started or escalated in the first place.

This whole debacle could have been avoided by him doing what any other person would have done. Not get out of his car and follow someone he thought was a threat to the neighborhood to begin with alone.

THAT is why I don't feel sorry for him. This was not a rape victim shooting her attacker. This was not someone who's awoken in the house in the middle of the night and has to shoot someone to defend his family. Not someone who was carjacked. Not someone who had no other choice in the matter.

Again. He's like the guy who got lung cancer after smoking for 60 years. Tragic, but WTF did you EXPECT to happen?

I see what you're saying and I agree; you shouldn't shoot someone unless you have no other choice. I agree that, before the altercation, the zimmzamm made some pretty shiatty choices. I even agree that, had cooler minds prevailed, this entire situation might have been avoided.

The thing I've found to be the most telling about this case is how politicized it got. How everybody and their dog were howling , "Racism!", "He stalked that poor child!" and similar things.

/ I feel that, if the media hadn't picked up on it, we would have never heard a peep about it


 with the knowledge there will be at least one dip-shiat "well, THEY got rich" reply

Martin's mother asked enough, and loud enough, for an investigation to garner media attention. fwiw, that particular municipality earned the stink eye by past behavior - maybe it was a slow news day. maybe the planets aligned just right to afford her what she wanted - which, recall, was a LOCAL investigation

as a mother i would have done the same - it is over now and the media needs to leave zimmerman alone to make what life the jury left him with
 
2014-02-15 07:22:42 PM  

cretinbob: [www.taaz.com image 778x1024]


Well, I guess by never sleeping again I'll have scads of free time going forward.
 
2014-02-15 07:23:18 PM  

EngineerAU: GORDON: clancifer: I wonder if he has begun to regret his little vigilante hunt & kill episode.

Serious question: do people actually believe this happened?

Do people still believe that OJ Simpson killed people even though a criminal court didn't find him guilty?

/Wonder how much overlap there is between the OJ=Guilty and Zimmerman=Innocent crowds


What's the over/under on his own version of "If I Had Done It?"
 
2014-02-15 07:24:24 PM  

hardinparamedic: BadReligion: Raging Whore Moans: No, seriously. Guns are for pussies

Well the, I won't show off my new one. Well, ok, I will. It is an extra for pussies Ruger Blackhawk .357 stainless.
[i74.photobucket.com image 752x800]

Please tell me you have leather chaps and a cowboy hat when you wear that, right?


and a pony
 
2014-02-15 07:25:54 PM  

iheartscotch: BSABSVR: iheartscotch: I feel that, if the media hadn't picked up on it, we would have never heard a peep about it

That's pretty much the way every story works.  If you don't hear about it, you don't hear about it.

See? That's my point! The media made this a thing. Florida being Florida; I'd bet that there wouldn't have been a trial without all of the media attention.


I bet if the media didn't pick up on it, George Zimmerman would have marched over to Trayvon Martin's house, raped, murdered, and cannibalized his parents, then lit a burning cross on their front lawn before taking a dump on their partially-consumed skeletons.

Thank god for the media putting the spotlight on this godless monster

And thank god for the Fark Lawyers who were there on the scene to provide irrefutable first-hand accounts of what exactly happened. It was really the racist police dept. who conspired against Trayvon Martin and they're the ones who burned all of the Fark Lawyers testimonies, knowing that if the people of Fark were to tell the media what really happened, Zimmerman would have been sentenced to the death penalty and executed right on the spot by the judge.

And they simply couldn't have that, not when their entire purpose is to make sure black teenagers are murdered at every possible opportunity.
 
2014-02-15 07:26:02 PM  

the_wanderer: gnosis301: No kidding. Dude's a murderer, through and through, but that was one shiatty article.

I bet I can tell who never read any of Trayvon's text messages.


What do text messages have to do with a weirdo stalking and killing a teenager?
 
2014-02-15 07:27:02 PM  

cretinbob: I think it's pretty farked up that people are still jerking off over Zimmerman and I do't think there has been a single Dunn thread. Maybe because Dunn really is a racist fark piece of shiat drunk and the other racist fark piece of shiat drunks can't defend him.


I thought I saw one earlier, but I could be wrong. Dunn is too obvious. He looks like a suburban dad business middle-management type. Also, the loud music issue is just too close to a stereotype. There's nothing to white-knight that isn't painfully obvious. He's white enough to make white people actually think, "Damn that's a serious white guy."
 
2014-02-15 07:30:29 PM  

parasol: Miss Alexandra: Tourney3p0: GORDON: clancifer: I wonder if he has begun to regret his little vigilante hunt & kill episode.

Serious question: do people actually believe this happened?

Regardless of what caused him to shoot, he did follow a kid around with a gun and eventually shot him.

Uh, no.

St. Skittles (that's what some of us call him) attacked Zimmerman.  He was knocking Zimmerman's head against the ground, and in case you didn't know, you can die of head injuries.  So in a sense St. Skittles was armed--with the pavement.

It was self-defense, plain and simple.

I might add that Skittles and watermelon juice (which is what he had, not iced tea) along with a third ingredient (I think it's cough syrup) are used to make a drug.  No, I haven't done it, but I read about it.

So St. Skittles wasn't the innocent little saint the media was portraying him as.

please tell me this is a parody fark account


I like how he even gives himself a female moniker, because nobody would fight with a "lady" on the interwebs amirite?
 
2014-02-15 07:31:35 PM  
There's a thread up now

www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-15 07:32:45 PM  

jayhawk88: the8re: Objectivity, how the Fark does it work?

He left his home, armed, chased down, shot and killed a young man who had done nothing more than walk through his yard.

Fark objectivity. He's human garbage.


Thanks for letting everyone here know that you're an idiot who knows nothing about anything. Saves us a lot of time.
 
2014-02-15 07:32:48 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: parasol: Miss Alexandra: Tourney3p0: GORDON: clancifer: I wonder if he has begun to regret his little vigilante hunt & kill episode.

Serious question: do people actually believe this happened?

Regardless of what caused him to shoot, he did follow a kid around with a gun and eventually shot him.

Uh, no.

St. Skittles (that's what some of us call him) attacked Zimmerman.  He was knocking Zimmerman's head against the ground, and in case you didn't know, you can die of head injuries.  So in a sense St. Skittles was armed--with the pavement.

It was self-defense, plain and simple.

I might add that Skittles and watermelon juice (which is what he had, not iced tea) along with a third ingredient (I think it's cough syrup) are used to make a drug.  No, I haven't done it, but I read about it.

So St. Skittles wasn't the innocent little saint the media was portraying him as.

please tell me this is a parody fark account

I like how he even gives himself a female moniker, because nobody would fight with a "lady" on the interwebs amirite?


I think maggie, myself, and a few others would disagree with that. :P
 
2014-02-15 07:32:54 PM  
What's even sadder is that blog.
 
2014-02-15 07:33:22 PM  

BSABSVR: What is not a thing is requiring "watermelon juice" and/or skittles.


Yes it is. You never put skittles in Zima? You never put skittles in vodka? Really? Watch kids drink next time you're in a college party.


Anyway, I agree with you that it's HIGHLY unlikely that Trayvon was in fact making purple drank in his father's home in a gated community on a week night. I also don't think that's a bad thing if he was. I support recreational drug and feel that it's destroying our society to even have vice law. As long as you're not driving or eating anyone's face, who cares if you're high? But to say that a sweet drink and skittles aren't required? It's like saying you don't need charcoal to smoke a hookah.
 
2014-02-15 07:33:59 PM  

parasol: i'd pay his court costs for a legal name change just to stop the time the press spends on him.


It really wouldn't matter since he's the one who seeks out the attention, not the other way around.
 
2014-02-15 07:34:41 PM  

cretinbob: Somacandra: cretinbob: mistrial on murder 1

AHHHHHHH You got that from CNN, didn't you LOL

They've changed it back from mistrial to "further deliberations."

Yeah, I din't hear what the judge was going to do.
I think it's pretty farked up that people are still jerking off over Zimmerman and I do't think there has been a single Dunn thread.

Maybe because Dunn really is a racist fark piece of shiat drunk and the other racist fark piece of shiat drunks can't defend him.


Why don't you come up with a headline funny enough for the thread to get green lit?
 
2014-02-15 07:35:24 PM  

BadReligion: lunging_man_ass: Wow, did the author of that article actually watch the trial and the evidence presented? It amazes me how many people have no idea what the actual facts of the case are, and instead rely on overtly emotional notions based on ignorant Facebook slacktivism.

Considering the fact that he thinks that it was a SYG case, and all the emotional but thirst, I would say no. That said, Zimmerman is an idiot, and should probably try to lay low more than he has been.


that right there made stopping by this thread worthwhile.  "emotional butt-thirst" sounds like the next michael bolton album...
 
2014-02-15 07:36:51 PM  

SilentStrider: clancifer: I wonder if he has begun to regret his little vigilante hunt & kill episode.

doubtful. more likely he's blaming it on the bleeding heart libs.


It is your fault. You make criminals like Traypack, defend them. He did a heroic deed. Hopefully he sues the media. NBC or ABC, whoever it was that doctored 911 call on national TV is up crap creek.

George is a national hero.
 
2014-02-15 07:38:14 PM  

Weatherkiss: sobriquet by any other name: hardinparamedic: doglover: Clearly the boy did something wrong. Zimmerman's life was ruined already, but it was a legal shooting.

Don't care. He's in this situation because of his own doing. He's like the guy who smoked for sixty years and is surprised he has lung cancer.

Yes. It was a legal shooting. Yes, it was self defense at the point he shot him. We get that.

I don't feel sorry for him. He's an idiot.

not to mention, how much of a bad-ass Gunsmateer can you be if you can't use a gun non-lethally. What, ya'll just empty the clip into the heart with your eyes closed? WTF?

Not everybody is the Lone Ranger. Guns typically aren't used to shoot other guns out of the hands of people. They're used to decide fights.


So that'd be close your eyes tight and hope you dont shiat your pants, then. Figures.
 
2014-02-15 07:39:13 PM  

Weatherkiss: iheartscotch: BSABSVR: iheartscotch: I feel that, if the media hadn't picked up on it, we would have never heard a peep about it

That's pretty much the way every story works.  If you don't hear about it, you don't hear about it.

See? That's my point! The media made this a thing. Florida being Florida; I'd bet that there wouldn't have been a trial without all of the media attention.

I bet if the media didn't pick up on it, George Zimmerman would have marched over to Trayvon Martin's house, raped, murdered, and cannibalized his parents, then lit a burning cross on their front lawn before taking a dump on their partially-consumed skeletons.

Thank god for the media putting the spotlight on this godless monster

And thank god for the Fark Lawyers who were there on the scene to provide irrefutable first-hand accounts of what exactly happened. It was really the racist police dept. who conspired against Trayvon Martin and they're the ones who burned all of the Fark Lawyers testimonies, knowing that if the people of Fark were to tell the media what really happened, Zimmerman would have been sentenced to the death penalty and executed right on the spot by the judge.

And they simply couldn't have that, not when their entire purpose is to make sure black teenagers are murdered at every possible opportunity.


Nice try Weatherkiss, but we're too far along with the outcome of the fabricated case that was covered in the courtroom to try to get people to hear the truth now. Maybe if we'd tried sooner...
 
2014-02-15 07:39:20 PM  

parasol: The_Original_Roxtar: funny how media assassination and overzealous prosecution without a shred of evidence can destroy a person financially.

did I say funny? i meant tragic.


it is also funny - i mean tragic - how a person's destruction by the media can begin with a simple and shocking error in judgement on their part

please, don't use the word "assassination" in conjunction with Zimmerman - he is not in a position to warrant the phrase, nor is he dead

he could have moved to bumfark wyoming and gotten a job - and privacy - others have done so



If moving to 1% unemployment rate North Dakota isn't good enough for welfare cases, why should Fatty have to 'move to where the jobs are'?
 
2014-02-15 07:39:32 PM  

cynicalminion: BadReligion: lunging_man_ass: Wow, did the author of that article actually watch the trial and the evidence presented? It amazes me how many people have no idea what the actual facts of the case are, and instead rely on overtly emotional notions based on ignorant Facebook slacktivism.

Considering the fact that he thinks that it was a SYG case, and all the emotional but thirst, I would say no. That said, Zimmerman is an idiot, and should probably try to lay low more than he has been.

that right there made stopping by this thread worthwhile.  "emotional butt-thirst" sounds like the next michael bolton album...


www.papermag.com
 
2014-02-15 07:44:00 PM  

doglover: Yes it is. You never put skittles in Zima? You never put skittles in vodka? Really? Watch kids drink next time you're in a college party.


Do you not understand the concept of "required"?   And yes,  I've farking *made* skittles infused vodka. It takes about 2 days for the skittles to dissolve and without a coffee filter and a funnel you have a nasty pile of waxiness in your drink.  Nobody getting high on codeine is going to use skittles  when Sprite or 7-up are available.
 
2014-02-15 07:44:47 PM  

Majick Thise: The spin... IT. IS. TOOMUCH. SPIN.


When something like this has been argued in the courtroom, and facts presented to the public domain by the trial, at what point does "spin" like this cross the line to libel? Does internet media count? Raw Story is not quite MSNBC.com or the WSJ, but it's not Jim Bob's blog either...

Serious question.
 
2014-02-15 07:45:07 PM  

sobriquet by any other name: Weatherkiss: sobriquet by any other name: hardinparamedic: doglover: Clearly the boy did something wrong. Zimmerman's life was ruined already, but it was a legal shooting.

Don't care. He's in this situation because of his own doing. He's like the guy who smoked for sixty years and is surprised he has lung cancer.

Yes. It was a legal shooting. Yes, it was self defense at the point he shot him. We get that.

I don't feel sorry for him. He's an idiot.

not to mention, how much of a bad-ass Gunsmateer can you be if you can't use a gun non-lethally. What, ya'll just empty the clip into the heart with your eyes closed? WTF?

Not everybody is the Lone Ranger. Guns typically aren't used to shoot other guns out of the hands of people. They're used to decide fights.

So that'd be close your eyes tight and hope you dont shiat your pants, then. Figures.


Yeah because it's either one extreme or the other. You're either the Lone Ranger type who only uses their gun to shoot the guns out of other criminals hands, and only then after you carefully consider what race they are so the media won't try to paint you as a racist -- or you're a bedwetting coward who went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.
 
2014-02-15 07:46:39 PM  

lunging_man_ass: Look, I would call myself a liberal, but this is all insane if you ask me. People can't let go of the fact that someone can attempt to beat someone to death and it's legal to use deadly force to protect yourself.


Martin didn't use deadly force.    At least not yet.  Apparently, the jury though a reasonable person might deem it deadly force.
 
2014-02-15 07:49:25 PM  
This all goes to prove that Zimmerman was a really great guy to have on the neighborhood watch committee.  Note to all those homeless folk living underneath the interstate -- steer clear of the Skittles and tea.
 
2014-02-15 07:50:54 PM  

BSABSVR: doglover: Yes it is. You never put skittles in Zima? You never put skittles in vodka? Really? Watch kids drink next time you're in a college party.

Do you not understand the concept of "required"?   And yes,  I've farking *made* skittles infused vodka. It takes about 2 days for the skittles to dissolve and without a coffee filter and a funnel you have a nasty pile of waxiness in your drink.  Nobody getting high on codeine is going to use skittles  when Sprite or 7-up are available.


it doesn't take two days. It takes minutes. IN ZIMA. It's a garnish.
 
2014-02-15 07:53:54 PM  

BSABSVR: doglover: Yes it is. You never put skittles in Zima? You never put skittles in vodka? Really? Watch kids drink next time you're in a college party.

Do you not understand the concept of "required"?   And yes,  I've farking *made* skittles infused vodka. It takes about 2 days for the skittles to dissolve and without a coffee filter and a funnel you have a nasty pile of waxiness in your drink.  Nobody getting high on codeine is going to use skittles  when Sprite or 7-up are available.


We're talking about sizzurp, not cooking meth, Cletus.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-15 07:54:58 PM  

gravy chugging cretin.: hardinparamedic: BadReligion: Raging Whore Moans: No, seriously. Guns are for pussies

Well the, I won't show off my new one. Well, ok, I will. It is an extra for pussies Ruger Blackhawk .357 stainless.
[i74.photobucket.com image 752x800]

Please tell me you have leather chaps and a cowboy hat when you wear that, right?

ASSLESS leather chaps


Chaps are ALWAYS "assless". That's why you are supposed to ear PANTS. Unless you are in certain new wave group from the 80s.
 
2014-02-15 07:56:08 PM  
That was very fair and balanced.
 
2014-02-15 07:56:29 PM  

doglover: it doesn't take two days. It takes minutes. IN ZIMA. It's a garnish.



Zima isn't sweet enough?

/ tastes like zit
 
2014-02-15 07:57:16 PM  
All those teabaggers who 'had his back': why aren't they assisting him?
 
2014-02-15 07:57:58 PM  
It's still funny that Zim-Zim's defenders still play the "he was being slammed mercilessly into the pavement" angle, implying that he's such a weakling that he was getting dominated by someone he had 80 pounds on, yet now, Zimmerman thinks he's a boxer.
 
2014-02-15 07:58:46 PM  
The butthurt meter is off the chart in that article
 
2014-02-15 08:01:25 PM  
What I've learned in this thread: It's OK if a wife beater shoots and kills an unarmed kid because skinny teenagers with Skittles are probably making purple drank.
 
2014-02-15 08:02:32 PM  

duffblue: He was acquitted, not sure where Fark posters get their facts from. Lot of forensic investigators here apparently.


OJ Simpson was acquitted too.  Juries sometimes make mistakes.
 
2014-02-15 08:12:24 PM  

Huggermugger: All those teabaggers who 'had his back': why aren't they assisting him?


I hope his lazy ass isn't collecting welfare or SSDI.
 
2014-02-15 08:15:58 PM  
Lesson learned.

If you are black, and somebody that you think is white looks at you for too long, you should bash their head into the ground, there will be a large group of people that support your decision.

If you see somebody you don't recognize and call the cops to try to keep bad things from happening then get your head bashed in then defend yourself, be prepared to burn in hell.
 
2014-02-15 08:17:36 PM  

Graffito: Huggermugger: All those teabaggers who 'had his back': why aren't they assisting him?

I hope his lazy ass isn't collecting welfare or SSDI.



Are you kidding? Some idiot Kochsucker is giving him six figures for his photoshopped "art."
 
2014-02-15 08:19:17 PM  

BSABSVR: doglover: Yes it is. You never put skittles in Zima? You never put skittles in vodka? Really? Watch kids drink next time you're in a college party.

Do you not understand the concept of "required"?   And yes,  I've farking *made* skittles infused vodka. It takes about 2 days for the skittles to dissolve and without a coffee filter and a funnel you have a nasty pile of waxiness in your drink.  Nobody getting high on codeine is going to use skittles  when Sprite or 7-up are available.


hell, the Hacker Dojo in Mountain View, CA does skittle-vodka parties, and it doesn't get much whiter than that.

/okay, quite the cultural variety there, but you know what I mean... bustin' stereotypes.
 
2014-02-15 08:25:28 PM  

Olo Manolo: Lesson learned.

If you are black, unarmed and somebody that you think is white looks at you for too long follows you around at night without saying anything to you, you should bash their head into the ground, there will be a large group of people that support your decision.

If you see somebody you don't recognize and call the cops to try to keep bad things from happening and then follow them instead of letting the police do their job then get your head bashed in some bruising a small scrape on your forehead then defend yourself with deadly force, be prepared to burn in hell.


Fixed to more accurately represent Zimmerman's own sworn testimony and the physical evidence.

Seriously people, even if every single word of Zimmerman's testimony is the absolute 100% unvarnished truth, Martin died because Zimmerman followed an unarmed teenager at night instead of letting the police do their f*cking jobs.
 
2014-02-15 08:27:04 PM  

stoli n coke: It's still funny that Zim-Zim's defenders still play the "he was being slammed mercilessly into the pavement" angle, implying that he's such a weakling that he was getting dominated by someone he had 80 pounds on, yet now, Zimmerman thinks he's a boxer.


Those 80 pnds were around the middle.  Dude is pear shaped.  Trayvon was high(inducing paranoia) had a history of beating up people that pissed him off(like his former principal), and was probably a burglar(only way he could have paid for those gold teeth they didn't show on the tv news.  This was exactly the wrong set of traits to mix with an out of shape wannabe Dirty Harry.  Trayvon was well on his way to becoming a revolving door inmate in the Florida corrections system while Zimmerman was well on his way to continuing to be a pear shaped loser.

And everybody just loses their minds whenever these two are brought up.
 
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