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(TMZ)   Miley Cyrus, desperately trying to convince everyone her Bangerz tour is "educational," simulates oral sex on a Bill Clinton impersonator onstage in Canada   (tmz.com) divider line 118
    More: Sick, Bangerz, Bill Clinton, impersonators, Monica Lewinsky  
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2014-02-15 05:56:25 PM
Is this some sort of weird revenge for Bieber?

Anyway, she just seems to be imitating Madonna.
 
2014-02-15 06:40:01 PM
She's got friends in low places
 
2014-02-15 06:41:24 PM
That pixie cut always reminds me of what a coked-out Gwen Stefani would look like.
 
2014-02-15 06:44:21 PM
Dirty tongue-wagging, hair-shortening copycat!

jonesandb.com
 
2014-02-15 06:45:23 PM
Attention whore attention whoring.
 
2014-02-15 06:46:42 PM
Proof that Hillary Clinton was responsible for Bangherzi? I'm just asking questions.
 
2014-02-15 06:51:44 PM
She's trying so hard to be shocking that it's just sad and pathetic. She'd be more interesting if she stopped trying so hard.
 
2014-02-15 06:52:54 PM
www.rawstory.com

"What the hell!  You didn't need an impersonator!"
 
2014-02-15 06:56:58 PM

rynthetyn: She's trying so hard to be shocking that it's just sad and pathetic. She'd be more interesting if she stopped trying so hard.


Therein lies the entertainment, at least for me.
 
2014-02-15 07:00:40 PM
And Billy Ray masturbates in furious anger....
 
2014-02-15 07:01:28 PM

Solid State Vittles: rynthetyn: She's trying so hard to be shocking that it's just sad and pathetic. She'd be more interesting if she stopped trying so hard.

Therein lies the entertainment, at least for me.


This is what it looks like when a popstar dedicates her life to full-time trolling.
 
2014-02-15 07:05:27 PM
/random person walks into a random room anywhere in America.

/clears throat and clearly says "Oral Sex."

/non-zero percent of said room now cannot continue with their lives as before


//Full Frontal Slashies!
 
2014-02-15 07:07:02 PM
Trying too hard.
 
2014-02-15 07:08:38 PM

Old enough to know better: Trying too hard.


Yeeeeeeeep. Lame. Lame. Lame.
 
2014-02-15 07:14:48 PM
Once upon a time, watching Hannah Montana with my daughters, I thought she had pretty good comedic timing, and would do well post Disney as a comic actor.

Oh well.
 
2014-02-15 07:17:54 PM
Many years ago there was a thread about how Disney child stars all grow up to be stupid whores, and I defended Miley saying she seemed to have a good head on her shoulders and I thought she would grow up to be a decent person. Clearly I couldn't have been more wrong.
 
2014-02-15 07:18:43 PM
Who?
 
2014-02-15 07:21:03 PM

ClavellBCMI: Attention whore attention whoring.


Fixed.
 
2014-02-15 07:22:44 PM
She hooked on drugs, yet?
 
2014-02-15 07:24:28 PM
yes, yes I would.
 
2014-02-15 07:26:16 PM
i always kinda feel vicariously embarrassed for her
 
2014-02-15 07:31:44 PM

Old enough to know better: Trying too hard.


Really? At this point it seems like she's pretty effortlessly able to provoke exactly the reaction she wants. Pulling this kind of publicity stunt and getting no reaction - that's when she's got a problem.
 
2014-02-15 07:34:56 PM

Bslim: Who?


He was the 42nd president of the US, from 1993 to 2001.
 
2014-02-15 07:40:25 PM

Skyfrog: Many years ago there was a thread about how Disney child stars all grow up to be stupid whores, and I defended Miley saying she seemed to have a good head on her shoulders and I thought she would grow up to be a decent person. Clearly I couldn't have been more wrong.


You obviously didn't pray hard enough.  Really let Jesus get deep, deep inside you.
 
2014-02-15 07:44:02 PM
Yum obviously NSFW
 
2014-02-15 07:44:07 PM

elguerodiablo: Skyfrog: Many years ago there was a thread about how Disney child stars all grow up to be stupid whores, and I defended Miley saying she seemed to have a good head on her shoulders and I thought she would grow up to be a decent person. Clearly I couldn't have been more wrong.

You obviously didn't pray hard enough.  Really let Jesus get deep, deep inside you.


But don't let him steal your heroin.
 
2014-02-15 07:44:55 PM

The Numbers: Old enough to know better: Trying too hard.

Really? At this point it seems like she's pretty effortlessly able to provoke exactly the reaction she wants. Pulling this kind of publicity stunt and getting no reaction - that's when she's got a problem.


That time is fast approaching.

Pretty soon she'll have to fark a donkey on stage for attention.


Her act is insulting to those of us who grew up in the Madonna/Brittney/insert attention whore era. We were naive enough to think this was their "art" and they were soap boxes for our generation.

Miley's attempts cant even be misconstrued for art.

She'd earn my respect if she just admitted she was trying to be controversial and drop this whole B.S. "I'm just being me" fascade.
 
2014-02-15 07:44:59 PM

doloresonthedottedline: Solid State Vittles: rynthetyn: She's trying so hard to be shocking that it's just sad and pathetic. She'd be more interesting if she stopped trying so hard.

Therein lies the entertainment, at least for me.

This is what it looks like when a popstar dedicates her life to full-time trolling.


Thats my thoughts too.  I'm pretty constantly amused by her shennanigans.  I'm also very pro weed and ass shaking so I'm really glad she's incorporating that into her new image.  She is goosing the shiat out of the tightass middle americans she made all her money off of and it cracks me up.
 
2014-02-15 07:46:25 PM
The problem I have with her is very simple: she is not that hot. I don't know if I am just being superficial, but it kinda ruins it.
 
2014-02-15 07:47:41 PM
Impersonator Clinton confirms Bill was the first black president.
 
2014-02-15 07:49:26 PM
I would enjoy touching our pee pees together.
assets-s3.rollingstone.com
 
2014-02-15 07:52:10 PM

lecavalier: The problem I have with her is very simple: she is not that hot. I don't know if I am just being superficial, but it kinda ruins it.


I dunno. She looks kinda hot in Khaines link above. That could just be the make up, lighting and nudity though.
 
2014-02-15 07:52:17 PM

lecavalier: The problem I have with her is very simple: she is not that hot. I don't know if I am just being superficial, but it kinda ruins it.


No, that makes sense.

If we're going to be bombarded with attention whore coverage, she can at least be hot.

It also wouldnt hurt if she could sing
 
2014-02-15 07:52:32 PM
The Question is: Why are you guys all upset about a woman on stage doing what guys doing what she wants to do? I think it's her right and we have no right to say she can't. At least she's not 900lbs of lard and in a thong.
 
2014-02-15 07:55:32 PM

scotchcrotch: The Numbers: Old enough to know better: Trying too hard.

Really? At this point it seems like she's pretty effortlessly able to provoke exactly the reaction she wants. Pulling this kind of publicity stunt and getting no reaction - that's when she's got a problem.

That time is fast approaching.

Pretty soon she'll have to fark a donkey on stage for attention.


Her act is insulting to those of us who grew up in the Madonna/Brittney/insert attention whore era. We were naive enough to think this was their "art" and they were soap boxes for our generation.

Miley's attempts cant even be misconstrued for art.

She'd earn my respect if she just admitted she was trying to be controversial and drop this whole B.S. "I'm just being me" fascade.


That's rather the point. It isn't aimed at garnering your respect, it's about upsetting you, because the more her act is decried by everyone else, the more iconic it becomes to the tweeny girls who spend the big money on this crap.
 
2014-02-15 07:57:18 PM
Who is going to these shows? Parents aren't taking their kids anymore. Are there a bunch of 18 and 19-year-old fans who stuck with Miley?
 
2014-02-15 08:02:06 PM
We should have seen this one coming ages ago.

www.simpleindustries.com
 
2014-02-15 08:02:45 PM
img.fark.net

/Freshly made
//Sums it up
 
2014-02-15 08:05:13 PM
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com

I prefer her with long hair and a couple extra pounds. But at that age, the vagina tastes like condensed milk.

i.dailymail.co.uk
This is what it would like slippin' in through the back door.
 
2014-02-15 08:05:34 PM

Just do porn already!

 
2014-02-15 08:07:53 PM
img2-1.timeinc.net
 
2014-02-15 08:08:35 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 08:09:27 PM

alice_600: The Question is: Why are you guys all upset about a woman on stage doing what guys doing what she wants to do? I think it's her right and we have no right to say she can't. At least she's not 900lbs of lard and in a thong.

 
2014-02-15 08:11:40 PM

scotchcrotch: lecavalier: The problem I have with her is very simple: she is not that hot. I don't know if I am just being superficial, but it kinda ruins it.

No, that makes sense.

If we're going to be bombarded with attention whore coverage, she can at least be hot.

It also wouldnt hurt if she could sing



I also agree.  Not hot at all.  I looked at that link with her topless and it was a big "meh".  She doesn't interest me at all.

/Will wait anxiously for the picture of "you know how I know you're gay" to be posted.
 
2014-02-15 08:18:33 PM
I've seen a Tijuana Donkey Show but this is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.
 
2014-02-15 08:20:31 PM

alice_600: The Question is: Why are you guys all upset about a woman on stage doing what guys doing what she wants to do? I think it's her right and we have no right to say she can't. At least she's not 900lbs of lard and in a thong.


Jesus and tiny penises are afraid of sexually powerful women.  I think its because they might know what an orgasm is and may even expect one during sex.
 
2014-02-15 08:26:44 PM

lecavalier: The problem I have with her is very simple: she is not that hot. I don't know if I am just being superficial, but it kinda ruins it.


I think she looks kinda slutty hot. Like if you went to a bar and wanted a one nighter you'd probably try her first. Not like beautiful, but hot like she'd probably toss your salad.

I also don't care about her attention whoring. That is literally her job: getting and keeping attention.

Regardless if it comes from rebellious teenage girls who worship her or middle aged computer chair humping desk jockeys who claim to hate her on the Internet yet secretly fap to her later. Attention is attention and it gets her paid.

Not to mention she's hardly the first to do the same act. You want to criticize her for being derivative, it's valid if pointless (since there's always going to be shock rockers and chicks wiling to act slutty on stage for fame) criticism. But criticizing her for attention whoring is like criticizing water for being wet.
 
2014-02-15 08:27:10 PM

elguerodiablo: alice_600: The Question is: Why are you guys all upset about a woman on stage doing what guys doing what she wants to do? I think it's her right and we have no right to say she can't. At least she's not 900lbs of lard and in a thong.

Jesus and tiny penises are afraid of sexually powerful women.  I think its because they might know what an orgasm is and may even expect one during sex.


Wait, you're saying this about Miley?  That is the most unintentionally hilarious thing I've read today.
 
2014-02-15 08:27:55 PM

alice_600: The Question is: Why are you guys all upset about a woman on stage doing what guys doing what she wants to do? I think it's her right and we have no right to say she can't. At least she's not 900lbs of lard and in a thong.


It's not a question of whether she "can" or "can't," it's a matter of this kind of "shock" (or "shtick") has been done already, almost 30 years ago, by Madonna.  And repeated countless times by others.

It's old, it's boring.  When Madonna did it, she relied upon the outrage that ensued.  Cyrus relies on doing it repeatedly and having a PR team get every media outlet possible to put her antics on every website out there.

We get it Miley, you're not Hannah Montana anymore.  Put your tongue back in your mouth and stop with the imitation sex.  It's starting to look embarrassing.
 
2014-02-15 08:29:30 PM

Skyfrog: [img2-1.timeinc.net image 600x450]


Well that's horrifying.
 
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