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2014-02-15 01:29:21 PM
I like the "OH SHIAT!" look he gives the other diver.
 
2014-02-15 01:43:59 PM
Just like the guy in Paris that asked to take our picture, Clark.
 
2014-02-15 01:52:38 PM

Mentat: I like the "OH SHIAT!" look he gives the other diver.


Because if the octopus had decided to latch onto the regulator or mask, he would have been in a *HEAP* of trouble.
 
2014-02-15 01:57:20 PM
Do tasers work underwater?

mythbusters?
 
2014-02-15 02:11:51 PM

snocone: Do tasers work underwater?

mythbusters?


I think an underwater taser would be an AOE weapon.
 
2014-02-15 02:14:21 PM
"Wgah'nagl fhtagn paparazzi!!!"
 
2014-02-15 02:14:36 PM
And here we see the elusive Kanye West Octopus...........
 
2014-02-15 02:14:56 PM

Deacon Blue: snocone: Do tasers work underwater?

mythbusters?

I think an underwater taser would be an AOE weapon.


Eels and salamanders work.
 
2014-02-15 02:16:03 PM
Like something out of a James Bond movie.   Or Ed Wood.
 
2014-02-15 02:21:18 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-02-15 02:27:05 PM
Simple.  It's starving because its natural prey, goldfish, are detecting and avoiding the radioactivity it's picked up from nuclear bomb testing.
 
2014-02-15 02:35:09 PM

snocone: Deacon Blue: snocone: Do tasers work underwater?

mythbusters?

I think an underwater taser would be an AOE weapon.

Eels and salamanders work.


I'll try one in the bath tonight. If you don't hear from me again, it was a bad idea.
 
2014-02-15 02:38:03 PM
I can has camra?

"No can haz"
 
2014-02-15 02:47:05 PM
IIRC octopi? have these badass beak-like structures that can bite the hell out you. Fark that I'm staying on land.
 
2014-02-15 02:50:14 PM
Did they happen to find Sieur Clubin's belt down there?
 
2014-02-15 02:55:20 PM
looks like my first wife.
 
2014-02-15 02:57:04 PM

Deacon Blue: snocone: Do tasers work underwater?

mythbusters?

I think an underwater taser would be an AOE weapon.


With one hell of a saving throw.
 
2014-02-15 02:57:32 PM
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
 
2014-02-15 02:57:35 PM
That octopus is getting pretty ballsy for something so delicious.
 
2014-02-15 03:06:57 PM
If I want to take your picture, post it online to forever mock and humiliate you for the entire world to enjoy, I'm going to do so and *you're going to like it!!*
 
2014-02-15 03:07:02 PM
What does this octopus has to hide? I bet he's a terrorist!.
 
2014-02-15 03:12:05 PM

reubendaley: IIRC octopi? have these badass beak-like structures that can bite the hell out you. Fark that I'm staying on land.


Octopuses is preferred.  Octopodes and octopi are acceptable.

And, yes, whatever you call them, they do have badass beaks.
 
2014-02-15 03:30:30 PM
Hide all the Japanese schoolgirls!
 
2014-02-15 03:33:12 PM
I'll bet that f*cker would taste awesome barbecued with some salt and lemon.
 
2014-02-15 03:40:51 PM
s3.roosterteeth.com
 
2014-02-15 03:49:34 PM
Diving partners David Malvestuto Warren Murray were about 80-feet below the surface of Bluefish Cove in Carmel, California, when this eight-legged freak emerged ready to tussle. It grabbed hold of the gear, but once Murray started snapping pics the flash freaked out the aggressive cephalopod and it swam away.

OR

Larry was minding his business about 80-feet below the surface of Bluefish Cove in Carmel, California, when this two-legged freak emerged ready to start flashing lights in his face.  Larry grabbed hold of their gear, but once it started snapping pics the flash pissed Larry off and he swam away.
 
2014-02-15 03:58:30 PM
It's like the Sean Penn of the Sea.
 
2014-02-15 04:07:03 PM

optikeye: It's like the Sean Penn of the Sea.


DAMNIT!

Came here to say precisely that.
 
2014-02-15 04:28:45 PM

optikeye: It's like the Sean Penn of the Sea.


Ha ha ha.
 
2014-02-15 04:58:36 PM
Octopi are farking cool, and smart as hell.
 
2014-02-15 05:09:14 PM

eraser8: reubendaley: IIRC octopi? have these badass beak-like structures that can bite the hell out you. Fark that I'm staying on land.

Octopuses is preferred.  Octopodes and octopi are acceptable.

And, yes, whatever you call them, they do have badass beaks.


And they're learning how to walk on land.
 
2014-02-15 05:11:56 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 05:31:59 PM
Whassup homie?

www.ourprg.com
 
2014-02-15 05:47:12 PM
Lucky it didn't us it's psionic powers on him.

Obscure?
 
2014-02-15 05:54:30 PM
You wouldn't believe what happened to me the other day, Ed. These two massive aliens started following me and one of them started coming after me with this creepy looking machine that started flashing this blinding light and making these grinding noises. Thank goodness I managed to fark the thing up and get out of there, I thought he was going to rip me in two with it.
 
2014-02-15 05:55:36 PM
Sir?  Excuse me, sir??  Would you like to hear the words of our dark lord, Chthulhu??
 
2014-02-15 07:21:40 PM

EdNortonsTwin: Lucky it didn't us it's psionic powers on him.

Obscure?


3.bp.blogspot.com

Not really.
 
2014-02-15 07:34:54 PM
It's almost as if they knew that was going to happen.
 
2014-02-15 08:02:37 PM

stuffy: snocone: Deacon Blue: snocone: Do tasers work underwater?

mythbusters?

I think an underwater taser would be an AOE weapon.

Eels and salamanders work.

I'll try one in the bath tonight. If you don't hear from me again, it was a bad idea.


Gotta do it at least twice.
Once in salt water to make sure.
 
2014-02-16 12:55:24 AM

snocone: Do tasers work underwater?

mythbusters?


It would probably be like the Trident in the original Quake.  You still managed to get positive kills if there were two or more other people in the water with you.
 
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