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2014-02-15 09:41:32 AM  
'Literally within minutes of the wire going live, the sin-obsessed left swooped in like a swarm of hate-filled locusts ' Okay, so people were just sitting around hitting F5 on a non-live domain just waiting for a conservative web site to appear there so they could talk about anal sex.

Um, why does this strike me as unlikely.

'Indeed, there are many on the left who, like "Columbia," would love to see me and every other Bible-believing Christian fired, jailed or even executed.' Okay now we know for certain he's delusional and has a persecution complex.
 
2014-02-15 09:48:12 AM  

gaslight: 'Literally within minutes of the wire going live, the sin-obsessed left swooped in like a swarm of hate-filled locusts ' Okay, so people were just sitting around hitting F5 on a non-live domain just waiting for a conservative web site to appear there so they could talk about anal sex.

Um, why does this strike me as unlikely.

'Indeed, there are many on the left who, like "Columbia," would love to see me and every other Bible-believing Christian fired, jailed or even executed.' Okay now we know for certain he's delusional and has a persecution complex.


Executed? No. But the ideas would be best left in the dustbin of history.
 
2014-02-15 10:00:39 AM  

gaslight: 'Literally within minutes of the wire going live, the sin-obsessed left swooped in like a swarm of hate-filled locusts ' Okay, so people were just sitting around hitting F5 on a non-live domain just waiting for a conservative web site to appear there so they could talk about anal sex.

Um, why does this strike me as unlikely.

'Indeed, there are many on the left who, like "Columbia," would love to see me and every other Bible-believing Christian fired, jailed or even executed.' Okay now we know for certain he's delusional and has a persecution complex.


Pretty much everything from where he said "This past week I, along with a group of fellow Christians, embarked on a new venture." to "And it won't end well for those who refuse to surrender to Him." made me know for certain he's delusional.

It makes me question the importance I put on objective reality and rational thought when I see people like this who go through their whole lives living in a fantasy world, yet still surviving.
 
2014-02-15 10:10:25 AM  

gaslight: 'Literally within minutes of the wire going live, the sin-obsessed left swooped in like a swarm of hate-filled locusts ' Okay, so people were just sitting around hitting F5 on a non-live domain just waiting for a conservative web site to appear there so they could talk about anal sex.

Um, why does this strike me as unlikely.

'Indeed, there are many on the left who, like "Columbia," would love to see me and every other Bible-believing Christian fired, jailed or even executed.' Okay now we know for certain he's delusional and has a persecution complex.


It's all about the sodomy with us.
 
2014-02-15 10:13:38 AM  
At least wnd is self aware enough to put Syrian Christians on their persecution chart.

No one in the US is gonna take you out back and blow your head off with an ak for loving jeebus.
 
2014-02-15 10:15:09 AM  
I like the poll at the end, where the real persecution of Syrian Christians is mentioned and then buried under an avalanche of end-times and Obama=antichrist votes.
 
2014-02-15 10:15:24 AM  
I really do not want to click on this link. What are they babbling about now?
 
2014-02-15 10:15:45 AM  

winterbraid: I like the poll at the end, where the real persecution of Syrian Christians is mentioned and then buried under an avalanche of end-times and Obama=antichrist votes.


Yeah I just noticed that last one

I retract my earlier comment
 
2014-02-15 10:16:21 AM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Syrian Christians


winterbraid: Syrian Christians



*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-02-15 10:18:04 AM  

winterbraid: Doktor_Zhivago: Syrian Christians

winterbraid: Syrian Christians


*shakes tiny fist*


ITS A SIGN OF LIVING IN THE END OF DAYS
 
2014-02-15 10:21:16 AM  

gaslight: 'Literally within minutes of the wire going live, the sin-obsessed left swooped in like a swarm of hate-filled locusts ' Okay, so people were just sitting around hitting F5 on a non-live domain just waiting for a conservative web site to appear there so they could talk about anal sex.

Um, why does this strike me as unlikely.

'Indeed, there are many on the left who, like "Columbia," would love to see me and every other Bible-believing Christian fired, jailed or even executed.' Okay now we know for certain he's delusional and has a persecution complex.


Yeah, most of us reserve that for the delusional Christians who think that God told them to spread hate and suffering. If you're doing that, you may want to reread the Bible without an agenda and without someone telling you what they think you're reading. But most of modern "Christianity" is Matthew 6:5 in action anyway.
 
2014-02-15 10:22:35 AM  
Not giving WND a click.  Is there a specific cause for his ranting, or is it just the usual "I'm oppressed by the existence of dissent/anyone who doesn't think like I do is pure evil" babbling?
 
2014-02-15 10:24:27 AM  
beausic.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-15 10:25:04 AM  
Makes you wonder how many of these guys go to a church funded by socialism?

/* Big hint: ALL churches are funded by socialism in a form of tax payer funded subsidies of low or no taxes
 
2014-02-15 10:25:16 AM  
I could do better
 
2014-02-15 10:26:18 AM  
You people are so negative.

Look on the bright side:  all any of us has to do is wake up in the morning, and we've succeeded in oppressing the whole lot of these assholes.
 
2014-02-15 10:28:09 AM  

ginandbacon: I really do not want to click on this link. What are they babbling about now?


Well boiled down to its simplest terms it reads something like this:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-15 10:31:28 AM  
I want to know more about this Scott Lively thing. Is this a civil suit being pressed against him, or could it result in actual jail time? If the latter, I am extremely uneasy about it. If the former and the worst that could happen to him is that he has his pants sued off and loses everything, I say go for it!
 
2014-02-15 10:33:09 AM  

ScaryBottles: ginandbacon: I really do not want to click on this link. What are they babbling about now?

Well boiled down to its simplest terms it reads something like this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 291x320]


Ahhhh. So I missed something earth-shattering then. I think I'll go back to the kitchen.
 
2014-02-15 10:36:24 AM  
Should we tell him the word is barbed wire?
 
2014-02-15 10:37:40 AM  
WND: ok maybe I'll check out this derp while I poo for a good laugh. Matt Barber? aw hell no, not reading this I don't care what he says I already know it's going to be false self-victimization and totally incoherent; at least Mr. Sexy Tom of Finland Pornstach Joseph Farah can write a cogent sentence, full of derp, but you can follow the thought.
 
2014-02-15 10:37:46 AM  

ginandbacon: ScaryBottles: ginandbacon: I really do not want to click on this link. What are they babbling about now?

Well boiled down to its simplest terms it reads something like this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 291x320]

Ahhhh. So I missed something earth-shattering then. I think I'll go back to the kitchen.


For those who prefer text:

Why don't ya'll quit bein' so mean to us!
 
2014-02-15 10:43:48 AM  

LikeALeafOnTheWind: Should we tell him the word is barbed wire?


He probably won't admit to the desire to benefit from the movie title. Instead he'll say he arrived at Barbwire because he's "Barber" and it's like the "AP Wire" and so it's "Barber Wire" shortened to "Barbwire" and shouldn't in any way be assumed to have been inspired by the movie title.
 
2014-02-15 10:44:08 AM  
Oh look another article  written by the person selling the product, yep  it's WND alright.
 
2014-02-15 10:44:36 AM  

ScaryBottles: ginandbacon: ScaryBottles: ginandbacon: I really do not want to click on this link. What are they babbling about now?

Well boiled down to its simplest terms it reads something like this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 291x320]

Ahhhh. So I missed something earth-shattering then. I think I'll go back to the kitchen.

For those who prefer text:

Why don't ya'll quit bein' so mean to us!


If they promise to shut it, I'll bake them a cake.
 
2014-02-15 10:45:23 AM  

MrBallou: gaslight: 'Literally within minutes of the wire going live, the sin-obsessed left swooped in like a swarm of hate-filled locusts ' Okay, so people were just sitting around hitting F5 on a non-live domain just waiting for a conservative web site to appear there so they could talk about anal sex.

Um, why does this strike me as unlikely.

'Indeed, there are many on the left who, like "Columbia," would love to see me and every other Bible-believing Christian fired, jailed or even executed.' Okay now we know for certain he's delusional and has a persecution complex.

Pretty much everything from where he said "This past week I, along with a group of fellow Christians, embarked on a new venture." to "And it won't end well for those who refuse to surrender to Him." made me know for certain he's delusional.

It makes me question the importance I put on objective reality and rational thought when I see people like this who go through their whole lives living in a fantasy world, yet still surviving.


And it's never a  good fantasy.  For crying out loud, go have FUN delusions, you assholes - like you're sent to this earth to head the International Swimsuit Model Jell-O Wrestling Association.
 
2014-02-15 10:56:14 AM  

clambam: I want to know more about this Scott Lively thing. Is this a civil suit being pressed against him, or could it result in actual jail time? If the latter, I am extremely uneasy about it. If the former and the worst that could happen to him is that he has his pants sued off and loses everything, I say go for it!


Google the guy. Amoung other things, it's alleged that he helped write/engineer the Ugandan anti gay laws. (He's an attorney.)
 
2014-02-15 11:00:01 AM  

LikeALeafOnTheWind: Should we tell him the word is barbed wire?


I thought the world was a vampire.
 
2014-02-15 11:01:25 AM  

Mike_1962: clambam: I want to know more about this Scott Lively thing. Is this a civil suit being pressed against him, or could it result in actual jail time? If the latter, I am extremely uneasy about it. If the former and the worst that could happen to him is that he has his pants sued off and loses everything, I say go for it!

Google the guy. Amoung other things, it's alleged that he helped write/engineer the Ugandan anti gay laws. (He's an attorney.)


I did google him, and there was nothing in anything I read about potential penalties if he loses the case. Could he go to jail? Could he be sent to the Hague for trial as a war criminal? Could he be fined, or sued for damages? I realize it's new case law (which I find worrisome to begin with) but it's not really clear whether he is being pursued on a criminal or civil basis.
 
2014-02-15 11:03:48 AM  
totalitarian left?
 
2014-02-15 11:04:13 AM  

ginandbacon: I really do not want to click on this link. What are they babbling about now?


"People who disagree with us exist, and we'll make up a bunch of stories to show how they're the real intolerant ones."
 
2014-02-15 11:05:29 AM  

MrBallou: It makes me question the importance I put on objective reality and rational thought when I see people like this who go through their whole lives living in a fantasy world, yet still surviving


He's completely faking it, so that the delusional masses will feel compelled to send him money.  Religion is the oldest scam in history.
 
2014-02-15 11:07:03 AM  
The operational principle here is projection. That they imagine their 'enemies' to be sin obsessed says more about them than anyone else. Speaking of which, it's been a while since we've had an accidentally outed republican staffer who's been busted propositioning a policeman in a toilet.
 
2014-02-15 11:11:00 AM  

clambam: Mike_1962: clambam: I want to know more about this Scott Lively thing. Is this a civil suit being pressed against him, or could it result in actual jail time? If the latter, I am extremely uneasy about it. If the former and the worst that could happen to him is that he has his pants sued off and loses everything, I say go for it!

Google the guy. Amoung other things, it's alleged that he helped write/engineer the Ugandan anti gay laws. (He's an attorney.)

I did google him, and there was nothing in anything I read about potential penalties if he loses the case. Could he go to jail? Could he be sent to the Hague for trial as a war criminal? Could he be fined, or sued for damages? I realize it's new case law (which I find worrisome to begin with) but it's not really clear whether he is being pursued on a criminal or civil basis.


Ah. Well, currently the case against him is a lawsuit so it's civil. As far as being sent to the Hague, I'm pretty sure the US doesn't do that since you don't support the ICC.
 
2014-02-15 11:13:01 AM  

Doktor_Zhivago: At least wnd is self aware enough to put Syrian Christians on their persecution chart.

No one in the US is gonna take you out back and blow your head off with an ak for loving jeebus.


While in the US that might happen to you if you're not Christian. Praise Jesus!
 
2014-02-15 11:14:30 AM  

make me some tea: gaslight: 'Literally within minutes of the wire going live, the sin-obsessed left swooped in like a swarm of hate-filled locusts ' Okay, so people were just sitting around hitting F5 on a non-live domain just waiting for a conservative web site to appear there so they could talk about anal sex.

Um, why does this strike me as unlikely.

'Indeed, there are many on the left who, like "Columbia," would love to see me and every other Bible-believing Christian fired, jailed or even executed.' Okay now we know for certain he's delusional and has a persecution complex.

It's all about the sodomy with us.


Either that, or he's projecting.
 
2014-02-15 11:16:27 AM  
Relativists beware: Truth B.told here.

[[lolwut.jpg]]
 
2014-02-15 11:20:15 AM  

Mike_1962: clambam: Mike_1962: clambam: I want to know more about this Scott Lively thing. Is this a civil suit being pressed against him, or could it result in actual jail time? If the latter, I am extremely uneasy about it. If the former and the worst that could happen to him is that he has his pants sued off and loses everything, I say go for it!

Google the guy. Amoung other things, it's alleged that he helped write/engineer the Ugandan anti gay laws. (He's an attorney.)

I did google him, and there was nothing in anything I read about potential penalties if he loses the case. Could he go to jail? Could he be sent to the Hague for trial as a war criminal? Could he be fined, or sued for damages? I realize it's new case law (which I find worrisome to begin with) but it's not really clear whether he is being pursued on a criminal or civil basis.

Ah. Well, currently the case against him is a lawsuit so it's civil. As far as being sent to the Hague, I'm pretty sure the US doesn't do that since you don't support the ICC.


In that case, sue away! Nail him to a wall!
 
2014-02-15 11:21:34 AM  

gaslight: 'Indeed, there are many on the left who, like "Columbia," would love to see me and every other Bible-believing Christian fired, jailed or even executed.'


No, we just want you to stop acting like jerks.
 
2014-02-15 11:22:59 AM  

clambam: Mike_1962: clambam: Mike_1962: clambam: I want to know more about this Scott Lively thing. Is this a civil suit being pressed against him, or could it result in actual jail time? If the latter, I am extremely uneasy about it. If the former and the worst that could happen to him is that he has his pants sued off and loses everything, I say go for it!

Google the guy. Amoung other things, it's alleged that he helped write/engineer the Ugandan anti gay laws. (He's an attorney.)

I did google him, and there was nothing in anything I read about potential penalties if he loses the case. Could he go to jail? Could he be sent to the Hague for trial as a war criminal? Could he be fined, or sued for damages? I realize it's new case law (which I find worrisome to begin with) but it's not really clear whether he is being pursued on a criminal or civil basis.

Ah. Well, currently the case against him is a lawsuit so it's civil. As far as being sent to the Hague, I'm pretty sure the US doesn't do that since you don't support the ICC.

In that case, sue away! Nail him to a wall!


Agreed!
 
2014-02-15 11:23:40 AM  

ginandbacon: ScaryBottles: ginandbacon: ScaryBottles: ginandbacon: I really do not want to click on this link. What are they babbling about now?

Well boiled down to its simplest terms it reads something like this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 291x320]

Ahhhh. So I missed something earth-shattering then. I think I'll go back to the kitchen.

For those who prefer text:

Why don't ya'll quit bein' so mean to us!

If they promise to shut it, I'll bake them a cake.


A wedding cake?
 
2014-02-15 11:24:26 AM  
The whole thing reads like this.... We have a new website. The liberals will hate us for it. It's all about our religious right to persecute others while whining about our own non-existent persecution.
 
2014-02-15 11:34:27 AM  
It saddens me that people actually put their efforts into nonsense like this, and will surely make buttloads of cash from it, while I've been working at a regular, non-persecuting job for over a decade, that I just found out this morning is likely to be outsourced in a couple of months. Good times. "Yes, we know you've worked hard, Bacon... That's why we'd like you to stay on with the company at half the pay and zero benefits!"

8:30 am? Sounds like a great time to read Derp on WND and get farking trashed on whatever alcohol I can find around this dump.
 
2014-02-15 11:36:36 AM  
News Flash: there are lots and lots of conscious scammers in the right wing.

/As in every scam, the people who are taken are there to be taken.
//Dumbos, haters, perpetually aggrieved types.
///Tempting. But no.
 
2014-02-15 11:37:10 AM  
If you were a real conservative you would send this guy some money.
 
2014-02-15 11:37:31 AM  

MmmmBacon: It saddens me that people actually put their efforts into nonsense like this, and will surely make buttloads of cash from it, while I've been working at a regular, non-persecuting job for over a decade, that I just found out this morning is likely to be outsourced in a couple of months. Good times. "Yes, we know you've worked hard, Bacon... That's why we'd like you to stay on with the company at half the pay and zero benefits!"

8:30 am? Sounds like a great time to read Derp on WND and get farking trashed on whatever alcohol I can find around this dump.


It is quite profitable making money off of fools, and if you tell them they're smart, great  wonderful and the other guy is the problem they'll give you even more.
 
2014-02-15 11:38:00 AM  
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Hells Ya, Biatches!!!
 
2014-02-15 11:40:09 AM  

yakmans_dad: News Flash: there are lots and lots of conscious scammers in the right wing.

/As in every scam, the people who are taken are there to be taken.
//Dumbos, haters, perpetually aggrieved types.
///Tempting. But no.


I'm just kind of amazed at how blatant they are about it too.  I guess the people they scam are so grateful to have someone out there who isn't calling them a bigot dumbass that all their defenses are down.
 
2014-02-15 11:41:55 AM  

yakmans_dad: News Flash: there are lots and lots of conscious scammers in the right wing.


workersbravo.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-15 11:45:06 AM  
Ah, the hate filled left. Are there no depths to which they won't descend?
 
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