Walker: What kid of moron walks up to a wild moose?
Walker: What knid of moron walks up to a wild moose?
Trocadero: [static.fjcdn.com image 640x480]But does it have bees in its mouth?
Rozinante: Møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.Moose are more dangerous than bears. Whenever I'm in the woods and start to see lots of moose droppings, I turn around.
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