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(Sun News Network)   Smithers, release the moose   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 27
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2014-02-15 11:36:46 AM  
What kid of moron walks up to a wild moose?
 
2014-02-15 11:57:55 AM  

Walker: What kid of moron walks up to a wild moose?


The kind of moron who lives in Smithers?
 
2014-02-15 11:58:12 AM  
A møøse once bit my sister
 
2014-02-15 11:59:26 AM  

Walker: What knid of moron walks up to a wild moose?


A squirrely one hunting down Russians?
 
2014-02-15 12:01:04 PM  
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But does it have bees in its mouth?
 
2014-02-15 12:02:17 PM  
Still not as scary as the Robotic Richard Simmons!

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2014-02-15 12:06:41 PM  
Møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.

Moose are more dangerous than bears. Whenever I'm in the woods and start to see lots of moose droppings, I turn around.
 
2014-02-15 12:10:19 PM  
CSB: Last summer we were driving along highway #3 and a moose just straight up runs out onto the road and starts running beside me. I had to swerve into the opposite lane to avoid him.

Those motherfarkers just don't give a shiat.
 
2014-02-15 12:10:27 PM  
Excellent

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2014-02-15 12:17:25 PM  

Walker: What kid of moron walks up to a wild moose?


*raises hand*
 
2014-02-15 12:22:49 PM  
That is how mooses get into moose gangs.
 
2014-02-15 12:32:34 PM  
Bring me the head of Captain Kangaroo.

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2014-02-15 12:45:24 PM  

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But does it have bees in its mouth?


Thanks.
Saved me the time.
 
2014-02-15 12:48:07 PM  
Moosen, subby. The plural of moose is moosen.
 
2014-02-15 12:53:17 PM  
Meese?
 
2014-02-15 12:54:07 PM  
The Moose was probably in the employ of the CBC.
 
2014-02-15 01:19:17 PM  
Done in 3
 
2014-02-15 01:38:15 PM  
Attacking someone from behind isn't exactly a defensive action...
 
2014-02-15 01:39:31 PM  
I'm from Smithers so I'm getting a kick....

We always had tons of moose in our yard when I lived there. I would never walk up to one though. Those things can be dangerous
 
2014-02-15 01:48:22 PM  

Rozinante: Møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.

Moose are more dangerous than bears. Whenever I'm in the woods and start to see lots of moose droppings, I turn around.


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wtf?
 
2014-02-15 02:08:05 PM  
Jan Smithers  (Bailey Quarters from WKRP)

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2014-02-15 02:09:58 PM  

Walker: What kid of moron walks up to a wild moose?


It wasn't a kid.
 
2014-02-15 02:11:24 PM  
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2014-02-15 02:20:25 PM  
So the word 'smithereens' was born by someone being... chopped by a moose in a small BC town?
 
2014-02-15 02:47:32 PM  
I think I'll walk past this huge ill-tempered near-sighted beast as if it was a lawn statue. What could go wrong?
 
2014-02-15 02:58:34 PM  
You'd think someone living in BC would know to keep their distance from a Moose. They are aggressive pricks. See also, Bison.
 
2014-02-15 04:22:32 PM  
mynd you, møøse bites can be nasti
 
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