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(WPTV)   Body found on conveyor belt at recycling center. GO GREEN   (wptv.com) divider line 20
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2238 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2014 at 11:22 AM (23 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-15 11:05:20 AM
Go Soylent Green!!
 
2014-02-15 11:08:25 AM

www.tshirtbordello.com

 
2014-02-15 11:22:12 AM
Police are calling the case a 'death investigation.'

That's some mighty fine technical lingo there, Lou.

Probably won't be able to charge anyone with violating recycling regulations, though. I checked our local rules and they mention that things like styrofoam, clamshell packaging, and greasy pizza boxes cannot be recycled, but there's nothing that says dead bodies cannot. This will make disposing of dead hookers so much easier.
 
2014-02-15 11:26:20 AM
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2014-02-15 11:27:54 AM
laughingsquid.com
 
2014-02-15 11:46:22 AM
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Aww, lookie here. Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!
 
2014-02-15 11:48:15 AM
Even before I clicked the thread, I knew the Boobies would be Soylent Green.
 
2014-02-15 11:51:11 AM
Came for just one Soylent reference.  Leaving overdosed and near death, as was your plan all along, Subby.
 
2014-02-15 12:10:42 PM
Go White!
 
2014-02-15 12:27:39 PM
Ok - now, see?  This is the problem with introducing "single stream" neighborhood recycling bins, in Florida.

/I think it's why Florida made it illegal to just burn "rubbish" in your back yard, in the first place.
 
2014-02-15 12:30:56 PM
Annoyed HOA member:  BODIES GO INTO THE WASTE BINS, NOT THE RECYCLING BINS! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU!
 
2014-02-15 12:59:10 PM
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"PEEK-A-BOO! And you thought I was in a can of tuna under Giants Stadium this whole time!"
 
2014-02-15 01:01:45 PM
It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks, and become one with all the people.
 
2014-02-15 01:22:43 PM

mactobain: Go White!


"On the banks of the Red Cedar..."
 
2014-02-15 04:55:21 PM
Pretty meta there, subby.

Go Green (recycling, recycling people, cry for green light)
 
2014-02-15 05:01:27 PM
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2014-02-15 05:34:05 PM
Make Room! Make Room!
 
2014-02-15 06:03:39 PM
So that's where they send the 'empties'.

/The World's Ends reference.
 
2014-02-15 06:22:41 PM
shouldn't this be a 'follow up'???
 
2014-02-16 12:36:26 PM
Food goes in the disposal, hair and flesh go in the trash!
 
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