MemeSlave: How does the whole after-prom sex thing work?
Zearo Kool: I dated a little person once when I was 15, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies. It's pretty amazing how their bodies are in some ways like full-sized adults and some ways like little baby dwarf midget children, like an infant or a doll except they move on their own. For example hair. The hair on a pygmy is the same as it is on a larger person. Sometimes there's not as much of it except where it grows. So we went to get a pizza one night, and I set her on the pinball machine. Well she got excited and broke the glass, which cut into her spinal column. I didn't have anything to close the wound or stop the bleeding, so I put her in a bag and took her to my Aunt Faith's house three blocks away, who had a big Singer sewing machine. Well again I couldn't get her lined up on the machine, and the bobbin wouldn't go high enough. It was so sad. By this time I think she was getting sleepy - at least she had stopped crying and yelling. But I had promised her we would go cow-tipping, and so I changed the bag to one without a bunch of blood inside it and brought her over to the neighbor's ranch. But there were no cows left to tip because they had all been turned inside-out by a UFO that was parked in the corner. It started up when we got there and stayed there like a hovering sombrero. I wondered what to do to get away, so I held up the bag. A beam of light came and the bag slowly became two-dimensional and faded away. Luckily my hand was okay. It was really weird that no one ever asked me any questions about her after that. Maybe they didn't notice I was out with a midget because she was small and then I had her in the bag. Anyway I never got a chance to have sex with her and now I'm too old to get a 15-year old. Maybe I can find a woman with cerebral palsy or something. They usually don't get very big either as far as I know.
AbiNormal: You would have to have a child size penis to have sex with her.
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