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(Mirror.co.uk)   If there's one good thing that can be said about being Britain's smallest teenager it's that no one else will be wearing the same dress as you at the school prom   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 38
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2014-02-15 09:24:07 AM
Britain's smallest teenager? So what, she's only 14 stone?
 
2014-02-15 09:24:33 AM
How does the whole after-prom sex thing work?
 
2014-02-15 09:25:22 AM
There are a bunch of guys that are ecstatic that the Sadie Hawkins Dance is not a UK tradition...well, except Tim.
 
2014-02-15 09:27:04 AM
She can borrow Barbie's prom dress
 
2014-02-15 09:27:08 AM

MemeSlave: How does the whole after-prom sex thing work?


Basically, after prom, you go somewhere and have sex.
 
2014-02-15 09:27:34 AM
OH HELLO VERY MUCH EVERYONE. I have read the article of this and feel that it is the sad thing she cannot do the tea kettle lifting but I also did the readings of the comments of these and did you all see the comment of the Steffens Steffens? I am so much of the excitement for the opportunity she has done the provision of in this article. Perhaps she is raising the money for this girl? I do not know.
 
2014-02-15 09:28:08 AM

MemeSlave: How does the whole after-prom sex thing work?


i'm picturing something simular to a ventriliquists act
 
2014-02-15 09:29:33 AM
I'd let her go up on me.
 
2014-02-15 09:30:37 AM
I can't fap to this.
 
2014-02-15 09:33:34 AM
Spinner

/seat on the bus reserved
 
2014-02-15 09:34:44 AM
Wondered why Georgia (sing the song!) couldn't learn to swim; electric wheelchair explains much.
 
2014-02-15 09:35:50 AM
She also makes a lovely broach.
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 09:43:09 AM

RayD8: I'd let her go up on me.


I LoL'ed
 
2014-02-15 09:55:05 AM
Spinner

/I'll have a seat over there
 
2014-02-15 09:55:32 AM
Sounds like she has a great attitude; I hope she's able to get the wheelchair that would make her life a little easier.
 
2014-02-15 10:02:56 AM
Can you imagine how small her panties are?  I mean they must be doll sized and if they are bikini style panties.... I wonder what color she likes.  Lavender I bet!

/just wondering
//I'll have a seat somewhere over there.
 
2014-02-15 10:18:37 AM

MemeSlave: How does the whole after-prom sex thing work?


She'd be like a human fleshlight.
 
2014-02-15 10:21:46 AM
Creepy brit mutants are creepy.
 
2014-02-15 10:27:11 AM

adm_crunch: MemeSlave: How does the whole after-prom sex thing work?

She'd be like a human fleshlight.


So it goes...
If you're cruel to a woman.
But--
Pamper her,
She puffs with conceit.
You don't suit her fancy,
Her rage can't be beat.
Reprove her, she cries,
And deceive her--before
YOUR EYES,
Two sprouting horns
Of jealousy arise.
But--
Just knock her off
And she'll haunt you
She will.
A woman is a fearful thing--
Though we can't do without them,
Best take care, best take care--
A woman is a fearful thing
Korya Korya kora

Geisha song

(just in case I lose the picture book again)
 
2014-02-15 10:27:54 AM
Fantastic comments.

yeah, my first thought was how she could have sex.
 
2014-02-15 10:33:50 AM

Coconice: Fantastic comments.

yeah, my first thought was how she could have sex.


Mine was that I hope she is sterilized. Pregnancy would kill her.
 
2014-02-15 10:36:24 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 10:38:15 AM
You would have to have a child size penis to have sex with her.
 
2014-02-15 10:42:14 AM

bim1154: Can you imagine how small her panties are?  I mean they must be doll sized and if they are bikini style panties.... I wonder what color she likes.  Lavender I bet!

/just wondering
//I'll have a seat somewhere over there.


I came to say she'll make some pedophile very happy.

You creeped me out too much to make that commment now.
 
2014-02-15 10:46:30 AM

adm_crunch: MemeSlave: How does the whole after-prom sex thing work?

She'd be like a human fleshlight.


But the conversation is better.
 
2014-02-15 10:53:58 AM
I dated a little person once when I was 15, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies. It's pretty amazing how their bodies are in some ways like full-sized adults and some ways like little baby dwarf midget children, like an infant or a doll except they move on their own. For example hair. The hair on a pygmy is the same as it is on a larger person. Sometimes there's not as much of it except where it grows. So we went to get a pizza one night, and I set her on the pinball machine. Well she got excited and broke the glass, which cut into her spinal column. I didn't have anything to close the wound or stop the bleeding, so I put her in a bag and took her to my Aunt Faith's house three blocks away, who had a big Singer sewing machine. Well again I couldn't get her lined up on the machine, and the bobbin wouldn't go high enough. It was so sad. By this time I think she was getting sleepy - at least she had stopped crying and yelling. But I had promised her we would go cow-tipping, and so I changed the bag to one without a bunch of blood inside it and brought her over to the neighbor's ranch. But there were no cows left to tip because they had all been turned inside-out by a UFO that was parked in the corner. It started up when we got there and stayed there like a hovering sombrero. I wondered what to do to get away, so I held up the bag. A beam of light came and the bag slowly became two-dimensional and faded away. Luckily my hand was okay. It was really weird that no one ever asked me any questions about her after that. Maybe they didn't notice I was out with a midget because she was small and then I had her in the bag.  Anyway I never got a chance to have sex with her and now I'm too old to get a 15-year old. Maybe I can find a woman with cerebral palsy or something. They usually don't get very big either as far as I know.
 
2014-02-15 10:57:47 AM

AbiNormal: You would have to have a child size penis to have sex with her.


You crazy? A penis of 20 inches weighting 1 lb would kill her.
 
2014-02-15 11:07:35 AM
Bet she'd be a hoot after drinking out of the spiked punch bowl!
Have fun, creepy midget person, and have fun dodging kneecaps during the dances.
 
2014-02-15 11:12:17 AM

Zearo Kool: I dated a little person once when I was 15, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies. It's pretty amazing how their bodies are in some ways like full-sized adults and some ways like little baby dwarf midget children, like an infant or a doll except they move on their own. For example hair. The hair on a pygmy is the same as it is on a larger person. Sometimes there's not as much of it except where it grows. So we went to get a pizza one night, and I set her on the pinball machine. Well she got excited and broke the glass, which cut into her spinal column. I didn't have anything to close the wound or stop the bleeding, so I put her in a bag and took her to my Aunt Faith's house three blocks away, who had a big Singer sewing machine. Well again I couldn't get her lined up on the machine, and the bobbin wouldn't go high enough. It was so sad. By this time I think she was getting sleepy - at least she had stopped crying and yelling. But I had promised her we would go cow-tipping, and so I changed the bag to one without a bunch of blood inside it and brought her over to the neighbor's ranch. But there were no cows left to tip because they had all been turned inside-out by a UFO that was parked in the corner. It started up when we got there and stayed there like a hovering sombrero. I wondered what to do to get away, so I held up the bag. A beam of light came and the bag slowly became two-dimensional and faded away. Luckily my hand was okay. It was really weird that no one ever asked me any questions about her after that. Maybe they didn't notice I was out with a midget because she was small and then I had her in the bag.  Anyway I never got a chance to have sex with her and now I'm too old to get a 15-year old. Maybe I can find a woman with cerebral palsy or something. They usually don't get very big either as far as I know.



Yeah, I mist Spentmiles' posts too.
 
2014-02-15 12:02:37 PM

AbiNormal: You would have to have a child size penis to have sex with her.


I would imagine a session with Mandingo or the like (I don't know all their names) would definitely clean out her total insides.
 
2014-02-15 01:17:01 PM
Looks alot like Ellen Page to me for some reason.
 
2014-02-15 01:24:55 PM
Mom ain't too shabby for a Brit.
 
2014-02-15 02:14:15 PM
I really want to see her riding Britain's largest dog from a few threads up.
 
2014-02-15 02:16:03 PM
Is her gown made from "tufting enteropathy"? Or did I read that wrongly?

hamsack: Looks alot like Ellen Page to me for some reason.


Sorry to burst your bubble, Bub. Juno, I always suspected.
 
2014-02-15 04:42:36 PM

AbiNormal: You would have to have a child size penis to have sex with her.


She could find some nice guy who carry's a gun like some of you farkers suggest.

Just imagine how cheap of a date she would be. She wont eat much. Sneaking her into the drive-in will be easy, just put her in the glove box.
 
2014-02-15 05:14:36 PM

Lord Farkwad: AbiNormal: You would have to have a child size penis to have sex with her.

She could find some nice guy who carry's a gun like some of you farkers suggest.

Just imagine how cheap of a date she would be. She wont eat much. Sneaking her into the drive-in will be easy, just put her in the glove box.


She could eat off the kid menu at every date. Always get the kid price at theme parks, movies, etc. It's be great. Someone walking in on her giving her boyfriend (or girlfriend) oral would be a bit awkward, though.
 
2014-02-15 09:03:54 PM
On the one hand, she looks like a little girl.
On the other hand, she has a very hawt mind and personality.
On the other hand she STILL looks like a little girl.

THERE IS NO GOD!
 
2014-02-16 02:58:16 AM

adm_crunch: MemeSlave: How does the whole after-prom sex thing work?

She'd be like a human fleshlight.


That's farking terrible and I love it.
 
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