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(Orlando Sentinel)   If you're an elderly man who falls in your storage unit and require assistance, perhaps it's best to crawl away from the stacks of child pornography you have siting around before calling the Police to help you   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 58
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2014-02-15 09:34:38 AM
Says you, Subby.  How do you know the police who responded did not enjoy that particular type of pornography.

/probably just pictures of Traci Lords
 
2014-02-15 09:35:32 AM
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2014-02-15 09:35:52 AM
The scariest thing about this story is that at least two people thought "Fleetwood Peeples" was such an awesome name, there needed to be two people in the world with it.
 
2014-02-15 09:37:30 AM
Haha... karma is a biatch. That mugshot is PRICELESS!

media.trb.com

/Wait, so penis is gonna go WHERE?!
 
2014-02-15 09:38:49 AM
Help, I've fallen in my kiddie porn and can't get up.
 
2014-02-15 09:39:10 AM
"Stacks" of child pron? Does this shiat come from sort of magazine subscription or something??

Plus the dude looks like Archie Bunker.
 
2014-02-15 09:44:49 AM
Did Fleetwood Peeples store pornography on his Fleetwood Mac?
 
2014-02-15 09:45:35 AM

K3rmy: /probably just pictures of Traci Lords


TFA said the children appeared to be between 5-12 yo.  So, no.
 
2014-02-15 09:46:32 AM
Seems this guy's old man was a swimming instructor back in the day. I wonder, if just maybe, it was the (now dead) old dude's stash and the kid didn't know WTF to do when he found it cleaning out the estate. Maybe he was afraid to call cops when he found it (might be arrested, didn't want to ruin the family reputation, combination of the two).

That or he's an old pervert as implied in TFA. Either way, kiddie porn is just plain sick.

And, just as a side note, Uncle Bob's Storage sounds like somewhere you'd find all kinds of that kind of thing
 
2014-02-15 09:49:27 AM
"'The images appeared old indicating that the victims would be approximately 30-50 years old today,' the police said in a news release on Friday. "

That's impossible. Everyone knows that kiddie porn didn't exist before the internet began in 1995!!!!!
 
2014-02-15 09:51:06 AM

buzzcut73: Seems this guy's old man was a swimming instructor back in the day. I wonder, if just maybe, it was the (now dead) old dude's stash and the kid didn't know WTF to do when he found it cleaning out the estate. Maybe he was afraid to call cops when he found it (might be arrested, didn't want to ruin the family reputation, combination of the two).


Shredder. Problem solved.
 
2014-02-15 09:51:10 AM
img.fark.net

I have a hunch we'll see this mugshot in other Fark threads.
 
2014-02-15 09:51:57 AM
I'd bet you could find all kinds of things in "Uncle Bob's storage units".
 
2014-02-15 09:57:28 AM

Super Chronic: buzzcut73: Seems this guy's old man was a swimming instructor back in the day. I wonder, if just maybe, it was the (now dead) old dude's stash and the kid didn't know WTF to do when he found it cleaning out the estate. Maybe he was afraid to call cops when he found it (might be arrested, didn't want to ruin the family reputation, combination of the two).

Shredder. Problem solved.


But then you've got Ninja Turtle problems.
 
2014-02-15 10:00:42 AM
Is it just me, or does his mugshot look like John Madden taking a dump?
 
2014-02-15 10:00:52 AM

Super Chronic: buzzcut73: Seems this guy's old man was a swimming instructor back in the day. I wonder, if just maybe, it was the (now dead) old dude's stash and the kid didn't know WTF to do when he found it cleaning out the estate. Maybe he was afraid to call cops when he found it (might be arrested, didn't want to ruin the family reputation, combination of the two).

Shredder. Problem solved.


media.screened.com
 
2014-02-15 10:02:26 AM
My guess is that he was visiting his storage locker to enjoy some of his stash. Ran into trouble somehow (broke a hip fapping to hard or something) and had to call for help. Responders noticed the cp next to his crusty towel and they got a search warrant for the rest of the locker.
 
2014-02-15 10:04:09 AM
Penquin strikes again!
 
2014-02-15 10:04:40 AM

one-in-the-chamber: I'd bet you could find all kinds of things in "Uncle Bob's storage units".


It's two steps away from Uncle Touchy's Magic Puzzle Basement.
 
2014-02-15 10:05:06 AM
img.fark.net

Fleetwood Peeples: They found something else.
Jack Horner: What?
Fleetwood Peeples: Well... it's just... they're so cute when they're so young like that...

 www.hotflick.net
 
2014-02-15 10:05:44 AM

Rob Ford's Crack Pipe: My guess is that he was visiting his storage locker to enjoy some of his stash. Ran into trouble somehow (broke a hip fapping to hard or something) and had to call for help. Responders noticed the cp next to his crusty towel and they got a search warrant for the rest of the locker.


Why would they need a search warrant?  If the stuff was out in the open inside the storage unit, isn't that enough for probable cause?

Also, gross.
 
2014-02-15 10:06:13 AM
The suspect?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-15 10:09:45 AM
Stacks of old kiddie porn...that's a 200 dollar bill all day long.
 
2014-02-15 10:11:08 AM
Fark keeps hitting a little close to home. I had a family member make the main page a few months ago (dead) a coworker and friend a few years ago (stupid), and now they're gonna rename my favorite park. Sh*t.
 
2014-02-15 10:16:19 AM

somemoron: Rob Ford's Crack Pipe: My guess is that he was visiting his storage locker to enjoy some of his stash. Ran into trouble somehow (broke a hip fapping to hard or something) and had to call for help. Responders noticed the cp next to his crusty towel and they got a search warrant for the rest of the locker.

Why would they need a search warrant?  If the stuff was out in the open inside the storage unit, isn't that enough for probable cause?

Also, gross.


I was just going by what TFA said. "Officers noticed evidence of child pornography in the storage unit and obtained a search warrant to see if there was more". He probably didn't have it all out in the open, just what was currently "in use".
 
2014-02-15 10:17:49 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: Fark keeps hitting a little close to home. I had a family member make the main page a few months ago (dead) a coworker and friend a few years ago (stupid), and now they're gonna rename my favorite park. Sh*t.


Stop communing with kiddie diddlers and you will be fine.
 
2014-02-15 10:21:09 AM

Omnis_evil_twin: Stacks of old kiddie porn...that's a 200 dollar bill all day long.


That was the worst part of doing units back in the day. Now it's the crowds of lookers and dumb money. Late 90's a unit was $50 max. Now you just hope there isn't a transfer of criminal liability for the carbouy of used motor oil.
 
2014-02-15 10:25:21 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 10:26:19 AM

wildcardjack: Omnis_evil_twin: Stacks of old kiddie porn...that's a 200 dollar bill all day long.

That was the worst part of doing units back in the day. Now it's the crowds of lookers and dumb money. Late 90's a unit was $50 max. Now you just hope there isn't a transfer of criminal liability for the carbouy of used motor oil.


Do...do units often have carbouys of used motor oil?

Also, can you name the top ten most common things one finds in a storage unit?  Going by what my family chose to store I'm guessing mostly Christmas decorations, broke down twin bunk beds and old sheets in big plastic bags.
 
2014-02-15 10:27:08 AM

Super Chronic: buzzcut73: Seems this guy's old man was a swimming instructor back in the day. I wonder, if just maybe, it was the (now dead) old dude's stash and the kid didn't know WTF to do when he found it cleaning out the estate. Maybe he was afraid to call cops when he found it (might be arrested, didn't want to ruin the family reputation, combination of the two).

Shredder. Problem solved.


Could have just burned them too. He obviously didn't take the effort to destroy them.
 
2014-02-15 10:28:21 AM

Omnis_evil_twin: Stacks of old kiddie porn...that's a 200 dollar bill all day long.


auctionstx.com
 
2014-02-15 10:34:01 AM
Well anyone who's dumb enough to have CP on printed media rather than on an encrypted flash drive or maybe a hidden TrueCrypt volume, or maybe using that algorithm where you can hide other files inside .jpg's, deserves to get caught for chrissake. I mean, just look at this f*cker. I'm torn between disgust and pity.
 
2014-02-15 10:40:15 AM

buzzcut73: Seems this guy's old man was a swimming instructor back in the day. I wonder, if just maybe, it was the (now dead) old dude's stash and the kid didn't know WTF to do when he found it cleaning out the estate. Maybe he was afraid to call cops when he found it (might be arrested, didn't want to ruin the family reputation, combination of the two).

That or he's an old pervert as implied in TFA. Either way, kiddie porn is just plain sick.

And, just as a side note, Uncle Bob's Storage sounds like somewhere you'd find all kinds of that kind of thing


I was actually wondering the same thing.  Swimming instructor sounds like a job a perv would be attracted to, and given the age of the stash, all thirty years old or older, it seems weird that the guy wouldn't have added newer material over the years.  Also seems strange that he would be keeping it in a old storage unit, though I could see why he might not want to have it at home, if he had family.  Not saying that he is innocent, just saying that there is enough reasonable doubt, that a good lawyer could probably beat the charge.  Provided he didn't confess.   Hopefully if it is his stuff, he confessed.
 
2014-02-15 10:41:25 AM

Omnis_evil_twin: wildcardjack: Omnis_evil_twin: Stacks of old kiddie porn...that's a 200 dollar bill all day long.

That was the worst part of doing units back in the day. Now it's the crowds of lookers and dumb money. Late 90's a unit was $50 max. Now you just hope there isn't a transfer of criminal liability for the carbouy of used motor oil.

Do...do units often have carbouys of used motor oil?

Also, can you name the top ten most common things one finds in a storage unit?  Going by what my family chose to store I'm guessing mostly Christmas decorations, broke down twin bunk beds and old sheets in big plastic bags.


The occasional mechanics unit would have that tank of motor oil. So you'd be looking in a unit full of questionable parts, maybe a crapped out tool chest, and 200 gallons of used motor oil and other fluids.

Otherwise, yeah it's mostly attic crap and document hoarding. Always look for something that hints professional, commercial, or whole house. I hope those damned shows fade out so prices come back to earth.
 
2014-02-15 10:48:34 AM
media.trb.com

"My ass, my precious precious ass!!! No, BUBBA, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! What're you doing with that broomsti........ YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH, you're tearing me apart!!!"
 
2014-02-15 11:00:49 AM

Slackfumasta: "Stacks" of child pron? Does this shiat come from sort of magazine subscription or something??

Plus the dude looks like Archie Bunker.


His dad was a "legendary" swim coach.   I'm betting it was daddy's stash.   Find out what church these guys attended.  I'm sure there are other 'copies' of said stash.

//magazines and photos are slippery.  Stack with care.
 
2014-02-15 11:04:35 AM
How long untill this is.incorporated into a life alert comercial?
 
2014-02-15 11:09:04 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-15 11:09:23 AM

one-in-the-chamber: I'd bet you could find all kinds of things in "Uncle Bob's storage units".


Yeah, like some missing women. Meth labs. You name it. If I were in charge of the cops, I would have brought a search warrant for all the storage units and multiple bolt cutters.  The judge would have signed off on the warrant, "Uncle Bob's Storage Units"?  Yeah, that's reasonable cause, right there. And grab Uncle Bob, while you're at it."

"Swimming instructor"?  When, in the 40's.  The guy looks like he would drown in the shower.
 
2014-02-15 11:20:12 AM
Herbert the Pervert really let himself go
 
2014-02-15 11:35:18 AM
Say hello to Black Mamba, you're 18 inch dildo that's going to rspe your ass every night there, bubba.
 
2014-02-15 11:48:42 AM
I guess you are correct, Subby, but I still think it worked out well.
 
2014-02-15 12:02:50 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: buzzcut73: Seems this guy's old man was a swimming instructor back in the day. I wonder, if just maybe, it was the (now dead) old dude's stash and the kid didn't know WTF to do when he found it cleaning out the estate. Maybe he was afraid to call cops when he found it (might be arrested, didn't want to ruin the family reputation, combination of the two).

That or he's an old pervert as implied in TFA. Either way, kiddie porn is just plain sick.

And, just as a side note, Uncle Bob's Storage sounds like somewhere you'd find all kinds of that kind of thing

I was actually wondering the same thing.  Swimming instructor sounds like a job a perv would be attracted to, and given the age of the stash, all thirty years old or older, it seems weird that the guy wouldn't have added newer material over the years.  Also seems strange that he would be keeping it in a old storage unit, though I could see why he might not want to have it at home, if he had family.  Not saying that he is innocent, just saying that there is enough reasonable doubt, that a good lawyer could probably beat the charge.  Provided he didn't confess.   Hopefully if it is his stuff, he confessed.




He may have purchased the CP back in the 60's/70's when it was legal to buy. Or as suggested from above, maybe he inherited it.
 
2014-02-15 12:07:45 PM
Decades old? Surely the porn must be of legal age by now.
 
2014-02-15 01:16:55 PM

K3rmy: Says you, Subby.  How do you know the police who responded did not enjoy that particular type of pornography.

/probably just pictures of Traci Lords


5-12 performing sex acts .....
that would be child porn

Traci Lords?
She was no child.
 
2014-02-15 01:40:57 PM

Mini Ditka: [i.imgur.com image 408x510]


That's gonna haunt my dreams ya' bastid

/Salt & Peppers?
 
2014-02-15 01:56:53 PM
Cops want to make good use of the opportunity they get to spend on someone's property without a warrant.
Arrests get them brownie points for career advancement.
Why this guy didn't call an ambulance instead of nosy cops is anyone's guess.  The police are not your friends.
 
2014-02-15 02:18:57 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Cops want to make good use of the opportunity they get to spend on someone's property without a warrant.
Arrests get them brownie points for career advancement.
Why this guy didn't call an ambulance instead of nosy cops is anyone's guess.  The police are not your friends.


You call 911, the cops show. True for an ambulance, true for fire fighters.
 
2014-02-15 03:07:07 PM

LoneWolf343: Day_Old_Dutchie: Cops want to make good use of the opportunity they get to spend on someone's property without a warrant.
Arrests get them brownie points for career advancement.
Why this guy didn't call an ambulance instead of nosy cops is anyone's guess.  The police are not your friends.

You call 911, the cops show. True for an ambulance, true for fire fighters.


Maybe it differs from place to place. The last few times I called 911 for medical emergencies (mine and others), only the ambulance, and sometimes fire / rescue showed up.
 
2014-02-15 03:21:56 PM
I met this guy before,he was farking creepy then too. (I live in Casselberry)
 
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