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(KHOU Houston)   Youth pastor/children's museum employee accused of having sex with a 15-year-old girl. And she's a woman. And there's a picture   (khou.com) divider line 47
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2014-02-15 10:15:11 AM
Headline is in no way a trap, no sir.

Technically no lie occurs in it.
 
2014-02-15 10:15:40 AM
Some job perks are risky
 
2014-02-15 10:16:18 AM
Hmm, almost British hot.
 
2014-02-15 10:17:01 AM
FTFA: The girl's parents eventually caught on, and at one point, police say Lewis and the girl were caught having sex in Chambers County..."Clean living as far as I knew," explained Louise Lewis.

I suppose that's one way to talk about a tonguebath.

/psa: don't schlep kids
 
2014-02-15 10:17:35 AM
Hey, at she she didn't get her preggers.
 
2014-02-15 10:22:50 AM
"You can't trust people. Everyone's got their own agenda. You can't trust someone just because they're a youth minister," said Stephanie Cook, who lives two doors down from Lewis.

I'd go you one better: If someone is a youth minister. don't trust them.  Ever.
 
2014-02-15 10:24:27 AM
You can't trust someone just because they're a youth minister," said Stephanie Cook, who lives two doors down from Lewis.

Therein lies the problem.

She could have trusted a pastor.  They have no interest in young girls.
 
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2014-02-15 10:24:49 AM

BlueDemon: "You can't trust people. Everyone's got their own agenda. You can't trust someone just because they're a youth minister," said Stephanie Cook, who lives two doors down from Lewis.

I'd go you one better: If someone is a youth minister. don't trust them.  Ever.


I trust them to fill kids up with lies and molest them.
 
2014-02-15 10:26:25 AM
"And there's a picture."

You say that like it's a good thing.
 
2014-02-15 10:30:06 AM
features.cgsociety.org
 
2014-02-15 10:30:36 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-15 10:33:10 AM

Schmerd1948: Hey, at she she didn't get her preggers.


Nor was there any emotional and psychological damage, because that only happens when there a guy involved.  Got that!
 
2014-02-15 10:34:25 AM

AngryDragon: [i.imgur.com image 476x500]


cracks me up every time
 
2014-02-15 10:34:44 AM
Subby is a douche. Evetyone knows women cant rape anyone...especially teenage boys or other girls.

Its only "rape" if a man does it.

/no, not serious.
 
2014-02-15 10:35:49 AM
The writer can't even get the woman's name consistent.  At first, they refer to her as "Scarlett," then, a paragraph or two later, it's, "Lewis."  I thought Lewis was the last name of "the girl."  Then, I was getting confused when they were talking about ages.  Bad writing.
 
2014-02-15 10:36:47 AM
Mellony.

As in "like a melon."
 
2014-02-15 10:36:57 AM
My response to her pic was:

s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-15 10:40:05 AM

AngryDragon:


Thread over.
 
2014-02-15 10:41:01 AM
She must not have been at that museum for long. Nothing instills despair and fear of children like working at a children's museum.
 
2014-02-15 10:42:10 AM
She won't do any time because it's not illegal for adult women fark minors.  Because gender equality.
 
2014-02-15 10:43:00 AM
The only thing newsworthy about this story is that its a femaleyouth pastor who got caught diddling a kid this time. Those dirtbags are known for being kiddie farkers.
 
2014-02-15 10:45:08 AM
the kid may have resembled a trough?
 
2014-02-15 10:46:17 AM
Nuttin' in da bible about chick on chick, so . . . no probs.


/ what, the age of consent is 17 in texas?
// never mind
 
2014-02-15 10:55:42 AM

BlueDemon: "You can't trust people. Everyone's got their own agenda. You can't trust someone just because they're a youth minister," said Stephanie Cook, who lives two doors down from Lewis.

I'd go you one better: If someone is a youth minister. don't trust them.  Ever.

I'd go you one better. Religion workers are (99.9% of the time) screwed up as bad as sex workers. Different set of wires pulled out of the box, but just as weird.

 
2014-02-15 10:57:28 AM
Scissoring is considered sex now?
 
2014-02-15 11:08:52 AM
Picture quality is way too good for subject matter.
 
2014-02-15 11:10:59 AM

Somacandra: /psa: don't schlep kids


a lot of parents are going to be in trouble since they have to schlep them all the time
 
2014-02-15 11:11:28 AM

Cymbal: Scissoring is considered sex now?


Yes, because its hawt!

/or it should be.
/lesbians in porn are more attractive than real lesbians.
 
2014-02-15 11:14:04 AM
Clarification:

"You can't trust people Americans.  Everyone's got their own agenda.


Corrected.
 
2014-02-15 11:15:42 AM

AngryDragon: [i.imgur.com image 476x500]


Updated for the occasion

i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-15 11:19:20 AM

Linux_Yes: Clarification:

"You can't trust people Americans.  Everyone's got their own agenda.


Corrected.


Only a dumbass would think that's exclusive to Americans.
 
2014-02-15 11:21:27 AM

way south: Cymbal: Scissoring is considered sex now?

Yes, because its hawt!

/or it should be.
/lesbians in porn the imagination are more attractive than real lesbians.

 
2014-02-15 11:22:38 AM
I'd hit it.  I probably wouldn't write home about it but she would do in a pinch.
 
2014-02-15 11:24:54 AM
That's an unfortunate looking woman.
 
2014-02-15 11:27:33 AM

Prey4reign: way south: Cymbal: Scissoring is considered sex now?

Yes, because its hawt!

/or it should be.
/lesbians in porn the imagination are more attractive than real lesbians.


An interesting proposition.
This requires research.

/I'll be researching in my bunk.
 
2014-02-15 11:50:28 AM
The girl reportedly broke off the relationship when she turned 18-years-old.

It started when the "poor helpless child" was 15 and went on till she was 18. There's nothing in the article that suggested she threatened any harm to the "child" or anyone close to her so we can assume voluntary cooperation by the "victim" over an extended period of time. We're not talking about a drive-by molester and a second grader.


She told her story to investigators after learning that Lewis was employed at the Children's Museum. The teen told police that she didn't want Lewis taking advantage of any more children.

Why do I smell a hint of blackmail and/or jealousy? Turning in your older lover after a 2+ year relationship has more in common with "revenge porn" than a need to protect anybody. Or did somebody stash a pod under her bed?

By the way, the Age of Consent and the Age of Marriage are two different things. For example in Texas the age of consent is 17 but you can get married before then.

And in Mississippi the age of consent is 16 but to get married both parties need parental consent if they're under 21.

And in Michigan the age of consent is 16 but you can get married with parental consent if you're 15 or younger.

And in Maine you have to be 16 or 17 and have parental consent to marry, but a 19 year old is allowed to take a 14 year old lover.

And in New Hampshire the Age of Consent is 16 but your parents can approve your marriage if the groom is 14 and the bride 13.

What's the purpose of having an Age of Marriage younger than the Age of Consent? First you marry a helpless child, then you wait to consummate the marriage till s/he old enough to consent? Note that as far as I can tell one marriage partner can be much older than the other: it would appear that in New Hampshire a 40 year old can marry a bride of 13 if her daddy signs the paper.

So I'm withholding my outrage. In this case neither the ages of the parties nor their sex/gender/orientation give any clear indication of immorality. The "youth minister" part is iffy but not pitchforkable.

And no, I wouldn't feel any different about if if the "perpetrator" were male, nor would it bug me if the "poor child" was male as well.

Why are you talking about such a trivial matter anyway? The real news is that Kendall Jenner has nipples!
 
2014-02-15 12:04:09 PM

KidneyStone: That's an unfortunate looking woman.


I think this is what a "handsome" woman looks like maybe?
 
2014-02-15 12:12:51 PM

Latinwolf: Linux_Yes: Clarification:

"You can't trust people Americans.  Everyone's got their own agenda.


Corrected.

Only a dumbass would think that's exclusive to Americans.



true, to a degree. we just have more finesse than others. we do it with more style.
 
2014-02-15 12:20:42 PM
"Why didn't the girl say something about it sooner," said Louise Lewis, the suspect's grandmother. "I just find this hard to believe."

Because no one is more sensible about gay issues as Bible thumpers.
 
2014-02-15 12:55:45 PM
As a female who started at 15 and tried to have sex with every guy over 21 who gave me the time of day, I'm really getting a kick ...
Seriously, were it not for the statute of limitations, I could put 20 men in jail.  And it would be just as full-of-shiat as it woulda been had I blown the whistle in 1983.   A 16 year old who loves the attention and drama and made-up romance of boning a 25 year old shouldn't have the power to fark up lives because she finally put her panties on and they got in a bunch.

\Just lower the age of consent to 14 or 15 and be done with it.  The patchwork morality is stupid.
\\Woulda done girls, too, but it wasn't hawt then - lezzies  were icky
 
2014-02-15 12:55:57 PM
Pretty average, mind you she has no makeup on so about 99% of these mouth breathers wincing would say "so hawt!" if she did.
 
2014-02-15 12:58:31 PM
Teenagers aren't children, what a bunch of BS. These stories are ridiculous.

I'm not amused by the post office is the meme the world needs.
 
2014-02-15 01:02:09 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Somacandra: /psa: don't schlep kids

a lot of parents are going to be in trouble since they have to schlep them all the time


Yeah, I think "schtup" was the Yiddish he wanted.

/this isn't the Yiddish you're looking for
//move along
 
2014-02-15 01:24:45 PM
Well duh.

If there is one thing that anyone that cares about their kids should be aware, putting them in any kind of religious school or camp will pretty much up their chances of getting molested by a thousandfold.

Want your kids molested = send them to religious school and camp.

It's just that simple.
 
2014-02-15 02:49:10 PM

AndTheyAllLived: As a female who started at 15 and tried to have sex with every guy over 21 who gave me the time of day, I'm really getting a kick ...
Seriously, were it not for the statute of limitations, I could put 20 men in jail.  And it would be just as full-of-shiat as it woulda been had I blown the whistle in 1983.   A 16 year old who loves the attention and drama and made-up romance of boning a 25 year old shouldn't have the power to fark up lives because she finally put her panties on and they got in a bunch.

\Just lower the age of consent to 14 or 15 and be done with it.  The patchwork morality is stupid.
\\Woulda done girls, too, but it wasn't hawt then - lezzies  were icky


You sound sticky.
 
2014-02-15 03:58:25 PM
 
2014-02-16 02:46:50 PM

AndTheyAllLived: As a female who started at 15 and tried to have sex with every guy over 21 who gave me the time of day, I'm really getting a kick ...
Seriously, were it not for the statute of limitations, I could put 20 men in jail.  And it would be just as full-of-shiat as it woulda been had I blown the whistle in 1983.   A 16 year old who loves the attention and drama and made-up romance of boning a 25 year old shouldn't have the power to fark up lives because she finally put her panties on and they got in a bunch.

\Just lower the age of consent to 14 or 15 and be done with it.  The patchwork morality is stupid.
\\Woulda done girls, too, but it wasn't hawt then - lezzies  were icky


Doesn't matter. In Pittsburgh a guy got his 16 yo gf preggers and a 14 yo f got jelly so she claimed he was farking her and got the cops involved. The DA didn't drop the charges, merely changed them to corruption of a minor... his gf babymama.  That's right, he even changed the "victim". And even though she was over the age of consent he had already spent a year in jail so... he took the plea.

People might remember this: he killed a dog because he was homeless and thus couldn't pay his probation costs, so he had a warrant for his arrest. Well, the cops were following his FB and his babymama took him to NOLA. Another probation violation. Cops rolled up to him, he bolted because he didn't want to get raped in jail for a trumped up kiddy diddling charge, they sicced fido on him, he stabbed his way out.

Another child SAVED because of sex offender laws!

And don't forget the 16yo f they charged as a child pornographer for sexting men on CL.
 
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