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(AZCentral)   Inmate climbs 12 feet of fence, crawls through razor wire, scales another wire-topped fence, and then runs for ten miles to the Gallopin' Goose Saloon & Grill just so he can meet his girlfriend for Valentine's Day dinner. Awwww, what a sweetie   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Pinal County, Valentine's Day, girlfriend  
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3629 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2014 at 8:46 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-15 10:21:05 AM  
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Did he crawl to freedom through five hundred yards of shiat smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe just don't want to? Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.  If not, I'm not interested.
2014-02-15 09:08:56 AM  
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She's pretty much going to have to. ;)
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