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(AZCentral)   Inmate climbs 12 feet of fence, crawls through razor wire, scales another wire-topped fence, and then runs for ten miles to the Gallopin' Goose Saloon & Grill just so he can meet his girlfriend for Valentine's Day dinner. Awwww, what a sweetie   (azcentral.com) divider line 21
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2014-02-15 08:50:50 AM  
Awwwwww, what an idiot. It's sweet, but he had been all of one month in the clink. And now he's not getting bail.
 
2014-02-15 08:54:37 AM  
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2014-02-15 08:56:20 AM  
What a dope.  As long as he went through all that he shoulda just escaped.
 
2014-02-15 08:57:30 AM  
Then he shanked her...
 
2014-02-15 08:58:20 AM  
Maybe she was considering marrying some guy named Vernon T. Waldrip?
 
2014-02-15 09:08:56 AM  
She's pretty much going to have to. ;)
 
2014-02-15 09:43:02 AM  
What was he in for?
 
2014-02-15 09:47:12 AM  
I would make a joke, but I a am too busy being depressed that this guy had a date last night, and I did not.
 
2014-02-15 10:21:05 AM  
Did he crawl to freedom through five hundred yards of shiat smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe just don't want to? Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.  If not, I'm not interested.
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2014-02-15 10:22:51 AM  

Some Coke Drinking Guy: I would make a joke, but I a am too busy being depressed that this guy had a date last night, and I did not.


He wouldn't have had a date if he DIDN'T hop the fence, too...
 
2014-02-15 10:23:33 AM  
Dammit... *would have.
 
2014-02-15 10:45:59 AM  

Eriond: Did he crawl to freedom through five hundred yards of shiat smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe just don't want to? Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.  If not, I'm not interested.


Winner.
 
2014-02-15 10:48:27 AM  
Lets see him get back in without being caught.
 
2014-02-15 10:52:56 AM  

Some Coke Drinking Guy: I would make a joke, but I a am too busy being depressed that this guy had a date last night, and I did not.


I did...and every year i get suckered into the commercialism of it.

This year's tally:

$75 two dozen red roses
$25 box Godiva dark chocolate truffles
$75 gift card 1 hr massage and pedicure
$58 take-out dinner for two
$12 box of heavy parchment to print gift card on and write her a handwritten love letter on.
$8. Box of parchment envelopes
$8 parchment printable labels


So..yeah. I can act all indignant about it, but I will just continue to do it because, well, its Valentine's day.

She IS worth it...but goddam all that shiat is expensive and takes a lot of planning to pull off well.
 
2014-02-15 10:55:01 AM  
Oops..i left two things off:

$45 bottle of grand reserve cabernet

$25 bottle sauvignon blanc
 
2014-02-15 11:03:51 AM  
domaingang.com

"So you cheated on me while you were out?!? That's a rapin', Valentine!"
 
2014-02-15 03:21:45 PM  
CSB:

the Gallopin' Goose is where a young Waylon Jennings began his solo career after 'The Day The Music Died'.  also, Duane Eddy played there before moving to I think LA to become one of the first bona fide guitar heros.
 
2014-02-15 04:07:46 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Some Coke Drinking Guy: I would make a joke, but I a am too busy being depressed that this guy had a date last night, and I did not.

I did...and every year i get suckered into the commercialism of it.

This year's tally:

$75 two dozen red roses
$25 box Godiva dark chocolate truffles
$75 gift card 1 hr massage and pedicure
$58 take-out dinner for two
$12 box of heavy parchment to print gift card on and write her a handwritten love letter on.
$8. Box of parchment envelopes
$8 parchment printable labels


So..yeah. I can act all indignant about it, but I will just continue to do it because, well, its Valentine's day.

She IS worth it...but goddam all that shiat is expensive and takes a lot of planning to pull off well.



Maybe she would be happy with a homemade valentine, a bowl of 'Top Ramen', and a bottle 0f 'Two Buck Chuck'?  As long as your together?
 
2014-02-15 05:16:47 PM  
Aww...there's another 5-10 Valentine's Days they'll be spending apart. So romantic.
 
2014-02-15 05:25:02 PM  

bratface: The more you eat the more you fart: Some Coke Drinking Guy: I would make a joke, but I a am too busy being depressed that this guy had a date last night, and I did not.

I did...and every year i get suckered into the commercialism of it.

This year's tally:

$75 two dozen red roses
$25 box Godiva dark chocolate truffles
$75 gift card 1 hr massage and pedicure
$58 take-out dinner for two
$12 box of heavy parchment to print gift card on and write her a handwritten love letter on.
$8. Box of parchment envelopes
$8 parchment printable labels


So..yeah. I can act all indignant about it, but I will just continue to do it because, well, its Valentine's day.

She IS worth it...but goddam all that shiat is expensive and takes a lot of planning to pull off well.


Maybe she would be happy with a homemade valentine, a bowl of 'Top Ramen', and a bottle 0f 'Two Buck Chuck'?  As long as your together?


Maybe...but im sure she appreciates it lol
 
2014-02-15 05:50:09 PM  

bratface: The more you eat the more you fart: Some Coke Drinking Guy: I would make a joke, but I a am too busy being depressed that this guy had a date last night, and I did not.

I did...and every year i get suckered into the commercialism of it.

This year's tally:

$75 two dozen red roses
$25 box Godiva dark chocolate truffles
$75 gift card 1 hr massage and pedicure
$58 take-out dinner for two
$12 box of heavy parchment to print gift card on and write her a handwritten love letter on.
$8. Box of parchment envelopes
$8 parchment printable labels


So..yeah. I can act all indignant about it, but I will just continue to do it because, well, its Valentine's day.

She IS worth it...but goddam all that shiat is expensive and takes a lot of planning to pull off well.


Maybe she would be happy with a homemade valentine, a bowl of 'Top Ramen', and a bottle 0f 'Two Buck Chuck'?  As long as your together?


OOPS, I mean 'you're' not 'your'.
 
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