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(People Magazine)   "Juno" star Ellen Page announces that Michael Cera has permanently ruined men for her   (people.com) divider line 115
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2014-02-14 11:52:14 PM
16 votes:
How does this affect her draft stock?
2014-02-15 02:06:14 AM
12 votes:

calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel


Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex
2014-02-15 01:35:42 AM
9 votes:
Good for her. We all knew it, though. No big surprise.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-15 12:49:39 AM
8 votes:

JohnnyC: Cerebral Ballsy: Is Andy Dick out yet?

I was kind of hoping he had been eaten by a bear or something...


www.jacobzflores.com

Well, to be fair, he does look hungry.
2014-02-15 01:01:25 AM
7 votes:

NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.


Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John.
2014-02-14 10:54:29 PM
7 votes:
DAMN YOU, GEORGE-MICHAEL BLUUUUUTH!!! i1182.photobucket.com
2014-02-15 12:51:54 AM
6 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com

/technically, the line is, "It's all gushy"... but this will do.
2014-02-15 12:27:23 AM
6 votes:
i.chzbgr.com

CEEEERAAAAA!!!
2014-02-15 12:11:42 AM
6 votes:
And I prefer sharp cheddar instead of mild.

Who the hell cares?
2014-02-15 10:25:24 AM
5 votes:

AirForceVet: Cool that she came out bravely announcing her orientation.

Sad that she prefers females.

/Another dream dies in my heart.


Don't despair. She's still just a typical Haligonian gal at heart, she hasn't become the size of a beached whale or gotten a buzzcut yet, so I guarantee you a couple more bad movies, a few more  really trivial roles in video games or doing voice-acting, and a few more years of having the 3-0 mark first stare her in the face and then kick her in the ass and she'll end up plastered down at the Palace one summer night with a serious self-esteem problem, and if you play your cards right you'll probably be able to bang her against the town clock and maybe even take a selfie.
 Just don't do her under the front steps, homeless sleep there and the smell could drive out a raccoon. And don't get plastered yourself and end up with that tranny who looks like and calls himself "Ellen". I know a beej is a beej but this character's handled more questionable meat than a Chinese butcher shop.
2014-02-15 01:12:18 AM
5 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-02-15 06:19:27 AM
3 votes:
Next up: Sofia Vergera, Charlize Theron and Bai Ling reveal their lesbian love triangle and the reason behind their sex tape.

A man can dream, can't he?

i2.listal.com

25.media.tumblr.com

mypetjawa.mu.nu

stream1.gifsoup.com
2014-02-15 02:32:21 AM
3 votes:

Richard_The_Clown: Heeeyyy... Doesn't she have a new movie coming out?


More like she doesn't want to be deported.

i.chzbgr.com
2014-02-15 02:23:54 AM
3 votes:

Oldiron_79: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.

Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John.


Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John in ass-less chaps at a Village People revue.
2014-02-15 01:44:11 AM
3 votes:

Dusk-You-n-Me: JadedFloridian: You feel kind of stupid now, don't you?

Holy sh*t! Two coworkers have become friends and we have pictures of them! Together! Touching one another! What is strange about this to you? What is your point exactly?


www.becausewecamp.com
Would you give a man a foot massage?
2014-02-15 01:41:57 AM
3 votes:

calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman


John Goodman?
2014-02-15 01:36:44 AM
3 votes:
other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman
2014-02-15 12:41:23 AM
3 votes:
The headline presumes that Michael Cera is male
2014-02-15 12:27:36 AM
3 votes:
This is about as shocking as rubber floor mats.
2014-02-15 12:26:58 AM
3 votes:

DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?


Gaydar, apparently.  Sad news, since she'll be legal in a few more years.
2014-02-15 12:07:14 AM
3 votes:

JerseyTim: How does this affect her draft stock?


I hope she's not a distraction to Hollywood.
2014-02-14 11:58:24 PM
3 votes:
I still blame Selena Gomez.
2014-02-15 04:51:44 PM
2 votes:

 i blame it on her  father


3.bp.blogspot.com
static2.wikia.nocookie.net

/ plus cera has no balls
2014-02-15 03:09:59 PM
2 votes:

ciberido: slave2grind: RobertBruce: I thought this was .....sadly.......well known

This, and also for all the attention whoring lgbt celebrities:
[media.tumblr.com image 500x325]
"Whoopie farking Doo."

No one really cares, and most everyone already knows.

And the fact that there are over 400 posts in this thread just proves that nobody cares.  But I appreciate you taking time out of your busy day to inform us that you don't care.


That's what I don't get.

News: Page is teh gay
Fark: no1curr
Thread Views: 17K+
Posts: 400+

Huh?
2014-02-15 12:40:29 PM
2 votes:
I totally don't care about this. But I will make plenty of posts stating exactly how I feel, declaring myself right, ignoring all evidence to the contrary, and using anecdotal data to prove myself right.
2014-02-15 09:30:18 AM
2 votes:
So now she and Bieber can chase after the same woman, and completely confuse the fark out of the paparazzi.
2014-02-15 08:27:23 AM
2 votes:
img.fark.net

DAMN YOU, MICHAEL CERA!
2014-02-15 06:32:49 AM
2 votes:
images.quickblogcast.com
I thought she'd come out years ago when she did SNL as the world's teeniest, skinniest diesel bull dyke.
2014-02-15 05:52:19 AM
2 votes:

LewDux: Mark Ratner:

T-Rex?

No reach around - no gay


Please, those mincey little arms are a dead giveaway.
2014-02-15 04:46:39 AM
2 votes:
Mark Ratner:

T-Rex?

No reach around - no gay
2014-02-15 04:20:04 AM
2 votes:

ReverendJynxed: What lesbian will want her?


*raises hand*

Any more dumb questions?
2014-02-15 04:02:07 AM
2 votes:
queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com
2014-02-15 03:23:47 AM
2 votes:
Not news. Wasn't she dating Selena Gomez for like a year?
2014-02-15 02:57:51 AM
2 votes:
Funny, a GIS turned up this pic..
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2014-02-15 02:37:21 AM
2 votes:

kalvyn: Mark Ratner: T-Rex?

[www.weirdandgilly.com image 720x712]

/yeah yeah, Marc Bolan.


fusillade762: DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?

I always thought it was the haircut.

Mark Ratner: T-Rex

T-Rex?

Well he does have a saurus.


Thank you
dynamicdandee.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-15 02:30:02 AM
2 votes:

DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?


I always thought it was the haircut.

Mark Ratner: T-Rex

T-Rex?


Well he does have a saurus.
2014-02-15 02:25:18 AM
2 votes:
calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise (the only person he loves is himself)
Kevin Spacey (common knowledge, and he's an actor not a movie star)
Oprah Winfrey (who cares?)
John Travolta (rumor and innuendo)
John Goodman (really, hrmph)

Kelly Clarkson (didn't she just get married and pop out a kid?)
Zac Efron (who cares?)
James Franco (not likely)
Zoe Saldana (didn't she just get married or engaged? (to a dude)
Ryan Seacrest (poon hound)

Elijah Wood (probably)
Jake Gyllenhall (not likely)
Colin Farrell (drug addict / alcoholic / poon hound)
Keanu Reeves (his fiancé died in a car wreck a few months after giving (still) birth. Sad Keanu really is just sad.)
Jeremy Renner (who cares?)

Will Smith (das' wack!)
Jada Pinkett Smith (she's just weird.)
Bradley Cooper (39 in a serious relationship with a 20 y/o. kinda creepy)
Queen Latifah (common knowledge)
Hugh Jackman (lol, you wish)

Benedict Cumberbatch (I don't believe he's even human.)
Martin Freeman (who?)

George Clooney (poon hound)
Vin Diesel (you wish)
/perhaps the 3 cups of coffee after dinner wasn't such a good idea.
2014-02-15 02:14:28 AM
2 votes:

you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex


The guy who's on the olympics right now figure skating to Riverdance.
2014-02-15 02:03:04 AM
2 votes:
i would love to see a popular male actor "come out" as gay, but then constantly get his picture taken in clubs making out with hot chicks.  and if anyone suggests he is bisexual he would get all pissed off and offended.  "i am totally gay!  i only like having sex with men!"  but he is never seen dating any other men, and then there is a leaked sex tape of him banging a pair of playboy models.  all the while he adamantly claims to be 100% gay.  i just think it would be funny to see a celebrity trolling the media that way.  would the media be able to speculate that an actor is actually straight?
2014-02-15 01:38:37 AM
2 votes:
I blame Jim Lahey.
2014-02-15 01:20:44 AM
2 votes:

JohnnyC: Cerebral Ballsy: Is Andy Dick out yet?

I was kind of hoping he had been eaten by a bear or something...


Andy Dick has done a lot of terrible, unlikable things in his life. Everything about his personality and public profile is repellent...but he gets a free pass from me for his role as an Emergency Medical Hologram on one episode of Voyager. He and Picardo in that episode were just awesome.
2014-02-15 01:15:02 AM
2 votes:

efgeise: DamnYankees: slayer199: Ian McKellen is out.  Spacey is still in the closet but it's pretty well-known that he's gay.

Good call. Forgot about McKellan.

Neil Patrick Harris and George Takei?


If Takei is considered an "actor", then the word has no meaning. He's like the Vogon poetry of actors.
2014-02-15 01:04:45 AM
2 votes:

propasaurus: DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).

Off the top of my head: Jim Parsons


John Goodman
2014-02-15 12:55:52 AM
2 votes:

i1.ytimg.com

RIP ELLEN

2014-02-15 12:54:08 AM
2 votes:

DamnYankees: Molavian: DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?

Gaydar, apparently.  Sad news, since she'll be legal in a few more years.

She's 26.


static2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-02-15 12:49:58 AM
2 votes:

NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay.


Because a lot of repressed homosexual men would like to put their peepee in his hoohah
2014-02-15 12:37:43 AM
2 votes:

Dialectic: I wonder if Micheal Cera will come out now.


I'm not convinced he even falls on the spectrum of human sexuality.

/if he even IS human
2014-02-15 12:33:31 AM
2 votes:

DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).


Including past actors, how about Ronald Reagan
2014-02-15 12:32:37 AM
2 votes:
I wonder if Micheal Cera will come out now.
2014-02-15 12:30:48 AM
2 votes:
After a few years in the wilderness, Ellen Page returns with a new publicist who knows how to get her back on the Hollywood A-list.
2014-02-15 12:29:36 AM
2 votes:
You mean she isn't getting a Dell?

/Dude...wtf?
2014-02-15 12:16:01 AM
2 votes:
She has always seemed like someone with whom it would be very satisfying to snuggle.
2014-02-16 01:20:10 AM
1 votes:

mrshowrules: calbert:
Martin Freeman

Who the hell is Martin Freeman


Bilbo in the Hobbit and Sherlock's Watson and what's-his-face in Gervais's The Office.
2014-02-15 11:54:37 PM
1 votes:

ransack.: Gunderson: Quick!  You have 15 seconds to name a female comedian that isn't gay....

Amy Schumer


Jeaneane Garafalo. She hates men but I don't think she's gay.

Sarah Silverman

that fat chick that loves black guys
2014-02-15 10:18:44 PM
1 votes:

calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise

don't know

Kevin Spacey
don't know

Oprah Winfrey
doubt it (she might be asexual or just a low libido)

John Travolta

Definitely gay

John Goodman
never heard that one before

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest
Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell

Keanu Reeves

definitely

Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah

She has been out for awhile

Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

Who the hell is Martin Freeman
2014-02-15 07:54:51 PM
1 votes:
So many posts..... So few pictures.... And Fark Fails again.
2014-02-15 07:07:17 PM
1 votes:
Can we get back to what's important, like fantasizing about who the other half of the relationship would be?
2014-02-15 05:33:55 PM
1 votes:
Epic thread. I larfed a lot last night, and I can't believe there's so many comments.

That said,
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-02-15 02:00:10 PM
1 votes:
Clooney used to bang Roberta Close, a rather hot tranny from brasil.

toptenpk.com

2.bp.blogspot.com

toledocleandro.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-15 12:58:40 PM
1 votes:
Fark sure is full of experts on sexuality - specifically, the sexuality of people they've never met.
2014-02-15 11:48:23 AM
1 votes:
Before I became a happily married man, I had three fark buddies who were like Ellen.

Cute, waifish, dickey pants wearing, nose pierced, short haired, video game playing, black finger nailed polished, etc lesbians who drank jack daniels and loved turning "straight" girls out.

However, on the odd occasion I would run into at my local watering hole and few drinks in and a makeout session later, I usually had 2 day sleepover filled with freaky loving.

I think most women are inherently bi.
2014-02-15 11:32:08 AM
1 votes:
wildcardjack: Remember how Patrick Stewart did those flaming homosexual sketches, but wound up marrying a hot chick a few months ago? fark labels. I'm just about tired of people insisting on knowing the orientation of actors and other professionals. So what if there's a gay in your locker room, you're nit there to compare bits.

It's almost like he's an actor or something.
2014-02-15 11:14:48 AM
1 votes:
This thread seems super charged with asshole.
Is that a new Fark feature? A button in profiles?
2014-02-15 11:09:03 AM
1 votes:

Gunderson: Quick!  You have 15 seconds to name a female comedian that isn't gay....


Aisha Tyler

/took <5 seconds
2014-02-15 10:53:15 AM
1 votes:

frepnog: if the actress "coming out" is really attractive, the chances of her ACTUALLY being gay are pretty slim.


You're just as charming as "corrective rape" boy upthread.
2014-02-15 09:47:50 AM
1 votes:

whatshisname: The headline presumes that Michael Cera is male


"Michael Cera" was one of Facebook's new gender options.
2014-02-15 09:13:11 AM
1 votes:
Way back, when I discovered she had a Jack Russell named "Molly" and brushed its teeth twice a day, I knew she was gay.
2014-02-15 08:46:14 AM
1 votes:
Give me ten minutes I'll have her swear off the human race entirely.
2014-02-15 06:50:14 AM
1 votes:
I spank it to her occasionally.

Is that still OK?
2014-02-15 06:40:17 AM
1 votes:

Cerebral Ballsy: ZoSo_the_Crowe: DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).

Neil Patrick Harris

What about Ellen?


Not even the most famous gay Ellen.
2014-02-15 06:27:27 AM
1 votes:

GonzoNihilist: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise (the only person he loves is himself)
Kevin Spacey (common knowledge, and he's an actor not a movie star)
Oprah Winfrey (who cares?)
John Travolta (rumor and innuendo)
John Goodman (really, hrmph)

Kelly Clarkson (didn't she just get married and pop out a kid?)
Zac Efron (who cares?)
James Franco (not likely)
Zoe Saldana (didn't she just get married or engaged? (to a dude)
Ryan Seacrest (poon hound)

Elijah Wood (probably)
Jake Gyllenhall (not likely)
Colin Farrell (drug addict / alcoholic / poon hound)
Keanu Reeves (his fiancé died in a car wreck a few months after giving (still) birth. Sad Keanu really is just sad.)
Jeremy Renner (who cares?)

Will Smith (das' wack!)
Jada Pinkett Smith (she's just weird.)
Bradley Cooper (39 in a serious relationship with a 20 y/o. kinda creepy)
Queen Latifah (common knowledge)
Hugh Jackman (lol, you wish)

Benedict Cumberbatch (I don't believe he's even human.)
Martin Freeman (who?)

George Clooney (poon hound)
Vin Diesel (you wish)
/perhaps the 3 cups of coffee after dinner wasn't such a good idea.


img.gawkerassets.com
2014-02-15 05:59:44 AM
1 votes:

Lydia_C: Really, that list read like a random blurt of "names that come to mind at the moment."


Or a 'wish list' written by someone wanting various attractive famous men to be gay.
2014-02-15 05:32:59 AM
1 votes:

JadedFloridian: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x334]

So what, this ^ never happened or it was all a sham?  Looking into a bit more, apparently most of it was rumors, but it still seems strange as they had been photographed together a lot.


He's also gay.
2014-02-15 04:40:30 AM
1 votes:

Mark Ratner: you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex

T-Rex?


Pretty much off-topic, but in case you didn't know, dinosaur-on-human porn fiction is a thing these days.  O.o
2014-02-15 03:41:13 AM
1 votes:
Of course he did.
Cera has a huge penis.
Woody Harrison mentioned it in a Rolling Stone interview, that he was surprised that a smallish guy like Cera had such a big hog.
2014-02-15 03:38:19 AM
1 votes:
What lesbian will want her? She has an ass like a 10 year old boy.
2014-02-15 03:36:18 AM
1 votes:
God dammit. This must be how a lot of women felt when Neil Patrick Harris announced he was gay.
2014-02-15 03:27:52 AM
1 votes:
I thought these days it was Bieber and Miley Cyrus looking like twins.
2014-02-15 03:08:21 AM
1 votes:

Abacus9: digitalrain: Oldiron_79: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.

Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John.

Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John in ass-less chaps at a Village People revue.

Not to nitpick, but all chaps are assless, by definition. Because they're chaps, not pants.


So most people think.  But I happen to have a very rare and valuable pair of vintage assed chaps.
2014-02-15 02:43:23 AM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex


By T-Rex, do you mean the band or the dinosaur? It's important.
2014-02-15 02:43:19 AM
1 votes:
Jim Lahey's daughter is gay? Unpossible!

i.imgur.com
2014-02-15 02:40:40 AM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex


Rush Limbaugh
2014-02-15 02:08:54 AM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: Moses


Oh I want to see someone push this enough to start the snowball of media attention just to see the scale of derp that would erupt.
2014-02-15 01:53:05 AM
1 votes:

Iplaybass: I don't care that she's gay.


You've made that clear by announcing it in the thread. Twice.

Iplaybass: I care that people keep blabbing on about this stuff like it's something we all need to know.


Poor you! If only there was some way to not subject yourself to the personal attack that is an internet link! You are the real victim here.
2014-02-15 01:48:36 AM
1 votes:
What was that movie where a confused young woman was in a "lesbian" relationship,just to be informed by her partner that she's probably, no, actually not truly a lesbian; she suggested that she just wanted to be a part of the lesbian click? The young woman was pleading with her to accept her as gay. Yea, she dumped the closeted straight girl. Pretty funny - she wanted so bad to be L.
2014-02-15 01:40:12 AM
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Dusk-You-n-Me: Iplaybass: Nobody cares.

And what better way to prove your indifference then to take the time to post in a thread declaring it.


I think the fact that there are over 135 posts in this thread is sufficient proof that nobody cares.
2014-02-15 01:35:46 AM
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JadedFloridian: You feel kind of stupid now, don't you?


Holy sh*t! Two coworkers have become friends and we have pictures of them! Together! Touching one another! What is strange about this to you? What is your point exactly?
2014-02-15 01:31:27 AM
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DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).


**tilts head slowly**

"He doesn't know."
2014-02-15 01:27:44 AM
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JadedFloridian: but it still seems strange as they had been photographed together a lot.


Yeah, pictures of a man and a woman sure seem strange. What does it mean?
2014-02-15 01:25:38 AM
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baconbeard: efgeise: DamnYankees: slayer199: Ian McKellen is out.  Spacey is still in the closet but it's pretty well-known that he's gay.

Good call. Forgot about McKellan.

Neil Patrick Harris and George Takei?

If Takei is considered an "actor", then the word has no meaning. He's like the Vogon poetry of actors.


Do not insult Takei again, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurlecruncheon, see if I don't.
2014-02-15 01:24:41 AM
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Mutable_Beaver: Is this a repeat from 5 years ago?  Aren't we to the point where peoples' sex lives can stop being news yet?


Have you met humanity?
2014-02-15 01:17:12 AM
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JohnnyC: baconbeard: This is just the thing to jump start a stalled acting career.

I guess you didn't know that she's in next X-Men film?

You have an odd idea of a 'stalled' career. Or is that just your way of making yourself feel better?


It makes me feel like a big man.
2014-02-15 01:13:23 AM
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Cerebral Ballsy: ZoSo_the_Crowe: Cerebral Ballsy: What about Ellen?

I think of her more as a talk show host and a comedian.

Yeah but she's been steady A- list for a long time.. NPH disappeared for like 15 years down a.. Rabbit hole or something.


No he had work...
thewolfmancometh.files.wordpress.com
2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-15 01:09:59 AM
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NobleHam: roflmaonow: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay.

Yea I had no idea there was any word that he'd be gay, is it because he does a lot of theater?

It's because he is/was a handsome man who's remained single. I've heard the rumors, as mentioned above, but he's also been seen with girlfriends. He may be bi, but I think he's mainly just a reclusive person.


Last I checked, wandering around set hand in hand with some twink isn't something a reclusive straight man does.
2014-02-15 01:03:46 AM
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Remember when 'Juno' came out, and was instantly pushed by the Christianists because of its supposedly "anti-abortion" message?

You supported a decadent, hedonistic LEZBO, Christianists!!!!
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2014-02-15 12:59:43 AM
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: The signs were there.


 


Actually, Drew Barrymore is bisexual. They would make a cute couple.
2014-02-15 12:53:14 AM
1 votes:
Odds seem pretty good if you name your daughter Ellen she's gonna like the pink taco.
2014-02-15 12:53:07 AM
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JohnnyC: Cerebral Ballsy: Is Andy Dick out yet?

I was kind of hoping he had been eaten by a bear or something...


I think Fark would be the first to notice if there was a Dick out that got eaten by a bear.
2014-02-15 12:48:59 AM
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So, is she going lesbian or what?
2014-02-15 12:47:51 AM
1 votes:
Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.
2014-02-15 12:46:36 AM
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ArcadianRefugee: I long for the day when gays are accepted as equals; only then will people "coming out" stop being news.


Yes, but then you'll have the people grafting genitals grown in petri dishes onto their face complaining of discrimination and asking for their own washrooms.
2014-02-15 12:46:15 AM
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Cerebral Ballsy: Is Andy Dick out yet?


I was kind of hoping he had been eaten by a bear or something...
2014-02-15 12:45:57 AM
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God damnit.. That was one if my celeb crushes. This is how I know there is no god..unless.. You dirty devil jesus.. I like your thinking.
2014-02-15 12:44:20 AM
1 votes:
Is Andy Dick out yet?
2014-02-15 12:40:58 AM
1 votes:

Cerebral Ballsy: What about Ellen?


I think of her more as a talk show host and a comedian.
2014-02-15 12:40:32 AM
1 votes:
don't worry Ellen

i can see past teh gay
and am still here for you.

xxx
2014-02-15 12:36:45 AM
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jaytkay: LUG

Oh, wait she's 26. And she was in the closet? Why?


She was waiting for the right time. I'm going to guess she's up against someone else for a part.

/PR conspiracies everywhere!
2014-02-15 12:35:03 AM
1 votes:
LUG

Oh, wait she's 26. And she was in the closet? Why?
2014-02-15 12:29:05 AM
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kronicfeld: DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?

Wife and I have thought this for some time. But you're right, no objective reason, just a hunch. Hashtag gaydar I guess.


It's a surprise to me.  She seemed so sexy in Super.
2014-02-15 12:28:50 AM
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I'd like to say no1curr, but unfortunately we, as a society, haven't gotten to that point yet. Plenty of people will care plenty, and I'm sure they'll be here shortly to tell us about how much they don't care, and that people should keep it to themselves.
2014-02-15 12:17:14 AM
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DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?


Wife and I have thought this for some time. But you're right, no objective reason, just a hunch. Hashtag gaydar I guess.
2014-02-15 12:15:01 AM
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Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?
2014-02-14 11:15:15 PM
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Ok. I've still never been that impressed with her acting. Too nasally.
2014-02-14 11:04:48 PM
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Michael Cera ruined the new season of Arrested Development.
2014-02-14 10:57:50 PM
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I thought this was .....sadly.......well known
 
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