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(People Magazine)   "Juno" star Ellen Page announces that Michael Cera has permanently ruined men for her   (people.com) divider line 536
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2014-02-14 10:54:29 PM  
DAMN YOU, GEORGE-MICHAEL BLUUUUUTH!!! i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-14 10:55:11 PM  

Captain Steroid: DAMN YOU, GEORGE-MICHAEL BLUUUUUTH!!! [i1182.photobucket.com image 26x26]


THIS!


/I'm here for you, Ellen!  Shaking or not!
 
2014-02-14 10:57:50 PM  
I thought this was .....sadly.......well known
 
2014-02-14 10:58:55 PM  
Probably just a phase.
 
2014-02-14 11:04:48 PM  
Michael Cera ruined the new season of Arrested Development.
 
2014-02-14 11:15:15 PM  
Ok. I've still never been that impressed with her acting. Too nasally.
 
2014-02-14 11:16:33 PM  
Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).
 
2014-02-14 11:26:36 PM  

DamnYankees: Ok. I've still never been that impressed with her acting. Too nasally.


Her face/mouth doesn't really involve the nasalness.

/Just saying
 
2014-02-14 11:51:31 PM  

DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).


Off the top of my head: Jim Parsons
 
2014-02-14 11:52:14 PM  
How does this affect her draft stock?
 
2014-02-14 11:58:24 PM  
I still blame Selena Gomez.
 
2014-02-14 11:58:46 PM  

propasaurus: DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).

Off the top of my head: Jim Parsons


Hm. I guess I was thinking movies. I don't consider being famous for being on TBBT to be legit fame.
 
2014-02-15 12:07:11 AM  
I really liked Ellen Page in Hard Candy....really tough in that one.

DamnYankees: Spacey and Foster are more famous


Foster is out...she came out at the 2013 Golden Globes.

Ian McKellen is out.  Spacey is still in the closet but it's pretty well-known that he's gay.

I hope to live long enough where nobody gives a shiat about this crap anymore and people don't need to hide or proclaim their sexuality.
 
2014-02-15 12:07:14 AM  

JerseyTim: How does this affect her draft stock?


I hope she's not a distraction to Hollywood.
 
2014-02-15 12:08:35 AM  

slayer199: Ian McKellen is out.  Spacey is still in the closet but it's pretty well-known that he's gay.


Good call. Forgot about McKellan.
 
2014-02-15 12:09:05 AM  
Yeah, like this wasn't already known?
 
2014-02-15 12:11:42 AM  
And I prefer sharp cheddar instead of mild.

Who the hell cares?
 
2014-02-15 12:12:05 AM  

DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).


I didn't know Kevin Spacey was gay. That puts American Beauty in a different light.

I thought Ellen Page was already out of the closet, though.
 
2014-02-15 12:15:01 AM  
Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?
 
2014-02-15 12:16:01 AM  
She has always seemed like someone with whom it would be very satisfying to snuggle.
 
2014-02-15 12:17:14 AM  

DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?


Wife and I have thought this for some time. But you're right, no objective reason, just a hunch. Hashtag gaydar I guess.
 
2014-02-15 12:25:37 AM  
Hell, if this is a good excuse for me to watch Whip It again, fine by me.  Really under appreciated movie.
 
2014-02-15 12:26:58 AM  

DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?


Gaydar, apparently.  Sad news, since she'll be legal in a few more years.
 
2014-02-15 12:27:23 AM  
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CEEEERAAAAA!!!
 
2014-02-15 12:27:25 AM  

Molavian: DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?

Gaydar, apparently.  Sad news, since she'll be legal in a few more years.


She's 26.
 
2014-02-15 12:27:36 AM  
This is about as shocking as rubber floor mats.
 
2014-02-15 12:28:39 AM  

HotWingAgenda: DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).

I didn't know Kevin Spacey was gay. That puts American Beauty in a different light.

I thought Ellen Page was already out of the closet, though.


He's not. He's said in interviews multiple times he's not gay. Of course, some people will always speculate that he is.
 
2014-02-15 12:28:50 AM  
I'd like to say no1curr, but unfortunately we, as a society, haven't gotten to that point yet. Plenty of people will care plenty, and I'm sure they'll be here shortly to tell us about how much they don't care, and that people should keep it to themselves.
 
2014-02-15 12:29:05 AM  

kronicfeld: DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?

Wife and I have thought this for some time. But you're right, no objective reason, just a hunch. Hashtag gaydar I guess.


It's a surprise to me.  She seemed so sexy in Super.
 
2014-02-15 12:29:36 AM  
You mean she isn't getting a Dell?

/Dude...wtf?
 
2014-02-15 12:30:02 AM  

DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?


I thought she was gay because she acts a bit like a man.. And it comes through in her acting from Trailer Park Boys (maybe even especially TPB since this was before she'd received intense coaching) all the way through Juno. I thought if she wasn't gay, she was a hellova tomboy, NTTAWWT.
 
2014-02-15 12:30:22 AM  
Who didn't know
 
2014-02-15 12:30:48 AM  
After a few years in the wilderness, Ellen Page returns with a new publicist who knows how to get her back on the Hollywood A-list.
 
2014-02-15 12:31:08 AM  

kronicfeld: She has always seemed like someone with whom it would be very satisfying to snuggle.


Yeah, but apparently it wasn't meant to be. Now we'll have to settle for imagining her snuggling with another woman.
 
2014-02-15 12:32:09 AM  
Cool that she came out bravely announcing her orientation.

Sad that she prefers females.

/Another dream dies in my heart.
 
2014-02-15 12:32:37 AM  
I wonder if Micheal Cera will come out now.
 
2014-02-15 12:33:31 AM  

Dialectic: I wonder if Micheal Cera will come out now.


Lol I was gonna say this
 
2014-02-15 12:33:31 AM  

DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).


Including past actors, how about Ronald Reagan
 
2014-02-15 12:35:03 AM  
LUG

Oh, wait she's 26. And she was in the closet? Why?
 
2014-02-15 12:35:21 AM  
No Obvious tag?
 
2014-02-15 12:35:43 AM  

cyberspacedout: kronicfeld: She has always seemed like someone with whom it would be very satisfying to snuggle.

Yeah, but apparently it wasn't meant to be. Now we'll have to settle for imagining her snuggling with another woman.


If it's actually just snuggling, it shouldn't matter if she's gay.  Or if she's a dude.  Or if she's a gay dude.
 
2014-02-15 12:35:51 AM  
Now it makes sense why they included the lesbian-ish ending option in Beyond: Two Souls!

\totally chose that one
\\not as interesting as I had hoped
 
2014-02-15 12:36:45 AM  

jaytkay: LUG

Oh, wait she's 26. And she was in the closet? Why?


She was waiting for the right time. I'm going to guess she's up against someone else for a part.

/PR conspiracies everywhere!
 
2014-02-15 12:37:43 AM  

Dialectic: I wonder if Micheal Cera will come out now.


I'm not convinced he even falls on the spectrum of human sexuality.

/if he even IS human
 
2014-02-15 12:38:22 AM  

DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).


Neil Patrick Harris
 
2014-02-15 12:39:14 AM  

ZoSo_the_Crowe: DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).

Neil Patrick Harris


What about Ellen?
 
2014-02-15 12:40:26 AM  

RobertBruce: I thought this was .....sadly.......well known


This!
 
2014-02-15 12:40:32 AM  
don't worry Ellen

i can see past teh gay
and am still here for you.

xxx
 
2014-02-15 12:40:58 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: What about Ellen?


I think of her more as a talk show host and a comedian.
 
2014-02-15 12:41:23 AM  
The headline presumes that Michael Cera is male
 
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