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2014-02-15 03:10:58 PM

rv4-farker: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.


Took a while of idle speculation and mid-morning pants-touching, didn't it?
 
2014-02-15 03:11:45 PM

MajorTubeSteak: ciberido: slave2grind: RobertBruce: I thought this was .....sadly.......well known

This, and also for all the attention whoring lgbt celebrities:
[media.tumblr.com image 500x325]
"Whoopie farking Doo."

No one really cares, and most everyone already knows.

And the fact that there are over 400 posts in this thread just proves that nobody cares.  But I appreciate you taking time out of your busy day to inform us that you don't care.

That's what I don't get.

News: Page is teh gay
Fark: no1curr
Thread Views: 17K+
Posts: 400+

Huh?


Well duh. Nothing shows you don't care about something more than talking to random strangers on the internet about your beliefs.
 
2014-02-15 03:14:32 PM

rynthetyn: That collaborates what I said since that's the same movie I was talking about--the Florida recount movie for HBO.


This corroborates my deeply held suspicion that no-one is safe from auto-correct and it will eventually be the death of us all.
 
2014-02-15 03:15:14 PM

ciberido: CivicMindedFive: Don't care much what she is.  What is interesting is how some people think it's a heroic and brave thing to come out of the closet..... in Hollywood.  It's like a Christian claiming to be brave for preaching in church.

No, it's not at all like that, though it might be a little like how such Christians view themselves.  But it's funny how mad it makes you that other people support her, and how much you want to take that away from her (and us).

Maybe if you grit your teeth and stomp up and down, that might make it all go away.


 It's also a silly argument since Hollywood may be gay friendly in the abstract, they're still busy telling actors not to come out if the want to have a career. Heck, there were a ton of stories about how Zachary Quinto wanted to come out long before he did, but his people kept insisting that he wait because he'd get blamed if Star Trek tanked.
 
2014-02-15 03:16:38 PM

DrBenway: rynthetyn: That collaborates what I said since that's the same movie I was talking about--the Florida recount movie for HBO.

This corroborates my deeply held suspicion that no-one is safe from auto-correct and it will eventually be the death of us all.


Farking autocorrect.
 
2014-02-15 03:18:59 PM

rynthetyn: DrBenway: rynthetyn: That collaborates what I said since that's the same movie I was talking about--the Florida recount movie for HBO.

This corroborates my deeply held suspicion that no-one is safe from auto-correct and it will eventually be the death of us all.

Farking autocorrect.




Auto incorrect?
 
2014-02-15 03:22:18 PM

Repo Man: rynthetyn: DrBenway: rynthetyn: That collaborates what I said since that's the same movie I was talking about--the Florida recount movie for HBO.

This corroborates my deeply held suspicion that no-one is safe from auto-correct and it will eventually be the death of us all.

Farking autocorrect.

Auto incorrect?


Auto FTFY?
 
2014-02-15 03:25:13 PM

grumpfuff: I'm a straight guy. Most straight porn(and lesbian porn) doesn't turn me on because of how laughably ridiculous and fake it is. What does this say about your "experiment"?


not much.  watching girls have sex does little for me (watching girls kiss is a turn on, but watching girls eat pussy is boring because they really have no idea what they are doing). I skip most girl-girl scenes and really don't understand why pretty much every mainstream porno has at least one. I am also not going to fap to most mainstream porn because, well, most is shot by morons who will cut to james deen's o face right when I am about to get there, ruining the moment.

Porn that turns me on - watching a pretty girl suck a dick, a pretty girl taking it from behind, fairly vanilla really.  I'm far kinkier in real life than in the porn I consume.  Point is that the porn people REALLY consume is usually secret, just as often what REALLY turns someone on is secret, and I'll bet money that there are many supposed bisexuals that are fapping to one kind of porn and not both.  My wife is a perfect example, as I stated earlier - she claimed at one point in her life to be lesbian.  She dated and had sex with girls.  She was never a lesbian or even bi, what she was was WILLING to have sex with girls.  I have watched girl-girl porn with her (hell I've watched all kinds of porn with her) and I have noticed that girl girl scenes do not dampen the tunnel whatsoever.  If she was TRULY bisexual, girls would make her wet.  They, well, don't.  Because she isn't gay or bisexual.  Dick makes her wet.

grumpfuff: Never mind the dozens of famous lesbians that have not married men.


I never said that lesbians were not a thing.  i said and stand by that many famous actresses "come out" and are not what they are claiming and that they keep doing it, and I'll keep calling them out as long as they do.  Is it possible that Ellen Page is truly a lesbian?  Sure, anything is possible.  is it LIKELY?  Not really, and we will see as time goes by, because I betcha in a few years you'll see the news piece "Ellen Page marries (insert dude)".  And you'll read the news piece "Ellen Page says she never said she was lesbian, WHY ARE PEOPLE SO HUNG UP ON SEX".

And I'll show you guys the news piece from years back when, yes, EP CLEARLY said she was a lesbian.  And you'll claim "HOW DARE YOU LESBIANS ARE REAL YOU BIGOT".
 
2014-02-15 03:31:18 PM

frepnog: atching girls have sex does little for me (watching girls kiss is a turn on, but watching girls eat pussy is boring because they really have no idea what they are doing). I skip most girl-girl scenes and really don't understand why pretty much every mainstream porno has at least one.


Most mainstream lesbian porn sucks because it is made by men, for men. Watching lesbian porn made by women, for women, is a very different thing.


frepnog: If she was TRULY bisexual, girls would make her wet.  They, well, don't.  Because she isn't gay or bisexual.  Dick makes her wet.


By this logic, because straight porn doesn't get me horny, I must not be straight. And since gay porn doesn't get me horny, I must not be gay either.

frepnog: i said and stand by that many famous actresses "come out" and are not what they are claiming and that they keep doing it, and I'll keep calling them out as long as they do.


No, you claimed this is the case then gave 3 examples(2 of which are highly debatable) out of the dozens of women actresses that have come out.

frepnog: is it LIKELY?  Not really,


Again, your argument for this is half-based on "She's too pretty to be a lesbian." The rest of it is based on above 3 examples.

frepnog: And I'll show you guys the news piece from years back when, yes, EP CLEARLY said she was a lesbian.


I have my doubts about this. People showed you the scripts where LL said she was bisexual, and you just went "NO SHE SAID LESBIAN!"
 
2014-02-15 03:35:33 PM

ciberido: Based on other threads it's pretty clear that frepnog hates homosexuals and women. So a gay woman is REALLY going to grind his gears.


no, it isn't.  what is clear, based on other threads, is that you pay no attention to what I say and decide you believe what I MEAN based on your own assumptions.

gay people are fine.  women are freaking awesome, I love having sex with them.

I said it earlier.  I have a bit of a problem with women that claim to be lesbian and then end up married to guys because it gives fuel to the fools that say gay people are not born that way, that being gay is a choice.

yeah, I don't like those people.

/What I really am is a conundrum, a fark liberal atheist that votes republican because while my views are often liberal, democrats are usually very wrong for the country and I will never forgive Tipper and her party for the censorship crap of the 80's.  Yes, republicans may not like your heavy metal, but they will fight to the death for your right to listen to it, while democrats court hollywood and the music industry but would love to pass laws that limit your right to consume the products those industries produce.
 
2014-02-15 03:38:08 PM

MajorTubeSteak: Repo Man: rynthetyn: DrBenway: rynthetyn: That collaborates what I said since that's the same movie I was talking about--the Florida recount movie for HBO.

This corroborates my deeply held suspicion that no-one is safe from auto-correct and it will eventually be the death of us all.

Farking autocorrect.

Auto incorrect?

Auto FTFY?


"Failed that for you"?
 
2014-02-15 03:44:14 PM

grumpfuff: Watching lesbian porn made by women, for women, is a very different thing.


seen that stuff too.  boring as farking dirt.  seen male gay porn too.  didn't make my dick hard.

grumpfuff: By this logic, because straight porn doesn't get me horny, I must not be straight.


you sir, are lying.  if you are straight and watch porn, it may not be from vivid, but you are certainly not fapping to guys farking each other in the butt.

grumpfuff: Again, your argument for this is half-based on "She's too pretty to be a lesbian."


meh, this I'll give you - the argument is weak.  It just keeps being accurate.

grumpfuff: I have my doubts about this. People showed you the scripts where LL said she was bisexual, and you just went "NO SHE SAID LESBIAN!"


Lindsey decribed herself, at the time she was dating Samantha Ronson, as being in a lesbian relationship.  She now claims she was never a lesbian.  She never claimed she was bi.  She said she was "in a lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson".  Once again....  not sure what to tell you, dude.
 
2014-02-15 03:46:20 PM

rynthetyn: ciberido: CivicMindedFive: Don't care much what she is.  What is interesting is how some people think it's a heroic and brave thing to come out of the closet..... in Hollywood.  It's like a Christian claiming to be brave for preaching in church.

No, it's not at all like that, though it might be a little like how such Christians view themselves.  But it's funny how mad it makes you that other people support her, and how much you want to take that away from her (and us).

Maybe if you grit your teeth and stomp up and down, that might make it all go away.

 It's also a silly argument since Hollywood may be gay friendly in the abstract, they're still busy telling actors not to come out if the want to have a career. Heck, there were a ton of stories about how Zachary Quinto wanted to come out long before he did, but his people kept insisting that he wait because he'd get blamed if Star Trek tanked.


i think this may have to do with why celebrities are coming out now, as opposed to why they USED to.  because someone being gay tends to get a "yeah so what?" response, often with a healthy dose of "we already new that" it's not really news.

UNLESS, as seems to be the on the rise lately from what i've seen, celebrities are coming out as a way of saying "this is my partner who i've been with since *insert date here* and we're sick of the conservatives saying we can't get married and raise our family the way we want to."  i've noticed that since the anti-bullying/"it gets better/etc media blitz died down a bit and things like NOH8/"straight but not narrow" campaigns are gaining support as well, a lot of the celebrities coming out are doing so to support legalization of same-sex marriage.
 
2014-02-15 03:46:46 PM

frepnog: watching girls have sex does little for me (watching girls kiss is a turn on, but watching girls eat pussy is boring because they really have no idea what they are doing).


Only replying because at first glance that makes no sense.  Girls would know best, right?

Bad porn is bad porn, regardless of personal preferences.  A lot of it is faked or done when high as a kite or nervous and giggling.

I love some good lesbian porn(and solo female), where in the girls actually seem to be enjoying each other and the acts themselves, and not overacting or more simply being boring or laughing because it feels ridiculous(which a lot of porn is).

Seeing women convincingly get off(or at least enjoying(in a sensual way) working on it) is what gets me off.  It's that convincing bit that's somewhat of a rarity in the general wider world of porn.

That is why streaming/amateur porn is making it bigger.  People can search for what they like instead of "Sigh, the shiat I have to put up with . jpg"  That was all fine and well when that's all there was, it's like food. Hunger is the best sauce, and desperation will drive you to consume anything you can get your hands on.  People now have the luxury of being porn connoisseurs.
 
2014-02-15 03:47:01 PM

frepnog: then what, pray tell, what the reason for this shocking revelation?  no one cared who she slept with.  no one was seriously sitting around wishing EP would come out.


There's literally nothing in the article except her explanation for why and why now.

But given your, what, thirty posts? in this thread, I will say that I believe you believe that nobody could possibly have a non-attention-whoring reason for coming out. Okay then.
 
2014-02-15 03:50:22 PM

frepnog: seen that stuff too.  boring as farking dirt.  seen male gay porn too.  didn't make my dick hard.


Because neither of these things were produced with you in mind.

frepnog: if you are straight and watch porn


There's your problem. I don't really watch porn, and when I do, I am incredibly selective about it.

frepnog: Lindsey decribed herself, at the time she was dating Samantha Ronson, as being in a lesbian relationship.


That's funny, I was under the impression that two women dating was a lesbian relationship. The part to note here is she called the RELATIONSHIP lesbian, not herself.
 
2014-02-15 03:51:40 PM

DrBenway: MajorTubeSteak: Repo Man: rynthetyn: DrBenway: rynthetyn: That collaborates what I said since that's the same movie I was talking about--the Florida recount movie for HBO.

This corroborates my deeply held suspicion that no-one is safe from auto-correct and it will eventually be the death of us all.

Farking autocorrect.

Auto incorrect?

Auto FTFY?

"Failed that for you"?


With Auto-Fixed-That-For-You(TM), the Intertubes would be a better place.

You Typed: Your mother is a dirty whore and you can go Fark yourself! <Add Comment>

AutoFTFY
: Your mother has questionable hygiene and loose morals and you can go have a great day!
 
2014-02-15 04:03:34 PM

grumpfuff: The part to note here is she called the RELATIONSHIP lesbian, not herself.


how can you be in a lesbian relationship and not be a lesbian?

oh because you aren't one I guess.

grumpfuff: Because neither of these things were produced with you in mind


My Little Pony wasn't produced with 35 year old men in mind either, but bronies sure enjoy it.

o_0
 
2014-02-15 04:11:57 PM
Everyone pretty much knew from watching her in ReGenesis almost 10 years ago...

ellenpagefans.fanzoom.net
 
2014-02-15 04:16:07 PM

frepnog: theflatline: I think most women are inherently bi.


no.  just no


Yes, just yes. Sorry, there's to much too empirical evidence to the contrary. Dudes don't go gay unless they're gay or in a fraternity. Girls go gay after a beer or a pillow fight.
 
2014-02-15 04:20:44 PM

ciberido: bim1154: Have to wonder how many of these women coming out are actually gay and not just doing it because it seems to be a fad.  It's a sad thing if they are using this for attention.

No, I really don't, but I do have to wonder what the hell is wrong with you that you think like this.


Like what?  Do you know how many celebrities jump on the "I'm a druggy/alcoholic/*choose subject" for attention when some actually don't have a problem at all and it's done for media attention?  I don't know anything about this person, could care less if she is gay, straight or what the fark.  If she is gay and coming out, I salute her, but if she is some immature twit who is doing this for media attention and she is not gay, then she's an insult to anyone who has actually struggled with coming out.  I question any celebrity who opens their mouth over some controversial issue... most tend to be media whores in some way or another.  Prove me wrong.
 
2014-02-15 04:21:18 PM

frepnog: What I really am is a conundrum, a fark liberal atheist that votes republican because while my views are often liberal, democrats are usually very wrong for the country and I will never forgive Tipper and her party for the censorship crap of the 80's.  Yes, republicans may not like your heavy metal, but they will fight to the death for your right to listen to it, while democrats court hollywood and the music industry but would love to pass laws that limit your right to consume the products those industries produce.


It's not so much that you are wierd, it's that we've just passed peak liberal, and it's coming out, or becoming more noticable, if you will, that the liberal individuals can be every bit as controlling, ignorant, prejudice, etc as the worst conservatives/republicans.

Delusion, low intelligence, woefully low logical abilities, authoritarianism etc, these things aren't exclusive to either party.  One just has more publicized examples.

That's why I pointed out about the moral high ground above.  Any given individual can be a dullard, basket case, or an asshole, in fact, a great percentage of our population are just such people, whatever their political affiliation or stance on a topic.

They make all the same flawed arguments and take all the same inaccurate presumptions that make the opposition complete fools. Really, it's just a roll of the dice that landed them on the other side of the topic.

It's akin to making a wild guess and ending up being right, and then trying to brag about how they knew all along.  No, it was a shot in the dark, and attempting to ally themselves with the people who did struggle through all that messy "thought" can actually hurt causes, Ie create more strife and cement the opposition firmer into place. They shoot straight towards argument/outrage instead of cool and calculated reason, quite hypocritically.

That's what's really annoying about the liberals and atheists that are a bit too much the "vocal minority".  Some good ideas, now tainted with the same cognitive bias/dissonance and poor behavior that the other side formerly had exclusive rights to.

Very similar to the trope of one becoming just like their parents and not noticing the transition.  A lesson that, very sadly, only few learn.

I'm all for equal rights among all the races of man, all the (now)various genders, sexes, and states of mental being, as long as someone isn't a direct threat to society(ie, how murderers and thieves lose some, if not all, rights), not how gays are supposedly bad for society(what a crock of shiat argument).
 
2014-02-15 04:22:10 PM

Foxxinnia: After a few years in the wilderness, Ellen Page returns with a new publicist who knows how to get her back on the Hollywood A-list.


That problem has been licked.
 
2014-02-15 04:24:37 PM

moogoob: LectertheChef: frepnog: LectertheChef: two short months after the GLAAD event where she came out

not sure what to tell you.

LectertheChef: "It's been frustrating as I don't label myself one way or another - I have had successful relationships with men and now a woman. I love who I love, it's the person that matters."

of course she said that.  she met johnny depp on the set of rum diaries and all pretense of being gay withered under his cock.

Except of course, she said the very same thing at the GLAAD event. Her coming out consisted of her saying hey, that's my girlfriend over there. So, she never said she was gay, and neither did Lindsay Lohan. Lohan explicitly stated that she's bisexual. So now we're back down to just Anne Heche.

Are bisexuals not queer?


We are, but there are non-bisexuals on both sides (heterosexuals and homosexuals) for find bisexuality discomforting and would rather think of a person being either 100% gay or 100% straight.   Bisexual erasure is, alas, a real thing.

There are a lot of myths* about bisexuality being a "transition state" or a "lie" some homosexuals tell themselves because they don't want to admit that they're gay.

What's kinda funny is that the majority of lbgtq folk are bisexual: some other lbgtq folk try to claim that we don't even exist when, in fact, we outnumber them!

/* To be clear, I'm not calling these idea "myths" because I think they're NEVER true: I call them "myths" because they are treated as universal truths when they're simply not.
 
2014-02-15 04:25:30 PM

frepnog: how can you be in a lesbian relationship and not be a lesbian?

oh because you aren't one I guess.


"Lesbian" in this case is describing "relationship", not the person or people in said relationship. It is a lesbian relationship because there are two girls dating. Two girls dating is the literal definition of "lesbian relationship." If one of those girls then goes on to date a guy, the relationship she had with a girl is still a lesbian relationship.


frepnog: My Little Pony wasn't produced with 35 year old men in mind either, but bronies sure enjoy it.


Well, we can both agree to be confused by that one.
 
2014-02-15 04:31:59 PM
Frederick:
It's a surprise to me.  She seemed so sexy in Super.

Honestly, we should be blaming Rainn Wilson.

(great movie though)
 
2014-02-15 04:32:15 PM

frepnog: Yes, republicans may not like your heavy metal, but they will fight to the death for your right to listen to it


No they won't, no matter what they put on a bumper sticker.

Anyway, it's not 1985, no one gives a shiat about heavy metal.
 
2014-02-15 04:37:02 PM

bim1154: ciberido: bim1154: Have to wonder how many of these women coming out are actually gay and not just doing it because it seems to be a fad.  It's a sad thing if they are using this for attention.

No, I really don't, but I do have to wonder what the hell is wrong with you that you think like this.

Like what?  Do you know how many celebrities jump on the "I'm a druggy/alcoholic/*choose subject" for attention when some actually don't have a problem at all and it's done for media attention?  I don't know anything about this person, could care less if she is gay, straight or what the fark.  If she is gay and coming out, I salute her, but if she is some immature twit who is doing this for media attention and she is not gay, then she's an insult to anyone who has actually struggled with coming out.  I question any celebrity who opens their mouth over some controversial issue... most tend to be media whores in some way or another.  Prove me wrong.


There's a point of contention about celebrities trying to influence social/political movements.

1. They're actors, and generally speaking, not any sort of experts on anything but....acting(if that).
2. Many of them are nutjobs.  Lohan, Cruise, Bynes, Dickenson, Plastic surgery ladies that look like corpses...etc.
3. Many many obvious attention whores.

Some of it may be on good intention, but is largely based on faith that their limited understanding of a topic is right, not out of any real analytical ability.

It's good to do nice things when you find you have some access to the public eye, if not actual power.  Much honor to Page here if she's genuine, or even if she's lying to further the gay rights cause.  Not so much if it's for attention, whether or not she's gay.

The problem with others, is that they're not behind such clear cut causes.  Look at Jenny McCarthy and the absolute perfect storm of derp from countless other celebs on other issues, wars to healthcare to child rearing.

Entirely too many people overstep their abilities and intelligence, and too many do it as a false front, because it makes them feel good, even if they are full of horseshiat like McCarthy.  She think's she's brave and strong, standing in the face of adversity, even honorable and commendable.

As I said, too many people do that, lack that self awareness, more or less fool themselves into being morans.  From blind fark posters to unaware celebrities.
 
2014-02-15 04:40:16 PM

theflatline: Clooney used to bang Roberta Close, a rather hot tranny from brasil.


I realize you don't care, but for the benefit of others reading this thread, "tranny" is offensive.  There are better words, such as "transwoman," that one could use instead.
 
2014-02-15 04:40:45 PM

omeganuepsilon: bim1154: ciberido: bim1154: Have to wonder how many of these women coming out are actually gay and not just doing it because it seems to be a fad.  It's a sad thing if they are using this for attention.

No, I really don't, but I do have to wonder what the hell is wrong with you that you think like this.

Like what?  Do you know how many celebrities jump on the "I'm a druggy/alcoholic/*choose subject" for attention when some actually don't have a problem at all and it's done for media attention?  I don't know anything about this person, could care less if she is gay, straight or what the fark.  If she is gay and coming out, I salute her, but if she is some immature twit who is doing this for media attention and she is not gay, then she's an insult to anyone who has actually struggled with coming out.  I question any celebrity who opens their mouth over some controversial issue... most tend to be media whores in some way or another.  Prove me wrong.

There's a point of contention about celebrities trying to influence social/political movements.

1. They're actors, and generally speaking, not any sort of experts on anything but....acting(if that).
2. Many of them are nutjobs.  Lohan, Cruise, Bynes, Dickenson, Plastic surgery ladies that look like corpses...etc.
3. Many many obvious attention whores.

Some of it may be on good intention, but is largely based on faith that their limited understanding of a topic is right, not out of any real analytical ability.

It's good to do nice things when you find you have some access to the public eye, if not actual power.  Much honor to Page here if she's genuine, or even if she's lying to further the gay rights cause.  Not so much if it's for attention, whether or not she's gay.

The problem with others, is that they're not behind such clear cut causes.  Look at Jenny McCarthy and the absolute perfect storm of derp from countless other celebs on other issues, wars to healthcare to child rearing.

Entirely too many people overste ...


I had you flagged as a favorite for quite a while now.  You never disappoint.
 
2014-02-15 04:47:46 PM

MajorTubeSteak: educated: This thread seems super charged with asshole.
Is that a new Fark feature? A button in profiles?

New and improved Fark.  Now with 20% more assholes!


You've got the angry homophobes and the caveman misogynists, and while there's a lot of overlap between those two groups, it's still a lot more assholes, many of them with twice the reason to get their hole on.  Add in all the straight guys who just came into the thread hoping for pictures of hot lesbians (who are not especially assholish per se --- but there are a LOT of them so they're going to add some assholes into the mix just by virtue of sheer numbers), and we're talking about Ghostbusters Twinkie time.

Only it's a Twinkie made of assholes.
 
2014-02-15 04:51:44 PM

 i blame it on her  father


3.bp.blogspot.com
static2.wikia.nocookie.net

/ plus cera has no balls
 
2014-02-15 04:51:48 PM

ciberido: Ghostbusters Twinkie time.


I read that as "Ghostbusters Twink time", and was about to ask where on earth you get your porn from.
 
2014-02-15 04:52:48 PM

BATMANATEE: She is playing Julianne Moore's lover in an upcoming movie about gay rights, so it's no surprise she would choose now to come out publicly. It heads off the self righteous douchebag activists from calling her a hypocrite and trying to force her out against her will again, and also free publicity.



FTFY
 
2014-02-15 04:56:36 PM
Vladimir Putin .. announces that Michael Cera has permanently ruined men for her

Thanks, Firefox tabbed browsing feature
 
2014-02-15 05:10:02 PM

solitary: I AM COMPLETELY SUPRISED THAT ANYBODY GIVES A FARK yet this gets the most comments?


Sometimes threads allow people to discuss the linked article. Sometimes the thread takes on a life of their own.
 
2014-02-15 05:12:27 PM

bim1154: I had you flagged as a favorite for quite a while now.  You never disappoint.


How can you possibly miss the threads where I am nothing but an aggrandizing asshole?

I do, however, only tend to be so to just the types I'm talking about here.

As I said above, an intervention on scale isn't possible, but I do what I can online.....
/I did note above how we all rationalize some behaviors.
//really, I'm just out to amuse myself, be it exercise some critical thinking, tell jokes, or try to kick someone in the pants who really should know better
_________________

What's the best sign of of someone not being anti-gay?  IMO, when someone comes out as being gay,the reply is "So? Good on you for being brave enough to come out with it, but does it change a thing?  Now come help me lift this, the project is due friday and I don't want to work late. Wife and I are throwing a party, you're still coming, right?"

Since I posted a theory where Page could be lying and it would still be noble...

The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of celebrities lying about being gay to support the cause.  Sit down and film an interview or monologue.  Do a spiel where it's a speech about why it's wrong to hate gays, work in what their preferences are(straight or bi or otherwise) and explain about the fake, the motivations.  Lastly, record the fake admission.  Only, they release the admission excerpt first, then the rest of the video(same clothes, same setting since it was all recorded at once) a week later so bigot's don't get to go "well, he's just scared for his career so he's claiming to be straight again".

Now, that's a rough draft mind you, but I think some actors with gravitas could really pull it off as a good paternal shaming.

Clooney if he's not gay.  He's so stereotypically masculine that his public "out" would be big news, like Rock Hudson breaking so many hearts when it was found he was gay.

 He's a big enough name where the temporary fiasco wouldn't hurt his career at all.

It could desensitize people to it, if a lot of well known people supposedly coming out every few days, take away a lot of the shock factor and involuntary reaction.  Sure, you can avoid one movie star, but if you really watch a lot of movies, would 40 stars coming out of the closet really make you ponder the wisdom of you being too bias now that you have no movies to watch?

So what if people just learn to assume it's fake and go on viewing that celeb as they would anyhow.  Isn't that the kind of equality we're after here?

There's enough beating around the bush and a lot of indy movements that don't see much media coverage.  It's time to step up the game.

I think there's some potential there at any rate.
 
2014-02-15 05:13:06 PM

frepnog: semiotix: frepnog: in other words, her career isn't going that well, she needs exposure, so OF COURSE she is gay.

spman: Meh, this wasn't a secret, just an attempt by her to get some publicity for her otherwise dying film career.

baconbeard: This is just the thing to jump start a stalled acting career.

Old Man Winter: Good timing, she faded off the radar for a few years.

Rrrrriiiiight. Plus those grapes were probably sour anyway. And lesbian, they were lesbian grapes, but only because they wanted the attention.

then what, pray tell, what the reason for this shocking revelation?  no one cared who she slept with.  no one was seriously sitting around wishing EP would come out.


Says you.

I can finally get some sleep.
 
2014-02-15 05:22:37 PM

DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?


I think it was probably because she is just So Gay. I mean... She's basically the quintessential short, smart, talented lesbian. Think about it; have you ever seen her outside of a movie or high-end interview NOT wearing flannel? And she juggles; who takes the time to learn to juggle these days? Not straight people, I'll tell ya that. I hate stereotypes but sometimes they getcha; you just can't help it :T
 
2014-02-15 05:24:37 PM

frepnog: ciberido: Based on other threads it's pretty clear that frepnog hates homosexuals and women. So a gay woman is REALLY going to grind his gears.

no, it isn't.  what is clear, based on other threads, is that you pay no attention to what I say and decide you believe what I MEAN based on your own assumptions.

gay people are fine.  women are freaking awesome, I love having sex with them.

I said it earlier.  I have a bit of a problem with women that claim to be lesbian and then end up married to guys because it gives fuel to the fools that say gay people are not born that way, that being gay is a choice.

yeah, I don't like those people.

/What I really am is a conundrum, a fark liberal atheist that votes republican because while my views are often liberal, democrats are usually very wrong for the country and I will never forgive Tipper and her party for the censorship crap of the 80's.  Yes, republicans may not like your heavy metal, but they will fight to the death for your right to listen to it, while democrats court hollywood and the music industry but would love to pass laws that limit your right to consume the products those industries produce.


Oh, good lord -- you're one of those people? Tipper Gore blathering about and getting labels slapped on records 30 years ago is what to this day keeps you from voting Democrat? I haven't run across that posture here in quite some time. Way to fight the good fight.

Your ilk can always be counted on to keep going and going until there's no-one left who can miss what a thoroughly tedious nitwit you are. It's the one saving grace of wading through the volumes of horseshiat you flood a thread with.
 
2014-02-15 05:25:59 PM

whatshisname: Warlordtrooper: I'm reading the comments and I cannot tell if they are real or just trolls

Welcome to the Internets!

/haha, you suck and so does your mother.


Its because of insincere and tasteless animosity like this that I love Fark :')
 
2014-02-15 05:31:16 PM

JadedFloridian: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x334]

So what, this ^ never happened or it was all a sham?  Looking into a bit more, apparently most of it was rumors, but it still seems strange as they had been photographed together a lot.  She had been pictured with Leo as well whispering "sweet nothings" to each other.

Maybe she was using it as a front to not discourage discriminatory people from seeing her movies, or maybe she's bi and figured that saying "I'm bi" doesn't really have the same effect as going full blown gay.  Which is probably a true statement..


Either that or, as with some gays, she reserves a "pass" for impossibly attractive, decent, and funny dudes of the opposite sex. So Gay, but with a few minor exceptions. *shrug* sexuality is fluid and humans like getting down what is there to say?
 
2014-02-15 05:33:43 PM

omeganuepsilon: bim1154: I had you flagged as a favorite for quite a while now.  You never disappoint.

How can you possibly miss the threads where I am nothing but an aggrandizing asshole?


I didn't say I totally agree with you all of the time, but most of the time I do.  Even now, I tend to understand what you are saying but some of it I don't particularly agree with.  I tend not to idolize celebrities for any reason.  I like being entertained by them when they apply their trade, but where as their personal lives are concerned... I pay little attention to them.

I know to some folks they can become a spokesman for a cause or what have you, but for me at least, I'm more apt to pick someone other than an actor/actress as a spokesman for cause.  There are a few who, for lack of a better term, are the real deal in some cases, but all in all.... actors/actresses in particular are pretty far down on my list of people I should take seriously.

And that will have to conclude my banter for now.  Enjoyed it... really I did.
 
2014-02-15 05:33:55 PM
Epic thread. I larfed a lot last night, and I can't believe there's so many comments.

That said,
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-15 05:35:37 PM

DrBenway: frepnog: ciberido: Based on other threads it's pretty clear that frepnog hates homosexuals and women. So a gay woman is REALLY going to grind his gears.

no, it isn't.  what is clear, based on other threads, is that you pay no attention to what I say and decide you believe what I MEAN based on your own assumptions.

gay people are fine.  women are freaking awesome, I love having sex with them.

I said it earlier.  I have a bit of a problem with women that claim to be lesbian and then end up married to guys because it gives fuel to the fools that say gay people are not born that way, that being gay is a choice.

yeah, I don't like those people.

/What I really am is a conundrum, a fark liberal atheist that votes republican because while my views are often liberal, democrats are usually very wrong for the country and I will never forgive Tipper and her party for the censorship crap of the 80's.  Yes, republicans may not like your heavy metal, but they will fight to the death for your right to listen to it, while democrats court hollywood and the music industry but would love to pass laws that limit your right to consume the products those industries produce.

Oh, good lord -- you're one of those people? Tipper Gore blathering about and getting labels slapped on records 30 years ago is what to this day keeps you from voting Democrat? I haven't run across that posture here in quite some time. Way to fight the good fight.

Your ilk can always be counted on to keep going and going until there's no-one left who can miss what a thoroughly tedious nitwit you are. It's the one saving grace of wading through the volumes of horseshiat you flood a thread with.


Sorry, but censorship is a very hot button with me. Its the same shiat they are trying to pull on gaming. And yes, the democrats are very much pro censorship and i can not forgive it. Sorry you feel the need to let the government make your choices for you.
 
2014-02-15 05:38:01 PM
I just can't believe that the obvious troll account keeps getting bites.

It's both aggravating and bitterly amusing in equal measures.
 
2014-02-15 05:58:15 PM
frepnog (favorite: 30 years later i still hate democrats because tipper): Sorry, but censorship is a very hot button with me. Its the same shiat they are trying to pull on gaming. And yes, the democrats are very much pro censorship and i can not forgive it. Sorry you feel the need to let the government make your choices for you.

Ooh, and such a pretty, pretty high horse you have. So that's where all the horseshiat keeps coming from.
 
2014-02-15 06:02:44 PM

DrBenway: frepnog (favorite: 30 years later i still hate democrats because tipper): Sorry, but censorship is a very hot button with me. Its the same shiat they are trying to pull on gaming. And yes, the democrats are very much pro censorship and i can not forgive it. Sorry you feel the need to let the government make your choices for you.

Ooh, and such a pretty, pretty high horse you have. So that's where all the horseshiat keeps coming from.


Such intelligence! I know i am impressed.
 
2014-02-15 06:11:38 PM

bim1154: omeganuepsilon: bim1154: I had you flagged as a favorite for quite a while now.  You never disappoint.

How can you possibly miss the threads where I am nothing but an aggrandizing asshole?

I didn't say I totally agree with you all of the time, but most of the time I do.  Even now, I tend to understand what you are saying but some of it I don't particularly agree with.  I tend not to idolize celebrities for any reason.  I like being entertained by them when they apply their trade, but where as their personal lives are concerned... I pay little attention to them.

I know to some folks they can become a spokesman for a cause or what have you, but for me at least, I'm more apt to pick someone other than an actor/actress as a spokesman for cause.  There are a few who, for lack of a better term, are the real deal in some cases, but all in all.... actors/actresses in particular are pretty far down on my list of people I should take seriously.

And that will have to conclude my banter for now.  Enjoyed it... really I did.


That's why I like you.(have you fav'd too, though with a thoroughly inadequate note).

You can agree disagree on one topic and fully agree on another, or split the difference within points on a single topic and decide on the concept at large.

Too many can't see the forest because for the trees, so to speak.  Being as I'm not an english major or professional story teller, I have a tendency to wing it, to describe concepts in multiple ways.  I lose a lot of tl:dr kids to that.

What I like, even if people disagree, is people that wade through it and understand it.  As opposed to the people that I mention above, those that are apt to fly off the handle at a specific turn of phrase(or bend that turn into something warped).

Cheers.

frepnog: Sorry, but censorship is a very hot button with me. Its the same shiat they are trying to pull on gaming. And yes, the democrats are very much pro censorship and i can not forgive it.


That's the problem with being a two part government.  If I'm pro-gun, I'm a dirty republican.  If I'm pro-sexual freedom, I'm a dirty librul.  Pro-military, pro-choice, (obviously)anti-government in a sense.
/all of which happen to be true

The bad part about all of that mess, I'm neither.  Both parties have the illusion of strength of numbers and resort to that fallacy of democracy without actually discussing the issues at hand.  It lends them sturdiness in the faith that they are "right".

There is simply little room for objective views on specific topics.  too much emotion on this one, too much religion on another, too much total derp there, too much money to allow facts into it, too much corruption and too many favors owed to do what's most beneficial to the people, too much emphasis on ratings(and hence money) to be objective or fair. Too much ignorance and false logic to understand any given topic, but boy to people have an immovable stance and impenetrable defenses.

It's going to burn eventually. Either that or we're going to lapse into total and perpetual tyranny.(something that motivated american pioneers to favor democracy, many to favor equality, favor guns, etc)

Thankfully I'm just old enough to where I'm fairly certain I won't see it get really really bad.  It's today's youth and future generations that are going to pay.
 
2014-02-15 06:21:57 PM

DrBenway: frepnog (favorite: 30 years later i still hate democrats because tipper): Sorry, but censorship is a very hot button with me. Its the same shiat they are trying to pull on gaming. And yes, the democrats are very much pro censorship and i can not forgive it. Sorry you feel the need to let the government make your choices for you.

Ooh, and such a pretty, pretty high horse you have. So that's where all the horseshiat keeps coming from.


Knee-jerk rebellion?
/band name?
 
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