If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(People Magazine)   "Juno" star Ellen Page announces that Michael Cera has permanently ruined men for her   (people.com) divider line 536
    More: Interesting, Ellen Page  
•       •       •

23393 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 15 Feb 2014 at 12:23 AM (35 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



536 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-02-15 12:40:29 PM  
I totally don't care about this. But I will make plenty of posts stating exactly how I feel, declaring myself right, ignoring all evidence to the contrary, and using anecdotal data to prove myself right.
 
2014-02-15 12:43:10 PM  

moogoob: Does that answer your question?


no.  the question is "do men AND women really both turn you on, or are you simply WILLING to have sex with either?".

when watching porn, I watch the man and the woman as well.  difference is the fantasy - I want to BE the dude in the movie.  I don't want to DO the dude in the movie.

are there truly bi-sexual people?  possibly, but the science doesn't support it in general.  doesn't mean that people aren't WILLING to do things.  what it DOES mean is that supposed bi or gay women often end up married to men because they were never gay in the first place.

gay men often hide their sexuality and pretend to be straight (and later on shock people by finally admitting that they are really gay), but it is generally only females that play at gay and then end up in straight relationships.  are there lesbians that marry men and pretend to be straight?  sure, but not in anything that resembles equal numbers.
 
2014-02-15 12:43:53 PM  

omeganuepsilon: moogoob: yes it does certainly play a role in shaping people's sexual expectations does not

Not necessarily.

For stupid people who aren't very self aware, I could understand it.  However, most people do have the ability to compartmentalize what they see for viewing pleasure on the internet apart from what they do with people whom they are having sex.

Your argument is akin to saying that a person is in real life exactly how they behave on an internet forum, or that saying people's behavior when drunk is indicative of their "true" self.  A set of blatantly false absolutes.


I think you were trying to quote whatsisface who had been quoting me. I was making pretty much your point.
 
2014-02-15 12:44:51 PM  

omeganuepsilon: For stupid people who aren't very self aware, I could understand it. However, most people do have the ability to compartmentalize what they see for viewing pleasure on the internet apart from what they do with people whom they are having sex.


and lots of girls on college campuses are gay until graduation.
 
2014-02-15 12:50:14 PM  
Didn't everyone already sort of know this? This is like the sky declaring that it's blue.
 
2014-02-15 12:53:15 PM  

frepnog: moogoob: Does that answer your question?

no.  the question is "do men AND women really both turn you on, or are you simply WILLING to have sex with either?".

when watching porn, I watch the man and the woman as well.  difference is the fantasy - I want to BE the dude in the movie.  I don't want to DO the dude in the movie.

are there truly bi-sexual people?  possibly, but the science doesn't support it in general.  doesn't mean that people aren't WILLING to do things.  what it DOES mean is that supposed bi or gay women often end up married to men because they were never gay in the first place.

gay men often hide their sexuality and pretend to be straight (and later on shock people by finally admitting that they are really gay), but it is generally only females that play at gay and then end up in straight relationships.  are there lesbians that marry men and pretend to be straight?  sure, but not in anything that resembles equal numbers.


Wow. The troll is strong with you. "Science doesn't support"... where the hell did you get that? That makes... opposite sense.

So my bf doesn't turn me on? The number of hot women I've swooned over were nothing, I must have been imagining it? Right.

I know that gay people feign straightness due to societal pressures - it's a condition called "being closeted", or "on the down-low" or in extreme cases becomes a full blown "lavender marriage". It's societal pressures - not science, not nature, not reality, but societal pressures that make up the disparity between men who experiment with men and women who experiment with same.

Actually, wait a second. Do you have numbers? Like as in reputable stats? Heck, even the Kinsey study would be great. What are the difference in actual numbers between males who experiment with homosexuality and women? What could cause that? Could pressure be the reason that they aren't open about it? And could this whole "girl-on-girl is hot" thing be the reason why girls are open to either experimenting openly? (IE it's accepted, and if they don't actually end up liking it at least they've turned on the guys) Maybe.

So to answer your question, yes, guys and girls do both turn me on. I, unlike your supposition, actually exist.
 
2014-02-15 12:57:10 PM  
img.blog.163.com
 
2014-02-15 12:58:40 PM  
Fark sure is full of experts on sexuality - specifically, the sexuality of people they've never met.
 
2014-02-15 01:03:19 PM  

calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves

Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman


Even a little research shows that the crossed-through celebrities don't belong on this list. I was going to add that Latifah is out, but apparently it's still just an open secret.
 
2014-02-15 01:07:11 PM  

moogoob: Wow. The troll is strong with you


not trolling.  simply discussing.  YOU chose to take offense, not at why I said, but that you can't seriously dispute it.



moogoob:
It's societal pressures - not science, not nature, not reality, but societal pressures that make up the disparity between men who experiment with men and women who experiment with same.


there is truth here, but no more so than saying "today, girls will do girls because porn has made it mainstream".  however no amount of societal pressure will give a man a boner if they just aren't inclined to get one, but stick a vibrator on a clit and you are probably going to end in orgasm regardless of who is holding the device.


moogoob: So to answer your question, yes, guys and girls do both turn me on. I, unlike your supposition, actually exist.


never said you didn't.  i asked you to perform an experiment and see what the results are.  I have a feeling that the results MIGHT just surprise you, much like the gay men that were surprised to find out in the study done that proved that straight girls sucked dick MUCH better than gay men.
 
2014-02-15 01:09:41 PM  

Epic Fap Session: Fark sure is full of experts on sexuality - specifically, the sexuality of people they've never met.


and with this bullshiat again.  I have never met the Bieber either, but I am pretty sure he is a douche.  Once again, people here post stories and then we discuss them.  If your only contribution is "WHY DO YOU CARE"  then WHY ARE YOU HERE?
 
2014-02-15 01:09:58 PM  

frepnog: but that you can't seriously dispute it.



Says the guy who ignores or dismisses every counter-point showed to him. Just because you don't like someone disputing your points, doesn't mean they didn't dispute them.
 
2014-02-15 01:13:38 PM  
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
 
2014-02-15 01:13:59 PM  

GonzoNihilist: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:


George Clooney (poon hound)
Vin Diesel (you wish)
/perhaps the 3 cups of coffee after dinner wasn't such a good idea.


Clooney might be a poon hound but he has played for the other team since at least as far back as his Roseanne days (Virtually everyone she hired was gay btw).
Vin is obviously since neverly every woman he dated has confessed they beard.
 
2014-02-15 01:16:01 PM  

calbert: [cdn.uproxx.com image 500x281]

/technically, the line is, "It's all gushy"... but this will do.


Actually, the line is "It's all gooshy."

Gushy and gooshy are pronounced differently.
 
2014-02-15 01:16:55 PM  

moogoob: omeganuepsilon: moogoob: yes it does certainly play a role in shaping people's sexual expectations does not

Not necessarily.

For stupid people who aren't very self aware, I could understand it.  However, most people do have the ability to compartmentalize what they see for viewing pleasure on the internet apart from what they do with people whom they are having sex.

Your argument is akin to saying that a person is in real life exactly how they behave on an internet forum, or that saying people's behavior when drunk is indicative of their "true" self.  A set of blatantly false absolutes.

I think you were trying to quote whatsisface who had been quoting me. I was making pretty much your point.


No, I quoted you, can  you not read?  Your name in my post is actually a link to that exact post.

His view on what porn fuels is a bit more out there, but you're both in that same direction away from reality.

frepnog: omeganuepsilon: For stupid people who aren't very self aware, I could understand it. However, most people do have the ability to compartmentalize what they see for viewing pleasure on the internet apart from what they do with people whom they are having sex.

and lots of girls on college campuses are gay until graduation.


I made a post earlier that you may find interesting.

In addition to that, I will say that you are right in a general sense.  There are a lot of lipstick lesbian's out there, some of which are very straight.
For those who may not understand the referrences:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipstick_lesbian

/I didn't know the "US version" of the term was supposedly more simply hot lesbians.

Really, it takes all sorts.  That was my point about how absolutes are generally wrong.  Variance in people is really high, and when you factor in psychology, just about any scenerio that one could come up with there will be people that will fit it.

People lie about their sexuality for attention, or to avoid attention, or are not inward looking enough to really know what they mean when they say words(not being self aware or even half intelligent is fairly common), they just blurt them out without any seriousness.  Some people latch onto a term or label for the status of it(not to be confused with attention whoring, though it may be somewhat tangential).  Some just need to express their uniqueness(quite often in a wishful manner).

As I said, it takes all sorts.  I can understand coming out to help the cause, but it's mired in a lot of people who do so for various other reasons.

I can't make any claim to truth about Page, especially as she's been more of a media darling than someone who's life is extensively covered.(IE tom Cruise, who's a nutbag whatever the case of his sexual identity).

Spacy and Travolta.  Now those may be be actually gay in the sense that most gay men are, but find a thrill in doing the forbidden.  Spacy actually played a role somewhat like that in  Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Debauchery in secret for the sake of debauchery in secret, a common archetype for Rich & Royal.

Maybe that's even where the rumors about him come from as I've not seen any sort of reason for questioning his orientation.(not like travolta at any rate with a lot of media coverage and pictures surfacing)
 
2014-02-15 01:20:26 PM  

grumpfuff: frepnog: but that you can't seriously dispute it.


Says the guy who ignores or dismisses every counter-point showed to him. Just because you don't like someone disputing your points, doesn't mean they didn't dispute them.


i don't ignore anything.  you say "BUT LESBIANS" and I say "KEEP MARRYING MEN".

I don't believe for an instant that Ellen Degeneres will ever marry a man, because gay people and lesbians are real.

I don't believe for an instant that Ellen Page WILL NOT end up married to (in a relationship with) a man because she is obviously not a lesbian.

I welcome someone disputing my points because, hey, I might learn something.  You have simply decided that I am WRONG WRONG WRONG and will hear nothing else.
 
2014-02-15 01:27:02 PM  

frepnog: i don't ignore anything.  you say "BUT LESBIANS" and I say "KEEP MARRYING MEN".


No, you provided 3 names, two of which are subject to debate. I provided a list of 50+ women who have come out as lesbian, and yet to marry a man. No response from you on that.

frepnog: because she is obviously not a lesbian.


Your argument that she is not a lesbian is "She's pretty, plus those 3 names." That's not convincing, at all. You trying to tell another Farker you know his sexuality better than he does is not helping your case either.

frepnog: I welcome someone disputing my points because, hey, I might learn something.  You have simply decided that I am WRONG WRONG WRONG and will hear nothing else.


No, I did dispute them. I provided counter-examples and alternate interpretations of your data. When I did that is right around the time you stopped responding to me.
 
2014-02-15 01:33:55 PM  
I'm not sure if Kevin Spacey is "in the closet" (in a deliberately-wanting-to-keep-his-sexuality-a-secret way).

He gave an interview a long time ago where he was asked not specifically about his sexuality but something about his private life, and he gave a reasonable answer where (paraphrasing) he said "as far as I'm concerned, the less the greater public know about my personal life, the more convincing my character portrayals in acting can be."

Considering how little about his personal life in general we know, I think he's just guarded about everything.
 
2014-02-15 01:40:00 PM  

DamnYankees: Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).


Foster raised two children with Cydney Bernard, and so far as I know didn't try to keep that a secret.
 
2014-02-15 01:41:30 PM  

grumpfuff: I provided a list of 50+ women who have come out as lesbian, and yet to marry a man. No response from you on that.


really?  you provided me a list of supposed lesbian and bi-sexual women, some of whom are very much with men.  the second goddamn woman on the list is married to a man and the 6th of them came out as bisexual right around the time she was trying to re-invigorate a film career that was headed nowhere much, has been married multiple times to nothing but men and is still with (and breeding) with a man.  Some lesbian.  Oh, excuse me, "bi-sexual".

grumpfuff: You trying to tell another Farker you know his sexuality better than he does is not helping your case either.


I never said that.  I asked someone to perform an experiment.

grumpfuff: o, I did dispute them. I provided counter-examples and alternate interpretations of your data. When I did that is right around the time you stopped responding to me.


no, you THINK you did.  I stopped responding because other people started responding as well.  can't talk to everyone in a busy thread.  I try.
 
2014-02-15 01:41:47 PM  

grumpfuff: No, I did dispute them.


But not very well.  You cite his inability to produce examples.

Out of the 9 people on the planet, how many do we all know?  A tiny handful.  Not being able to find a large number of examples within that group is not indicitave of there simply not being any, more likely that your lack of information is indicative of a sheltered life.

Your argument is akin to arguing that the sun is purple, at midnight, and excluding technology and the word of others and common knowledge itself.

See my post above about human variety.  They do exist, it "is a thing".  There are even terms for such people who are or seem wishy washy or fluid.  Hell, "gender fluid" is a thing.

But that doesn't fit the agenda, so it's wrong, Wrong, WRONG.

See, you're both guessing or speculating.  You are the one offering an argument rooted solely in zealotry and faith here, hence the logicly flawed argument(always the case when there's nothing to support an argument).  Frep even acknowledged that he could be wrong, and good for her if she finds a woman she loves.(paraphrased).
 
2014-02-15 01:45:47 PM  

flondrix: Foster raised two children with Cydney Bernard, and so far as I know didn't try to keep that a secret.


I believe the stupid-ass term for someone who is otherwise "out" in their daily life with no hesitation but hasn't held a press conference to announce it is living an "open secret". Or something.
 
2014-02-15 01:45:50 PM  

omeganuepsilon: Out of the 9 billion people


FTFM.
/typo'd and tried to autocorrect, but the mouse is spazzy and it vanished instead.
 
2014-02-15 01:49:10 PM  

omeganuepsilon: Frep even acknowledged that he could be wrong, and good for her if she finds a woman she loves.(paraphrased)


well check out who pays attention to what I actually say and not what they imagine i say.

I have YET to miss one of these "lesbians" when I call them out.  Said it before - I'll stop saying these women aren't lesbians when they stop marrying men.

Mark it - in a few years, Ellen Page, in her full lesbian glory, will marry a dude.  And then claim she never said she was a lesbian.
 
2014-02-15 02:00:10 PM  
Clooney used to bang Roberta Close, a rather hot tranny from brasil.

toptenpk.com

2.bp.blogspot.com

toledocleandro.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-15 02:03:23 PM  

grumpfuff: I totally don't care about this. But I will make plenty of posts stating exactly how I feel, declaring myself right, ignoring all evidence to the contrary, and using anecdotal data to prove myself right.


Indeed. It's especially convincing when they don't care in all caps.

Ima4nic8or: moogoob: Ima4nic8or: Never heard of her before but that is one nice looking chick.  I doubt she is gay.  Its darn rare for a good looking woman to be gay.  She probably just hasn't been hosed by a real man yet.  Send her my way and I would have her begging for man meat in no time.

1/10

No troll, bro.  Its just the truth.


There are instances when it is best to accept the "troll" tag, take your participation ribbon and GTFO. Because you do yourself even fewer favors by asserting that you are serious compared to how dumb you look just by trolling with something so stupid in the first place. This is one of those times.
 
2014-02-15 02:04:51 PM  

DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?


i never got the vibe but i did get that her romantic life wasnt in the spotlight.  if the celeb machine isnt talking about who she's farking then she's hiding something pretty well.  i guessed gay/bi only for that.  no, i dont follow her love life but fark links to Daily Fail so much and she's never in the sidebar in a bikini frolicking with her boyfriend so yeah, that is my source of assumption.
 
2014-02-15 02:05:31 PM  

frepnog: omeganuepsilon: Frep even acknowledged that he could be wrong, and good for her if she finds a woman she loves.(paraphrased)


well check out who pays attention to what I actually say and not what they imagine i say.


Fabricating a Villian.

They're about as intelligent as boob-quake people.  They come into these threads looking for a bad guy they can take the moral high ground against, even if they have to forcefully twist your words to paint you into that corner.

They think that because they're on the (perceived)moral high ground that qualifies them as intelligent and without flaw, the very same mental trap creationists and save-the planet types fall into when they go on their crusades.

Sadly, very common on fark.  It's never their possible flaw, if we argue with them, it's because we're bigots, not that they're wrong or whatever.  That's the classical rationalization of the outrage addict.  A kind of false persecution syndrome, they insist it's their "class" or "group"  that we dislike, to protect their precious ego's.

/Being  pro-gay is the moral high-ground, mind you, but they casually(be it willful ignorance or the genuine article) assume we're not on the same side and get defensive and argumentative.  You're Not Helping . jpg
 
2014-02-15 02:09:01 PM  

bim1154: Have to wonder how many of these women coming out are actually gay and not just doing it because it seems to be a fad.  It's a sad thing if they are using this for attention.


No, I really don't, but I do have to wonder what the hell is wrong with you that you think like this.
 
2014-02-15 02:09:23 PM  

frepnog: really?  you provided me a list of supposed lesbian and bi-sexual women, some of whom are very much with men.  the second goddamn woman on the list is married to a man and the 6th of them came out as bisexual right around the time she was trying to re-invigorate a film career that was headed nowhere much, has been married multiple times to nothing but men and is still with (and breeding) with a man.  Some lesbian.  Oh, excuse me, "bi-sexual".


Yes, I realized later I should have examined the first link better, because it claimed to be lesbians and the first few were bisexual. The second and third one, however, were fine.


frepnog: I never said that.  I asked someone to perform an experiment.


That serves absolutely no purpose other than in your imagined head. I'm a straight guy. Most straight porn(and lesbian porn) doesn't turn me on because of how laughably ridiculous and fake it is. What does this say about your "experiment"?

omeganuepsilon:

So you really haven't been paying attention then.


frepnog: I'll stop saying these women aren't lesbians when they stop marrying men.


Yes, your example of one woman who said she was a lesbian, then married a guy, is so convincing. Never mind the other two examples were people who said they were bisexual. Never mind the dozens of famous lesbians that have not married men. Also never mind that by your "she's too pretty to be a lesbian" logic, that means she must be a lesbian, because I don't find her pretty.
 
2014-02-15 02:10:16 PM  

jso2897: ReverendJynxed: What lesbian will want her? She has an ass like a 10 year old boy.

Dude - we are talking about human sexuality, here.
How could an adult ask a question that stupid?


Someone who obsesses about 10-year-old boys' asses, I'd wager.
 
2014-02-15 02:11:48 PM  

omeganuepsilon: frepnog: omeganuepsilon: Frep even acknowledged that he could be wrong, and good for her if she finds a woman she loves.(paraphrased)


well check out who pays attention to what I actually say and not what they imagine i say.

Fabricating a Villian.

They're about as intelligent as boob-quake people.  They come into these threads looking for a bad guy they can take the moral high ground against, even if they have to forcefully twist your words to paint you into that corner.

They think that because they're on the (perceived)moral high ground that qualifies them as intelligent and without flaw, the very same mental trap creationists and save-the planet types fall into when they go on their crusades.

Sadly, very common on fark.  It's never their possible flaw, if we argue with them, it's because we're bigots, not that they're wrong or whatever.  That's the classical rationalization of the outrage addict.  A kind of false persecution syndrome, they insist it's their "class" or "group"  that we dislike, to protect their precious ego's.

/Being  pro-gay is the moral high-ground, mind you, but they casually(be it willful ignorance or the genuine article) assume we're not on the same side and get defensive and argumentative.  You're Not Helping . jpg


I like how you accuse others of fabricating a villain, while you're fabrication a villain. Way to knock that straw man outta the park.
 
2014-02-15 02:12:38 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Did that crappy game she was in ruin videogames for her?

/why do people keep giving David Cage moey?


I don't know.  David Cage is a failure of a game designer.
 
2014-02-15 02:14:24 PM  

AdamK: she was in The Last of US right?


No, that was a better actress.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Johnson
 
2014-02-15 02:14:51 PM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: I spank it to her occasionally.

Is that still OK?


It was equally likely that she was going to have sex with you whether she was gay, straight, bi, or asexual, so sure, go for it.
 
2014-02-15 02:20:22 PM  

slave2grind: RobertBruce: I thought this was .....sadly.......well known

This, and also for all the attention whoring lgbt celebrities:
[media.tumblr.com image 500x325]
"Whoopie farking Doo."

No one really cares, and most everyone already knows.


And the fact that there are over 400 posts in this thread just proves that nobody cares.  But I appreciate you taking time out of your busy day to inform us that you don't care.
 
2014-02-15 02:22:26 PM  

moogoob: Ima4nic8or: Never heard of her before but that is one nice looking chick.  I doubt she is gay.  Its darn rare for a good looking woman to be gay.  She probably just hasn't been hosed by a real man yet.  Send her my way and I would have her begging for man meat in no time.

1/10


Eh, I'd give him at least a 2/10.  If I hadn't already known what a hateful little cockroach he is from previous threads I might have bit.
 
2014-02-15 02:29:55 PM  
grumpfuff:

So you really haven't been paying attention then.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Sparky.
 
2014-02-15 02:33:09 PM  
 
2014-02-15 02:36:08 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The signs were there.

[i.imgur.com image 596x800]
[i.imgur.com image 450x600] [i.imgur.com image 450x520]


Yes, I see her as lesbian in a sort of slumber party with pillow-tickle fights movie lesbian way.  Not the real life Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen way.
 
2014-02-15 02:38:37 PM  
She is playing Julianne Moore's lover in an upcoming movie about gay rights, so it's no surprise she would choose now to come out publicly. It heads off the self righteous douchebag activists from calling her a hypocrite and trying to force her out against her will again, and also free publicity.
 
2014-02-15 02:43:38 PM  

theflatline: Roberta Close




I have no idea of that rumor is true or not; but am I wrong for thinking that gay men would not find her attractive?
 
2014-02-15 02:50:59 PM  
Congrats to her, but I'm damned in that the females I find most attractive (read: not necessarily "sexiest", but most roundly appealing) turn up as lesbians.

/Not that I blame her
//If I was a chick, I'd be a total lesbo
///The Heart Wants What It Wants
 
2014-02-15 02:56:02 PM  

WienerButt: rynthetyn: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.

The reason people think he's gay is because he hasn't exactly hidden it, no matter what he mmaysay in interviews. Not that anonymous sources on the internet mean anything, but I have a friend who was an extra in a Spacey movie and said that he would walk around set holding hands with some twink. It was described to me as Spacey looking like a creepy old guy.

When he filmed a movie near FSU he would be at bars trying to talk to the young college guys.


That collaborates what I said since that's the same movie I was talking about--the Florida recount movie for HBO.
 
2014-02-15 02:59:10 PM  

educated: This thread seems super charged with asshole.
Is that a new Fark feature? A button in profiles?


New and improved Fark.  Now with 20% more assholes!
 
2014-02-15 03:03:17 PM  

CivicMindedFive: Don't care much what she is.  What is interesting is how some people think it's a heroic and brave thing to come out of the closet..... in Hollywood.  It's like a Christian claiming to be brave for preaching in church.


No, it's not at all like that, though it might be a little like how such Christians view themselves.  But it's funny how mad it makes you that other people support her, and how much you want to take that away from her (and us).

Maybe if you grit your teeth and stomp up and down, that might make it all go away.
 
2014-02-15 03:09:45 PM  

moogoob: frepnog: moogoob: Why do you care?

oh sweet jesus, not this again.

I DON'T CARE.  it's a message board, people post stories and others post their thoughts.  i don't care if ellen page is gay and finds true love with a woman.  if she does, good for her.  everyone deserves someone to love.

moogoob: Or are you worried that your (hypothetical) fap fantasies are rendered null and void by this news?

there is not one mainstream female celeb that I fap to.  no need, with incredible levels of porn mere keystrokes away.  it's also why I am basically against graphic sex scenes in mainstream film.  you can't or won't show the real thing (or even with CGI), so no point.

ok, why is it that we can CGI exploding heads and put that in films, but can't show CGI penetration?  how is it not the same thing?

Well, you must care about something if you're bothering to type out (and defend) your theories on why Ellen Page isn't, in your opinion, actually gay but really faking it and will at some point in the future "come out" again as having slept with guys.


Based on other threads it's pretty clear that frepnog hates homosexuals and women.  So a gay woman is REALLY going to grind his gears.
 
2014-02-15 03:09:59 PM  

ciberido: slave2grind: RobertBruce: I thought this was .....sadly.......well known

This, and also for all the attention whoring lgbt celebrities:
[media.tumblr.com image 500x325]
"Whoopie farking Doo."

No one really cares, and most everyone already knows.

And the fact that there are over 400 posts in this thread just proves that nobody cares.  But I appreciate you taking time out of your busy day to inform us that you don't care.


That's what I don't get.

News: Page is teh gay
Fark: no1curr
Thread Views: 17K+
Posts: 400+

Huh?
 
2014-02-15 03:10:46 PM  
Don't care, I still think she is cute.

Never could have had her before, still can't. Life goes on.
 
Displayed 50 of 536 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report