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(People Magazine)   "Juno" star Ellen Page announces that Michael Cera has permanently ruined men for her   (people.com) divider line 536
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2014-02-15 09:09:40 AM
I AM COMPLETELY SUPRISED THAT ANYBODY GIVES A FARK yet this gets the most comments?
 
2014-02-15 09:13:11 AM
Way back, when I discovered she had a Jack Russell named "Molly" and brushed its teeth twice a day, I knew she was gay.
 
2014-02-15 09:20:50 AM

GonzoNihilist: Vin Diesel (you wish)




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2014-02-15 09:20:56 AM
Meh, this wasn't a secret, just an attempt by her to get some publicity for her otherwise dying film career.
 
2014-02-15 09:30:18 AM
So now she and Bieber can chase after the same woman, and completely confuse the fark out of the paparazzi.
 
2014-02-15 09:35:06 AM
Good for her.  Clearly this is something that was bothering her.  Hopefully this helps.
 
2014-02-15 09:35:19 AM
Don't care much what she is.  What is interesting is how some people think it's a heroic and brave thing to come out of the closet..... in Hollywood.  It's like a Christian claiming to be brave for preaching in church.
 
2014-02-15 09:37:31 AM
I feel sorry for Bleeker, they seemed like a perfect match.
 
2014-02-15 09:39:41 AM

DamnYankees: slayer199: Ian McKellen is out.  Spacey is still in the closet but it's pretty well-known that he's gay.

Good call. Forgot about McKellan.


Don't forget Clooney.
 
2014-02-15 09:47:50 AM

whatshisname: The headline presumes that Michael Cera is male


"Michael Cera" was one of Facebook's new gender options.
 
2014-02-15 09:48:48 AM

rynthetyn: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.

The reason people think he's gay is because he hasn't exactly hidden it, no matter what he mmaysay in interviews. Not that anonymous sources on the internet mean anything, but I have a friend who was an extra in a Spacey movie and said that he would walk around set holding hands with some twink. It was described to me as Spacey looking like a creepy old guy.


When he filmed a movie near FSU he would be at bars trying to talk to the young college guys.
 
2014-02-15 09:51:37 AM
she was in The Last of US right?
 
2014-02-15 09:57:28 AM
That's so hot. Someone get her on "The L Word".

/is that still on?
 
2014-02-15 10:11:23 AM
Have to wonder how many of these women coming out are actually gay and not just doing it because it seems to be a fad.  It's a sad thing if they are using this for attention.
 
2014-02-15 10:22:22 AM

JadedFloridian: Dusk-You-n-Me: JadedFloridian: but it still seems strange as they had been photographed together a lot.

Yeah, pictures of a man and a woman sure seem strange. What does it mean?

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You feel kind of stupid now, don't you?


One's a beard, the other's a merkin. Seems pretty obvious to me.
 
2014-02-15 10:25:24 AM

AirForceVet: Cool that she came out bravely announcing her orientation.

Sad that she prefers females.

/Another dream dies in my heart.


Don't despair. She's still just a typical Haligonian gal at heart, she hasn't become the size of a beached whale or gotten a buzzcut yet, so I guarantee you a couple more bad movies, a few more  really trivial roles in video games or doing voice-acting, and a few more years of having the 3-0 mark first stare her in the face and then kick her in the ass and she'll end up plastered down at the Palace one summer night with a serious self-esteem problem, and if you play your cards right you'll probably be able to bang her against the town clock and maybe even take a selfie.
 Just don't do her under the front steps, homeless sleep there and the smell could drive out a raccoon. And don't get plastered yourself and end up with that tranny who looks like and calls himself "Ellen". I know a beej is a beej but this character's handled more questionable meat than a Chinese butcher shop.
 
2014-02-15 10:26:50 AM
CSB:
I hate Michael Cera.  But I'm going to see Scott Pilgrim vs. the World tonight at the Alamo.
 
2014-02-15 10:28:11 AM
Quick!  You have 15 seconds to name a female comedian that isn't gay....
 
2014-02-15 10:30:28 AM
Hard to imagine it's been that difficult for her to find work...
 
2014-02-15 10:31:15 AM
It sure was brave for Justin Bieber to do that!
 
2014-02-15 10:31:20 AM

AdamK: she was in The Last of US right?


She was in "Beyond: Two Souls" which was probably the most disappointing game of last year.
 
2014-02-15 10:37:21 AM

Gunderson: Quick!  You have 15 seconds to name a female comedian that isn't gay....


If you check the stats, ummm- most of them? Just like the population in general?
 
2014-02-15 10:37:56 AM

efgeise: DamnYankees: slayer199: Ian McKellen is out.  Spacey is still in the closet but it's pretty well-known that he's gay.

Good call. Forgot about McKellan.

Neil Patrick Harris and George Takei?


Well if you was going to like force me at gun point to fark a gay celebrity NPH would be the one I'd pick.
 
2014-02-15 10:37:59 AM

you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex


Perfectly done!
 
2014-02-15 10:40:06 AM

bim1154: Have to wonder how many of these women coming out are actually gay and not just doing it because it seems to be a fad.  It's a sad thing if they are using this for attention.


It's not a fad, it's "Hey, being gay isn't a career death sentence anymore (unless you play football), and the change of being raped, road-hauled then dumped in a field somewhere isn't what it used be! I suppose it's okay now."

Secondly, Who WANTS the kind of crazy this sort of thing would bring about? Sure, most people are okay with it now, but there's a decent chunk of assholes that are going to be screaming in her face the moment she goes to a public event to call her a rug munching dyke who's going to burn in hell.

Thirdly, go to your family, friends and coworkers and announce you're gay for funzies. Go on, I'll wait. When you come back, multiply that by 2000, and apply every asshole on the internet and television giving their worthless opinion on you.
 
2014-02-15 10:41:32 AM

JadedFloridian: To those who have responded to me, it seems you have a point!  To be honest, in my life experiences, most of the people who pose this way (especially with a kiss to the head) are romantically involved.  Obviously there are exceptions to everything, and I don't think I thought it through all the way.  I also do not know any gay people  extremely well, so I'm not exactly sure how they act in regular situations with guy friends and whatnot.

/Feels kind of stupid, now.


Well, since you don't know much about gay people, I'll give you a piece of advice: If you have a girlfriend with large breasts, and don't want to see her groped (a lot) never take her anywhere there will be a group of gay men, ever.
 
2014-02-15 10:44:13 AM

Your Neighborhood Pessimist: It's not a fad, it's "Hey, being gay isn't a career death sentence anymore

..."

If you're a performer, it's quite the opposite in fact.
 
2014-02-15 10:47:46 AM

ciberido: JohnnyC: Cerebral Ballsy: Is Andy Dick out yet?

I was kind of hoping he had been eaten by a bear or something...



Well, to be fair, he does look hungry.


I just fell in love.
Also I don't want to hear about anyone else coming out unless it's Brendan Fraser and it's because like 12 bareback sex tapes from ex lovers just hit the net. Anyone else? Who the hell cares.

maybe young magneto Fassbender I think?
 
2014-02-15 10:49:59 AM

Your Neighborhood Pessimist: It's not a fad, it's "Hey, being gay isn't a career death sentence anymore (unless you play football), and the change of being raped, road-hauled then dumped in a field somewhere isn't what it used be! I suppose it's okay now."


no, hon, it's a fad with the females.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/06/amber-heard-lesbian_n_79241 9. html

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/amber-heard-engaged-johnny-dep p- watch-article-1.1598222

when an actor comes out as gay, yep he is gay.

when an actress comes out as gay, it's a ploy.  unless it's ellen degeneres or rosie or jane lynch.

here is a pretty good rule of thumb.  if the actress "coming out" is really attractive, the chances of her ACTUALLY being gay are pretty slim.

in a few years (just like I called it with Amber) Ellen Page will be marrying some dude and it will be all "oh i never said I was gay, I am bi".
 
2014-02-15 10:53:15 AM

frepnog: if the actress "coming out" is really attractive, the chances of her ACTUALLY being gay are pretty slim.


You're just as charming as "corrective rape" boy upthread.
 
2014-02-15 10:54:04 AM

Cheater71: Cerebral Ballsy: ZoSo_the_Crowe: Cerebral Ballsy: What about Ellen?

I think of her more as a talk show host and a comedian.

Yeah but she's been steady A- list for a long time.. NPH disappeared for like 15 years down a.. Rabbit hole or something.

No he had work...
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What's that second one from?
 
2014-02-15 10:56:10 AM
Ah well. Maybe now he'll stop egging houses, drag racing & using private jets as bongs.
What?
 
2014-02-15 10:56:15 AM

grumpfuff: You're just as charming as "corrective rape" boy upthread.


Doesn't mean he's wrong.
 
2014-02-15 10:58:22 AM

grumpfuff: frepnog: if the actress "coming out" is really attractive, the chances of her ACTUALLY being gay are pretty slim.

You're just as charming as "corrective rape" boy upthread.


not sure what to tell you, dude.  they keep coming out as gay and then marrying men.
 
2014-02-15 10:59:33 AM

GoldSpider: grumpfuff: You're just as charming as "corrective rape" boy upthread.

Doesn't mean he's wrong.


Doesn't mean he's right either.
 
2014-02-15 11:01:31 AM

GoldSpider: Hard to imagine it's been that difficult for her to find work...


Quick name any movie she's been in recently? You can't, because there aren't any. Last movie she was in was Inception where she got fourth billing, before that she was just an indy darling who appeared in critically acclaimed movies that most people never saw, oh and she was in that terrible third X-Men movie and has a cameo in this upcoming one. Hell of a career she's had there.
 
2014-02-15 11:02:40 AM

LectertheChef: Doesn't mean he's right either.


He was right about Amber Heard, evidently.
 
2014-02-15 11:03:28 AM

LectertheChef: GoldSpider: grumpfuff: You're just as charming as "corrective rape" boy upthread.

Doesn't mean he's wrong.

Doesn't mean he's right either.


like I said, if they will stop coming out as gay and then marrying men, I'll stop pointing out facts.

yes there are stereotypes, but stereotypes are often based in fact.  gay women, truly gay women tend to be a bit masculine.  are there hot lesbians?  oh, surely, but there are far more that look like truckers.
 
2014-02-15 11:04:50 AM

spman: Quick name any movie she's been in recently? You can't, because there aren't any. Last movie she was in was Inception where she got fourth billing, before that she was just an indy darling who appeared in critically acclaimed movies that most people never saw, oh and she was in that terrible third X-Men movie and has a cameo in this upcoming one. Hell of a career she's had there.


Point taken.  Then this makes perfect sense.
 
2014-02-15 11:06:02 AM
She and David Cage tried to ruin video games with Beyond: Two Souls.
 
2014-02-15 11:07:49 AM

GoldSpider: spman: Quick name any movie she's been in recently? You can't, because there aren't any. Last movie she was in was Inception where she got fourth billing, before that she was just an indy darling who appeared in critically acclaimed movies that most people never saw, oh and she was in that terrible third X-Men movie and has a cameo in this upcoming one. Hell of a career she's had there.

Point taken.  Then this makes perfect sense.


yep.  she needs something to make her visible, and being gay works.
 
2014-02-15 11:09:03 AM

Gunderson: Quick!  You have 15 seconds to name a female comedian that isn't gay....


Aisha Tyler

/took <5 seconds
 
2014-02-15 11:09:11 AM

spman: GoldSpider: Hard to imagine it's been that difficult for her to find work...

Quick name any movie she's been in recently? You can't, because there aren't any. Last movie she was in was Inception where she got fourth billing, before that she was just an indy darling who appeared in critically acclaimed movies that most people never saw, oh and she was in that terrible third X-Men movie and has a cameo in this upcoming one. Hell of a career she's had there.


She's in the new X-Men film coming this summer.
 
2014-02-15 11:10:21 AM

GoldSpider: LectertheChef: Doesn't mean he's right either.

He was right about Amber Heard, evidently.



And only being able to find one case in at least a dozen who have come out seems to imply he's not right about much else.

frepnog: LectertheChef: GoldSpider: grumpfuff: You're just as charming as "corrective rape" boy upthread.

Doesn't mean he's wrong.

Doesn't mean he's right either.

like I said, if they will stop coming out as gay and then marrying men, I'll stop pointing out facts.

yes there are stereotypes, but stereotypes are often based in fact.  gay women, truly gay women tend to be a bit masculine.  are there hot lesbians?  oh, surely, but there are far more that look like truckers.


Your proof that you are right is one person. One. You are not pointing out facts, you are cherry picking and using that to attempt to make an assinine point.
 
2014-02-15 11:14:48 AM
This thread seems super charged with asshole.
Is that a new Fark feature? A button in profiles?
 
2014-02-15 11:20:21 AM

grumpfuff: GoldSpider: LectertheChef: Doesn't mean he's right either.

He was right about Amber Heard, evidently.


And only being able to find one case in at least a dozen who have come out seems to imply he's not right about much else.

frepnog: LectertheChef: GoldSpider: grumpfuff: You're just as charming as "corrective rape" boy upthread.

Doesn't mean he's wrong.

Doesn't mean he's right either.

like I said, if they will stop coming out as gay and then marrying men, I'll stop pointing out facts.

yes there are stereotypes, but stereotypes are often based in fact.  gay women, truly gay women tend to be a bit masculine.  are there hot lesbians?  oh, surely, but there are far more that look like truckers.

Your proof that you are right is one person. One. You are not pointing out facts, you are cherry picking and using that to attempt to make an assinine point.


There were two, if you count Anne Heche. But as for Amber Heard, I was looking for an actual quote of her saying that she's gay, and can't find one. The only quotes by her anywhere would imply that she's bisexual. In February of 2011, two short months after the GLAAD event where she came out, she said: "It's been frustrating as I don't label myself one way or another - I have had successful relationships with men and now a woman. I love who I love, it's the person that matters."

So really, he's just got Anne Heche.
 
2014-02-15 11:21:43 AM

grumpfuff: And only being able to find one case in at least a dozen who have come out seems to imply he's not right about much else.


who are these mysterious ladies?

grumpfuff: Your proof that you are right is one person. One. You are not pointing out facts, you are cherry picking and using that to attempt to make an assinine point.


granted, one example does not mean much.  unfortunately, if you do some research, you find plenty more.

ann heche came out as gay.  married a dude.
lindsey lohan came out as gay.  dates only dudes these days.
amber heard came out as gay.  marrying a dude.

once again...  not sure what to tell you.
 
2014-02-15 11:24:48 AM

LectertheChef: two short months after the GLAAD event where she came out


not sure what to tell you.

LectertheChef: "It's been frustrating as I don't label myself one way or another - I have had successful relationships with men and now a woman. I love who I love, it's the person that matters."


of course she said that.  she met johnny depp on the set of rum diaries and all pretense of being gay withered under his cock.
 
2014-02-15 11:27:37 AM

ongbok: you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex

Rush Limbaugh


Barrack Obama
Michelle Obama
 
2014-02-15 11:27:48 AM

frepnog: Ima4nic8or: Never heard of her before but that is one nice looking chick.  I doubt she is gay.  Its darn rare for a good looking woman to be gay.  She probably just hasn't been hosed by a real man yet.  Send her my way and I would have her begging for man meat in no time.

see, i know you are trolling, but there is also truth in there.  like I said, Amber Heard was a straight up lesbian (there was no bi-sexual, she came out as gay) and then turned right around and is marrying depp.  because she was never gay.

sexuality is really not as fluid as you people like to pretend.


Yes. Everyone is bisexual. End of story. We like sex, and if we all took the sticks out of our asses and just got it on unprejudiciously with other people of either gender without having to resort to "gay" or "straight" labels, we'd all be much happier and less repressed.

/only half joking
 
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