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2014-02-15 05:26:43 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Iplaybass: I don't care that she's gay.

You've made that clear by announcing it in the thread. Twice.


I certainly hope it was made clear. Apparently it needed to be explained more than once for dipshiats like you. Who would have thought?
 
2014-02-15 05:32:59 AM  

JadedFloridian: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x334]

So what, this ^ never happened or it was all a sham?  Looking into a bit more, apparently most of it was rumors, but it still seems strange as they had been photographed together a lot.


He's also gay.
 
2014-02-15 05:43:27 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: *looks up pics of ellen page*

Nope...tiny tits. Let the lesbians have her.


Spinner.
 
2014-02-15 05:52:19 AM  

LewDux: Mark Ratner:

T-Rex?

No reach around - no gay


Please, those mincey little arms are a dead giveaway.
 
2014-02-15 05:57:17 AM  

Alphax: GonzoNihilist: Martin Freeman (who?)

Bilbo Baggins.. and the latest Arthur Dent.  And Dr. Watson to Cumberbatch's Holmes.


Also in a long-term relationship with Amanda Abbington, the actress playing his wife on Sherlock and the mother of his two kids.

Really, that list read like a random blurt of "names that come to mind at the moment."
 
2014-02-15 05:59:44 AM  

Lydia_C: Really, that list read like a random blurt of "names that come to mind at the moment."


Or a 'wish list' written by someone wanting various attractive famous men to be gay.
 
2014-02-15 06:07:29 AM  

Alphax: Lydia_C: Really, that list read like a random blurt of "names that come to mind at the moment."

Or a 'wish list' written by someone wanting various attractive famous men to be gay.


Cumberbatch and Freeman were just used keeping with the spirit of Sherlock.
 
2014-02-15 06:11:21 AM  

ongbok: Corn_Fed: Remember when 'Juno' came out, and was instantly pushed by the Christianists because of its supposedly "anti-abortion" message?

You supported a decadent, hedonistic LEZBO, Christianists!!!!

Don't remember that, but I do remember it being pushed as a work of comedic genius, and it being really boring and unfunny.


Heh...I don't remember the marketing campaign, but that definitely wasn't a comedy.  Decent flick, with some funny lines...but not a comedy.
 
2014-02-15 06:17:18 AM  

calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman


John Goodman? No way.
 
2014-02-15 06:19:27 AM  
Next up: Sofia Vergera, Charlize Theron and Bai Ling reveal their lesbian love triangle and the reason behind their sex tape.

A man can dream, can't he?

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2014-02-15 06:24:57 AM  

tomerson: you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex

Sorry, your attempt falls flat.  And shame on you for including a murdered child.


I thought it was hilarious. JonBenet was when I started laughing
 
2014-02-15 06:25:49 AM  

fusillade762: I still blame Selena Gomez.


Will you accept Takei?
 
2014-02-15 06:26:00 AM  

Lydia_C: Alphax: GonzoNihilist: Martin Freeman (who?)

Bilbo Baggins.. and the latest Arthur Dent.  And Dr. Watson to Cumberbatch's Holmes.

Also in a long-term relationship with Amanda Abbington, the actress playing his wife on Sherlock and the mother of his two kids.

Really, that list read like a random blurt of "names that come to mind at the moment."


Right, cuz never in the history of Hollywood or entertainment has a secretly gay man married a woman and had a family.
 
2014-02-15 06:27:27 AM  

GonzoNihilist: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise (the only person he loves is himself)
Kevin Spacey (common knowledge, and he's an actor not a movie star)
Oprah Winfrey (who cares?)
John Travolta (rumor and innuendo)
John Goodman (really, hrmph)

Kelly Clarkson (didn't she just get married and pop out a kid?)
Zac Efron (who cares?)
James Franco (not likely)
Zoe Saldana (didn't she just get married or engaged? (to a dude)
Ryan Seacrest (poon hound)

Elijah Wood (probably)
Jake Gyllenhall (not likely)
Colin Farrell (drug addict / alcoholic / poon hound)
Keanu Reeves (his fiancé died in a car wreck a few months after giving (still) birth. Sad Keanu really is just sad.)
Jeremy Renner (who cares?)

Will Smith (das' wack!)
Jada Pinkett Smith (she's just weird.)
Bradley Cooper (39 in a serious relationship with a 20 y/o. kinda creepy)
Queen Latifah (common knowledge)
Hugh Jackman (lol, you wish)

Benedict Cumberbatch (I don't believe he's even human.)
Martin Freeman (who?)

George Clooney (poon hound)
Vin Diesel (you wish)
/perhaps the 3 cups of coffee after dinner wasn't such a good idea.


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2014-02-15 06:28:15 AM  

calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman


This list is missing Matt Damon, Vin Diesel, and George Clooney.
 
2014-02-15 06:28:38 AM  

Alphax: Lydia_C: Really, that list read like a random blurt of "names that come to mind at the moment."

Or a 'wish list' written by someone wanting various attractive famous men to be gay.


Or a "look how stupid these lists are" list.
 
2014-02-15 06:32:49 AM  
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I thought she'd come out years ago when she did SNL as the world's teeniest, skinniest diesel bull dyke.
 
2014-02-15 06:40:17 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: ZoSo_the_Crowe: DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).

Neil Patrick Harris

What about Ellen?


Not even the most famous gay Ellen.
 
2014-02-15 06:44:05 AM  
Does she have a book or movie coming out?
 
2014-02-15 06:45:54 AM  
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2014-02-15 06:46:04 AM  
She comes off as someone who's Bi, but has had trouble with specific males and has decided to drop men altogether.

Not as uncommon as people may think, (aside from the 'tards that think "Bi" doesn't exist).

Not that sexuality is a choice, but deciding it's too hard to identify/bond with X(the opposite sex) is very much a psychological hang-up.  It's not about sexual desire, but social/personality compatibility, and therefore is a matter of choice, to go with what's more emotionally rewarding.

Disclaimer: Not saying "hang-up" is a disorder, just citing how emotional attitudes can be the sole factor in deciding to not sleep with people that you find physically attractive.  No different than choosing to not sleep with someone who's a complete biatch, only it is a whole category is set aside because of a tendency to behave in X manner, or have X hobbies, etc.
 
2014-02-15 06:50:14 AM  
I spank it to her occasionally.

Is that still OK?
 
2014-02-15 07:00:14 AM  
I blame Diablo Cody. At least for the delay.

Had Juno not been a megahit, I speculate she would have gone on with Olivia Thirlby to star in Jack & Diane. Instead, at 20, she freaked out and withdrew, staying in the closet for another 6 years.

Olivia is bi, by the way.

/good for her.
 
2014-02-15 07:03:20 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: I blame Diablo Cody. At least for the delay.

Had Juno not been a megahit, I speculate she would have gone on with Olivia Thirlby to star in Jack & Diane. Instead, at 20, she freaked out and withdrew, staying in the closet for another 6 years.

Olivia is bi, by the way.

/good for her.


I only know Olivia Thirlby in Dredd, but she was memorable.
 
2014-02-15 07:06:29 AM  

tomerson: you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex

Sorry, your attempt falls flat.  And shame on you for including a murdered child.


Welcometofark.jpg

/I thought it was funny
 
2014-02-15 07:08:37 AM  

borg: slayer199: I really liked Ellen Page in Hard Candy....really tough in that one.

DamnYankees: Spacey and Foster are more famous

Foster is out...she came out at the 2013 Golden Globes.

Ian McKellen is out.  Spacey is still in the closet but it's pretty well-known that he's gay.

I hope to live long enough where nobody gives a shiat about this crap anymore and people don't need to hide or proclaim their sexuality.

Foster came out in the late 80's early 90's


This is what I thought too. I even remember a pretty big to-do about David Crosby donating sperm so her partner could get pregnant, or something along those lines.
 
2014-02-15 07:16:16 AM  
I'm still hot for Ellen Page...does that make a dude lesbian?I adore Ellen and thought her speech was sweet. Love her films. Can'thonorary wait for XMen DOFP to come out
 
2014-02-15 07:23:41 AM  
I can't believe you have all failed me in this. Anna Paquin came out a while back as Bi. Now Ellen Page has come out as gay. And the new X-Men movie is on the way. Shadowcat/Rogue Slashfic. Get busy.
 
2014-02-15 07:25:35 AM  

Abacus9: By T-Rex, do you mean the band or the dinosaur? It's important.


only one of those wrote a song called "Band a Dong."
 
2014-02-15 07:27:15 AM  
Ehh, she was never going to sleep with me, so why should I care who she sleeps with?
 
2014-02-15 07:27:24 AM  

FeedTheCollapse: Abacus9: By T-Rex, do you mean the band or the dinosaur? It's important.

only one of those wrote a song called "Bang a Dong."


ftfm


goddammit...
 
2014-02-15 07:34:07 AM  

SamFlagg: *reviews reaction scale*

Male comes out as gay - who cares / don't care, stop talking
Female - Unattractive - who cares / don't care, stop talking
Female - Attractive - Disappointment because mental fiction where she's totally into you is completely disrupted by this news.*

*Most common reaction by men.

Female mileage may vary on this topic.


Since they're all unattainable anyway, my reaction isn't disappointment, it's "I just want to watch".
 
2014-02-15 07:37:19 AM  
No bull.
 
2014-02-15 07:49:25 AM  
There's a lot of posts in here for something so stupid.  Who cares who people are having sex with?  If it's not me or a person I'm in a relationship with, then it doesn't matter.  Strange obsession...
 
2014-02-15 07:51:24 AM  

FeedTheCollapse: FeedTheCollapse: Abacus9: By T-Rex, do you mean the band or the dinosaur? It's important.

only one of those wrote a song called "Bang a Dong."

ftfm


goddammit...


Are you trying to make a dong joke or are you referring to "Bang a Gong (Get it On)"?
 
2014-02-15 07:53:51 AM  

farkingismybusiness: No Obvious tag?


Yeah, I thought we already knew this. Didn't we already know this?

Regardless, she an acceptable actress. We'll see if she turns out to be Ann Heche gay.
 
2014-02-15 07:54:05 AM  

DrBenway: FeedTheCollapse: FeedTheCollapse: Abacus9: By T-Rex, do you mean the band or the dinosaur? It's important.

only one of those wrote a song called "Bang a Dong."

ftfm


goddammit...

Are you trying to make a dong joke or are you referring to "Bang a Gong (Get it On)"?


I'm gonna get the weirdest boner now every time I hear "Allez cuisine!"
 
2014-02-15 08:06:11 AM  

RobertBruce: I thought this was .....sadly.......well known


This, and also for all the attention whoring lgbt celebrities:
media.tumblr.com
"Whoopie farking Doo."

No one really cares, and most everyone already knows.
 
2014-02-15 08:09:09 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: jaytkay: LUG

Oh, wait she's 26. And she was in the closet? Why?

She was waiting for the right time. I'm going to guess she's up against someone else for a part.

/PR conspiracies everywhere!


That's the age I came out. Different people have different neuroses that build up while closeted.
 
2014-02-15 08:10:51 AM  

Alphax: Funny, a GIS turned up this pic..
[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 194x260]


When I saw that picture a while back I just assumed it was case closed on the whole gay/not gay thing.
 
2014-02-15 08:22:29 AM  
Never heard of her before but that is one nice looking chick.  I doubt she is gay.  Its darn rare for a good looking woman to be gay.  She probably just hasn't been hosed by a real man yet.  Send her my way and I would have her begging for man meat in no time.
 
2014-02-15 08:24:56 AM  

Ima4nic8or: Never heard of her before but that is one nice looking chick.  I doubt she is gay.  Its darn rare for a good looking woman to be gay.  She probably just hasn't been hosed by a real man yet.  Send her my way and I would have her begging for man meat in no time.


1/10
 
2014-02-15 08:27:23 AM  
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DAMN YOU, MICHAEL CERA!
 
2014-02-15 08:34:54 AM  
Someone needed some extra publicity.
 
2014-02-15 08:44:31 AM  

DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).


Ian McKellan is pretty famous.
 
2014-02-15 08:46:14 AM  
Give me ten minutes I'll have her swear off the human race entirely.
 
2014-02-15 08:54:46 AM  

JadedFloridian: So what, this ^ never happened or it was all a sham? Looking into a bit more, apparently most of it was rumors, but it still seems strange as they had been photographed together a lot. She had been pictured with Leo as well whispering "sweet nothings" to each other.


guys...

ellen page is riiiight about as gay as amber heard.

in other words, her career isn't going that well, she needs exposure, so OF COURSE she is gay.  Amber Heard was a straight up lesbian too until she really couldn't hide that she definitely bangs dudes (and is married to\is marrying depp).  Same thing will happen here - Ellen will be gay until she meets that guy that takes her, and then it'll be all "i never said I was gay, I am bi-sexual".

same shiat amber heard pulled.

I am totes surprised Kristen Stewart never pulled this shiat.  She just likes ganja and dick.  Altho I suppose now that the twilight crap is over, before long she'll be coming out as gay too.  try to invigorate that failing career.
 
2014-02-15 08:56:02 AM  

moogoob: Ima4nic8or: Never heard of her before but that is one nice looking chick.  I doubt she is gay.  Its darn rare for a good looking woman to be gay.  She probably just hasn't been hosed by a real man yet.  Send her my way and I would have her begging for man meat in no time.

1/10


No troll, bro.  Its just the truth.
 
2014-02-15 08:57:33 AM  

Ima4nic8or: Never heard of her before but that is one nice looking chick.  I doubt she is gay.  Its darn rare for a good looking woman to be gay.  She probably just hasn't been hosed by a real man yet.  Send her my way and I would have her begging for man meat in no time.


see, i know you are trolling, but there is also truth in there.  like I said, Amber Heard was a straight up lesbian (there was no bi-sexual, she came out as gay) and then turned right around and is marrying depp.  because she was never gay.

sexuality is really not as fluid as you people like to pretend.
 
2014-02-15 09:00:16 AM  
Did that crappy game she was in ruin videogames for her?

/why do people keep giving David Cage moey?
 
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