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2014-02-15 02:28:47 AM

Mark Ratner: T-Rex?


www.weirdandgilly.com

/yeah yeah, Marc Bolan.
 
2014-02-15 02:28:59 AM

GonzoNihilist: Martin Freeman (who?)


Bilbo Baggins.. and the latest Arthur Dent.  And Dr. Watson to Cumberbatch's Holmes.
 
2014-02-15 02:30:02 AM

DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?


I always thought it was the haircut.

Mark Ratner: T-Rex

T-Rex?


Well he does have a saurus.
 
2014-02-15 02:31:04 AM

ongbok: roothog: you are a puppet: Moses

Oh I want to see someone push this enough to start the snowball of media attention just to see the scale of derp that would erupt.

That beard, you know that is where the term beard came from, and those flamboyant robes? He was totally gay.


Not to mention that whole "rod into a serpent" trick. Miss Translation, please.

 

tomerson: Sorry, your attempt falls flat. And shame on you for including a murdered child.


Seems like a pretty good way of pointing out how goofy lists like these are. What are you apologizing about, anyway?
 
2014-02-15 02:32:21 AM

Richard_The_Clown: Heeeyyy... Doesn't she have a new movie coming out?


More like she doesn't want to be deported.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-02-15 02:32:29 AM

fusillade762: Well he does have a saurus.


You're a terrible person and should feel bad.

/+1
 
2014-02-15 02:32:47 AM

Optimal_Illusion: Does she have a movie coming out (so to speak), or something?


Well, the nude scene semi-hack in Beyond Two Souls probably turned her off from any sequel, and she's not that great, so this may give her career a second wind.
 
2014-02-15 02:32:50 AM
I read some 12 page article about Oprah in Vanity Fair or somewhere and like 4 pages of it were dedicated to her long term live-in heterosexual lover. I don't think she's gay unless that article was the most elaborate beard story I've ever read.
 
2014-02-15 02:34:49 AM

you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex


--

Who are people who have never been in my kitchen?

\It's a little known fact
 
2014-02-15 02:37:21 AM

kalvyn: Mark Ratner: T-Rex?

[www.weirdandgilly.com image 720x712]

/yeah yeah, Marc Bolan.


fusillade762: DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?

I always thought it was the haircut.

Mark Ratner: T-Rex

T-Rex?

Well he does have a saurus.


Thank you
dynamicdandee.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-15 02:38:48 AM

calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman


There's a whole lotta body thetans goin' on.

Just sayin'.
 
2014-02-15 02:40:06 AM

borg: Queen Latifah  has been out for several years.


GonzoNihilist: Queen Latifah (common knowledge)


NobleHam: Is she really not out yet? I mean I know she kept it quiet for a long time, but I thought marrying a bunch of gay people at the Grammy's was pretty much the end of that.



that's why she's a perfect example of celebrities who announce that they are gay... while it has been known for a while that they are.

and no, she has never "officially" come out yet.
/and I really don't have a horse in this one way or the other... it's just a boring Friday night.
 
2014-02-15 02:40:40 AM

you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex


Rush Limbaugh
 
2014-02-15 02:41:44 AM
I'm hetero.  Someone call the press.
 
2014-02-15 02:43:19 AM
Jim Lahey's daughter is gay? Unpossible!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-15 02:43:23 AM

you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex


By T-Rex, do you mean the band or the dinosaur? It's important.
 
2014-02-15 02:43:27 AM
Well, it must be about time for another T. Rex YouTube binge. Thanks for the reminder, Fark!
 
2014-02-15 02:45:25 AM
Who and who?
 
2014-02-15 02:50:41 AM

digitalrain: Oldiron_79: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.

Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John.

Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John in ass-less chaps at a Village People revue.


Not to nitpick, but all chaps are assless, by definition. Because they're chaps, not pants.
 
2014-02-15 02:53:01 AM
To those who have responded to me, it seems you have a point!  To be honest, in my life experiences, most of the people who pose this way (especially with a kiss to the head) are romantically involved.  Obviously there are exceptions to everything, and I don't think I thought it through all the way.  I also do not know any gay people  extremely well, so I'm not exactly sure how they act in regular situations with guy friends and whatnot.

/Feels kind of stupid, now.
 
2014-02-15 02:54:01 AM

digitalrain: Oldiron_79: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.

Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John.

Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John in ass-less chaps at a Village People revue.


A chunk of donut just came out of my nostril.
Well played.
 
2014-02-15 02:57:51 AM
Funny, a GIS turned up this pic..
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-15 03:02:14 AM
What does Ja Rule think about all this?
 
2014-02-15 03:06:00 AM
The worst-kept secret in Hollywood of the last decade.

Good for her.

May she find the full extent of the happiness she seeks.
 
2014-02-15 03:08:21 AM

Abacus9: digitalrain: Oldiron_79: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.

Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John.

Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John in ass-less chaps at a Village People revue.

Not to nitpick, but all chaps are assless, by definition. Because they're chaps, not pants.


So most people think.  But I happen to have a very rare and valuable pair of vintage assed chaps.
 
2014-02-15 03:08:44 AM
Jim Parsons is openly gay.  And I'm surprised no one has mentioned Ellen DeGeneres's wife Portia de Rossi.  There's so many big name gay celebrities it's hard to keep track of them all.  Ellen Page, while in my opinion a fine actress and someone who's work I tend to enjoy, is not near the top of the list of really famous gay actors.

Also, as for NPH's career, for TV and film it had effectively stalled prior to Harold and Kumar.  Someone told him he was in the script and he should put a stop to it, but he jumped at the opportunity to be in it.  He credits that role with leading him to his role on HIMYM.
 
2014-02-15 03:17:36 AM

NobleHam: roflmaonow: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay.

Yea I had no idea there was any word that he'd be gay, is it because he does a lot of theater?

It's because he is/was a handsome man who's remained single. I've heard the rumors, as mentioned above, but he's also been seen with girlfriends. He may be bi, but I think he's mainly just a reclusive person.


The reason I thought he was gay is because I could've sworn he confirmed it several years ago. I like him as an actor and could care less one way or the other.
 
2014-02-15 03:20:16 AM
As for Zoe Saldana, isn't she the one who gave the confusing interview about how all of her family thought she was a lesbian but she's not, she's just androgynous, but oh, she could see herself settling down with a woman because she's androgynous that way. Nobody could figure out if it was her coming out as something other than entirely straight or not, so everyone just got really confused and carried on as if she is totally straight.
 
2014-02-15 03:22:22 AM

SkylineRecords: NobleHam: roflmaonow: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay.

Yea I had no idea there was any word that he'd be gay, is it because he does a lot of theater?

It's because he is/was a handsome man who's remained single. I've heard the rumors, as mentioned above, but he's also been seen with girlfriends. He may be bi, but I think he's mainly just a reclusive person.

The reason I thought he was gay is because I could've sworn he confirmed it several years ago. I like him as an actor and could care less one way or the other.


We may have seen the same interview. He did not confirm he was gay, but he did not deny it. He artfully danced around the issue with answers like "my private life is private" or some such. But he was smiling the whole time like a devil, lol.
 
2014-02-15 03:23:47 AM
Not news. Wasn't she dating Selena Gomez for like a year?
 
2014-02-15 03:27:52 AM
I thought these days it was Bieber and Miley Cyrus looking like twins.
 
2014-02-15 03:36:18 AM
God dammit. This must be how a lot of women felt when Neil Patrick Harris announced he was gay.
 
2014-02-15 03:38:19 AM
What lesbian will want her? She has an ass like a 10 year old boy.
 
2014-02-15 03:41:13 AM
Of course he did.
Cera has a huge penis.
Woody Harrison mentioned it in a Rolling Stone interview, that he was surprised that a smallish guy like Cera had such a big hog.
 
2014-02-15 03:52:14 AM

ciberido: Abacus9: digitalrain: Oldiron_79: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.

Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John.

Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John in ass-less chaps at a Village People revue.

Not to nitpick, but all chaps are assless, by definition. Because they're chaps, not pants.

So most people think.  But I happen to have a very rare and valuable pair of vintage assed chaps.


I stand corrected. Is this more the exception?
 
2014-02-15 03:52:14 AM
Saying that you knew someone was gay all along is like saying that you knew that coin flip was going to be heads all along. No, dipshiat, unless there's proof, you were just guessing. And if you guess enough, you are bound to guess right eventually, hence the pseudo/bullshiat phenomenon known as gaydar. Same goes for the people here making lists.
 
2014-02-15 04:00:52 AM
All these means is that we drink our water from the same shrine. Peace on it.
 
2014-02-15 04:02:07 AM
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2014-02-15 04:13:09 AM
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2014-02-15 04:15:14 AM

calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman


And Kelly Rowland. That was depressing to learn. She was the best looking member of DC, IMO.

And as for Cera, I still can't believe that beta male poster boy got to play with Kat Dennings' funbags. There is no justice.
 
2014-02-15 04:20:04 AM

ReverendJynxed: What lesbian will want her?


*raises hand*

Any more dumb questions?
 
2014-02-15 04:27:28 AM
*looks up pics of ellen page*

Nope...tiny tits. Let the lesbians have her.
 
2014-02-15 04:29:27 AM

traxan: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

And Kelly Rowland. That was depressing to learn. She was the best looking member of DC, IMO.

And as for Cera, I still can't believe that beta male poster boy got to play with Kat Dennings' funbags. There is no justice.


I thought I was the only one that thought Kelly Rowland was hotter than Beyonce.
 
2014-02-15 04:40:30 AM

Mark Ratner: you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex

T-Rex?


Pretty much off-topic, but in case you didn't know, dinosaur-on-human porn fiction is a thing these days.  O.o
 
2014-02-15 04:41:53 AM
she's doing it wrong. The time come out is right before the awards ceremony you're nominated in.  Or a week before the combine
 
2014-02-15 04:46:39 AM
Mark Ratner:

T-Rex?

No reach around - no gay
 
2014-02-15 05:04:11 AM

ReverendJynxed: What lesbian will want her? She has an ass like a 10 year old boy.


Dude - we are talking about human sexuality, here.
How could an adult ask a question that stupid?
 
2014-02-15 05:10:53 AM

ReverendJynxed: What lesbian will want her? She has an ass like a 10 year old boy.


This is actually true. I saw her walking on my block like 5-6 years ago and I noticed how flat her ass was when I walked behind her. She was wearing jeans. She always seemed like she would be really cool to hang out with.
Good actress. Hope she continues to do well.
 
2014-02-15 05:17:16 AM

Fallout Boy: Saying that you knew someone was gay all along is like saying that you knew that coin flip was going to be heads all along. No, dipshiat, unless there's proof, you were just guessing. And if you guess enough, you are bound to guess right eventually, hence the pseudo/bullshiat phenomenon known as gaydar. Same goes for the people here making lists.


It was somewhat big news a few years ago that she was outed as possibly lesbian, or at least bisexual, by someone with "inside information". But apparently that crazy blogger with completely unverified claims was taken totally at their word by most of Fark, so this is old news.
 
2014-02-15 05:22:08 AM
So? Why does anyone care? How is this news?

/it's Fark
 
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