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2014-02-15 01:46:01 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: why she wasn't


*was
 
2014-02-15 01:46:16 AM  

ciberido: HotWingAgenda: DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).

I didn't know Kevin Spacey was gay. That puts American Beauty in a different light.

I don't mean this as an attack, but it really shouldn't matter whether an actor is gay or straight.  A gay actor can play a heterosexual character, or vice-versa, and it shouldn't matter any more than an atheist actor portraying a Catholic or vice-versa.

And yet for whatever reason it seems to matter quite a bit to a lot of people.


You're right that it shouldn't matter but that doesn't mean it does. Right now, Page is at the point in her career where she's on the "go to" list of actresses Hollywood casts as quirky romantic interests.  Now that she's come out, it will be interesting to see if she'll still be cast in such parts or, because Hollywood believes audiences aren't smart enough to know the difference between real life and make believe, she'll be suddenly be getting nothing but secondary character roles.  If it's the latter, it just show for all the talk about how liberal Hollywood is, it's just empty words when the perceived bottom line comes into play.
 
2014-02-15 01:47:25 AM  

DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).


Do singers count? If so, Elton John.

Actors... Jane Lynch.
 
2014-02-15 01:47:46 AM  

slayer199: I really liked Ellen Page in Hard Candy....really tough in that one.

DamnYankees: Spacey and Foster are more famous

Foster is out...she came out at the 2013 Golden Globes.

Ian McKellen is out.  Spacey is still in the closet but it's pretty well-known that he's gay.

I hope to live long enough where nobody gives a shiat about this crap anymore and people don't need to hide or proclaim their sexuality.


They don't need to proclaim it now but that doesn't seem to stop them.
 
2014-02-15 01:48:13 AM  
My take on the 'is Kevin Spacey gay?' question is that it's none of my goddamn business.
 
2014-02-15 01:48:36 AM  
What was that movie where a confused young woman was in a "lesbian" relationship,just to be informed by her partner that she's probably, no, actually not truly a lesbian; she suggested that she just wanted to be a part of the lesbian click? The young woman was pleading with her to accept her as gay. Yea, she dumped the closeted straight girl. Pretty funny - she wanted so bad to be L.
 
2014-02-15 01:49:39 AM  
Add me to the people who thought she was already out.  At what point did anyone believe she was straight?


JadedFloridian: You feel kind of stupid now, don't you?


Since he's rumoured to be gay too, I'm sure all he feels is worried about what her coming out implies about him.  Although people have been saying that their relationship was nothing but a co-bearding contract for a long time.

I'm stunned there are so many people who still refuse to believe that contracted fake relationships exist.  Hollywood has always done it, it will always do it.


DamnYankees: is she the most famous openly homosexual actor


Why has no one mentioned Zachary Quinto?
 
2014-02-15 01:50:26 AM  

Trocadero: Dusk-You-n-Me: JadedFloridian: You feel kind of stupid now, don't you?

Holy sh*t! Two coworkers have become friends and we have pictures of them! Together! Touching one another! What is strange about this to you? What is your point exactly?

[www.becausewecamp.com image 719x303]
Would you give a man a foot massage?


What ever happened to the prequel to Pulp Fiction and the Reservoir Dogs about the Vega brothers? Would have even loved to see a Jules adventures movie or a prequel showing what he did prior to the events in Pulp Fiction.
 
2014-02-15 01:50:35 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Iplaybass: Nobody cares.

And what better way to prove your indifference then to take the time to post in a thread declaring it.


I don't care that she's gay. I care that people keep blabbing on about this stuff like it's something we all need to know. It's not.
 
2014-02-15 01:51:46 AM  

Corn_Fed: Remember when 'Juno' came out, and was instantly pushed by the Christianists because of its supposedly "anti-abortion" message?

You supported a decadent, hedonistic LEZBO, Christianists!!!!


I came here to post this. Glad someone else remembers.
 
2014-02-15 01:53:03 AM  

efgeise: baconbeard: efgeise: efgeise: He's an accomplished voice actor, and I'd wager he's more popular than Page.

That was to respond about Takei.

You respond as good as he acts.

So, how is he a bad actor, since you seem to know?


What do you mean "how"? He's a bad actor because he's a bad actor. I know this for the same reasons I know Steven Seagal is a bad actor.
 
2014-02-15 01:53:05 AM  

Iplaybass: I don't care that she's gay.


You've made that clear by announcing it in the thread. Twice.

Iplaybass: I care that people keep blabbing on about this stuff like it's something we all need to know.


Poor you! If only there was some way to not subject yourself to the personal attack that is an internet link! You are the real victim here.
 
2014-02-15 01:53:07 AM  

EdNortonsTwin: What was that movie where a confused young woman was in a "lesbian" relationship,just to be informed by her partner that she's probably, no, actually not truly a lesbian; she suggested that she just wanted to be a part of the lesbian click? The young woman was pleading with her to accept her as gay. Yea, she dumped the closeted straight girl. Pretty funny - she wanted so bad to be L.


Kissing Jessica Stein?
 
2014-02-15 01:53:49 AM  

ongbok: What ever happened to the prequel to Pulp Fiction and the Reservoir Dogs about the Vega brothers?


too old.
 
2014-02-15 01:54:00 AM  

EdNortonsTwin: What was that movie where a confused young woman was in a "lesbian" relationship,just to be informed by her partner that she's probably, no, actually not truly a lesbian; she suggested that she just wanted to be a part of the lesbian click clique?


FTFY

/Sorry, pet peeve.
 
2014-02-15 01:55:56 AM  
Gays in Hollywood not coming out, specifically the men, has to do with money. Straight women want to have the fantasy that they might be in with a chance of getting porksworded by the Leading Man. Teh Ghey means that fantasy is ruined.

In conclusion, they won't come out because money/chicks.
 
2014-02-15 01:55:57 AM  

Mark Ratner: Good for her. We all knew it, though. No big surprise.


If you're going to post pictures of lesbians, please only post ones that are hot.
 
2014-02-15 01:56:38 AM  

Trocadero: Dusk-You-n-Me: JadedFloridian: You feel kind of stupid now, don't you?

Holy sh*t! Two coworkers have become friends and we have pictures of them! Together! Touching one another! What is strange about this to you? What is your point exactly?


Would you give a man a foot massage?


"F#ck you"

Great movie
 
2014-02-15 01:56:41 AM  

DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).


Michelle Rodriguez, Anderson Cooper, Zachary Quinto, Maria Bello, Rosie O
 
2014-02-15 01:57:20 AM  
 
2014-02-15 01:57:37 AM  

Warlordtrooper: I'm reading the comments and I cannot tell if they are real or just trolls


It's called "Poe's Law"
 
2014-02-15 01:59:09 AM  

roothog: DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).

Michelle Rodriguez, Anderson Cooper, Zachary Quinto, Maria Bello, Rosie O



Sir Ian McKellen
 
2014-02-15 01:59:29 AM  

Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?


yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel
 
2014-02-15 02:00:58 AM  

fusillade762: I still blame Selena Gomez.


That is a visual.  Thanks!
 
2014-02-15 02:01:50 AM  

roothog: EdNortonsTwin: What was that movie where a confused young woman was in a "lesbian" relationship,just to be informed by her partner that she's probably, no, actually not truly a lesbian; she suggested that she just wanted to be a part of the lesbian click? The young woman was pleading with her to accept her as gay. Yea, she dumped the closeted straight girl. Pretty funny - she wanted so bad to be L.

Kissing Jessica Stein?


Thanks, I prolly would have never been able to find that otherwise.
 
2014-02-15 02:02:14 AM  

BafflerMeal: roothog: DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).

Michelle Rodriguez, Anderson Cooper, Zachary Quinto, Maria Bello, Rosie O


Sir Ian McKellen


Hey, the CNN article's slideshow didn't have him, and that's where I grabbed these names from. (Someone did mention McK earlier in the thread)
 
2014-02-15 02:03:04 AM  
i would love to see a popular male actor "come out" as gay, but then constantly get his picture taken in clubs making out with hot chicks.  and if anyone suggests he is bisexual he would get all pissed off and offended.  "i am totally gay!  i only like having sex with men!"  but he is never seen dating any other men, and then there is a leaked sex tape of him banging a pair of playboy models.  all the while he adamantly claims to be 100% gay.  i just think it would be funny to see a celebrity trolling the media that way.  would the media be able to speculate that an actor is actually straight?
 
2014-02-15 02:03:05 AM  
*reviews reaction scale*

Male comes out as gay - who cares / don't care, stop talking
Female - Unattractive - who cares / don't care, stop talking
Female - Attractive - Disappointment because mental fiction where she's totally into you is completely disrupted by this news.*

*Most common reaction by men.

Female mileage may vary on this topic.
 
2014-02-15 02:04:16 AM  

bugmn99: They don't need to proclaim it now but that doesn't seem to stop them.


Well, they kinda do because it isn't universally accepted and being in the closet is probably more stressful these days than being out.  It's probably harder for the males (no pun intended) than the females to come out.  Hell, we had a NFL prospect come out last week and the word was that it would hurt his draft status?  Seriously?  The only real question about his draft status should have been if the kid has the talent to play at an NFL-level.

What I was getting at is I hope I live long enough where the vast majority of people don't care who someone loves or has sex with.  Sure there will always be asshats, but I hope they're in the minority.
 
2014-02-15 02:04:20 AM  

ciberido: EdNortonsTwin: What was that movie where a confused young woman was in a "lesbian" relationship,just to be informed by her partner that she's probably, no, actually not truly a lesbian; she suggested that she just wanted to be a part of the lesbian click clique?

FTFY

/Sorry, pet peeve.


Because of rotsky I'll have to double check this. :)
 
2014-02-15 02:05:48 AM  

EdNortonsTwin: roothog: EdNortonsTwin: What was that movie where a confused young woman was in a "lesbian" relationship,just to be informed by her partner that she's probably, no, actually not truly a lesbian; she suggested that she just wanted to be a part of the lesbian click? The young woman was pleading with her to accept her as gay. Yea, she dumped the closeted straight girl. Pretty funny - she wanted so bad to be L.

Kissing Jessica Stein?

Thanks, I prolly would have never been able to find that otherwise.


It's a fun movie, I have the dvd. Tovah Feldshuh gave a good performance as the mother realizing her daughter is a lesbian (until she isn't).
 
2014-02-15 02:06:14 AM  

calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel


Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex
 
2014-02-15 02:07:55 AM  

enderthexenocide: i would love to see a popular male actor "come out" as gay, but then constantly get his picture taken in clubs making out with hot chicks.  and if anyone suggests he is bisexual he would get all pissed off and offended.  "i am totally gay!  i only like having sex with men!"  but he is never seen dating any other men, and then there is a leaked sex tape of him banging a pair of playboy models.  all the while he adamantly claims to be 100% gay.  i just think it would be funny to see a celebrity trolling the media that way.  would the media be able to speculate that an actor is actually straight?


If it's a black actor the media can speculate that he's "up on high"
 
2014-02-15 02:08:54 AM  

you are a puppet: Moses


Oh I want to see someone push this enough to start the snowball of media attention just to see the scale of derp that would erupt.
 
2014-02-15 02:11:35 AM  

you are a puppet: enderthexenocide: i would love to see a popular male actor "come out" as gay, but then constantly get his picture taken in clubs making out with hot chicks.  and if anyone suggests he is bisexual he would get all pissed off and offended.  "i am totally gay!  i only like having sex with men!"  but he is never seen dating any other men, and then there is a leaked sex tape of him banging a pair of playboy models.  all the while he adamantly claims to be 100% gay.  i just think it would be funny to see a celebrity trolling the media that way.  would the media be able to speculate that an actor is actually straight?

If it's a black actor the media can speculate that he's "up on high"


Please give Juaquin Phoenix any new ideas.
 
2014-02-15 02:13:33 AM  

roothog: you are a puppet: Moses

Oh I want to see someone push this enough to start the snowball of media attention just to see the scale of derp that would erupt.


That beard, you know that is where the term beard came from, and those flamboyant robes? He was totally gay.
 
2014-02-15 02:14:28 AM  

you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex


The guy who's on the olympics right now figure skating to Riverdance.
 
2014-02-15 02:16:11 AM  

roflmaonow: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay.

Yea I had no idea there was any word that he'd be gay, is it because he does a lot of theater?


It's because he's never photographed with a lover.
 
2014-02-15 02:17:08 AM  

you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex


Sorry, your attempt falls flat.  And shame on you for including a murdered child.
 
2014-02-15 02:18:47 AM  

propasaurus: DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).

Off the top of my head: Jim Parsons


Ian McKellan
Zachary Quinto
Neil Patrick Harris
 
2014-02-15 02:19:49 AM  

Corn_Fed: You supported a decadent, hedonistic LEZBO


What about lesbianism means "decadent, hedonistic"? Most celebrity lesbian couples I can think of, as well as the one real-life lesbian couple I know, are about as decadent and hedonistic as ham & cheese for lunch every day. Last time I got together with the couple I know, we talked about home ownership, the young ruffians who they think should be arrested, and roofing repair.

Think of some celebrity lesbians:
Rosie O'Donnel
Ellen Degeneres
Mary Cheney
This chick in the TFA

None of these people are particularly exciting... you just know their idea of a good time is ensuring financial stability and dressing in business casual. I'm not trying to claim that every lesbian couple is boring, but would bet that the average lesbian couple is more boring than the average of all couples.
 
2014-02-15 02:21:52 AM  

roothog: you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex

The guy who's on the olympics right now figure skating to Riverdance.


The Riverdance guy is a known poon hound.
 
2014-02-15 02:22:14 AM  

ongbok: baconbeard: This is just the thing to jump start a stalled acting career.

/never understood her appeal, gay or otherwise

I have seen a couple of her movies, the only one that I thought was worth anything was Super, and she is really funny in that.


Hard Candy was a pretty cool flick.
 
2014-02-15 02:22:24 AM  
Who?

Meh....
 
2014-02-15 02:23:17 AM  

you are a puppet: calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Clint Eastwood
George C. Scott
Alonzo Mourning
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Jon Benet Ramsey
Bruce Lee
George HW Bush
James Bond
Marie Curie
Doc Holiday
Henry VIII
Genghis Khan
Moses
T-Rex


T-Rex?
 
2014-02-15 02:23:54 AM  

Oldiron_79: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.

Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John.


Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John in ass-less chaps at a Village People revue.
 
2014-02-15 02:24:21 AM  

calbert: Mark Ratner: calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman

John Goodman?

yeah. so go the rumors.

I also forgot to add:

George Clooney
Vin Diesel

Queen Latifah

  has been out for several years.
 
2014-02-15 02:25:18 AM  
calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise (the only person he loves is himself)
Kevin Spacey (common knowledge, and he's an actor not a movie star)
Oprah Winfrey (who cares?)
John Travolta (rumor and innuendo)
John Goodman (really, hrmph)

Kelly Clarkson (didn't she just get married and pop out a kid?)
Zac Efron (who cares?)
James Franco (not likely)
Zoe Saldana (didn't she just get married or engaged? (to a dude)
Ryan Seacrest (poon hound)

Elijah Wood (probably)
Jake Gyllenhall (not likely)
Colin Farrell (drug addict / alcoholic / poon hound)
Keanu Reeves (his fiancé died in a car wreck a few months after giving (still) birth. Sad Keanu really is just sad.)
Jeremy Renner (who cares?)

Will Smith (das' wack!)
Jada Pinkett Smith (she's just weird.)
Bradley Cooper (39 in a serious relationship with a 20 y/o. kinda creepy)
Queen Latifah (common knowledge)
Hugh Jackman (lol, you wish)

Benedict Cumberbatch (I don't believe he's even human.)
Martin Freeman (who?)

George Clooney (poon hound)
Vin Diesel (you wish)
/perhaps the 3 cups of coffee after dinner wasn't such a good idea.
 
2014-02-15 02:26:47 AM  

calbert: Queen Latifah


Is she really not out yet? I mean I know she kept it quiet for a long time, but I thought marrying a bunch of gay people at the Grammy's was pretty much the end of that.
 
2014-02-15 02:27:43 AM  
Does she have a movie coming out (so to speak), or something?
 
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