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(People Magazine)   "Juno" star Ellen Page announces that Michael Cera has permanently ruined men for her   (people.com) divider line 536
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2014-02-15 01:11:12 AM  
So I'll go to admiring her from afar to admiring her from afar.
 
2014-02-15 01:11:50 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: ZoSo_the_Crowe: Cerebral Ballsy: What about Ellen?

I think of her more as a talk show host and a comedian.

Yeah but she's been steady A- list for a long time.. NPH disappeared for like 15 years down a.. Rabbit hole or something.


You're trolling about Harris right? He made like the biggest comeback ever, about ten years ago. Does your local CBS affiliate not broadcast How I Met Your Mother?
 
2014-02-15 01:11:58 AM  

DamnYankees: Molavian: DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?

Gaydar, apparently.  Sad news, since she'll be legal in a few more years.

She's 26.


She was born on Alan Rickman's 41st birthday.

/just throwing that out there
 
2014-02-15 01:12:18 AM  
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2014-02-15 01:12:36 AM  

Corn_Fed: Remember when 'Juno' came out, and was instantly pushed by the Christianists because of its supposedly "anti-abortion" message?

You supported a decadent, hedonistic LEZBO, Christianists!!!!


Don't remember that, but I do remember it being pushed as a work of comedic genius, and it being really boring and unfunny.
 
2014-02-15 01:13:11 AM  
Helluva speech.
 
2014-02-15 01:13:23 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: ZoSo_the_Crowe: Cerebral Ballsy: What about Ellen?

I think of her more as a talk show host and a comedian.

Yeah but she's been steady A- list for a long time.. NPH disappeared for like 15 years down a.. Rabbit hole or something.


No he had work...
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2014-02-15 01:13:52 AM  
I'd still chew on her carpet
 
2014-02-15 01:14:36 AM  
Heeeyyy... Doesn't she have a new movie coming out?
 
2014-02-15 01:15:02 AM  

efgeise: DamnYankees: slayer199: Ian McKellen is out.  Spacey is still in the closet but it's pretty well-known that he's gay.

Good call. Forgot about McKellan.

Neil Patrick Harris and George Takei?


If Takei is considered an "actor", then the word has no meaning. He's like the Vogon poetry of actors.
 
2014-02-15 01:16:12 AM  

baconbeard: This is just the thing to jump start a stalled acting career.


I guess you didn't know that she's in next X-Men film?

You have an odd idea of a 'stalled' career. Or is that just your way of making yourself feel better?
 
2014-02-15 01:16:36 AM  
this explains her obvious lack of sexual chemistry with Leonardo Dicaprio in Inception.
 
2014-02-15 01:17:12 AM  

JohnnyC: baconbeard: This is just the thing to jump start a stalled acting career.

I guess you didn't know that she's in next X-Men film?

You have an odd idea of a 'stalled' career. Or is that just your way of making yourself feel better?


It makes me feel like a big man.
 
2014-02-15 01:18:10 AM  

DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).


Kevin spacey is gay?  I didn't know that.
 
2014-02-15 01:20:24 AM  
He's an accomplished voice actor, and I'd wager he's more popular than Page.
 
2014-02-15 01:20:29 AM  

Abacus9: Cerebral Ballsy: ZoSo_the_Crowe: Cerebral Ballsy: What about Ellen?

I think of her more as a talk show host and a comedian.

Yeah but she's been steady A- list for a long time.. NPH disappeared for like 15 years down a.. Rabbit hole or something.

You're trolling about Harris right? He made like the biggest comeback ever, about ten years ago. Does your local CBS affiliate not broadcast How I Met Your Mother?


And before HIMYM wasn't he doing mostly stage work and some independent stuff?
 
2014-02-15 01:20:44 AM  

JohnnyC: Cerebral Ballsy: Is Andy Dick out yet?

I was kind of hoping he had been eaten by a bear or something...


Andy Dick has done a lot of terrible, unlikable things in his life. Everything about his personality and public profile is repellent...but he gets a free pass from me for his role as an Emergency Medical Hologram on one episode of Voyager. He and Picardo in that episode were just awesome.
 
2014-02-15 01:21:27 AM  
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So what, this ^ never happened or it was all a sham?  Looking into a bit more, apparently most of it was rumors, but it still seems strange as they had been photographed together a lot.  She had been pictured with Leo as well whispering "sweet nothings" to each other.

Maybe she was using it as a front to not discourage discriminatory people from seeing her movies, or maybe she's bi and figured that saying "I'm bi" doesn't really have the same effect as going full blown gay.  Which is probably a true statement..
 
2014-02-15 01:22:33 AM  

NobleHam: roflmaonow: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay.

Yea I had no idea there was any word that he'd be gay, is it because he does a lot of theater?

It's because he is/was a handsome man who's remained single. I've heard the rumors, as mentioned above, but he's also been seen with girlfriends. He may be bi, but I think he's mainly just a reclusive person.


I've always loved Spacey's work. American Beauty one of my favs.  Kevin sometimes has an effete quality about him, which has had me think for a moment that he may be gay, but I didn't think enough about it to research it when I was done watching a movie of his.

I don't think most people concern themselves about a celebrity's sexual orientation any more than people care about a celebrity's personal life in general.  Gay is just a little more exotic is all, so it gets an extra look.  If the media can get a few more tongues wagging then they'll push the issue.
 
2014-02-15 01:22:56 AM  

efgeise: He's an accomplished voice actor, and I'd wager he's more popular than Page.


That was to respond about Takei.
 
2014-02-15 01:23:49 AM  

EdNortonsTwin: If the media can get a few more tongues wagging then they'll push the issue.


LOL!
 
2014-02-15 01:24:41 AM  

Mutable_Beaver: Is this a repeat from 5 years ago?  Aren't we to the point where peoples' sex lives can stop being news yet?


Have you met humanity?
 
2014-02-15 01:25:11 AM  

efgeise: efgeise: He's an accomplished voice actor, and I'd wager he's more popular than Page.

That was to respond about Takei.


You respond as good as he acts.
 
2014-02-15 01:25:38 AM  

baconbeard: efgeise: DamnYankees: slayer199: Ian McKellen is out.  Spacey is still in the closet but it's pretty well-known that he's gay.

Good call. Forgot about McKellan.

Neil Patrick Harris and George Takei?

If Takei is considered an "actor", then the word has no meaning. He's like the Vogon poetry of actors.


Do not insult Takei again, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurlecruncheon, see if I don't.
 
2014-02-15 01:27:08 AM  
Remember how Patrick Stewart did those flaming homosexual sketches, but wound up marrying a hot chick a few months ago? fark labels. I'm just about tired of people insisting on knowing the orientation of actors and other professionals. So what if there's a gay in your locker room, you're nit there to compare bits.
 
2014-02-15 01:27:44 AM  

JadedFloridian: but it still seems strange as they had been photographed together a lot.


Yeah, pictures of a man and a woman sure seem strange. What does it mean?
 
2014-02-15 01:28:13 AM  

ongbok: Abacus9: Cerebral Ballsy: ZoSo_the_Crowe: Cerebral Ballsy: What about Ellen?

I think of her more as a talk show host and a comedian.

Yeah but she's been steady A- list for a long time.. NPH disappeared for like 15 years down a.. Rabbit hole or something.

You're trolling about Harris right? He made like the biggest comeback ever, about ten years ago. Does your local CBS affiliate not broadcast How I Met Your Mother?

And before HIMYM wasn't he doing mostly stage work and some independent stuff?


I don't know, but he was in Starship Troopers and the Harold and Kumar movies, so he was already on his way to a comeback.
 
2014-02-15 01:28:28 AM  

rynthetyn: Last I checked, wandering around set hand in hand with some twink isn't something a reclusive straight man does.


Sure, but as you said, friend of an anonymous internet poster isn't exactly canon. I left an outlet that he may be bi, but gay, I doubt it. And either way, a recluse.
 
2014-02-15 01:31:27 AM  

DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).


**tilts head slowly**

"He doesn't know."
 
2014-02-15 01:31:56 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: JadedFloridian: but it still seems strange as they had been photographed together a lot.

Yeah, pictures of a man and a woman sure seem strange. What does it mean?


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You feel kind of stupid now, don't you?
 
2014-02-15 01:34:10 AM  

Captain James T. Smirk: JohnnyC: Cerebral Ballsy: Is Andy Dick out yet?

I was kind of hoping he had been eaten by a bear or something...

Andy Dick has done a lot of terrible, unlikable things in his life. Everything about his personality and public profile is repellent...but he gets a free pass from me for his role as an Emergency Medical Hologram on one episode of Voyager. He and Picardo in that episode were just awesome.


Andy Dick was great in that, and also did an odd roll playing the "straight man" in In The Army Now alongside Pauly Shore. Though I think he's bi-sexual, and he just doesn't like to admit that and tries to pretend to be straight on and off the camera.
 
2014-02-15 01:34:50 AM  
So those rumors of Just Bieber being gay were true!
 
2014-02-15 01:35:42 AM  
Good for her. We all knew it, though. No big surprise.

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2014-02-15 01:35:44 AM  
Meh.  She's still boring.  I couldn't care less about her orientation, but nothing about her stuck out.  I'll make it a point to rewatch as many of her movies as I can to see if I missed something.

Beyond Two Souls was utter garbage as far games go.  No choices, piss poor plots, shiat pacing, and a very poor execution of nonlinear story telling.  How she let herself get sucked into that I'll never know.


/My real sadness will come if Ashly Burch ever comes out as gay.
 
2014-02-15 01:35:46 AM  

JadedFloridian: You feel kind of stupid now, don't you?


Holy sh*t! Two coworkers have become friends and we have pictures of them! Together! Touching one another! What is strange about this to you? What is your point exactly?
 
2014-02-15 01:36:07 AM  
Nobody cares. Keep it to yourself.
 
2014-02-15 01:36:20 AM  

ciberido: HotWingAgenda: DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).

I didn't know Kevin Spacey was gay. That puts American Beauty in a different light.

I don't mean this as an attack, but it really shouldn't matter whether an actor is gay or straight.  A gay actor can play a heterosexual character, or vice-versa, and it shouldn't matter any more than an atheist actor portraying a Catholic or vice-versa.

And yet for whatever reason it seems to matter quite a bit to a lot of people.


No offense taken. I was referring specifically to the ending, where his absolutely straight character is murdered by a closet-gay homophobe who mistakenly thinks he's flirting with him or something. A gay actor choosing to play a straight husband and father who is murdered by a closet-gay homophobe seems like a decision with an interesting backstory.
 
2014-02-15 01:36:44 AM  
other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman
 
2014-02-15 01:37:35 AM  

baconbeard: efgeise: efgeise: He's an accomplished voice actor, and I'd wager he's more popular than Page.

That was to respond about Takei.

You respond as good as he acts.


So, how is he a bad actor, since you seem to know?
 
2014-02-15 01:38:17 AM  

Iplaybass: Nobody cares.


And what better way to prove your indifference then to take the time to post in a thread declaring it.
 
2014-02-15 01:38:37 AM  
I blame Jim Lahey.
 
2014-02-15 01:38:41 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: JadedFloridian: You feel kind of stupid now, don't you?

Holy sh*t! Two coworkers have become friends and we have pictures of them! Together! Touching one another! What is strange about this to you? What is your point exactly?


You put your arms around your coworkers?  Were you fired on the spot?
 
2014-02-15 01:39:55 AM  

JadedFloridian: Dusk-You-n-Me: JadedFloridian: but it still seems strange as they had been photographed together a lot.

Yeah, pictures of a man and a woman sure seem strange. What does it mean?

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You feel kind of stupid now, don't you?


In the real world, gay women can be just as cuddly with their male friends as gay men can be with their female friends. I know that seems hard to believe if you don't know gay people, but it does happen.
 
2014-02-15 01:40:09 AM  

Alphax: Dusk-You-n-Me: JadedFloridian: You feel kind of stupid now, don't you?

Holy sh*t! Two coworkers have become friends and we have pictures of them! Together! Touching one another! What is strange about this to you? What is your point exactly?

You put your arms around your coworkers?  Were you fired on the spot?


I have pictures of myself and female friends(that I did not date) that are far more risque than either of those two pictures.

I'm not saying they didn't date(I don't follow pop culture enough to know or care), but really, those pics aren't anything special.
 
2014-02-15 01:40:12 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Iplaybass: Nobody cares.

And what better way to prove your indifference then to take the time to post in a thread declaring it.


I think the fact that there are over 135 posts in this thread is sufficient proof that nobody cares.
 
2014-02-15 01:40:21 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: Is Andy Dick out yet?


Andy Dick is still alive? I thought he died from an overdose years ago.
 
2014-02-15 01:41:57 AM  

calbert: other known gay celebrities who haven't come out yet:

Tom Cruise
Kevin Spacey
Oprah Winfrey
John Travolta
John Goodman

Kelly Clarkson
Zac Efron
James Franco
Zoe Saldana
Ryan Seacrest

Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhall
Colin Farrell
Keanu Reeves
Jeremy Renner

Will Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Bradley Cooper
Queen Latifah
Hugh Jackman

Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman


John Goodman?
 
2014-02-15 01:42:27 AM  

HotWingAgenda: I didn't know Kevin Spacey was gay.


NNDB's assessment: "Matter of dispute. Because Spacey is never seen in public with partners and he refuses to discuss his private life, rumors abound. A 1997 article in  Esquire magazine implied homosexuality. In 2004, he was mugged at 4:30AM in a London park, but Spacey declined to report the incident, eliciting further rumors. Finally, in 2008, a series of pictures surfaced from Croatia of Spacey in a bar, engaged in some manner of unexplained but odd horseplay with another man's naked backside. In October 1999, asked by  Playboy about gay rumors, he replied in part, "It's not true", and in 2000, his Academy Award acceptance speech referred to a girlfriend."
 
2014-02-15 01:44:11 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: JadedFloridian: You feel kind of stupid now, don't you?

Holy sh*t! Two coworkers have become friends and we have pictures of them! Together! Touching one another! What is strange about this to you? What is your point exactly?


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2014-02-15 01:45:26 AM  

Alphax: You put your arms around your coworkers?


Were those pictures taken at work? During work? Do you think that matters when you work in f*cking show business?


And you guys wonder why she wasn't hesitant to come out. We've got more than one person declaring this must be an act, something to further career, without knowing a single goddamn thing about her situation or circumstance.
 
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