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(People Magazine)   "Juno" star Ellen Page announces that Michael Cera has permanently ruined men for her   (people.com) divider line 536
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2014-02-15 12:41:54 AM  
Is this a repeat from 5 years ago?  Aren't we to the point where peoples' sex lives can stop being news yet?
 
2014-02-15 12:42:47 AM  

ZoSo_the_Crowe: Cerebral Ballsy: What about Ellen?

I think of her more as a talk show host and a comedian.


Yeah but she's been steady A- list for a long time.. NPH disappeared for like 15 years down a.. Rabbit hole or something.
 
2014-02-15 12:43:03 AM  
I long for the day when gays are accepted as equals; only then will people "coming out" stop being news.
 
2014-02-15 12:43:59 AM  

HotWingAgenda: DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).

I didn't know Kevin Spacey was gay. That puts American Beauty in a different light.


I don't mean this as an attack, but it really shouldn't matter whether an actor is gay or straight.  A gay actor can play a heterosexual character, or vice-versa, and it shouldn't matter any more than an atheist actor portraying a Catholic or vice-versa.

And yet for whatever reason it seems to matter quite a bit to a lot of people.
 
bow
2014-02-15 12:44:13 AM  
I thought this was common knowledge.
 
2014-02-15 12:44:20 AM  
Is Andy Dick out yet?
 
2014-02-15 12:44:45 AM  

DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?


Seemed pretty obvious to me too. I think it was her general demeanor that gave it away for me. Sometimes it's just obvious, I think.
 
2014-02-15 12:45:57 AM  
God damnit.. That was one if my celeb crushes. This is how I know there is no god..unless.. You dirty devil jesus.. I like your thinking.
 
2014-02-15 12:45:58 AM  
I'm not averse to a little strange myself every now and then.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-15 12:46:10 AM  

cyberspacedout: kronicfeld: She has always seemed like someone with whom it would be very satisfying to snuggle.

Yeah, but apparently it wasn't meant to be. Now we'll have to settle for imagining her snuggling with another woman.


I don't think we should take this on faith.  I think we need  experimental verification.

I volunteer to take one for the team.
 
2014-02-15 12:46:15 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: Is Andy Dick out yet?


I was kind of hoping he had been eaten by a bear or something...
 
2014-02-15 12:46:36 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: I long for the day when gays are accepted as equals; only then will people "coming out" stop being news.


Yes, but then you'll have the people grafting genitals grown in petri dishes onto their face complaining of discrimination and asking for their own washrooms.
 
2014-02-15 12:46:43 AM  

Cerebral Ballsy: Yeah but she's been steady A- list for a long time.. NPH disappeared for like 15 years down a.. Rabbit hole or something.


I'd say he's quite famous right now though having a major role on a popular sitcom spanning 9 seasons...
 
2014-02-15 12:47:16 AM  
It matters because gay marriage is still illegal in places and in other places it's ok to discriminate against gays. It matters a lot, and I'm rooting for them, goddamnit, they deserve to be treated like everyone else. I like to hear they're gay and standing tall.

Come on, Tom Cruise! Stand tall!
 
2014-02-15 12:47:45 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-15 12:47:51 AM  
Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.
 
bow
2014-02-15 12:48:01 AM  
Kevin Spacey is not gay.
 
2014-02-15 12:48:50 AM  

ZoSo_the_Crowe: Cerebral Ballsy: Yeah but she's been steady A- list for a long time.. NPH disappeared for like 15 years down a.. Rabbit hole or something.

I'd say he's quite famous right now though having a major role on a popular sitcom spanning 9 seasons...


Crap has it been that long? Now I feel super old.

/never watched it
 
2014-02-15 12:48:59 AM  
So, is she going lesbian or what?
 
2014-02-15 12:49:02 AM  
The signs were there.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-15 12:49:22 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: Dialectic: I wonder if Micheal Cera will come out now.

I'm not convinced he even falls on the spectrum of human sexuality.

/if he even IS human


He's an unfortunate looking man.  /Reno911
 
2014-02-15 12:49:39 AM  

JohnnyC: Cerebral Ballsy: Is Andy Dick out yet?

I was kind of hoping he had been eaten by a bear or something...


www.jacobzflores.com

Well, to be fair, he does look hungry.
 
2014-02-15 12:49:58 AM  

NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay.


Because a lot of repressed homosexual men would like to put their peepee in his hoohah
 
2014-02-15 12:51:00 AM  

slayer199: I really liked Ellen Page in Hard Candy....really tough in that one.

DamnYankees: Spacey and Foster are more famous

Foster is out...she came out at the 2013 Golden Globes.

Ian McKellen is out.  Spacey is still in the closet but it's pretty well-known that he's gay.

I hope to live long enough where nobody gives a shiat about this crap anymore and people don't need to hide or proclaim their sexuality.


Foster came out in the late 80's early 90's
 
2014-02-15 12:51:37 AM  

ciberido: JohnnyC: Cerebral Ballsy: Is Andy Dick out yet?

I was kind of hoping he had been eaten by a bear or something...

[www.jacobzflores.com image 423x635]

Well, to be fair, he does look hungry.


HA! I'm glad someone caught on. :D
 
2014-02-15 12:51:44 AM  

DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?


Ellen was waiting until next year to be gay.
 
2014-02-15 12:51:54 AM  
cdn.uproxx.com

/technically, the line is, "It's all gushy"... but this will do.
 
2014-02-15 12:52:04 AM  
She's one of those people who have always pinged the gaydar. Good for her, I was starting to think she'd be one of those actors who would never come out.
 
2014-02-15 12:53:07 AM  

JohnnyC: Cerebral Ballsy: Is Andy Dick out yet?

I was kind of hoping he had been eaten by a bear or something...


I think Fark would be the first to notice if there was a Dick out that got eaten by a bear.
 
2014-02-15 12:53:14 AM  
Odds seem pretty good if you name your daughter Ellen she's gonna like the pink taco.
 
2014-02-15 12:54:08 AM  

DamnYankees: Molavian: DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?

Gaydar, apparently.  Sad news, since she'll be legal in a few more years.

She's 26.


static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-15 12:55:52 AM  

i1.ytimg.com

RIP ELLEN

 
2014-02-15 12:57:14 AM  
This is just the thing to jump start a stalled acting career.

/never understood her appeal, gay or otherwise
 
2014-02-15 12:59:31 AM  
I'm reading the comments and I cannot tell if they are real or just trolls
 
bow
2014-02-15 12:59:43 AM  

Wellon Dowd: The signs were there.


 


Actually, Drew Barrymore is bisexual. They would make a cute couple.
 
2014-02-15 01:00:52 AM  

NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay.


Yea I had no idea there was any word that he'd be gay, is it because he does a lot of theater?
 
2014-02-15 01:01:25 AM  

NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.


Tom Cruise is gayer than George Michael blowing Elton John.
 
2014-02-15 01:01:40 AM  

Warlordtrooper: I'm reading the comments and I cannot tell if they are real or just trolls


Welcome to the Internets!

/haha, you suck and so does your mother.
 
2014-02-15 01:02:01 AM  

NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay. If he were,  I'd have bet on a coming out by now. He seems to be, instead, one of those actors who prefers to keep his personal life private.

Now Tom Cruise--gay as fark.


The reason people think he's gay is because he hasn't exactly hidden it, no matter what he mmaysay in interviews. Not that anonymous sources on the internet mean anything, but I have a friend who was an extra in a Spacey movie and said that he would walk around set holding hands with some twink. It was described to me as Spacey looking like a creepy old guy.
 
2014-02-15 01:02:38 AM  
Honest to blog?
 
2014-02-15 01:02:57 AM  
I've always thought she was the most un-sexual person I've ever seen.
I for one, am not surprised at all
 
2014-02-15 01:03:46 AM  
Remember when 'Juno' came out, and was instantly pushed by the Christianists because of its supposedly "anti-abortion" message?

You supported a decadent, hedonistic LEZBO, Christianists!!!!
 
2014-02-15 01:04:45 AM  

propasaurus: DamnYankees: Now that I think about it - is she the most famous openly homosexual actor? Spacey and Foster are more famous, but aren't out of the closet (unless you count that weird speech Foster made).

Off the top of my head: Jim Parsons


John Goodman
 
2014-02-15 01:04:57 AM  

varnigus: Now it makes sense why they included the lesbian-ish ending option in Beyond: Two Souls!

\totally chose that one
\\not as interesting as I had hoped



I'll never look at hamburger phones or books by Edgar Allan Poe the same.
 
2014-02-15 01:05:36 AM  

baconbeard: This is just the thing to jump start a stalled acting career.

/never understood her appeal, gay or otherwise


I have seen a couple of her movies, the only one that I thought was worth anything was Super, and she is really funny in that.
 
2014-02-15 01:06:59 AM  

roflmaonow: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay.

Yea I had no idea there was any word that he'd be gay, is it because he does a lot of theater?


It's because he is/was a handsome man who's remained single. I've heard the rumors, as mentioned above, but he's also been seen with girlfriends. He may be bi, but I think he's mainly just a reclusive person.
 
2014-02-15 01:08:20 AM  

Molavian: DamnYankees: Why did everyone think Ellen Page was already gay? Even I thought this, but I can't give you a single reason why I thought that. Just a vibe?

Gaydar, apparently.  Sad news, since she'll be legal in a few more years.


I'm not going to read all 100 comments, but I'm sure you won't be receiving the appropriate credit you deserve for this. Well done.
 
2014-02-15 01:09:25 AM  
Would have been more shocking if she had come out as straight.
 
2014-02-15 01:09:31 AM  

DamnYankees: slayer199: Ian McKellen is out.  Spacey is still in the closet but it's pretty well-known that he's gay.

Good call. Forgot about McKellan.


Neil Patrick Harris and George Takei?
 
2014-02-15 01:09:59 AM  

NobleHam: roflmaonow: NobleHam: Still don't get why people think Spacey's gay.

Yea I had no idea there was any word that he'd be gay, is it because he does a lot of theater?

It's because he is/was a handsome man who's remained single. I've heard the rumors, as mentioned above, but he's also been seen with girlfriends. He may be bi, but I think he's mainly just a reclusive person.


Last I checked, wandering around set hand in hand with some twink isn't something a reclusive straight man does.
 
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