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(Omaha World Herald)   The story of the Nebraska man who created one of the most delicious, versatile condiments known to mankind, ranch dressing   (omaha.com) divider line 19
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2014-02-15 04:18:09 AM
4 votes:

log_jammin: gameshowhost: KRANCH

Ranchup


Retchup
2014-02-15 04:30:08 AM
3 votes:
Kind of a cool ranch story
2014-02-15 03:47:50 AM
3 votes:
Thanks Omaha!
2014-02-15 01:32:44 AM
3 votes:
I once worked at a bowling alley snack bar where our patrons (not known for their sophisticated palates) could have ranch as a possible sauce for their chicken strips.  One week the order came in wrong and we got a tub of creamy Caesar, which we served as "ranch" because.... well, why not?  I preferred the Caesar anyway.

When that was exhausted we went back to real ranch, but the customers must have complained.  The next time we got a shipment of "ranch dressing" was Caesar, and it remained Caesar the rest of the time I worked there.
2014-02-15 03:34:07 AM
2 votes:
Ranch is for when the only two choices are Ranch or French.
2014-02-15 12:59:51 AM
2 votes:
That article will make you not want to eat ranch dressing again,
2014-02-15 05:03:34 AM
1 votes:

DrPainMD: Ranch is for when the only two choices are Ranch or French.


Ranch is for when you need to fake a cumshot.
2014-02-15 04:58:17 AM
1 votes:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: log_jammin: gameshowhost: KRANCH

Ranchup

Retchup


Jack from Jack In The Box here, try my new Sour-d'oh Retchep Chicken Sandwich
2014-02-15 04:57:13 AM
1 votes:

Chariset: I once worked at a bowling alley snack bar where our patrons (not known for their sophisticated palates) could have ranch as a possible sauce for their chicken strips.  One week the order came in wrong and we got a tub of creamy Caesar, which we served as "ranch" because.... well, why not?  I preferred the Caesar anyway.

When that was exhausted we went back to real ranch, but the customers must have complained.  The next time we got a shipment of "ranch dressing" was Caesar, and it remained Caesar the rest of the time I worked there.


img.fark.net
2014-02-15 04:44:06 AM
1 votes:
Ranch dressing: helping people pretend they like vegetables for decades.
2014-02-15 04:31:27 AM
1 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: If only they could figure out how to deep fry ranch dressing, the southern states would declare him a saint!


Oh, now you've done it

/coming next Fall to a state fair near you
//on a stick
2014-02-15 04:27:30 AM
1 votes:
If only they could figure out how to deep fry ranch dressing, the southern states would declare him a saint!
2014-02-15 03:54:57 AM
1 votes:

gameshowhost: KRANCH


Ranchup
2014-02-15 03:41:17 AM
1 votes:
*narrows eyes*

Looks for The English Major.
2014-02-15 03:40:51 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
Approves.
2014-02-15 03:40:12 AM
1 votes:
Ketchup = 20 calories per serving.

Ranch dressing = 120 calories per serving.

"The new ketchup"
2014-02-15 03:37:00 AM
1 votes:

DrPainMD: Ranch is for when the only two choices are Ranch or French.


*fistbump*
2014-02-15 01:39:39 AM
1 votes:

Chariset: I once worked at a bowling alley snack bar where our patrons (not known for their sophisticated palates) could have ranch as a possible sauce for their chicken strips.  One week the order came in wrong and we got a tub of creamy Caesar, which we served as "ranch" because.... well, why not?  I preferred the Caesar anyway.

When that was exhausted we went back to real ranch, but the customers must have complained.  The next time we got a shipment of "ranch dressing" was Caesar, and it remained Caesar the rest of the time I worked there.


When you're facin' a 4-7-10 split, and you've just finished your seventh luke-warm Budweiser, them strips is just the thing to make the ball slip off your fingers real sweet. The dressing isn't important

/arcs that ball right off into the left gutter every time
//or so I've heard
2014-02-15 12:41:05 AM
1 votes:
My four-year-old thanks you sir!

/she has literally bypassed the food and gone straight for the ranch
 
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