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(Omaha World Herald)   The story of the Nebraska man who created one of the most delicious, versatile condiments known to mankind, ranch dressing   (omaha.com) divider line 94
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2014-02-15 12:41:05 AM  
My four-year-old thanks you sir!

/she has literally bypassed the food and gone straight for the ranch
 
2014-02-15 12:59:51 AM  
That article will make you not want to eat ranch dressing again,
 
2014-02-15 01:32:44 AM  
I once worked at a bowling alley snack bar where our patrons (not known for their sophisticated palates) could have ranch as a possible sauce for their chicken strips.  One week the order came in wrong and we got a tub of creamy Caesar, which we served as "ranch" because.... well, why not?  I preferred the Caesar anyway.

When that was exhausted we went back to real ranch, but the customers must have complained.  The next time we got a shipment of "ranch dressing" was Caesar, and it remained Caesar the rest of the time I worked there.
 
2014-02-15 01:34:00 AM  
Original Ranch Dressing (the dry mix kind) is frikkin delicious; but I don't think it's the same as it used to be. That could just be me, though

/but you keep that sh*t away from my hot wings
//gimme some bleu cheese dresing for those
 
2014-02-15 01:39:39 AM  

Chariset: I once worked at a bowling alley snack bar where our patrons (not known for their sophisticated palates) could have ranch as a possible sauce for their chicken strips.  One week the order came in wrong and we got a tub of creamy Caesar, which we served as "ranch" because.... well, why not?  I preferred the Caesar anyway.

When that was exhausted we went back to real ranch, but the customers must have complained.  The next time we got a shipment of "ranch dressing" was Caesar, and it remained Caesar the rest of the time I worked there.


When you're facin' a 4-7-10 split, and you've just finished your seventh luke-warm Budweiser, them strips is just the thing to make the ball slip off your fingers real sweet. The dressing isn't important

/arcs that ball right off into the left gutter every time
//or so I've heard
 
2014-02-15 03:33:39 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Original Ranch Dressing (the dry mix kind) is frikkin delicious; but I don't think it's the same as it used to be. That could just be me, though

/but you keep that sh*t away from my hot wings
//gimme some bleu cheese dresing for those


I think you're right. I remember my grandmother making the powder mix in the 70s and I don't think the flavor is the same. Of course the mix is much better than the bottled stuff.
 
2014-02-15 03:34:07 AM  
Ranch is for when the only two choices are Ranch or French.
 
2014-02-15 03:37:00 AM  

DrPainMD: Ranch is for when the only two choices are Ranch or French.


*fistbump*
 
2014-02-15 03:40:12 AM  
Ketchup = 20 calories per serving.

Ranch dressing = 120 calories per serving.

"The new ketchup"
 
2014-02-15 03:40:51 AM  
i.imgur.com
Approves.
 
2014-02-15 03:41:17 AM  
*narrows eyes*

Looks for The English Major.
 
2014-02-15 03:47:50 AM  
Thanks Omaha!
 
2014-02-15 03:50:20 AM  

log_jammin: Ketchup = 20 calories per serving.

Ranch dressing = 120 calories per serving.

"The new ketchup"


img.fark.net

KRANCH

*similarly looking for The English Major*
 
2014-02-15 03:54:57 AM  

gameshowhost: KRANCH


Ranchup
 
2014-02-15 04:01:40 AM  

gameshowhost: log_jammin: Ketchup = 20 calories per serving.

Ranch dressing = 120 calories per serving.

"The new ketchup"



KRANCH

*similarly looking for The English Major*


LOL well played sir...
 
2014-02-15 04:07:03 AM  
img.fark.net

A man's dressing.
 
2014-02-15 04:07:09 AM  
Still needs Louisiana hot sauce, or Sriracha.
 
2014-02-15 04:09:40 AM  
Ranch is not a condiment: it's a blandifying fatty food lubricant. Blech.
 
2014-02-15 04:10:56 AM  
Foul swill.

And the article says people use it on burgers?

Mother of god.
 
2014-02-15 04:16:35 AM  

Pattuq: [img.fark.net image 259x194]

A man's dressing.


French dressing for lightweights

/vile sweet swill best suited for deterring garden pests
//or making sure there are no snails and slugs in your salad
///living
 
2014-02-15 04:18:09 AM  

log_jammin: gameshowhost: KRANCH

Ranchup


Retchup
 
2014-02-15 04:18:56 AM  
Sriracha = the new ketchup.

/debate over.
 
2014-02-15 04:19:51 AM  
Tiger Sauce.

/that is all
 
2014-02-15 04:20:14 AM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: log_jammin: gameshowhost: KRANCH

Ranchup

Retchup


You win.
 
2014-02-15 04:24:11 AM  

inclemency: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: log_jammin: gameshowhost: KRANCH

Ranchup

Retchup

You win.


yup
 
2014-02-15 04:27:30 AM  
If only they could figure out how to deep fry ranch dressing, the southern states would declare him a saint!
 
2014-02-15 04:30:08 AM  
Kind of a cool ranch story
 
2014-02-15 04:31:27 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: If only they could figure out how to deep fry ranch dressing, the southern states would declare him a saint!


Oh, now you've done it

/coming next Fall to a state fair near you
//on a stick
 
2014-02-15 04:32:39 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: If only they could figure out how to deep fry ranch dressing, the southern states would declare him a saint!


Do it like they do butter: freeze, bread, fry.

Just ask Paula: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/paulas-fried-butter-ball s-recipe.html#!

Let the South burn.
 
2014-02-15 04:44:06 AM  
Ranch dressing: helping people pretend they like vegetables for decades.
 
2014-02-15 04:46:10 AM  

inclemency: Just ask Paula: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/paulas-fried-butter-ball s-recipe.html#!


holy shiat

just the thought of eating that makes me feel like gagging...
 
2014-02-15 04:51:14 AM  

log_jammin: inclemency: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: log_jammin: gameshowhost: KRANCH

Ranchup

Retchup

You win.

yup


No you don't. This matter was settled years ago. :P
 
2014-02-15 04:57:13 AM  

Chariset: I once worked at a bowling alley snack bar where our patrons (not known for their sophisticated palates) could have ranch as a possible sauce for their chicken strips.  One week the order came in wrong and we got a tub of creamy Caesar, which we served as "ranch" because.... well, why not?  I preferred the Caesar anyway.

When that was exhausted we went back to real ranch, but the customers must have complained.  The next time we got a shipment of "ranch dressing" was Caesar, and it remained Caesar the rest of the time I worked there.


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 04:58:04 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Sriracha = the new ketchup.

/debate over.


Siracha is like bacon was a couple of years ago.  The internet won't stop talking about it.  It isn't great. Hardly warrants a second thought, but the farking internet won't stop yakking about it.
 
2014-02-15 04:58:17 AM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: log_jammin: gameshowhost: KRANCH

Ranchup

Retchup


Jack from Jack In The Box here, try my new Sour-d'oh Retchep Chicken Sandwich
 
2014-02-15 05:00:22 AM  

log_jammin: Ketchup = 20 calories per serving.

Ranch dressing = 120 calories per serving.

"The new ketchup"


Had a hard time gaining back weight after an operation, could have been in a comercial with flies buzzing around my head. One of the things I did was put ranch on everything I possibly could.
It worked.
 
2014-02-15 05:03:31 AM  

shtychkn: Kind of a cool ranch story


I see what you did there, dude.
 
2014-02-15 05:03:34 AM  

DrPainMD: Ranch is for when the only two choices are Ranch or French.


Ranch is for when you need to fake a cumshot.
 
2014-02-15 05:07:13 AM  

gameshowhost: log_jammin: inclemency: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: log_jammin: gameshowhost: KRANCH

Ranchup

Retchup

You win.

yup

No you don't. This matter was settled years ago. :P


Times change, sweetie ;-)
 
2014-02-15 05:09:19 AM  

RatMaster999: DrPainMD: Ranch is for when the only two choices are Ranch or French.

Ranch is for when you need to fake a cumshot.


Or for tossing a salad?
 
2014-02-15 05:24:27 AM  
Blend your ranch with a can of chipotle peppers--Chipotle Ranch is pretty awesome.
 
2014-02-15 05:33:28 AM  

log_jammin: inclemency: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: log_jammin: gameshowhost: KRANCH

Ranchup

Retchup

You win.

yup


Thirded.
 
2014-02-15 05:35:47 AM  

lindalouwho: gameshowhost: log_jammin: inclemency: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: log_jammin: gameshowhost: KRANCH

Ranchup

Retchup

You win.

yup

No you don't. This matter was settled years ago. :P

Times change, sweetie ;-)


*boos, hisses*  :-P
 
2014-02-15 05:38:29 AM  

gameshowhost: lindalouwho: gameshowhost: log_jammin: inclemency: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: log_jammin: gameshowhost: KRANCH

Ranchup

Retchup

You win.

yup

No you don't. This matter was settled years ago. :P

Times change, sweetie ;-)

*boos, hisses*  :-P


BTW, The Engish Major never changes!  He is a pillar of 80s musical tastes, and I will back his musical bona fides until, un... UNTIL... the universe turns into a bowl of delicious gazpacho.
 
2014-02-15 05:39:06 AM  
engish? teeheeuhhh oops
 
2014-02-15 05:47:37 AM  

gameshowhost: gameshowhost: lindalouwho: gameshowhost: log_jammin: inclemency: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: log_jammin: gameshowhost: KRANCH

Ranchup

Retchup

You win.

yup

No you don't. This matter was settled years ago. :P

Times change, sweetie ;-)

*boos, hisses*  :-P

BTW, The Engish Major never changes!  He is a pillar of 80s musical tastes, and I will back his musical bona fides until, un... UNTIL... the universe turns into a bowl of delicious gazpacho.


I do understand the some things, and some people, can't change. It's ok; calm yourself.

/oooooh gazpacho!
//yummy!
 
2014-02-15 06:13:04 AM  

Badafuco: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: log_jammin: gameshowhost: KRANCH

Ranchup

Retchup

Jack from Jack In The Box here, try my new Sour-d'oh Retchep Chicken Sandwich


I don't know...this thing IS pretty tasty.

awkwardfamilyphotos.com
 
2014-02-15 06:15:09 AM  
a plumbing contractor who buys a tourist ranch is a "cowboy" and because he invents an MSG-laden fat delivery vehicle he is a 'hero.'

/ stop planet, want to get off.
 
2014-02-15 06:25:27 AM  
Was having dinner with a group of friends. One lady in the group asked for the caesar salad with ranch dressing.
 
2014-02-15 06:28:14 AM  
 Henson sold the brand and product to Clorox

Hmmm.
 
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