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(New York Daily News)   At Christian theme park visitors can take part in the Last Supper, pose next to a plastic, bloodied and battered Jesus, and watch the resurrection happen every 10 minutes to the hour. FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY   (nydailynews.com ) divider line 53
    More: Interesting, last supper, Buenos Aires, Roman army unit types, Karen Handel  
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2014-02-14 09:29:09 PM  
I wonder if they sell Y0K t-shirts.
 
2014-02-14 09:36:37 PM  
They had to leave out the actual crucifixion due to fears that the actors would be stigmatized
 
2014-02-14 09:51:22 PM  
The wine in the crown of thrones room is a extra charge.
 
2014-02-14 09:55:12 PM  

optikeye: The wine in the crown of thrones room is a extra charge.


Be sure to check out the Sangre de Cristo Sangria!
 
2014-02-14 09:59:43 PM  
...visitors can take part in the Last Supper

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2014-02-14 10:04:02 PM  
The denying thing after the Cock Crows is big draw for the GOP.
 
2014-02-14 10:16:43 PM  
that's just plain creepy right there.
 
2014-02-14 11:56:54 PM  
It's the 12 noon robot crucifixion. Hurry up or we'll have to wait for the 12:05 crucifixion!
 
2014-02-15 12:12:20 AM  
Stop by the food pavilion for a mouth-watering Savior-Dog On A Stick!
 
2014-02-15 12:12:46 AM  
Jesus is up in heaven right now going through the Bible and asking, "Where the fark did I say 'build a water slide?'  How did they get that out of this?'  --Sam Kinison
 
2014-02-15 12:15:53 AM  
Before you leave the park, don't forget to stop by the Holy Grail of Glory Gift Story.  We have the complete Left Behind series as well as the Kirk Cameron DVD box collection.  Don't forget to take something back home for the family that couldn't make the trip.  We suggest you stop by the Sweete Shoppe and get the absolutely divine creamy filled chocolate candies -- they're anatomically correct and we call them Immaculate Confections but you'll call them deeelish.
 
2014-02-15 12:21:55 AM  
Short on cash?

/Free ATMs are available on the Main Temple mezzanine
//all currencies, changing services
 
2014-02-15 12:30:38 AM  
I picture a steely-eyed Jesusbot relentlessly pursuing the last surviving park visitor, a la Yul Brynner.
 
2014-02-15 12:50:46 AM  
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2014-02-15 12:51:41 AM  

Rusty Shackleford: I picture a steely-eyed Jesusbot relentlessly pursuing the last surviving park visitor, a la Yul Brynner.


Christworld!

/where nothing can go wrong
//go wrong
///go wrong
 
2014-02-15 01:47:47 AM  
Nobody farks with the Robo-Jesus.
 
2014-02-15 02:07:56 AM  
Fark that shiat! I'm going to Harry Potter World!

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2014-02-15 05:02:49 AM  
"That's one hell of an act... what do you call it?"

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2014-02-15 05:04:31 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: They had to leave out the actual crucifixion due to fears that the actors would be stigmatized


Wah wah wah waaaaaaaah
 
2014-02-15 05:06:02 AM  
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2014-02-15 05:07:31 AM  
OK, Christians.
Now that you have made a parody of your own faith, don't forget to shake your finger at me for "not respecting your religion".
Yes, I know.
Help. You're being oppressed.
 
2014-02-15 05:13:19 AM  
I once saw Mickey Mouse resurrected. Well, he came out of a door marked "no entry" so I'm assuming...
 
2014-02-15 05:18:05 AM  
 
2014-02-15 05:23:28 AM  
Houston..i have a problem...

Quazimodo can't see Hawaii anymore!
 
2014-02-15 05:28:54 AM  

Elmo Jones: [i936.photobucket.com image 711x441]

I read all about the scourging and the crowning with thorns and all that, and I could viddy myself helping in and even taking charge of the tolchocking and the nailing in, being dressed in the height of Roman fashion.

 
2014-02-15 05:32:50 AM  
DanZero:

?, whey.
 
2014-02-15 05:36:34 AM  
Whatever we do...we should never visit the Sony SSX pavillion.

Naughty folks those elves.
 
2014-02-15 05:57:19 AM  
Can't forget the musical numbers for the kids!

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2014-02-15 06:23:03 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Elmo Jones: [i936.photobucket.com image 711x441]

I read all about the scourging and the crowning with thorns and all that, and I could viddy myself helping in and even taking charge of the tolchocking and the nailing in, being dressed in the height of Roman fashion.


Viddy well, Little Brother.
 
2014-02-15 06:26:34 AM  
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GI Jesus now being sold at Tierra Santa theme park.
 
2014-02-15 06:34:36 AM  
The human mind, The end result of natural selection's curious sense of humor.
 
2014-02-15 06:37:49 AM  
 
2014-02-15 06:49:08 AM  
Two miniature Romans
running on rails
Appear every hour
and bang in the nails
 
2014-02-15 07:07:05 AM  
"Dads, while Mom and the kids are in the gift shop be sure to enjoy the 'Tunnel of Sodom'"
 
2014-02-15 07:20:41 AM  
Last Supper

Jesus! What?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3kcnm2THXI">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=y3kcnm2THXI
 
2014-02-15 07:25:37 AM  
That level of stupid is hard to comprehend.
 
2014-02-15 07:50:28 AM  
Still not as bad as the 'Hell Houses' they came up with as an 'alternative' to taking kids trick or treating. Because I'd much rather show a 5 year old an abortion doctor burning in hell for all eternity instead of letting the devil corrupt them by dressing up and getting candy from the neighbors.

Of course, I'm sure that only 'real Christians' would come up with hell houses, theme parks and museums, and not anyone just looking to make a buck off of idiots looking for 'wholesome' entertainment, right?
 
2014-02-15 07:57:58 AM  

Lapdance: Last Supper

Jesus! What?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3kcnm2THXI">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=y3kcnm2THXI


Classic Brooks. Must've seen that over 50 times.
 
2014-02-15 08:31:42 AM  
No mention of The Holy Land Experience in Orlando?

They have a free day every year for us curious heathens.

I hear they have turkey legs!
 
2014-02-15 08:32:32 AM  

Elmo Jones: Ed Grubermann: Elmo Jones: [i936.photobucket.com image 711x441]

I read all about the scourging and the crowning with thorns and all that, and I could viddy myself helping in and even taking charge of the tolchocking and the nailing in, being dressed in the height of Roman fashion.

Viddy well, Little Brother.


Real horrorshow.- at the exit of the park, do they feed Christians to the lions?

I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain. What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again.


I was cured alright.
 
2014-02-15 08:43:05 AM  
Oh, for the day when knowledge -- aka, science -- finally overtakes, um, faith.
 
2014-02-15 08:45:26 AM  

jmr61: That level of stupid is hard to comprehend.


Put it this way: ~75% of the people have an IQ of 110 or less and, with the median being 100, just under half are in the double digits.
 
2014-02-15 08:49:07 AM  

Weaver95: that's just plain creepy right there.


Did you ever see The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre? Creepy is what certain people thrive on.
 
2014-02-15 08:53:19 AM  
♪ I don't care if it rains or freezes
I've got a bloody plastic Jesus
Bringing in those sweet ole tourist bucks... ♪
 
2014-02-15 09:03:31 AM  
Religion makes people crazy.
 
2014-02-15 09:42:11 AM  

offmymeds: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x752]

GI Jesus now being sold at Tierra Santa theme park.


You'd think a good soldier of Christ could tell the difference between a rocket launcher and a mortar tube.
 
2014-02-15 09:45:54 AM  

MezzoPips: No mention of The Holy Land Experience in Orlando?

They have a free day every year for us curious heathens.

I hear they have turkey legs!


Free day for curious heathens or free day to continue being tax exempt?

They just painted a tacky mural on the side of it visible from the highway.
 
2014-02-15 10:24:07 AM  
Miracle Abs: The Shepard Workout.

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2014-02-15 10:25:16 AM  
Shepherd, even.
 
2014-02-15 11:08:44 AM  
I hear they dress up and crucify a homeless guy every Sunday.
 
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