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2014-02-14 09:39:41 PM
Huh, I was just watching some reruns of this on HBO and was able to catch the King in Yellow reference.  But I'm not reading it if it makes you farking insane, I don't have much room to spare..........
 
2014-02-14 09:49:41 PM
Hopefully the story arc won't involve Twin Peaks-like demon spirit that jump from person to person.
 
2014-02-14 10:33:24 PM
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Don't over think it, just enjoy the ride.
 
2014-02-14 10:49:49 PM
You are the Michael Jordan of being a son of a b*tch.
 
2014-02-14 10:54:40 PM
www.revolution-games.com
Time to roll for a sanity check.
 
2014-02-14 11:27:32 PM
OH, YOU'RE A SMARTASS WITH YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!
 
2014-02-14 11:28:46 PM

2wolves: Hopefully the story arc won't involve Twin Peaks-like demon spirit that jump from person to person.


Wasn't that Fallen?
 
2014-02-14 11:31:30 PM
I just watched it this week.  Amazing show.  I owe you farkers for cluing me in to it.  Is it just this one season like a mini-series?  I can't really see them continuing after this story arc.
 
2014-02-14 11:38:12 PM

elguerodiablo: I just watched it this week.  Amazing show.  I owe you farkers for cluing me in to it.  Is it just this one season like a mini-series?  I can't really see them continuing after this story arc.


I think (my wife may have told me?) they're doing something a la American Horror Story - a separate story each season.  Not sure if they'll have returning actors like AHS or not.
 
2014-02-14 11:38:26 PM

elguerodiablo: I just watched it this week.  Amazing show.  I owe you farkers for cluing me in to it.  Is it just this one season like a mini-series?  I can't really see them continuing after this story arc.


They are already planning the second season. It's going to be like American Horror Story except more extreme, totally reboot the story/characters at the start of the next season.

http://screencrush.com/hbo-true-detective-season-2-renewal-nic-pizzo la tto-2015/
 
2014-02-14 11:41:04 PM
Yeah, that show's ok. All the adulation for it though...it's not exactly justified.
 
2014-02-14 11:41:42 PM

ZMugg: 2wolves: Hopefully the story arc won't involve Twin Peaks-like demon spirit that jump from person to person.

Wasn't that Fallen?


Time is on my side. Yes it is.

Don't forget...
www.moviegoods.com

/can't wait for this week's episode.
//thanks for the link subs
 
2014-02-14 11:43:14 PM

kasmel: Yeah, that show's ok. All the adulation for it though...it's not exactly justified.


cdn.uproxx.com
 
2014-02-14 11:48:30 PM
Now I has a sad that Fark doesn't support the output of the Zalgo text generator.
 
2014-02-14 11:57:12 PM
don't worry, farkingismybusiness, i'm sure it was just a reference to another good show

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2014-02-14 11:58:05 PM

farkingismybusiness: kasmel: Yeah, that show's ok. All the adulation for it though...it's not exactly justified.


I guess it's the wrong day to troll...

I was assured nothing was obscure on fark.

http://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/justifi e d/s01/&sa=U&ei=uPL-UqeCMMKHogS6i4LgCw&ved=0CAsQFjAA&sig2=ekgm1EPtG6GkR gSIpT9oqA&usg=AFQjCNFYms9t2VVZKGr_fuTtgVGVUwAnAQ

/No linky from phone
 
2014-02-14 11:58:20 PM

farkingismybusiness: kasmel: Yeah, that show's ok. All the adulation for it though...it's not exactly justified.

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wait are you saying Justified sucks?
yes True Detectives is amazing but Justified has more than 4 episodes of awesome to fall back on.
 
2014-02-15 12:00:43 AM

davynelson: don't worry, farkingismybusiness, i'm sure it was just a reference to another good show

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it would seem my work is done, and better fashion.
 
2014-02-15 12:02:13 AM

ZMugg: 2wolves: Hopefully the story arc won't involve Twin Peaks-like demon spirit that jump from person to person.

Wasn't that Fallen?


Fire Walk with Me was '92
 
2014-02-15 12:02:56 AM

kasmel: Yeah, that show's ok. All the adulation for it though...it's not exactly justified.


You're either trolling or not very smart.  It's one of the best-constructed things I've seen on TV

For the rest of you: if you rewatch it, watch what Cohle is doing with his hands before Hart comes in in the "You don't mow another man's lawn" scene
 
2014-02-15 12:05:27 AM
Good acting and an intriguing plot. But it doesn't really hold together and relies on the viewer keeping track of far too many plot threads. It's alright, but it's too much work. Like Twin Peaks, without the compelling weirdness.
 
2014-02-15 12:08:27 AM
I've picked up on some Stephen King references also. Amazing show. The last 6 minutes of the lastest episode was mind-blowing.
 
2014-02-15 12:08:28 AM
Didn't catch that as I've never watched Justified.

/Carry on!
 
2014-02-15 12:10:26 AM

Dwight_Yeast: For the rest of you: if you rewatch it, watch what Cohle is doing with his hands before Hart comes in in the "You don't mow another man's lawn" scene


What did he do? I've already seen that episode a few times and don't really have time right now.

/did he pull a Munsen?
 
2014-02-15 12:12:27 AM

whatshisname: But it doesn't really hold together and relies on the viewer keeping track of far too many plot threads.


It holds together fine as far as I can tell so far. But we only know part of the story.

And complaining that a TV show makes you work too hard to keep up with it says more about your skills as a viewer, not any fault of the show.
 
2014-02-15 12:13:40 AM
Cohle= Chole: in classical antiquity there was "yellow bile" which represented aggression and "black bile" which represented depression.

Martin Hart: A Martin is a bird, a Hart is a deer.  Marty is out of control like an animal it's just that he doesn't even know it.  He's in total denial.
 
2014-02-15 12:14:07 AM

farkingismybusiness: What did he do? I've already seen that episode a few times and don't really have time right now.


Right before Hart suggests that he stay for dinner (ie, leave) we see his hands: he's making making the same sort of figure he makes out of the beer cans in the interview out of a paper napkin.  It's not close to finished, but you can see what it's going to be once you've seen the reveal later in the episode.

Also: they've already told us who's responsible for the killings, and it's not the meth cook and it's not Cohle.
 
2014-02-15 12:14:42 AM

steverockson: Cohle= Chole: in classical antiquity there was "yellow bile" which represented aggression and "black bile" which represented depression.

Martin Hart: A Martin is a bird, a Hart is a deer.  Marty is out of control like an animal it's just that he doesn't even know it.  He's in total denial.


Meant to say Cohle= Chole which means "bile".
 
2014-02-15 12:15:55 AM

Dwight_Yeast: farkingismybusiness: What did he do? I've already seen that episode a few times and don't really have time right now.

Right before Hart suggests that he stay for dinner (ie, leave) we see his hands: he's making making the same sort of figure he makes out of the beer cans in the interview out of a paper napkin.  It's not close to finished, but you can see what it's going to be once you've seen the reveal later in the episode.

Also: they've already told us who's responsible for the killings, and it's not the meth cook and it's not Cohle.


I haven't quite figured it out but I imagine it has something to do with Tuttle Ministries.
 
2014-02-15 12:17:49 AM

Dwight_Yeast: farkingismybusiness: What did he do? I've already seen that episode a few times and don't really have time right now.

Right before Hart suggests that he stay for dinner (ie, leave) we see his hands: he's making making the same sort of figure he makes out of the beer cans in the interview out of a paper napkin.  It's not close to finished, but you can see what it's going to be once you've seen the reveal later in the episode.

Also: they've already told us who's responsible for the killings, and it's not the meth cook and it's not Cohle.


Damn it. I just know I'm going to marathon this season once it's all over. So many little details.
 
2014-02-15 12:17:59 AM

farkingismybusiness: Didn't catch that as I've never watched Justified.

/Carry on!


I actually haven't seen True Detective.

But...yeah, Justified is easily among the best made shows I've ever seen. It doesn't get as much attention as it should.

Check out the RT ratings for the seasons. It's worth a look if you haven't yet.

I'll probably be checking out True Detective pretty soon.
 
2014-02-15 12:18:16 AM

Confabulat: whatshisname: But it doesn't really hold together and relies on the viewer keeping track of far too many plot threads.

It holds together fine as far as I can tell so far. But we only know part of the story.

And complaining that a TV show makes you work too hard to keep up with it says more about your skills as a viewer, not any fault of the show.


I enjoyed Twin Peaks and I prefer the sort of movies that make you think. This show just seems to be throwing shiat against the wall to make itself seem clever. The acting is great. The photography is very good. The story is fragmented and difficult for the sake of being difficult.
 
2014-02-15 12:19:01 AM

kasmel: farkingismybusiness: Didn't catch that as I've never watched Justified.

/Carry on!

I actually haven't seen True Detective.

But...yeah, Justified is easily among the best made shows I've ever seen. It doesn't get as much attention as it should.

Check out the RT ratings for the seasons. It's worth a look if you haven't yet.

I'll probably be checking out True Detective pretty soon.


I've never seen it, but I am a fan of Timothy Olyphant.
 
2014-02-15 12:19:59 AM

steverockson: I haven't quite figured it out but I imagine it has something to do with Tuttle Ministries.


Maybe tangentially.  It also has to do with the task force and a lot of other things that don't seem important at the moment.  It's just that the way they dropped it in was so blatant that everyone missed it.
 
2014-02-15 12:21:51 AM

Dwight_Yeast: steverockson: I haven't quite figured it out but I imagine it has something to do with Tuttle Ministries.

Maybe tangentially.  It also has to do with the task force and a lot of other things that don't seem important at the moment.  It's just that the way they dropped it in was so blatant that everyone missed it.


Dammit, now I have to re-watch them all! Ha!
 
2014-02-15 12:23:38 AM

steverockson: Dammit, now I have to re-watch them all! Ha!


I'll give you a hint: it's something we're told the meth cook said.
 
2014-02-15 12:24:30 AM

Dwight_Yeast: steverockson: Dammit, now I have to re-watch them all! Ha!

I'll give you a hint: it's something we're told the meth cook said.


Noted. Thanks.
 
2014-02-15 12:26:56 AM

Dwight_Yeast: steverockson: Dammit, now I have to re-watch them all! Ha!

I'll give you a hint: it's something we're told the meth cook said.


By who? Charlie Lange?

/just go ahead and spoil it (as long as it's your theory). I'm drunk and probably won't remember.
 
2014-02-15 12:33:03 AM

farkingismybusiness: By who? Charlie Lange?


Yup.

He says that there's a Satanic cult practicing human sacrifice deep in the woods in Louisiana.  It sounds so much like drug-addled nonsense, but it's the one thing that connects all the dots on the show so far.  The only thing it doesn't explain is what causes the split between Hart and Cohle.
 
2014-02-15 12:36:03 AM

Dwight_Yeast: farkingismybusiness: By who? Charlie Lange?

Yup.

He says that there's a Satanic cult practicing human sacrifice deep in the woods in Louisiana.  It sounds so much like drug-addled nonsense, but it's the one thing that connects all the dots on the show so far.  The only thing it doesn't explain is what causes the split between Hart and Cohle.


The split between Hart and Cohle comes seven years later though. They had only been working together 3 months when they got this case.
 
2014-02-15 12:40:42 AM

Dwight_Yeast: farkingismybusiness: By who? Charlie Lange?

Yup.


I think Theriot still has something to do with this.

As for Charlie Lange, I really liked that actor. Checked out his history because he seemed familiar. Turns out he's been in about a dozen of familiar commercials.

/no one ever pays me in gum...
 
2014-02-15 12:50:23 AM

farkingismybusiness: I think Theriot still has something to do with this.


I think a lot of characters we've seen, especially the good "Christian" ones are involved.  Remember that 1992 was the height of the who Satanic Cults are everywhere nonsense.  I think the basis of this season is: what if they were?
 
2014-02-15 12:52:01 AM

Dwight_Yeast: farkingismybusiness: By who? Charlie Lange?

Yup.

He says that there's a Satanic cult practicing human sacrifice deep in the woods in Louisiana.  It sounds so much like drug-addled nonsense, but it's the one thing that connects all the dots on the show so far.  The only thing it doesn't explain is what causes the split between Hart and Cohle.


i just watched that part again.  He said they were rich men too and they had a spiral brand to mark them like the victims had.  I'm thinking the preacher is the leader of the cult.
 
2014-02-15 12:59:04 AM

elguerodiablo: i just watched that part again. He said they were rich men too and they had a spiral brand to mark them like the victims had. I'm thinking the preacher is the leader of the cult.


I think it's the governor.
 
2014-02-15 01:05:35 AM

Dwight_Yeast: elguerodiablo: i just watched that part again. He said they were rich men too and they had a spiral brand to mark them like the victims had. I'm thinking the preacher is the leader of the cult.

I think it's the governor.


Gov's brother.
 
2014-02-15 01:18:05 AM

twistedmetal: Dwight_Yeast: elguerodiablo: i just watched that part again. He said they were rich men too and they had a spiral brand to mark them like the victims had. I'm thinking the preacher is the leader of the cult.

I think it's the governor.

Gov's brother.


Was he the one that showed up at the police station in the first episode? Then yes.
 
2014-02-15 04:31:28 AM

Dwight_Yeast: twistedmetal: Dwight_Yeast: elguerodiablo: i just watched that part again. He said they were rich men too and they had a spiral brand to mark them like the victims had. I'm thinking the preacher is the leader of the cult.

I think it's the governor.

Gov's brother.

Was he the one that showed up at the police station in the first episode? Then yes.


Thats him.

I'm thinking the preacher is a middle manager in the entire operation. Either the brother or the Governor is the actual big fish. I could see it going either way, with the brother in the early lead.

Just watched the first 4 episodes in two days (stupid ass work schedule prevented all 4 in a day). The 1st episode started a little slow (which is to be expected). It picked up steam fast. Now I need my fix.
 
2014-02-15 08:04:51 AM
Love the show. I had never paid attention to Matthew McHoweverYouSpellHisName, but this performance instantly changed my mind about his acting abilities.

I thought there was something off about the way the preacher made the sign of the cross (and I'm not a religious person), and throwing the murmuration in at the burned out church was pretty slick.

The opening credit sequence is fantastic, too.
 
2014-02-15 08:18:53 AM
I don't think evangelicals cross themselves. I don't think anyone but Catholics do.

That's interesting. I hadn't caught that before!
 
2014-02-15 08:21:06 AM
I should also add that the King in Yellow is on Project Gutenberg.

I'm reading it now and it's quite good.
 
2014-02-15 08:26:52 AM
"The King in Yellow" (Kindle version) is currently free on Amazon, so lose your sanity and save some dough in the process!
 
2014-02-15 08:28:47 AM
Am I correct to draw references to Stephen King from this show? "The Yellow King"/"The Crimson King"/"Low Men in Yellow Coats", etc. I am getting a definate Dark Tower (Beams, breakers, etc) feeling from this series.

Or perhaps I'm reaching.
 
2014-02-15 08:59:04 AM

The Gentleman Caller: OH, YOU'RE A SMARTASS WITH YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!


I read that in Art from Justified's voice.
 
2014-02-15 08:59:14 AM

farkingismybusiness: kasmel: Yeah, that show's ok. All the adulation for it though...it's not exactly justified.

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Why have I been seeing an uptick in Workaholics memes lately? Like the last week they've been explosively everywhere, but I haven't ever seen ANY before, and I know the show is like 5-10 years old.

Also I'm not clicking a gawker asset link, sorry. Can anyone summarize the link?
 
2014-02-15 09:07:58 AM

darch: Am I correct to draw references to Stephen King from this show? "The Yellow King"/"The Crimson King"/"Low Men in Yellow Coats", etc. I am getting a definate Dark Tower (Beams, breakers, etc) feeling from this series.

Or perhaps I'm reaching.


I think you're seeing two things referencing the same source. King is really well-versed in early American horror and the Dark Tower is his place to play with a lot of those elements.

Originally the Dark Tower books weren't meant for a mass audience. They were published in limited editions.
 
2014-02-15 09:16:23 AM
It's a pity Chambers isn't as well known as Lovecraft. Even when you have something inspired by his work, like "In the Mouth of Madness", people call it Lovecraftian.
 
2014-02-15 09:29:54 AM

kroonermanblack: Also I'm not clicking a gawker asset link, sorry. Can anyone summarize the link?


No, and you should feel like a dumbass for A) asking; and B) having a personal boycott against gawker sites. What did they do to you?
 
2014-02-15 09:31:18 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: It's a pity Chambers isn't as well known as Lovecraft. Even when you have something inspired by his work, like "In the Mouth of Madness", people call it Lovecraftian.


I'll tell you how bad it is: I've read Lovecraft and some Bierce and I'd never heard of Chambers of the King in Yellow until True Detective!
 
2014-02-15 09:39:37 AM

kroonermanblack: Why have I been seeing an uptick in Workaholics memes lately? Like the last week they've been explosively everywhere, but I haven't ever seen ANY before, and I know the show is like 5-10 years old.


probably something to do with the new season starting recently. As an aside, I thought this season has been fairly hit or miss so far; last season kind of was as well, but the episodes that hit were great.
 
2014-02-15 09:47:43 AM

Dwight_Yeast: darch: Am I correct to draw references to Stephen King from this show? "The Yellow King"/"The Crimson King"/"Low Men in Yellow Coats", etc. I am getting a definate Dark Tower (Beams, breakers, etc) feeling from this series.

Or perhaps I'm reaching.

I think you're seeing two things referencing the same source. King is really well-versed in early American horror and the Dark Tower is his place to play with a lot of those elements.

Originally the Dark Tower books weren't meant for a mass audience. They were published in limited editions.


Dwight_Yeast: darch: Am I correct to draw references to Stephen King from this show? "The Yellow King"/"The Crimson King"/"Low Men in Yellow Coats", etc. I am getting a definate Dark Tower (Beams, breakers, etc) feeling from this series.

Or perhaps I'm reaching.

I think you're seeing two things referencing the same source. King is really well-versed in early American horror and the Dark Tower is his place to play with a lot of those elements.

Originally the Dark Tower books weren't meant for a mass audience. They were published in limited editions.


I'm aware of that. I guess the writers of TD are plumbing the mythos of the unknown as a narrative vehicle. To that I say "huzzah!!!".
 
2014-02-15 09:59:40 AM

farkingismybusiness: kasmel: Yeah, that show's ok. All the adulation for it though...it's not exactly justified.


I've watched it, but just couldn't get into it..

Does this make me a bad person? I think it does
 
2014-02-15 11:40:26 AM

dforkus: farkingismybusiness: kasmel: Yeah, that show's ok. All the adulation for it though...it's not exactly justified.

I've watched it, but just couldn't get into it..

Does this make me a bad person? I think it does


Not bad. Probably just slow or stupid. ;)

Seriously, there are plenty of quality shows I can't be arsed to watch or care about.
 
2014-02-15 12:35:36 PM

Dwight_Yeast: I should also add that the King in Yellow is on Project Gutenberg.

I'm reading it now and it's quite good.


I just ordered it from Amazon. It's the second time in 2 years I'd heard it referenced so I figured I really should grab a copy.

Great show. Harrelson and McConaughey have come a long Fn way. They both can seriously throw down some performances now.
 
2014-02-15 12:36:24 PM
So True Detective is Fark's new "It's so cool we need a greenlight every day" show, huh?

Noted.
 
2014-02-15 12:39:28 PM

Disgruntled Goat: So True Detective is Fark's new "It's so cool we need a greenlight every day" show, huh?

Noted.


It's called "pop culture" and it occurs in real time. Don't worry, it'll be over in a month or so and you can fret about something else new you don't understand.
 
2014-02-15 12:48:09 PM

Disgruntled Goat: So True Detective is Fark's new "It's so cool we need a greenlight every day" show, huh?

Noted.


It's a remarkable show. We are making remarks about it.

You see, Fark is a place where people come to discuss things that are occurring in the world in real time.

Go eat some cookies and then take a nap. You'll feel better.
 
2014-02-15 12:54:52 PM

Soulcatcher: Great show. Harrelson and McConaughey have come a long Fn way. They both can seriously throw down some performances now.


Harleson's been this good since People v. Larry Flynt.  Possibily since Cheers, but I never watched it (something Netflix and I will correct).

McCouaughney is the one I'm really impressed with: he's hypnotic, like watching a cobra, wondering when it's going to bite you.

And what sold me on the show was the idea of watching the two of them together.  It could have been an idiotic buddy cop sit-com and I'd happy.
 
2014-02-15 01:16:28 PM
That was an interesting article. I got the "King in Yellow" reference but didn't put a lot of thought into it -- probably in part because I haven't read it in maybe fifteen years but I did recently re-read "The Yellow Wallpaper" and I somewhat confused the two. The funny (as in weird) thing is that the latter is apt too is several significant respects (inexorable descent into madness, repetition of patterns).

What my literary misapprehension illuminated most to me was how male-centered the plot and narrative are. Of course that's not at all unusual for the genre, but in True Detective virtually all of the women are ciphers of absence -- murder victims, nameless strippers, fleeting sexual hook-ups, Hart's neglected (and now estranged) wife, Cohle's long-lost wife and daughter (the only exception I can think of is the congregation member who describes Lange to the detectives in episode 4).

I don't take Pizzolatto for a misogynist, and he's definitely not a hack. So is it really just a concession to the genre, or is he trying to make a more pointed comment about masculinity?
 
2014-02-15 01:46:34 PM

kc278: What my literary misapprehension illuminated most to me was how male-centered the plot and narrative are. Of course that's not at all unusual for the genre, but in True Detective virtually all of the women are ciphers of absence -- murder victims, nameless strippers, fleeting sexual hook-ups, Hart's neglected (and now estranged) wife, Cohle's long-lost wife and daughter (the only exception I can think of is the congregation member who describes Lange to the detectives in episode 4).

I don't take Pizzolatto for a misogynist, and he's definitely not a hack. So is it really just a concession to the genre, or is he trying to make a more pointed comment about masculinity?


I'm not sure, but Cohle has a better understanding of women than any fictional character I can think of since Hannibal Lecter gave Clarice Starling the "good bag and cheap shoes" speech.
 
2014-02-15 02:09:42 PM

Confabulat: Disgruntled Goat: So True Detective is Fark's new "It's so cool we need a greenlight every day" show, huh?

Noted.

It's called "pop culture" and it occurs in real time. Don't worry, it'll be over in a month or so and you can fret about something else new you don't understand.


I understand it perfectly, missy. I'm just saying Fark has a habit of "let's pick something and fawn all over it to the point everybody gets sick of seeing headlines about it."

True Detective is looking to be the new version of that.

So eat a big bag of dicks and choke on your superiority complex.

Kisses.
 
2014-02-15 02:20:24 PM

Disgruntled Goat: So True Detective is Fark's new "It's so cool we need a greenlight every day" show, huh?

Noted.


Hey everybody -- it's "that guy"!
 
2014-02-15 02:34:21 PM

darch: Am I correct to draw references to Stephen King from this show? "The Yellow King"/"The Crimson King"/"Low Men in Yellow Coats", etc. I am getting a definate Dark Tower (Beams, breakers, etc) feeling from this series.

Or perhaps I'm reaching.


I noticed it also. Notice how Cohle says that whole area had moved on? Notice the factories in the background everywhere? The menacing preachers? Notice when they were talking to Marie Fonteneaux's mother that she said her father died in a wreck near Roland Oklahoma? The stone rings in the forests are prominent in the Dark Tower series also.
 
2014-02-15 02:36:15 PM

steverockson: darch: Am I correct to draw references to Stephen King from this show? "The Yellow King"/"The Crimson King"/"Low Men in Yellow Coats", etc. I am getting a definate Dark Tower (Beams, breakers, etc) feeling from this series.

Or perhaps I'm reaching.

I noticed it also. Notice how Cohle says that whole area had moved on? Notice the factories in the background everywhere? The menacing preachers? Notice when they were talking to Marie Fonteneaux's mother that she said her father died in a wreck near Roland Oklahoma? The stone rings in the forests are prominent in the Dark Tower series also.


Dora Lang's mother not Marie Fonteneaux's
 
2014-02-15 03:08:36 PM

kroonermanblack: I know the show is like 5-10 years old.


It's 4 years old and recently started season 4:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1610527/
 
2014-02-15 03:56:03 PM

Disgruntled Goat: I understand it perfectly, missy. I'm just saying Fark has a habit of "let's pick something and fawn all over it to the point everybody gets sick of seeing headlines about it."


I wouldn't say it's Fark so much as the zeitgeist combined with people's awareness of it.  We got tons of Breaking Bad stories a couple months ago because the show was ending after five seasons.  True Detectives is only eight episodes, we're half-way through and this story will be completely wrapped up this season.  Next season they start with a completely different story with a different cast.
 
2014-02-15 08:06:57 PM

Disgruntled Goat: Confabulat: Disgruntled Goat: So True Detective is Fark's new "It's so cool we need a greenlight every day" show, huh?

Noted.

It's called "pop culture" and it occurs in real time. Don't worry, it'll be over in a month or so and you can fret about something else new you don't understand.

I understand it perfectly, missy. I'm just saying Fark has a habit of "let's pick something and fawn all over it to the point everybody gets sick of seeing headlines about it."

True Detective is looking to be the new version of that.

So eat a big bag of dicks and choke on your superiority complex.

Kisses.


So you've recognized the pattern of popular things getting greenlit and everyone fawning over it until sad grumpy farks get annoyed yet you still come here to say that you're sick of that repeating pattern.  Sounds fun.  You should venture over to the sports tab and pop in every thread to say how you don't like the particular sport everyone else is talking about.
 
2014-02-15 09:48:03 PM

Confabulat: kroonermanblack: Also I'm not clicking a gawker asset link, sorry. Can anyone summarize the link?

No, and you should feel like a dumbass for A) asking; and B) having a personal boycott against gawker sites. What did they do to you?


I don't like the layouts, they 'stories' are 90% recycled chum from other sites with, almost always, no content added, just a redirect link farm basically, AND they're paid partners which means rather than link the source, Fark links a gawker asset which links to the source.

It steals clicks from the source to feed the gawker, which is wrong.

Plus most of the time you have to turn off every adblock/noscript/etc. program that removes annoying shiat to see them.
 
2014-02-16 02:06:19 AM

kroonermanblack: Confabulat: kroonermanblack: Also I'm not clicking a gawker asset link, sorry. Can anyone summarize the link?

No, and you should feel like a dumbass for A) asking; and B) having a personal boycott against gawker sites. What did they do to you?

I don't like the layouts, they 'stories' are 90% recycled chum from other sites with, almost always, no content added, just a redirect link farm basically, AND they're paid partners which means rather than link the source, Fark links a gawker asset which links to the source.

It steals clicks from the source to feed the gawker, which is wrong.

Plus most of the time you have to turn off every adblock/noscript/etc. program that removes annoying shiat to see them.


Well I'm sure your lack of clicking affected zero percent of anything, so good work? It must be one hell of a way to surf the internet.
 
2014-02-16 02:06:42 AM

elguerodiablo: You should venture over to the sports tab and pop in every thread to say how you don't like the particular sport everyone else is talking about.


Curling.
 
2014-02-16 02:33:45 AM

Disgruntled Goat: Confabulat: Disgruntled Goat: So True Detective is Fark's new "It's so cool we need a greenlight every day" show, huh?

Noted.

It's called "pop culture" and it occurs in real time. Don't worry, it'll be over in a month or so and you can fret about something else new you don't understand.

I understand it perfectly, missy. I'm just saying Fark has a habit of "let's pick something and fawn all over it to the point everybody gets sick of seeing headlines about it."

True Detective is looking to be the new version of that.

So eat a big bag of dicks and choke on your superiority complex.

Kisses.


That's some weak sauce answering there. You realize you're on Fark.com's Entertainment tab? Which reflects the major entertainment stories of the week?

Hmm, no it must be a Fark thing. Wow.
 
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