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(Daily Mail)   Woman buys 86 cent burrito at gas station, finds it fits like a glove   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 90
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2014-02-14 08:15:19 PM  
Buyer beware: Always use caution when buying Mexican food from a store that also sells gasoline

Thanks Ric Romero.
 
2014-02-14 08:16:25 PM  
What you get for buying a frozen gas station burrito when there is a perfectly good fast food taco place inside the same building...  http://www.stripesstores.com/taco_company
 
2014-02-14 08:17:35 PM  
That's why I stick to the luxury $1.39 burritos they have at 7-ELEVEN.  Worth every penny of the extra cost.
 
2014-02-14 08:19:06 PM  
I'm sorry but that's what you get for buying food at a gas station.
 
2014-02-14 08:19:11 PM  
You can buy burritos in Texas for 86 cents! Oh, I can only gaze, never enter.
 
2014-02-14 08:19:24 PM  
Now everyone will be wanting one.
 
2014-02-14 08:19:56 PM  
 
2014-02-14 08:20:05 PM  
The good news is that the outside vendor apparently uses gloves when preparing food.
 
2014-02-14 08:21:28 PM  
Buyer beware: Always use caution when buying Mexican food from a store that also sells gasoline

What the hell does this mean?
 
2014-02-14 08:21:30 PM  
Big f*cking deal. This just in: your prepackaged convenience foods don't just rain down from the heavens; they're made by humans. Also, this is why most states have a requirement for bandages used in food services to be blue. Blue is an unlikely color to find in foods, and it stands out quite nicely. States that require gloves (which I personally disagree with) should also require that they be blue.
 
2014-02-14 08:21:43 PM  

katerbug72: I'm sorry but that's what you get for buying food at a gas station.


Eh they said it was a frozen product from another company, and the piece of latex was inside of the burrito so it's not like they could have seen it. This could have happened at any place that would sell them.
 
2014-02-14 08:21:59 PM  
When I was a kid, I found a fish eye in the fishwich I'd bought from my school's cafeteria.
 
2014-02-14 08:23:16 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-14 08:25:17 PM  

dletter: What you get for buying a frozen gas station burrito when there is a perfectly good fast food taco place inside the same building...  http://www.stripesstores.com/taco_company


I'm not sure if you're being facetious but that's just the rebranding of the frozen food at most Stripes locations. Everything they serve is premade for the most part. Generally without glove bits but Taco Company isn't steal fast food joint cohabitating in these gas stations.
 
2014-02-14 08:25:49 PM  
laughingsquid.com
 
2014-02-14 08:26:04 PM  
What a bargain
 
2014-02-14 08:27:10 PM  

katerbug72: I'm sorry but that's what you get for buying food at a gas station.


Or grocery stores.  Pic related.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-14 08:27:46 PM  
That's a really thorough article. I feel educated, and I will be more careful next time I eat a discount burrito.
 
2014-02-14 08:28:48 PM  
Could you imagine trying to fart and all it did was blow up a finger outside your butt?

/just thinking
 
2014-02-14 08:29:12 PM  
I don't think they're allowed to sell anything at a gas station that doesn't contain a high percentage of synthetic polymer.
 
2014-02-14 08:30:14 PM  

pyrotek85: katerbug72: I'm sorry but that's what you get for buying food at a gas station.

Eh they said it was a frozen product from another company, and the piece of latex was inside of the burrito so it's not like they could have seen it. This could have happened at any place that would sell them.


No, no bad things must happen to people who make such poor life decisions like buying food!
 
2014-02-14 08:31:53 PM  

martid4: Could you imagine trying to fart and all it did was blow up a finger outside your butt?

/just thinking



I couldn't.
 
2014-02-14 08:34:40 PM  
That part of Texas really sucks Donkey balls. I was passing through on Greyhound and they insisted that I would have to pay for two cups of coffee to have a second cup with nothing in it but ice. Plus some other stupid thing I don't remember.
 
2014-02-14 08:34:49 PM  

katerbug72: I'm sorry but that's what you get for buying food at a gas station.


media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-14 08:35:02 PM  

martid4: Could you imagine trying to fart and all it did was blow up a finger outside your butt?

/just thinking


rlv.zcache.com.au
 
2014-02-14 08:36:19 PM  

martid4: Could you imagine trying to fart and all it did was blow up a finger outside your butt?

/just thinking


thebobbydshow.com
 
2014-02-14 08:36:54 PM  
When I read the headline about fit like a glove I first imagined a condom. I was right about the latex anyway.
 
2014-02-14 08:41:04 PM  
Wow, not at all what i thought that article was gonna be about

/bad, bad, dirtyminded kitty!
 
2014-02-14 08:42:40 PM  
But hey, free latex glove.
 
2014-02-14 08:43:07 PM  
I've eaten worse, ha!
 
2014-02-14 08:44:43 PM  
I'd call her stupid but there was a period of a few months where dinner every night was 7-11 pizza after i stumbled half asleep off the bus on the way home from my crappy retail job.
 
2014-02-14 08:48:15 PM  
Reminds me of the guy with 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove.
 
2014-02-14 08:52:14 PM  
That bit of latex was probably the most appetizing, healthful thing in that entire "meal."
 
2014-02-14 08:52:46 PM  

emersonbiggins: katerbug72: I'm sorry but that's what you get for buying food at a gas station.

Or grocery stores.  Pic related.

[img.fark.net image 850x634]


???
 
2014-02-14 08:55:08 PM  

Analgesic: dletter: What you get for buying a frozen gas station burrito when there is a perfectly good fast food taco place inside the same building...  http://www.stripesstores.com/taco_company

I'm not sure if you're being facetious but that's just the rebranding of the frozen food at most Stripes locations. Everything they serve is premade for the most part. Generally without glove bits but Taco Company isn't steal fast food joint cohabitating in these gas stations.


Wat?
 
2014-02-14 08:55:13 PM  
Once I ran to you
now I'll run from you
This tainted glove you've given -
I give you all a boy could give you.
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
oh!!!!!
tainted glove - tainted glove.
 
2014-02-14 08:58:54 PM  
BLT - Beans, Latex and Tofu (they don't use real cheese).
 
2014-02-14 08:59:44 PM  
sardonicious.digital-flux.com
 
2014-02-14 09:00:19 PM  
I found a big*ass grasshopper in a can of green beans once. The craziest thing is I just shrugged and threw it out without taking a pic or even thinking about complaining to the retailer who sold it to me. I mean how stupid was I. I could have gone to the press or sued.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-14 09:00:44 PM  
Soooooooo.

U.F.I.B.?
 
2014-02-14 09:01:40 PM  
it's not news...
 
2014-02-14 09:02:18 PM  
Oops. You're not supposed to get the latex glove unless you order the deluxe.
 
2014-02-14 09:03:46 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Analgesic: dletter: What you get for buying a frozen gas station burrito when there is a perfectly good fast food taco place inside the same building...  http://www.stripesstores.com/taco_company

I'm not sure if you're being facetious but that's just the rebranding of the frozen food at most Stripes locations. Everything they serve is premade for the most part. Generally without glove bits but Taco Company isn't steal fast food joint cohabitating in these gas stations.

Wat?


Sorry, either the single auto-correct on my mobile of real to steal made that entire response incomprehensible or you're an internet tard. Based on your response: lol, taco compny not real nehowz. Is just frozen food warmed up at stripes. Lolz n stuff.

Better?
 
2014-02-14 09:12:17 PM  

Thelyphthoric: That's why I stick to the luxury $1.39 burritos they have at 7-ELEVEN.  Worth every penny of the extra cost.


You get a pair of gloves?
 
2014-02-14 09:12:22 PM  

RoyHobbs22: The good news is that the outside vendor apparently uses gloves when preparing food.


They did...
 
2014-02-14 09:13:27 PM  
she'll be more stronger and flexible than hercules and gumby combined!
 
2014-02-14 09:16:04 PM  
Million dollar "trauma" lawsuit incoming?
 
2014-02-14 09:16:25 PM  
So where did the finger end up?
 
2014-02-14 09:24:50 PM  
tinasburritos.com
/59 cents at the grocery store
/semi-edible
 
2014-02-14 09:24:56 PM  
FTFA:The manager told Corrigan to fill out an incident report with the company's corporate office.
'I filled out my incident report and he refunded my money for the one burrito,' she says.

 She filled out a report to get 86 cents back?
 
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