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(Slate)   What happens when you throw a coup and nobody comes?   (slate.com) divider line 39
    More: Amusing, Turkish military, Sisi, GNC, coups, Gaddafi, Libyan Army  
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2014-02-14 04:37:46 PM  
Ask the teabaggers. They know.
 
2014-02-14 04:39:13 PM  
Red, white, and blue balls.
 
2014-02-14 04:40:34 PM  
You gather up the hoverrounds and roll on over to Denny's?
 
2014-02-14 04:40:55 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Ask the teabaggers. They know.


Poor chickens. All that farking and they're getting nothing out of it?
 
2014-02-14 04:43:53 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Ask the teabaggers. They know.


Don't they have one a week?
 
2014-02-14 04:46:10 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: TV's Vinnie: Ask the teabaggers. They know.

Don't they have one a week?


I don't know if it's in a week, but another one is coming up.  Maybe they'll break previous participation records and get 60 people to show up.
 
2014-02-14 04:52:48 PM  

born_yesterday: You gather up the hoverrounds and roll on over to Denny's?


Denny's is for winners.
 
2014-02-14 04:53:29 PM  
I tried to throw a coup once, but I ended up throwing out my back.
 
2014-02-14 04:56:06 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Ask the teabaggers. They know.


The SHTF scenario hasn't yet arrived.  When it does, you'll understand.
 
2014-02-14 04:59:14 PM  
Go back to yelling at clouds?
 
2014-02-14 04:59:55 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: TV's Vinnie: Ask the teabaggers. They know.

The SHTF scenario hasn't yet arrived.  When it does, you'll understand.


LOL

Sure.
 
2014-02-14 05:00:15 PM  
I really expected this to be another Ted Cruz story.
 
2014-02-14 05:00:47 PM  
Beer hall putsch?
 
2014-02-14 05:00:49 PM  
We pave over the area, and everyone gets on with their lives?
 
2014-02-14 05:01:44 PM  

Summoner101: I tried to throw a coup once, but I ended up throwing out my back.


That is why you use convertables.  They are a bit lighter.
 
2014-02-14 05:02:24 PM  

Summoner101: I tried to throw a coup once, but I ended up throwing out my back.


You gotta coup with your legs.
 
2014-02-14 05:04:13 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Smeggy Smurf: TV's Vinnie: Ask the teabaggers. They know.

The SHTF scenario hasn't yet arrived.  When it does, you'll understand.

LOL

Sure.


Be sure to talk about your skepticism with an old Jew.
 
2014-02-14 05:04:15 PM  
You still have to pay the caterers.  (Voice of experience talking.  You were almost mine, Nauru!)
 
2014-02-14 05:06:07 PM  
Oh, I get it. Had to mention BENGHAZI today, right? Very sneaky subby.
 
2014-02-14 05:07:03 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: cameroncrazy1984: Smeggy Smurf: TV's Vinnie: Ask the teabaggers. They know.

The SHTF scenario hasn't yet arrived.  When it does, you'll understand.

LOL

Sure.

Be sure to talk about your skepticism with an old Jew.


I don't even know what this means.
 
2014-02-14 05:07:42 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Smeggy Smurf: cameroncrazy1984: Smeggy Smurf: TV's Vinnie: Ask the teabaggers. They know.

The SHTF scenario hasn't yet arrived.  When it does, you'll understand.

LOL

Sure.

Be sure to talk about your skepticism with an old Jew.

I don't even know what this means.


"You'd all be dead now, if it wasn't for my David!"

/I hope you read it in his voice
 
2014-02-14 05:09:34 PM  
It's Libya. Who cares?
 
2014-02-14 05:16:06 PM  

qorkfiend: We pave over the area, and everyone gets on with their lives?


You can bite my shiny metal ass!

outskirtsbattledome.wikispaces.com
 
2014-02-14 05:18:21 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Smeggy Smurf: cameroncrazy1984: Smeggy Smurf: TV's Vinnie: Ask the teabaggers. They know.

The SHTF scenario hasn't yet arrived.  When it does, you'll understand.

LOL

Sure.

Be sure to talk about your skepticism with an old Jew.

I don't even know what this means.


He thinks if you talk to a holocaust survivor they'll tell you that the US is now exactly like Nazi Germany. I think he's been eating paste again.
 
2014-02-14 05:52:05 PM  

apoptotic: cameroncrazy1984: Smeggy Smurf: cameroncrazy1984: Smeggy Smurf: TV's Vinnie: Ask the teabaggers. They know.

The SHTF scenario hasn't yet arrived.  When it does, you'll understand.

LOL

Sure.

Be sure to talk about your skepticism with an old Jew.

I don't even know what this means.

He thinks if you talk to a holocaust survivor they'll tell you that the US is now exactly like Nazi Germany. I think he's been eating paste again.


Objection. This implies he had at some point stopped eating it.
 
2014-02-14 05:54:02 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: TV's Vinnie: Ask the teabaggers. They know.

The SHTF scenario hasn't yet arrived.  When it does, you'll understand.


I am shaking in my boots.
 
2014-02-14 05:56:02 PM  
I was really expecting a teabagger article, apparently like everyone else.
Now I am disappoint
 
2014-02-14 06:09:54 PM  
One coup, no1currs
 
2014-02-14 06:52:09 PM  

apoptotic: cameroncrazy1984: Smeggy Smurf: cameroncrazy1984: Smeggy Smurf: TV's Vinnie: Ask the teabaggers. They know.

The SHTF scenario hasn't yet arrived.  When it does, you'll understand.

LOL

Sure.

Be sure to talk about your skepticism with an old Jew.

I don't even know what this means.

He thinks if you talk to a holocaust survivor they'll tell you that the US is now exactly like Nazi Germany. I think he's been eating paste again.


IT IS! TOM PERKINS SAID SO!

Oh and he also apparently thinks you shouldn't be able to vote if you don't pay a federal taxes.
 
2014-02-14 06:52:49 PM  
*any*
 
2014-02-14 07:00:54 PM  
Thought this was going to be about Thailand, where for the last 3 months or so protesters have been trying to push the military into instigating a coup against the current government.  And failed.
 
2014-02-14 07:05:00 PM  
What could happen? Well, you could get laughed at and then commit suicide:
i.imgur.com

Or your soldiers are defied by the elderly Minister of Defense...
www.eldiariomontanes.es
 
2014-02-14 07:28:16 PM  
Chicken coup.
 
2014-02-14 10:01:04 PM  
Well, let's find out...

I am declaring myself the ruler of Canada. The government has 24 hours to surrender.
 
2014-02-14 10:09:30 PM  

BMFPitt: Well, let's find out...

I am declaring myself the ruler of Canada. The government has 24 hours to surrender.


In fairness, Canada may surrender to you for fear of offending you or being called impolite.
 
2014-02-15 01:08:01 AM  
"Don't worry, it happens to lots of guys."
 
2014-02-15 04:01:04 AM  
No Bay of Pigs references?  You people disappoint me.
 
2014-02-15 08:51:39 AM  

apoptotic: cameroncrazy1984: Smeggy Smurf: cameroncrazy1984: Smeggy Smurf: TV's Vinnie: Ask the teabaggers. They know.

The SHTF scenario hasn't yet arrived.  When it does, you'll understand.

LOL

Sure.

Be sure to talk about your skepticism with an old Jew.

I don't even know what this means.

He thinks if you talk to a holocaust survivor they'll tell you that the US is now exactly like Nazi Germany. I think he's been eating paste again.


What makes you think he ever STOPPED?
 
2014-02-16 01:57:49 AM  

UrukHaiGuyz: Red, white, and blue balls.


Or, more simply, coup-balls.
 
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