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(My Fox Tampa Bay)   If you've never considered McDonald's as a Valentine's Day destination because of the crowds, your lucky day has come. Because Florida   (myfoxtampabay.com) divider line 46
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2014-02-14 04:10:22 PM
The Happy Meal toy is a vibrator.
 
2014-02-14 04:22:16 PM
Because you know what makes women hot?
Smelling like rancid grease.
 
2014-02-14 04:27:38 PM

vudukungfu: Because you know what makes women hot?
Smelling like rancid grease.


Dude.  Lube.
 
2014-02-14 04:41:45 PM
Right. The crowds are why I don't consider McDonald's a Valentines Day destination.
 
2014-02-14 04:41:46 PM

Diogenes: vudukungfu: Because you know what makes women hot?
Smelling like rancid grease.

Dude.  Lube.


That's why it's called 'nugget dipping sauce'
 
2014-02-14 04:44:07 PM
My BF read this to me the other day. I thought it was a PR stunt.
 
2014-02-14 04:47:38 PM
I like to go to McDonald's for Valentine's Day because then my wife and I don't have to get all dressed up like we're going to a pit of raw human excreta.
 
2014-02-14 04:48:04 PM
If you are already paying for the hooker, why spend extra on a good meal.
 
2014-02-14 04:48:32 PM
White Castle has been doing this for a while now.
 
2014-02-14 04:52:25 PM
When is this horrible trend of using "because" as a preposition end?
 
2014-02-14 04:52:33 PM
Last year we sat here...
www.wtsp.com


Then I gave her a Valentine's gift...
i.imgur.com

Now I'll be dining here tonight...i.imgur.com Forever Alone
 
2014-02-14 04:53:59 PM

sigdiamond2000: I like to go to McDonald's for Valentine's Day because then my wife and I don't have to get all dressed up like we're going to a pit of raw human excreta.


ROFL.

I started reading the post and knew where it was going and then BAM!  The payoff was spectacular.

I think I need a cigarette.
 
2014-02-14 04:54:13 PM

Hal5423: When is this horrible trend of using "because" as a preposition end?


Never because reasons
 
2014-02-14 04:54:17 PM
we knocked out our dinner last night...service is crap today
 
2014-02-14 04:55:06 PM
"Order anything off the menu you want, babe.  This night is all about you."
 
2014-02-14 04:55:29 PM
LED candles?

Ooh, SOMEbody's gettin laid!
 
2014-02-14 04:58:03 PM

mrEdude: LED candles?

Ooh, SOMEbody's gettin laid!


Open flames ignite the farts and totally ruin the ambience.
 
2014-02-14 04:58:10 PM
Funny thing is, for some people this would be special.  Imagine the old couple that had nothing when they first got together.  Some of them are going to fondly remember their first splurges while dating by going there.  My folks do the same with Taco Johns.
 
2014-02-14 04:59:17 PM
www.stanus.net
 
2014-02-14 05:02:03 PM

cgraves67: Right. The crowds are why I don't consider McDonald's a Valentines Day destination.


The key is to head to a class joint that accepts reservations

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-14 05:03:57 PM
I don't really care where my wife goes for Valentine's day, as long as she leaves me alone for a few hours.

/true romantic
 
2014-02-14 05:04:37 PM
...TFA forgot to mention that you'll also be dining off of vintage tableware.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-14 05:05:45 PM
Im gonna be going to a bar to try and pick up a desparate girl for V day.
 
2014-02-14 05:07:18 PM
Valentine's dinner at McDonald's How lame. I'd rather sit at home eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's and pretend that I'm single by choice.
 
2014-02-14 05:08:40 PM
I went to buy a burrito for lunch at King's Cross station today and noticed that one of the restaurants there had heart shaped balloons everywhere. Wasn't sure whether they genuinely thought that someone might take a partner to a chain restaurant in a railway station for a valentines meal or not.
 
2014-02-14 05:08:42 PM

Oldiron_79: Im gonna be going to a bar to try and pick up a desparate girl for V day.


You mean VD day
 
2014-02-14 05:10:01 PM
The express lane at the supermarket today was "Lover's Lane."  Valentine's gifts, candy, flowers, etc. only.
 
2014-02-14 05:14:13 PM
I'm going to cornhole subby's mom after she finishes her nuggets.
 
2014-02-14 05:16:50 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Oldiron_79: Im gonna be going to a bar to try and pick up a desparate girl for V day.

You mean VD day


Eh thats what pennecillin is for.
 
2014-02-14 05:18:00 PM
fark that noise. We can stay home and cook our own meat based paste and it will be way better.
 
2014-02-14 05:24:03 PM

Diogenes: The express lane at the supermarket today was "Lover's Lane."  Valentine's gifts, candy, flowers, etc. only.


Ha, ours too.  Except I bought pickles and pickled herring.
 
2014-02-14 05:25:39 PM

blatz514: Diogenes: The express lane at the supermarket today was "Lover's Lane."  Valentine's gifts, candy, flowers, etc. only.

Ha, ours too.  Except I bought pickles and pickled herring.


I was going to buy a card and single piece of candy for myself and pretend to cry but I was short on time and my heart wasn't in it.
 
2014-02-14 05:33:02 PM

odinsposse: fark that noise. We can stay home and cook our own meat based paste and it will be way better.


Actually meat-based paste is worse than what you get at McDonald's at this point.
 
2014-02-14 05:33:15 PM
You got 15 mins to stuff your face then it's camper time
 
2014-02-14 05:34:22 PM
i57.tinypic.com

and if you need any more Val Day inspiration

Valentines
 
2014-02-14 06:11:02 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

L.A and Norfolk, VA were two test markets for McDonald's Supper Club in the 70s, so this sis nothing new, really.
 
2014-02-14 07:11:31 PM
Yeah, but does this McDoanld's have the "Musical selections by Ron"?

consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-14 07:30:09 PM
I'm too old to worry about bringing my gal to a fancy joint.  While it's nice to do, neither one of us is willing to deal with the crowds at every damned restaurant.

We're going to make some old fashioned fudge tonight, have some drinks, then have "we're not 50 quite yet" old people sex.

/works for me
 
2014-02-14 07:41:26 PM
I was really hoping for Dinner and Dancing at TACO BELL tonight...

img.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-14 07:44:25 PM
Copy Cats -
http://www.businessinsider.com/white-castle-valentines-day-dinner-20 1 4 -2
Every Valentine's Day, White Castle restaurants across the nation turn into "Love Castles". Slider enthusiasts can enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner at the fast food joint, which will have full table-side service on the Hallmark holiday.


http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2012/01/white-castle-now-taking- re servations-for-valentines-day.html
 
2014-02-14 07:57:44 PM
Well I was informed that White castle up north is a valentine's destination and you even have to make reservations.
 
2014-02-14 07:59:36 PM

edmo: cgraves67: Right. The crowds are why I don't consider McDonald's a Valentines Day destination.

The key is to head to a class joint that accepts reservations


I should have read the thread
 
2014-02-14 08:39:15 PM
Apparently this isn't just a Florida thing. The McDonalds nearest to my home in Colorado is doing the same thing.
 
2014-02-14 08:46:13 PM
In orlando there are McDonald's bistros with a separate menu from the usual stuff. As far as the decor, some of those are ten times nicer than Olive Garden or whatever shiatty chain many people go to on Valentine's day.
 
2014-02-14 09:04:27 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Funny thing is, for some people this would be special.  Imagine the old couple that had nothing when they first got together.  Some of them are going to fondly remember their first splurges while dating by going there.  My folks do the same with Taco Johns.



Mrs p6 and I have been married over 35 years...how much more I forget.  Three great kids and 5 grand kids at last count.  I suggested we go to McDonald's  for Valentine's dinner tonight but we settled on China Buffet King.

Turned out pretty good.  After were were seated a car caught fire and exploded right outside the window where we were.  After a FARKING THIRTY DOLLAR + tip meal and the fiery entertainment I got to stop at Beer World  (where our oldest son is the manager) and get a case.

Next stop was to gas the car and play a couple of lottery tickets.  When we went to leave a Granny Clampett look a like with a heavy, deep Appalachian accent got out of an older red Grand Am pleading for help.  The story was her car wouldn't start and she had to get to Pittsburgh International Airport but was lost.   She was EXTREMELY nervous and panicky and didn't have a ticket but HAD to get to California tonight. Weird miss matched luggage in her car too.

We  gave her SIMPLE directions, which she had a hard time grasping.  When we started to leave she jumped out of her car again crying that it wouldn't start.  We were in our old Saturn not our Durango so I didn't have jumper cables with me so I tried to start it.

First  thing was the key lock was messed up....really messed up.  Almost like it had been jimmied. Opening the hood I found a newish battery but the positive cable was almost rotted off and the negative cable wasn't screwed down.

Long story short I got the car going and she left....IN A HURRY!

Almost as good a Valentine's day as 4 years ago when I was taking mrs prisoner6 to work and  a tree fell on top of our Druango.  Managed to swerve through the branches but the tree hit power lines, started a pretty good fire and the road was closed and power was out for the area all day.
 
2014-02-14 10:10:41 PM

prisoner6: Smeggy Smurf: Funny thing is, for some people this would be special.  Imagine the old couple that had nothing when they first got together.  Some of them are going to fondly remember their first splurges while dating by going there.  My folks do the same with Taco Johns.


Mrs p6 and I have been married over 35 years...how much more I forget.  Three great kids and 5 grand kids at last count.  I suggested we go to McDonald's  for Valentine's dinner tonight but we settled on China Buffet King.

Turned out pretty good.  After were were seated a car caught fire and exploded right outside the window where we were.  After a FARKING THIRTY DOLLAR + tip meal and the fiery entertainment I got to stop at Beer World  (where our oldest son is the manager) and get a case.

Next stop was to gas the car and play a couple of lottery tickets.  When we went to leave a Granny Clampett look a like with a heavy, deep Appalachian accent got out of an older red Grand Am pleading for help.  The story was her car wouldn't start and she had to get to Pittsburgh International Airport but was lost.   She was EXTREMELY nervous and panicky and didn't have a ticket but HAD to get to California tonight. Weird miss matched luggage in her car too.

We  gave her SIMPLE directions, which she had a hard time grasping.  When we started to leave she jumped out of her car again crying that it wouldn't start.  We were in our old Saturn not our Durango so I didn't have jumper cables with me so I tried to start it.

First  thing was the key lock was messed up....really messed up.  Almost like it had been jimmied. Opening the hood I found a newish battery but the positive cable was almost rotted off and the negative cable wasn't screwed down.

Long story short I got the car going and she left....IN A HURRY!

Almost as good a Valentine's day as 4 years ago when I was taking mrs prisoner6 to work and  a tree fell on top of our Druango.  Managed to swerve through the branches but the tree hit power lines, starte ...


Cool story bro!

/snert ;)
 
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