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(Fark)   Clear your desks everybody, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. That's right, not only do you have to deal with Valentine's Day loneliness and heartbreak, now there's a damn test, too   (fark.com) divider line 45
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2014-02-14 02:39:08 PM
We can never kick off the quiz without a special thanks to the guys who make this happen week in and week out. Your quizmasters this week are phlegmmo, meow said the dog, Sim Tree and Sinto.

Even though I've said it a lot, thanks to you all for your help. You all rock this thing.
 
2014-02-14 02:39:43 PM
Winners of last week's quiz:

shopball 1029
Hack Patooey 1026
Twilight Farkle 984
ThunderChild 950
calbert 948
enanneman 937
Dverning 931
Jekylman 930
bring to a festering boil 927
common sense is an oxymoron 927

Good luck this week!
 
2014-02-14 02:40:12 PM
And the Easy Quiz:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/303
 
2014-02-14 02:43:17 PM
I am your temporary champion!
 
2014-02-14 02:47:24 PM
I'm number 5......for at least a few minutes.
 
2014-02-14 02:47:42 PM
Woo! Temporary leader!
 
2014-02-14 02:48:47 PM
Final Score: 1 out of 11 correct, total points = 99
Total time elapsed: less than a minute (15 seconds)


I WON THE FASTEST TIME IN TEST TAKING! +1 GOLD FOR THE USA!!!
 
2014-02-14 02:51:34 PM
Wooo hooo last place last place finally broke my months of scoring 6-7
 
2014-02-14 02:52:07 PM
8/11 correct... Go me!!!

723 a personal best!

/I'm #10 yay
 
2014-02-14 02:52:47 PM
Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 820
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (100 seconds)

Clearly the better farkers are out on dates and such. I mean, I have never been this high on the leader board. Sure, it will nto last but, well, this is just damn scary.
 
2014-02-14 02:53:39 PM
May not have come close to placing, but I scored 666 points, so at least I know something is still right in this world.
 
2014-02-14 02:54:04 PM
4/11. Maybe I shouldn't have let TFark expire.
 
2014-02-14 02:55:28 PM
By just speed clicking and not reading I got 6 out of 11 right.
 
2014-02-14 02:55:44 PM

R.A.Danny: 4/11. Maybe I shouldn't have let TFark expire.


reup that shiat son
 
2014-02-14 02:57:31 PM
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 758

Okay, that's a new record.  And if IE was more responsive my score would have been higher.

I also should have known the cat one, and I chose incorrectly.  My score should've been like 9.5/11.
 
2014-02-14 02:58:17 PM
Seven right out of Eleven.  I think that's the best I've done in years.
 
2014-02-14 03:00:06 PM
Apparently I've been paying a lot of attention to other things this week.
 
2014-02-14 03:02:29 PM
Final Score:
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 559
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (101 seconds)
 
2014-02-14 03:02:33 PM
I had a busy week full of work and stress. And somehow still pulled out my best score, with a 7 question streak, no guesses. Funny how these things work.

Final Score:
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 738
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (101 seconds)
 
2014-02-14 03:06:45 PM
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 748 =(

This is what I get for going out and shoveling.
 
2014-02-14 03:08:25 PM
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 520
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (146 seconds)
 
2014-02-14 03:09:09 PM
Final Score:
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 639

Total time elapsed:
1 minute (108 seconds)
 
2014-02-14 03:13:53 PM
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 803

8 out of 10 correct, total points = 717


This was one of my better weeks of taking the quiz; my best week for the hard quiz in months.
 
2014-02-14 03:18:28 PM
791 in 133 seconds. 9 out of 11.
 
2014-02-14 03:20:29 PM
damn...about to be pushed out of the top 10
 
2014-02-14 03:22:00 PM
626     and forever alone on valentines day.
 
2014-02-14 03:24:04 PM
Ahh, I did better this week on both hard and easy modes, but not enough to get the top 10.
 
2014-02-14 03:24:29 PM
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Hard: 11 out of 11 correct, total points = 950 (150 seconds)
Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 939 (61 seconds)

There may or may not be an inverse correlation between my quiz scores and the probability of, well, you know, that blurb that nobody reads, but I've got this going for me, which is nice. Kudos to the quiz team for another week of solid work, as compared to my week of liquid procrastination.
 
2014-02-14 03:27:04 PM

Unfreakable: Winners of last week's quiz:

shopball 1029
Hack Patooey 1026
Twilight Farkle 984
ThunderChild 950
calbert 948
enanneman 937
Dverning 931
Jekylman 930
bring to a festering boil 927
common sense is an oxymoron 927

Good luck this week!



And I followed it up with a 9 out of 11
 
2014-02-14 03:32:24 PM

shopball: Unfreakable: Winners of last week's quiz:

shopball 1029
Hack Patooey 1026
Twilight Farkle 984
ThunderChild 950
calbert 948
enanneman 937
Dverning 931
Jekylman 930
bring to a festering boil 927
common sense is an oxymoron 927

Good luck this week!


And I followed it up with a 9 out of 11



8 out of 11 correct, total points = 752
 
2014-02-14 03:33:14 PM
I got 10/11.  That's the best I've ever done.

/Missed the deadly fight in Alaska question
 
2014-02-14 03:40:34 PM
2/11 :/.
 
2014-02-14 03:42:12 PM

Unfreakable: And the Easy Quiz:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/303


Easy is relative :)

Final Score:
6 out of 10 correct, total points = 559

Total time elapsed:
1 minute (89 seconds)
 
2014-02-14 04:00:54 PM
Loneliness? I just got back from taking my wife to a lovely french restaurant...

/In France!
/month and a half left over here, then back to the states
 
2014-02-14 04:03:46 PM
10/11, for a score of 891, in 116 seconds.

Not too shabby, I guess.
 
2014-02-14 04:06:05 PM
9 of 11   830
 
2014-02-14 04:20:54 PM
I was thrown off track when I saw 'altered' in lieu of 'alerted' in one of the answers talking about a guys penis size.
 
2014-02-14 04:22:49 PM
5 out of 11 correct, total points = 457

So, I suck at this. But my Valentine's Day has been pretty damn good.
 
2014-02-14 04:43:31 PM
843 here, not bad for me.
 
2014-02-14 04:48:44 PM
Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 891
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (121 seconds)

I thought I did alright but way out of the top 10
 
2014-02-14 05:16:30 PM

Evil Mackerel: By just speed clicking and not reading I got 6 out of 11 right.


Fffffffuuuuuu.  I slaved my ass off and only got 6 of 11.  I really wanted to do well because I so ronery.  No body rove me.  All I had to look forward today was the Fark quiz and a chance, however slight, to just maybe, maybe give myself a glimmer of hope that I am worth something in this miserable cesspool of a cruel world.  But noooooo, you had to go and equal my score by closing your eyes, holding your nose and just plunging in willy nilly.  Thanks.  Thanks a lot.

I think I'll go climb into a wood chipper now.  I'd use the snowblower but it keeps stopping unless I'm behind it.  how do those dumbasses cut themselves up on those things anyway?  Never mind, its a moot point.  I hope you are satisfied, Mr. Evil Mackerel, if you are indeed a malevolent pisces.

/oh, no, it's a steamroller.  It's coming right at me.  How will I escape?  Help.  Help help.
 
2014-02-14 07:48:36 PM
Damn. Missed the last one.

933, and still not in the top 10.
 
2014-02-14 08:29:37 PM
Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 922
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (90 seconds)
 
2014-02-14 11:58:57 PM
989, my best score yet, so I've got that going for me
 
2014-02-15 08:54:25 AM
Bad form on me.  Lately, I've neglected my thankeesiis to quizzinators  phlegmmo, meow said the dog, Sim Tree, Sinto, and Unfreakable. BAD LANTAWA! BAD!

Okay, I feel better now.
 
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