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2014-02-14 05:57:23 PM
Bitter Sweets are better.
 
2014-02-14 05:57:59 PM
That gets edgier every year.
 
2014-02-14 05:59:28 PM
I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.
 
2014-02-14 06:08:21 PM

blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.


>LOOK AROUND
 
2014-02-14 06:14:59 PM
My pack of Rolaids says stop drinking.
 
2014-02-14 06:18:06 PM
THIS CONCEPT OF "WUV" CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
 
2014-02-14 06:21:49 PM

traylor: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

>LOOK AROUND


> GET YE FLASK
 
2014-02-14 06:23:57 PM

traylor: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

>LOOK AROUND


>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
 
2014-02-14 06:26:17 PM

Intelligent_Donkey: traylor: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

>LOOK AROUND

>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.


>DRINK ALCOHOL
 
2014-02-14 06:29:53 PM
NO
SEX
4 U
 
2014-02-14 06:32:08 PM
The 'friend zoned' should be busy this weekend with the inevitable disappointed tears over VD gone wrong.
 
2014-02-14 06:32:49 PM
Of course, if their in the Friend Zone, why would you give them anything?That's just kind of cruel, raising their hopes.
 
2014-02-14 06:35:51 PM
I don't last in the friend zone.  It takes very little for a chick I'm not banging to lose friend privileges.
 
2014-02-14 06:36:59 PM

JoieD'Zen: The 'friend zoned' should be busy this weekend with the inevitable disappointed tears over VD gone wrong.


How often do you see a venereal disease go right?
 
2014-02-14 06:40:27 PM

baconbeard: Intelligent_Donkey: traylor: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

>LOOK AROUND

>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>DRINK ALCOHOL


Don't forget to buy a sandwich for the dog outside.
 
2014-02-14 06:48:08 PM

Ivo Shandor: baconbeard: Intelligent_Donkey: traylor: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

>LOOK AROUND

>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>DRINK ALCOHOL

Don't forget to buy a sandwich for the dog outside.


Nah, just look for the single ladies. They are just as desperate as you are. Especially the fatties.
 
2014-02-14 06:56:42 PM

traylor: Ivo Shandor: baconbeard: Intelligent_Donkey: traylor: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

>LOOK AROUND

>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>DRINK ALCOHOL

Don't forget to buy a sandwich for the dog outside.

Nah, just look for the single ladies. They are just as desperate as you are. Especially the fatties.


And they're hungry.
 
2014-02-14 07:03:02 PM

baconbeard: Intelligent_Donkey: traylor: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

>LOOK AROUND

>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>DRINK ALCOHOL


>The alcohol grants you +2 Initiative, +2 Charisma, +3 Brute Strength, and -5 Intelligence.
 
2014-02-14 07:08:51 PM

pxlboy: traylor: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

>LOOK AROUND

> GET YE FLASK


 You cannot get ye flask. It is firmly bolted onto to a wall, which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle.
 
2014-02-14 07:16:10 PM

Abox: I don't last in the friend zone.  It takes very little for a chick I'm not banging to lose friend privileges.


This guy here, he's on the right track.
 
2014-02-14 07:19:03 PM

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: baconbeard: Intelligent_Donkey: traylor: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

>LOOK AROUND

>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>DRINK ALCOHOL

>The alcohol grants you +2 Initiative, +2 Charisma, +3 Brute Strength, and -5 Intelligence.


> ORDER BRUCETTA
 
2014-02-14 07:26:38 PM

Abox: I don't last in the friend zone.  It takes very little for a chick I'm not banging to lose friend privileges.


Yeah, but how often do you go "yeah I'm not going to bang her anymore"?

/forever alone
 
2014-02-14 07:33:22 PM
I'm also sitting at a restaraunt alone, although I'm watching my wife and son work

/valentines day at the family restaraunt, it's all hands on deck.
//cept for me, I'm eating a steak hoagie
///I get the night off, bought her a nice card and made her cry
 
2014-02-14 07:39:01 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-14 07:41:43 PM

blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.


If you're in DFW, I'll hang out with you. Although probably not just now cuz I'm kinda drunk.
 
2014-02-14 07:44:49 PM

Needlessly Complicated: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

If you're in DFW, I'll hang out with you. Although probably not just now cuz I'm kinda drunk.


Um...I don't think Oshkosh, WI is that close to DFW...
 
2014-02-14 07:47:31 PM

Needlessly Complicated: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

If you're in DFW, I'll hang out with you. Although probably not just now cuz I'm kinda drunk.


I am, but I'm tragically sober right now.

/It's not "silly juice", it's "necessary juice"!
 
2014-02-14 07:58:39 PM

Impasse: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


my needs!
 
2014-02-14 08:01:33 PM
It's pretty sad how much I am a friendzone cliché. I can't even biatch about it anymore without people making fun of me. I'm not hiding my feelings from women either, everyone assumes that the friendzoner is oblivious, but friendzone has become an acceptable relationship to some people. Friendzone sucks, but it is up to you how long you stay there. I could tell you some friendzone horror stories so shiatty (and cliché) that you would think I was making them up, and then you'd think I'm an idiot.... It's not cliché, it's my life... such as it is...
 
2014-02-14 08:05:46 PM

AdamK: Impasse: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

my needs!


"You'll do."
 
2014-02-14 08:14:01 PM

Needlessly Complicated: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

If you're in DFW, I'll hang out with you. Although probably not just now cuz I'm kinda drunk.


Sit tight, be there in 6 hours
 
2014-02-14 08:44:58 PM
How is "Help you move" a friend zone thing?  Don't people moving call in their favors from basically whoever has the day off?  As "the guy with the truck" am I obligated to try to sleep with basically ever acquaintance I've got now?
 
2014-02-14 08:47:56 PM

Impasse: AdamK: Impasse: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

my needs!

"You'll do."


I'm tested
 
2014-02-14 08:51:20 PM

LazerFish: It's pretty sad how much I am a friendzone cliché. I can't even biatch about it anymore without people making fun of me. I'm not hiding my feelings from women either, everyone assumes that the friendzoner is oblivious, but friendzone has become an acceptable relationship to some people. Friendzone sucks, but it is up to you how long you stay there. I could tell you some friendzone horror stories so shiatty (and cliché) that you would think I was making them up, and then you'd think I'm an idiot.... It's not cliché, it's my life... such as it is...


Why don't you.....move on? Seriously, women aren't just going to jump into your bed when you're busy pining after unattainable other women. Get out there and start looking around.
 
2014-02-14 09:11:35 PM

Need_MindBleach: Why don't you.....move on? Seriously, women aren't just going to jump into your bed when you're busy pining after unattainable other women. Get out there and start looking around.


I've had sex with girls who were friendzoning me, but it didn't lead to a relationship. The friendship is real, there is love there, but she just wants another guy. and another guy after they break up, etc. This isn't a "I met her 10 years ago and we've been friends since then" thing, this is a "there has never been a time in which I didn't know her" thing. I grew up with her, went all through school with her, routinely stay with her when she visits her parents... Sex really isn't what I'm after, I can find that anywhere, I want her to marry me. She want a big black atheletic guy, or a rich white guy older than her parents (she's been with multiple versions of both, currently with an ex-nba player), those are opposites of me in different ways lol. (this is the part I mentioned above where you think I'm an idiot)
 
2014-02-14 09:14:06 PM

LazerFish: but friendzone has become an acceptable relationship to some people.


I know a few women where, well lets put it this way, the friendzone is the better place to be.
 
2014-02-14 10:03:51 PM

LazerFish: Need_MindBleach: Why don't you.....move on? Seriously, women aren't just going to jump into your bed when you're busy pining after unattainable other women. Get out there and start looking around.

I've had sex with girls who were friendzoning me, but it didn't lead to a relationship. The friendship is real, there is love there, but she just wants another guy. and another guy after they break up, etc. This isn't a "I met her 10 years ago and we've been friends since then" thing, this is a "there has never been a time in which I didn't know her" thing. I grew up with her, went all through school with her, routinely stay with her when she visits her parents... Sex really isn't what I'm after, I can find that anywhere, I want her to marry me. She want a big black atheletic guy, or a rich white guy older than her parents (she's been with multiple versions of both, currently with an ex-nba player), those are opposites of me in different ways lol. (this is the part I mentioned above where you think I'm an idiot)


I need a picture in your profile to better judge.

/I'm always friendzoned so I am an expert.
 
2014-02-14 10:20:24 PM

Abox: I don't last in the friend zone.  It takes very little for a chick I'm not banging to lose friend privileges.


A girl broke up with me once and said she still wanted to be friends. I told her I expect much more from my friends than I do from a girlfriend and that she'd never last.

And she didn't.
 
2014-02-14 10:30:34 PM

RyanAntiHero: pxlboy: traylor: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

>LOOK AROUND

> GET YE FLASK

 You cannot get ye flask. It is firmly bolted onto to a wall, which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle.


netninja.com
 
2014-02-14 10:33:29 PM

cheap_thoughts: LazerFish: Need_MindBleach: Why don't you.....move on? Seriously, women aren't just going to jump into your bed when you're busy pining after unattainable other women. Get out there and start looking around.

I've had sex with girls who were friendzoning me, but it didn't lead to a relationship. The friendship is real, there is love there, but she just wants another guy. and another guy after they break up, etc. This isn't a "I met her 10 years ago and we've been friends since then" thing, this is a "there has never been a time in which I didn't know her" thing. I grew up with her, went all through school with her, routinely stay with her when she visits her parents... Sex really isn't what I'm after, I can find that anywhere, I want her to marry me. She want a big black atheletic guy, or a rich white guy older than her parents (she's been with multiple versions of both, currently with an ex-nba player), those are opposites of me in different ways lol. (this is the part I mentioned above where you think I'm an idiot)

I need a picture in your profile to better judge.

/I'm always friendzoned so I am an expert.


Bahaha, done. That pic was posted on her facebook. There were comments like "oh, what a cute couple", to which she obviously said "he's my best friend :)" We're even farking dressed alike. Like I said before: I'm a walking cliché.
 
2014-02-14 10:55:30 PM
I'm not asking for pity or anything, my biggest point was supposed to be "it is up to you how long you stay in the friend zone" but I got derailed a bit.

/unsober
 
2014-02-15 12:16:13 AM

LazerFish: Need_MindBleach: Why don't you.....move on? Seriously, women aren't just going to jump into your bed when you're busy pining after unattainable other women. Get out there and start looking around.

I've had sex with girls who were friendzoning me, but it didn't lead to a relationship. The friendship is real, there is love there, but she just wants another guy. and another guy after they break up, etc. This isn't a "I met her 10 years ago and we've been friends since then" thing, this is a "there has never been a time in which I didn't know her" thing. I grew up with her, went all through school with her, routinely stay with her when she visits her parents... Sex really isn't what I'm after, I can find that anywhere, I want her to marry me. She want a big black atheletic guy, or a rich white guy older than her parents (she's been with multiple versions of both, currently with an ex-nba player), those are opposites of me in different ways lol. (this is the part I mentioned above where you think I'm an idiot)


Move.....on. You're not doing yourself any favors. The romantic love isn't there, it's only on one side. Move on and stop pining after someone who doesn't want you.
 
2014-02-15 12:30:58 AM
lol, i'm not that hung up on her, honestly. I'm not turning down any other girl because of her. If you knew the area that I live in, you'd know the selection is very slim, and I'm kind of stuck here for now. Any woman of dating age is either a drug addict, taken (usually both of these), or has moved away... and yes, I helped my friend move when she moved away, ha ha. Hopefully when it warms up I'll be able to stretch my legs a bit, I'm kind of in hibernation mode right now.
 
2014-02-15 12:33:33 AM

Need_MindBleach: LazerFish: Need_MindBleach: Why don't you.....move on? Seriously, women aren't just going to jump into your bed when you're busy pining after unattainable other women. Get out there and start looking around.

I've had sex with girls who were friendzoning me, but it didn't lead to a relationship. The friendship is real, there is love there, but she just wants another guy. and another guy after they break up, etc. This isn't a "I met her 10 years ago and we've been friends since then" thing, this is a "there has never been a time in which I didn't know her" thing. I grew up with her, went all through school with her, routinely stay with her when she visits her parents... Sex really isn't what I'm after, I can find that anywhere, I want her to marry me. She want a big black atheletic guy, or a rich white guy older than her parents (she's been with multiple versions of both, currently with an ex-nba player), those are opposites of me in different ways lol. (this is the part I mentioned above where you think I'm an idiot)

Move.....on. You're not doing yourself any favors. The romantic love isn't there, it's only on one side. Move on and stop pining after someone who doesn't want you.


This. Who the fark cares how long you've known her for? There are other women in the world. Get to know a different one. You'll be much happier when you meet another girl you want to marry and who also wants to marry you. How will you feel when you are on your death-bed and realise you've wasted your whole life waiting for something that never happened (because it never will), instead of going out and bringing someone else into the picture?
 
2014-02-15 12:45:47 AM

Nidiot: Need_MindBleach: LazerFish: Need_MindBleach: Why don't you.....move on? Seriously, women aren't just going to jump into your bed when you're busy pining after unattainable other women. Get out there and start looking around.

I've had sex with girls who were friendzoning me, but it didn't lead to a relationship. The friendship is real, there is love there, but she just wants another guy. and another guy after they break up, etc. This isn't a "I met her 10 years ago and we've been friends since then" thing, this is a "there has never been a time in which I didn't know her" thing. I grew up with her, went all through school with her, routinely stay with her when she visits her parents... Sex really isn't what I'm after, I can find that anywhere, I want her to marry me. She want a big black atheletic guy, or a rich white guy older than her parents (she's been with multiple versions of both, currently with an ex-nba player), those are opposites of me in different ways lol. (this is the part I mentioned above where you think I'm an idiot)

Move.....on. You're not doing yourself any favors. The romantic love isn't there, it's only on one side. Move on and stop pining after someone who doesn't want you.

This. Who the fark cares how long you've known her for? There are other women in the world. Get to know a different one. You'll be much happier when you meet another girl you want to marry and who also wants to marry you. How will you feel when you are on your death-bed and realise you've wasted your whole life waiting for something that never happened (because it never will), instead of going out and bringing someone else into the picture?


This. If you're going to waste your life, try to bring as many people as possible along for the ride.
 
2014-02-15 01:00:36 AM

Nidiot: Need_MindBleach: LazerFish: Need_MindBleach: Why don't you.....move on? Seriously, women aren't just going to jump into your bed when you're busy pining after unattainable other women. Get out there and start looking around.

I've had sex with girls who were friendzoning me, but it didn't lead to a relationship. The friendship is real, there is love there, but she just wants another guy. and another guy after they break up, etc. This isn't a "I met her 10 years ago and we've been friends since then" thing, this is a "there has never been a time in which I didn't know her" thing. I grew up with her, went all through school with her, routinely stay with her when she visits her parents... Sex really isn't what I'm after, I can find that anywhere, I want her to marry me. She want a big black atheletic guy, or a rich white guy older than her parents (she's been with multiple versions of both, currently with an ex-nba player), those are opposites of me in different ways lol. (this is the part I mentioned above where you think I'm an idiot)

Move.....on. You're not doing yourself any favors. The romantic love isn't there, it's only on one side. Move on and stop pining after someone who doesn't want you.

This. Who the fark cares how long you've known her for? There are other women in the world. Get to know a different one. You'll be much happier when you meet another girl you want to marry and who also wants to marry you. How will you feel when you are on your death-bed and realise you've wasted your whole life waiting for something that never happened (because it never will), instead of going out and bringing someone else into the picture?


So I'm supposed to just stop being her friend after nearly 30 years? Like I said, I'm not saving myself for her. I've been with other girls, I'm not a "forever alone" case. I know how she feels, and I've accepted it. She knows how I feel, and I finally got her to accept it. We've both been very open and honest with our feelings. I'm fairly sure I won't find a good girlfriend within 100 miles of this place (I'm from WV), and I refuse to do long distance relationships, so I'm just stuck until I can get out of here.
 
2014-02-15 02:14:26 AM

blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.


I was going to cheer you up with a "how YOU doin'?

But I don't have any idea what that profile pic means, and now I'm scared.

Awwww, here's a wink. Cheer up ;-)
 
2014-02-15 02:23:57 AM

Intelligent_Donkey: traylor: blatz514: I'm currently sitting at a table, alone, in a restaurant, drinking an old fashionend. I could use some friends...any kinds for that matter.

>LOOK AROUND

>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.


Quick! Light a candle!
 
2014-02-15 02:24:41 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: JoieD'Zen: The 'friend zoned' should be busy this weekend with the inevitable disappointed tears over VD gone wrong.

How often do you see a venereal disease go right?


Not often, but when it does, it's so very right.
 
2014-02-15 02:33:46 AM

jaylectricity: Abox: I don't last in the friend zone.  It takes very little for a chick I'm not banging to lose friend privileges.

A girl broke up with me once and said she still wanted to be friends. I told her I expect much more from my friends than I do from a girlfriend and that she'd never last.

And she didn't.


I've rarely been friendzoned, but that expecting more from friends thing is so true.

/plain jane 5'5" 135
 
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