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(11 Alive)   Police investigating burglary: "Huh, I wonder where those footprints in the snow go"   (11alive.com) divider line 34
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2014-02-14 05:53:03 PM
Nothing gets past Detective Leroy Jethro "Encyclopedia" Brown.
 
2014-02-14 06:08:14 PM
I give up. Where?

/DNRTFA
 
2014-02-14 06:11:42 PM
I just looked out and there are footprints leading to my doorstep! Oh my god it's me.
 
2014-02-14 06:20:10 PM
Just had that happen in my town as well. Some guy robbed a pizzia delivery person after we got a fresh 6" of snow, didn't take the cops long to following the idiot to his house.
 
2014-02-14 06:31:27 PM
This happens in Canada all the time. In fact, 2 days ago at someone I knows house as the criminal geniuses tried to pull a double on foot.
 
2014-02-14 06:34:23 PM
Reminds me of that book "Three Tracks in the Snow" By Peter Dragon...
 
2014-02-14 06:35:07 PM
Wan't this a Scooby-Doo episode?
 
2014-02-14 06:38:58 PM

dennysgod: Just had that happen in my town as well. Some guy robbed a pizzia delivery person after we got a fresh 6" of snow, didn't take the cops long to following the idiot to his house.


Has happened an inordinate amount of time everywhere this winter, but is a common "stupid criminal" story along with equipment/tool thefts at sites where the ground was dug up and the soil is loose.

Geez, Walter White is really looking poorly. The cancer maybe?
 
2014-02-14 06:44:27 PM
Guy looks like Lex Luthor.  This might be the first move of eleventy-dimension chess, feigning stupidity.
 
2014-02-14 06:48:31 PM
Damn, a mile is a pretty long way to cart a generator and an air compressor on foot.
 
2014-02-14 06:57:02 PM
... with a handy picture of what someone rethinking some of the flaws in their cunning plan might look like.
 
2014-02-14 06:58:48 PM

ReapTheChaos: Damn, a mile is a pretty long way to cart a generator and an air compressor on foot.


I'm guessing you skipped the part in TFA where it says he wheeled them home?
 
2014-02-14 06:59:26 PM
Give him a break.  We don't get snow much here.

But sadly, considering this is right next to The Bluff, Atlanta's open air heroin market, this guy likely is a junkie.  I'm impressed he managed to carry that shiat a mile before nodding off.
 
2014-02-14 07:02:51 PM

Stone Meadow: ReapTheChaos: Damn, a mile is a pretty long way to cart a generator and an air compressor on foot.

I'm guessing you skipped the part in TFA where it says he wheeled them home?


Heh... I missed that, too.

'I don't know where the fark those wheel tracks from the store to here that match this compressor came from, but it wasn't this one sitting at the end of those tracks. I swear.'

His doctorate in rocket science must've been honorary.
 
2014-02-14 07:05:36 PM
And when there was only one set of prints, that was when I was leading the cops to your house, my son.
 
2014-02-14 07:15:26 PM
and here I was wiping out my footprints with a broom but since Jesus was walking alongside me the cops followed his footprints to my hideout...
 
2014-02-14 07:25:10 PM

ElLoco: Stone Meadow: ReapTheChaos: Damn, a mile is a pretty long way to cart a generator and an air compressor on foot.

I'm guessing you skipped the part in TFA where it says he wheeled them home?

Heh... I missed that, too.

'I don't know where the fark those wheel tracks from the store to here that match this compressor came from, but it wasn't this one sitting at the end of those tracks. I swear.'

His doctorate in rocket science must've been honorary.


I'm here to help... ;^)
 
2014-02-14 07:41:24 PM
"Huh? Whose footprints are these?"

img.fark.net

/Hopefully not obscure.
 
2014-02-14 07:49:21 PM
That's how Bill Monroe found little Nellie....
 
2014-02-14 08:01:00 PM

vernonFL: Nothing gets past Detective Leroy Jethro "Encyclopedia" Brown.


to be fair, at least it wasn't bugs meany this time around.
mongolrally07.theadventurists.com
 
2014-02-14 08:01:26 PM
as long as you crawl on your stomach, they'll never find you
 
2014-02-14 08:07:08 PM

hundreddollarman: "Huh? Whose footprints are these?"



/Hopefully not obscure.


!
 
2014-02-14 08:20:24 PM
Wait, no one else is seeing Abe Vigoda?!  I can't unsee it!
 
2014-02-14 08:41:09 PM
Footprints? What footprints? I'm Superman, I flew that generator to my house! Oh, wait...
 
2014-02-14 09:11:12 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-14 09:28:02 PM

Stone Meadow: ReapTheChaos: Damn, a mile is a pretty long way to cart a generator and an air compressor on foot.

I'm guessing you skipped the part in TFA where it says he wheeled them home?


No, I caught that, hence the cop following the wheel tracks. I've got a small 8 gallon compressor and it's a pain to wheel it 25 feet from the garage to the house. Also, he somehow managed to drag a generator along as well.
 
2014-02-14 09:32:33 PM
Should've gotten help from a robot

i1349.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-14 09:40:46 PM

ReapTheChaos: Stone Meadow: ReapTheChaos: Damn, a mile is a pretty long way to cart a generator and an air compressor on foot.

I'm guessing you skipped the part in TFA where it says he wheeled them home?

No, I caught that, hence the cop following the wheel tracks. I've got a small 8 gallon compressor and it's a pain to wheel it 25 feet from the garage to the house. Also, he somehow managed to drag a generator along as well.


Well then, I guess it's no wonder the perp needed a nap when he got home, eh?
 
2014-02-14 09:45:15 PM
A few months ago I was home watching t.v. and heard someone trying to break in through my back door. I immediately called 911, and in the meantime, scared aware the potential intruder. The state police were the first to show up. They walked around to the back of the house and discovered footprints in the snow. They told me they lead over my neighbor's fence, but they gave no indication that they would follow them to see where the perp went. After they left, the township police showed up. Same scenario. After a few minutes, they left, and apparently made no attempt to follow the tracks. Could have something to do with the fact that it was 15 degrees out at the time, and/or they were just lazy. It wasn't until the next morning that I discovered one of my basement windows had been broken, and next to it was a prybar lying in plain sight. This window is less than thirty feet from my back door. Two police units apparently didn't even follow the incoming tracks to discover this. That was some fine police work, Lou.
 
2014-02-14 09:47:32 PM
Protip: Leave handprints in the snow, and draw big yellow arrows pointing to the wrong direction.

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-02-14 10:10:08 PM
He should have walked backwards and claimed that he had actually returned the equipment, but it's possessed and keeps returning to his house while he sleeps.
 
2014-02-14 11:41:46 PM
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"I traced her little footprints in the snow "
 
2014-02-15 01:22:04 AM

hundreddollarman: "Huh? Whose footprints are these?"

[img.fark.net image 480x360]

/Hopefully not obscure.


came for MGS reference, was not disappointed

/!
 
2014-02-15 08:09:56 AM
Just circumstantial evidence. Farkers have told me it's useless.
 
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