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(TMZ)   One way to have sex with lots of women across multiple states is to be a rich NFL player who finishes his career on TV. A different way is to drug women with morphine and Ambien and rape them. Apparently, Darren Sharper was leaving nothing to chance   (tmz.com) divider line 87
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2014-02-14 01:35:40 PM
What's really sad is this shiat no longer shocks me.
 
2014-02-14 01:39:15 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: What's really sad is this shiat no longer shocks me.


What's really, really sad is that he'll still be welcome in the locker room while an all-around nice guy who happens to be gay is supposedly trouble for any locker room.
 
2014-02-14 01:41:50 PM

scottydoesntknow: Mitch Taylor's Bro: What's really sad is this shiat no longer shocks me.

What's really, really sad is that he'll still be welcome in the locker room while an all-around nice guy who happens to be gay is supposedly trouble for any locker room.


Whoops, forgot he retired.

Point still stands in general though
 
2014-02-14 01:50:51 PM
No, not the Sharper tool in the box!
 
2014-02-14 02:00:31 PM
Some guys just can't help giving all off their fortune away to their lawyers.
 
2014-02-14 02:03:41 PM
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Man, he knows how to spread the drugs....
 
2014-02-14 02:17:54 PM
If they didn't want to be date-raped, why did they agree to go on a date?
 
2014-02-14 02:18:39 PM
That is some revolting shiat if true.  Goddamn, Sharper.
 
2014-02-14 02:39:20 PM

scottydoesntknow: Mitch Taylor's Bro: What's really sad is this shiat no longer shocks me.

What's really, really sad is that he'll still be welcome in the locker room while an all-around nice guy who happens to be gay is supposedly trouble for any locker room.


Because FOOTBALL!
 
2014-02-14 02:45:02 PM
Ah, the David meggett school of dating.
 
2014-02-14 02:54:25 PM
Thousands of athletic star farkers out there and this guy feels the need to drug and rape women.

Somewhere, Gabrielle Union is flushing herself out with bleach.
 
2014-02-14 02:54:26 PM
Seems like only yesterday I was watching him on NFL Network and getting a really, really bad vibe I couldn't explain.  He just had this look and air when staring at or talking to his femal cohost.  Now I know what that was all about.  Probably calculating the dose.
 
2014-02-14 02:55:46 PM
Wanted for rape in 3 other states as well? Sick fark. That's movie bad guy stuff.
 
2014-02-14 02:57:22 PM
If convicted, Sharper faces more than 30 YEARS in prison. Officials are recommending the judge set his bail at $100 MILLION.

(Update: We're told the $100 million bail was a typo ... officials meant to request a $10 MILLION bail).


lol. Would've loved for the typo to be 10 billion
 
2014-02-14 02:57:51 PM
The article says they sought medical treatment.  I'd like to think that means they went to a hospital for a morning after pill type treatment, but it leads you to wonder if Sharper is doing some stuff that no woman will agree to, regardless of his status as a magnificent and wealthy athlete.
 
2014-02-14 02:57:59 PM
So here's a guy who should have no problem fulfilling his sexual desires, yet he still chooses to rape chicks. I guess this is just his fetish. Like something broke in his brain and now this is the only way he gets off.
 
2014-02-14 02:58:08 PM
This was an astounding headline from the person who got it approved.
 
2014-02-14 02:59:51 PM

scottydoesntknow: scottydoesntknow: Mitch Taylor's Bro: What's really sad is this shiat no longer shocks me.

What's really, really sad is that he'll still be welcome in the locker room while an all-around nice guy who happens to be gay is supposedly trouble for any locker room.

Whoops, forgot he retired.

Point still stands in general though


Truth.

atlantablackstar.com

/ Lakers fan, not a Kobe fan
 
2014-02-14 03:00:01 PM
Hell of a day for the NFL so far.
 
2014-02-14 03:00:24 PM
Disgusting.
 
2014-02-14 03:04:34 PM

Foxxinnia: So here's a guy who should have no problem fulfilling his sexual desires, yet he still chooses to rape chicks. I guess this is just his fetish. Like something broke in his brain and now this is the only way he gets off.


Eh, retired athletes probably don't get as much action since they usually run out of money pretty quickly.
 
2014-02-14 03:14:46 PM
you are a puppet : (Update: We're told the $100 million bail was a typo ... officials meant to request a $10 MILLION bail).
lol. Would've loved for the typo to be 10 billion


He'd have to rape Michelle Obama for that.
 
2014-02-14 03:18:17 PM
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2014-02-14 03:19:03 PM

USCLaw2010: Ah, the David meggett school of dating.


Time to pay up, biatch.
 
2014-02-14 03:19:11 PM

varmitydog: you are a puppet : (Update: We're told the $100 million bail was a typo ... officials meant to request a $10 MILLION bail).
lol. Would've loved for the typo to be 10 billion

He'd have to rape Michelle Obama for that.


No, then it would depend on what state the case was brought in. Kansas? Charges dropped immediately. Illinois? No bail allowed whatsoever.
 
2014-02-14 03:19:56 PM

Foxxinnia: So here's a guy who should have no problem fulfilling his sexual desires, yet he still chooses to rape chicks. I guess this is just his fetish. Like something broke in his brain and now this is the only way he gets off.


Read that in Maddens voice ... Made it even creepier
 
2014-02-14 03:22:04 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: What's really sad is this shiat no longer shocks me.


Makes you wonder why the 1% loves them some "pro" athletes.
Just sayin', that is a large pile of money left on the table for these "athletes", why?
 
2014-02-14 03:23:14 PM

Foxxinnia: So here's a guy who should have no problem fulfilling his sexual desires, yet he still chooses to rape chicks. I guess this is just his fetish. Like something broke in his brain and now this is the only way he gets off.


This. They are going up to his room, chances are one or both would have put out anyway. And how can you get anything out of farking a comatose woman? Give him life.
 
2014-02-14 03:25:05 PM
I'm rarely shocked at what human beings will do to one another. Sounds horrible but there's plenty of time to hang him - I'll try to withhold judgement until they have investigated the guy just in case there's more to the story.
 
2014-02-14 03:30:22 PM

JohnBigBootay: I'm rarely shocked at what human beings will do to one another.


most people never have to face the fact that at the right time and the right place, they're capable of anything.

- a very memorable line from chinatown.  while a movie is no authority on life, i've always found this particular line accurate and haunting when seeking the limits of human behavior.  see also, heart of darkness.
 
2014-02-14 03:40:46 PM
It says he gave them shots. As in needles? It's going to be tough to prove they went there innocently if they're letting the guy shoot them up. If they simply mean (secretly drugged) liquor, it's an odd way to phrase it.
 
2014-02-14 03:45:06 PM
When will athletes pay attention to the possible criminal charges of their actions?  Assuming at least one of the skanks he nailed over the years was into weird drugged-fake-assault fetish stuff, he should have kept her on a short leash.

Sounds like he took his oddness into the wild and is surprised chicks don't like getting raped.
 
2014-02-14 03:47:42 PM

Robert1966: It says he gave them shots. As in needles? It's going to be tough to prove they went there innocently if they're letting the guy shoot them up. If they simply mean (secretly drugged) liquor, it's an odd way to phrase it.


Describing the act of shooting up as "giving them shots" would have been even more odd.
 
2014-02-14 03:49:17 PM
Well, so much for any possible chance to be the Sharper Image spokesperson.
 
2014-02-14 03:56:27 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Foxxinnia: So here's a guy who should have no problem fulfilling his sexual desires, yet he still chooses to rape chicks. I guess this is just his fetish. Like something broke in his brain and now this is the only way he gets off.

Read that in Maddens voice ... Made it even creepier


You bastard! Now I can't NOT read that in Madden's voice.
 
2014-02-14 04:09:01 PM
Well, at least he's not gay. That would have really thrown any future he might have had working with the NFL into question.
 
2014-02-14 04:09:26 PM

cgraves67: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Foxxinnia: So here's a guy who should have no problem fulfilling his sexual desires, yet he still chooses to rape chicks. I guess this is just his fetish. Like something broke in his brain and now this is the only way he gets off.

Read that in Maddens voice ... Made it even creepier

You bastard! Now I can't NOT read that in Madden's voice.


Try reading it in Howard Cosell's voice. "He...could...go...all...the...way..."
 
2014-02-14 04:13:48 PM
Maybe there were bounties out on all those women.
 
2014-02-14 04:19:34 PM
You know, its time to do away with the myth that EVERY person who has a few bucks or some name recognition is swimming in poon and living like a rockstar. Sure it happens, but most times, these guys go home when the lights turn off just like you do. But their wealth can actually be a deterrent to interacting with people. In one of his songs Andre 3000 (Outkast) says, "I leaned that living in an apartment is way more exciting than living in a house on the hill:". Point being, I think some of you have a romantic idea of what its like to be well-off.

I also see folks sounding like children talking about "but, he could have almost any woman he wanted". In case it hasn't been said enough, rape isn't normally about sex, its about control. I guess that's more evident when the rapist beats the victim to a pulp before raping her, but wanting a woman to be submissive to the point of being unresponsive is also about control.
 
2014-02-14 04:23:21 PM

varmitydog: you are a puppet : (Update: We're told the $100 million bail was a typo ... officials meant to request a $10 MILLION bail).
lol. Would've loved for the typo to be 10 billion

He'd have to rape Michelle Obama for that.


again?
 
2014-02-14 04:26:26 PM

happydude45: Foxxinnia: So here's a guy who should have no problem fulfilling his sexual desires, yet he still chooses to rape chicks. I guess this is just his fetish. Like something broke in his brain and now this is the only way he gets off.

This. They are going up to his room, chances are one or both would have put out anyway. And how can you get anything out of farking a comatose woman? Give him life.



"Officials say Sharper met the two women in a West Hollywood nightclub on October 30th and invited them to another party.
On the way, officials say they stopped at Darren's hotel room and he gave them each a shot. "

Sounds to me like he got to stop off at his hotel room, offered them a shot for a pre-party drink, and it was rufied. I wouldn't say getting laid was a sure-shot for him.
 
2014-02-14 04:26:46 PM

Pocket Ninja: Well, at least he's not gay. That would have really thrown any future he might have had working with the NFL into question.


This'll "blow" over.
 
2014-02-14 04:30:17 PM

Pocket Ninja: Well, at least he's not gay. That would have really thrown any future he might have had working with the NFL into question.


Came here to say this.
 
2014-02-14 04:31:47 PM

bborchar: Pocket Ninja: Well, at least he's not gay. That would have really thrown any future he might have had working with the NFL into question.

Came here to say this.



Has a gay man ever been told that he can't play football because of his sexual preference?
 
2014-02-14 04:34:56 PM
Ain't no pussy like a passed out pussy cause a passed out pussy don't say stop.

Seriously tho how can you even get off farking someone that's unconcious?  If your so into farking inanimate things why not just get a nice fluffy couch or a Real Doll and not impose your weird shiat on another human being?  If that's not enough find a nice girl in coma somewhere.

Girlfriend in a coma, i know, i know it's serious.
 
2014-02-14 04:37:39 PM

pute kisses like a man: JohnBigBootay: I'm rarely shocked at what human beings will do to one another.

most people never have to face the fact that at the right time and the right place, they're capable of anything.

- a very memorable line from chinatown.  while a movie is no authority on life, i've always found this particular line accurate and haunting when seeking the limits of human behavior.  see also, heart of darkness.


Forget about it Jake.
 
2014-02-14 04:40:47 PM

cgraves67: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Foxxinnia: So here's a guy who should have no problem fulfilling his sexual desires, yet he still chooses to rape chicks. I guess this is just his fetish. Like something broke in his brain and now this is the only way he gets off.

Read that in Maddens voice ... Made it even creepier

You bastard! Now I can't NOT read that in Madden's voice.


+1, goddammit.
 
2014-02-14 04:42:17 PM

elguerodiablo: Ain't no pussy like a passed out pussy cause a passed out pussy don't say stop.

Seriously tho how can you even get off farking someone that's unconcious?  If your so into farking inanimate things why not just get a nice fluffy couch or a Real Doll and not impose your weird shiat on another human being?  If that's not enough find a nice girl in coma somewhere.

Girlfriend in a coma, i know, i know it's serious.


Meanwhile, one million husbands look at the ground in shame as they think of the number of times that they tried to slide it in before the wife woke up fully.


/Here, Honey. Have another glass during dinner.
 
2014-02-14 04:44:58 PM

elguerodiablo: pute kisses like a man: JohnBigBootay: I'm rarely shocked at what human beings will do to one another.

most people never have to face the fact that at the right time and the right place, they're capable of anything.

- a very memorable line from chinatown.  while a movie is no authority on life, i've always found this particular line accurate and haunting when seeking the limits of human behavior.  see also, heart of darkness.

Forget about it Jake.


i1222.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-14 05:00:04 PM

Foxxinnia: So here's a guy who should have no problem fulfilling his sexual desires, yet he still chooses to rape chicks. I guess this is just his fetish. Like something broke in his brain and now this is the only way he gets off.


He would realize this if he was........sharper.
 
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