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(SeattlePI)   Apparently, there are some things biology teachers are not supposed to demonstrate with their students   (seattlepi.com ) divider line 22
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2014-02-14 01:39:31 PM  
these stories are better with hot female teachers
 
2014-02-14 01:40:45 PM  
17 will get you 20.

33 goes in to 17 exactly zero times. (Well not exactly but you get teh maths)

17 WILL go into 33 at least once. (Believe me I tried)
 
2014-02-14 01:42:44 PM  
Several students said they don't believe the accusations. "It just kind of preposterous that this would happen," said Hunter Larson. "He has a wife and kids. It just doesn't seem realistic to me."

Yes, because being married and having children makes people 100% faithful and honest.

Thanks for reminding us why people under 18 shouldn't vote, Hunter.
 
2014-02-14 01:43:27 PM  
This is why we shouldn't teach evolution in our classrooms, all that natural selection, survival of the fittest, and reproductive talk gets the teachers and students super horny!
 
2014-02-14 01:43:43 PM  
"It just kind of preposterous that this would happen," said Hunter Larson. "He has a wife and kids. It just doesn't seem realistic to me."

This kid is a little naive for High School.
 
2014-02-14 01:45:11 PM  

GhostFish: "It just kind of preposterous that this would happen," said Hunter Larson. "He has a wife and kids. It just doesn't seem realistic to me."

This kid is a little naive for High School.


Kids seem to be getting dumber.
 
2014-02-14 01:47:53 PM  
Well this sort of thing is perfectly fine in England.
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2014-02-14 01:51:52 PM  
I went to Curtis High School but on the east coast. Curtis gets around.
 
2014-02-14 01:52:18 PM  
"It just kind of preposterous that this would happen," said Hunter Larson. "He has a wife and kids. It just doesn't seem realistic to me."

Yeah and I bet it's those kids that made his wife no longer look like a tight 17 year old that lead Mr. Preposterous to the land of underage girls. Probably hasn't touched him except for anniversaries, and birthdays.
 
2014-02-14 01:52:31 PM  
miss diminutive: "Thanks for reminding us why people under 18 shouldn't vote, Hunter."

That particular blind-spot is hardly age-based.
It's the perennial lead piece of counter-evidence in every single "man accused of homosexual activity" story.

/ Larry Craig, Ted Haggard, Marcus Bachmann? b-b-b-but wife and kids!
 
2014-02-14 01:55:57 PM  

miss diminutive: Thanks for reminding us why people under 18 shouldn't vote, Hunter.


Exactly the same reasons people over 18 shouldn't vote?
 
2014-02-14 02:04:17 PM  
'"It's like a domino effect. One teacher gets hit over at Lincoln and then now at Curtis, so parents just have to stay on top of things," said Curtis High School parent Dayna Hentz'

Apparently, so do the teachers.
 
2014-02-14 02:07:36 PM  
Male teacher, female student?

This is an outrage!

/Actually, I don't think anyone, anywhere, should go to jail for consensual sex with a 17 year old. Lose his job? Get a bad reputation? Never teach again? Sure to all of the above but jail seems a bit much for gogoodigtying a 17 year old.
 
2014-02-14 02:07:48 PM  
17's legal here in NY, but it would get him fired regardless: no teacher-student relations regardless of age.

And having been a HS teacher who I was told a decade later had a female fan club and who was hit on constantly by the girls (NONE of this of course happened when I was in HS, grrrr), you have to ALWAYS be on your guard and never be alone with female students. Always have the door open at a minimum. Never ever ever let them even try to sit on your lap. One girl said I had a nice ass in front of the whole class. Off to the dean she went. I quit after that incident. Just too easy to get falsely accused of something by a crazy kid. And of course after I left, I got into a serious relationship with a woman my age, so no 17 year old tang for me, as tempting as it was on paper, though they are all on my fb friends list now lol.
 
2014-02-14 02:18:51 PM  

miss diminutive: Several students said they don't believe the accusations. "It just kind of preposterous that this would happen," said Hunter Larson. "He has a wife and kids. It just doesn't seem realistic to me."

Yes, because being married and having children makes people 100% faithful and honest.

Thanks for reminding us why people under 18 shouldn't vote, Hunter.


Honestly there are some adults that would use the same excuse.  How often have you heard the excuse, "he can't be gay because he has a wife and children"?
 
2014-02-14 02:57:42 PM  
"We're in support for him. We're all here for him,"

So much win would be had if instead they said ""We're in support for him. We came for him,"
 
2014-02-14 03:37:18 PM  
Well, she knows now why sex is good with thirty three year olds.

there's thirty of them. etc
 
2014-02-14 04:52:00 PM  
"child rape"

Yea, we really need to overhaul our legal system.
 
2014-02-14 05:09:28 PM  
17 is legal in IL. Just saying. Dunno the ages in other states.
 
2014-02-14 05:51:08 PM  
It was supposed to be homework.
 
2014-02-14 07:38:29 PM  

All2morrowsparTs: Well this sort of thing is perfectly fine in England.
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Give her a kiss boy.

We have all these possibilities before we stampede toward the clitoris,  Watson.
 
2014-02-14 08:30:57 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER: ...  you have to ALWAYS be on your guard and never be alone with female students. Always have the door open at a minimum. Never ever ever let them even try to sit on your lap. One girl said I had a nice ass in front of the whole class. Off to the dean she went. I quit after that incident. ...

This cannot be repeated enough, and it needs to be pounded into the skull of  any adult who spends time around teenagers. I quit teaching before I even started, and the final straw for me was a student hitting on me while I was still doing student teaching. (Though I had already discovered that I didn't actually like teaching classes.)

I know a guy who was run out of town over something similar... He gave a young (late teens) female employee a ride home after work one day. She accused him of hitting on her, trying to kiss her, fondling her, pretty much everything short of actual penetrative rape. Nothing was brought to trial, but we all know how the court of public opinion works. Most of the people in the town were convinced he had done it. He ended up moving away, & I haven't heard from him in a long time.

I don't know if he did it or not. Based on my prior experiences as a manager at his business, I'm inclined to believe she either:  a.) made it up because he didn't respond to her flirting or b.) flirted until he made a move, then was surprised that he'd made the move.

Either way, don't be an idiot. Don't be alone with jailbait. Don't flirt with jailbait. Avoid jailbait in anything but a professional setting with multiple witnesses.
 
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