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(UPI)   "For us, we will always regret that we buried our mother while she was still alive"   (upi.com) divider line 6
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2014-02-14 12:27:33 PM  
4 votes:
She told them she didn't want to go on the cart, that she felt better
2014-02-14 02:51:20 PM  
2 votes:
Despite millions of dollars or research, death continues to be our nation's number 1 killer.

i.imgur.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Occg29DsI7k
2014-02-14 01:05:41 PM  
2 votes:

Deedeemarz: I love the priest's comment that the family acted on the side of caution.....omg


I'm assuming that meant he sprinkled her with holy water and drove a stake through her heart.
2014-02-14 05:59:51 PM  
1 votes:
"911? I think my friend is dead."

"First, we need to make sure he's dead."

BANG!

"OK, now what?"
2014-02-14 12:43:22 PM  
1 votes:

Bermuda59: Was she an eater?


Look, we'll dig a grave, and if you feel guilty about it you can throw up in it later.


/I'll get the oven on
2014-02-14 12:23:36 PM  
1 votes:
Isn't it still standard procedure to bury someone with a little bell above the grave? Connected to the casket, it allows the undead person to signal that they'd like to come out. At the very least, they should bury people with their phone so they could text somebody.
 
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