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(Baltimore Sun)   Underperforming US Olympic speedskaters blame Under Armour, consider suit   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Under Armour, olympics, Shani Davis, computer modeling  
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2014-02-14 12:43:55 PM  
5 votes:
No capes!
2014-02-14 01:02:15 PM  
2 votes:
They should send in MythBusters.I expect to see Buster dressed in the speed skating suit hurtling down a track with a rocket up his ass.
2014-02-14 12:49:57 PM  
2 votes:

Bluevirage: Otherwise, they need new super suits.

New speed suit?

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2014-02-14 12:40:41 PM  
2 votes:
They really need to work on their excuses.  Don't blame the uniform that's pretty similar overall to other teams.  Say something like "My Johnson's too big and it gets in the way".
2014-02-14 04:57:43 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, that just doesn't look like it is very aerodynamic to me.

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2014-02-14 02:29:19 PM  
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2014-02-14 01:10:14 PM  
1 vote:
Their canned hams are terrible.
2014-02-14 01:06:42 PM  
1 vote:
They knew this was going to come back and bite 'em in the ass.
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2014-02-14 12:42:52 PM  
1 vote:
I recommend spray latex.
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