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(Baltimore Sun)   Underperforming US Olympic speedskaters blame Under Armour, consider suit   ( ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Under Armour, olympics, Shani Davis, computer modeling  
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2014-02-14 12:43:55 PM  
5 votes:
No capes!
2014-02-14 01:02:15 PM  
2 votes:
They should send in MythBusters.I expect to see Buster dressed in the speed skating suit hurtling down a track with a rocket up his ass.
2014-02-14 01:00:10 PM  
2 votes:
They should just compete naked like the ancient greek speedskaters did.
2014-02-14 12:49:57 PM  
2 votes:

Bluevirage: Otherwise, they need new super suits.

New speed suit?
2014-02-14 12:40:41 PM  
2 votes:
They really need to work on their excuses.  Don't blame the uniform that's pretty similar overall to other teams.  Say something like "My Johnson's too big and it gets in the way".
2014-02-14 04:57:43 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, that just doesn't look like it is very aerodynamic to me.
2014-02-14 02:29:19 PM  
1 vote:
Lockheed Martin Chief Engineer Flees Country - Wanted For Questioning:
2014-02-14 01:18:08 PM  
1 vote:
The much-hyped suit the apparel company developed with the help of defense contractor Lockheed Martin - as the fastest speedskating suit in production.

From what I know of Under Armour and defense contractors in general, I'm not really surprised that the end result was a money sink that doesn't really do anything worthwhile.
2014-02-14 01:10:14 PM  
1 vote:
Their canned hams are terrible.
2014-02-14 01:06:42 PM  
1 vote:
They knew this was going to come back and bite 'em in the ass.
2014-02-14 12:42:52 PM  
1 vote:
I recommend spray latex.
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