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(Esquire)   And the worst Valentine's Day gift of all time is:   ( ) divider line
    More: Silly, Valentine's Day, American dollars, blood donors  
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9997 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Feb 2014 at 12:21 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-14 12:22:52 PM  
6 votes:
2014-02-14 12:55:24 PM  
2 votes:
I felt compelled to comment.
2014-02-14 12:43:54 PM  
2 votes:
2014-02-14 12:40:27 PM  
2 votes:
I beg to differ:
2014-02-14 12:26:10 PM  
2 votes:
Now she can properly make her man a sandwich.

It's better than giving her a bowling ball.
2014-02-14 04:22:20 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-14 02:23:19 PM  
1 vote:

farkin_noob: My bf gave me a stuffed animal that his ex gave him. Even more farked up was that it was in a shelf in the closet and I have seen it. Then he made an appointment with his accountant today at 4, ruining the dinner reservations that I had made.

Talk about best Valentines day evar!!!

He's probably having sex with the accountant
2014-02-14 12:35:52 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-14 12:33:52 PM  
1 vote:
A Hot Cocoa Sampler Box?
2014-02-14 12:29:37 PM  
1 vote:
Tongue kiss from grandma?
2014-02-14 12:29:08 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-14 12:28:10 PM  
1 vote:
It's not the gift, it's the delivery.  Give her the jar of mayonnaise, and wait.

"The jar - very sturdy."

Broad smile: "It's not mayonnaise."
2014-02-14 12:26:25 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-14 12:26:17 PM  
1 vote:
"The jar - very sturdy."

I may have cracked smile.
2014-02-14 12:23:14 PM  
1 vote:
And the least funny blog of all time is:
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