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(Esquire)   And the worst Valentine's Day gift of all time is:   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Valentine's Day, American dollars, blood donors  
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9997 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Feb 2014 at 12:21 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-14 12:40:27 PM  
2 votes:
I beg to differ:
2014-02-14 05:12:18 PM  
1 vote:

xanadian: If you're not married to the lady yet, put a big f*cking diamond engagement ring in there, right on the top.  It's the perfect mix of OMGROMANCE and WTF!??

Yes, because nothing says commitment like an artificially inflated colorless carbon crystal that can be easily damaged by fire.

/pearls have class
//and character
///and they don't cost three months wages
2014-02-14 01:32:33 PM  
1 vote:
My hubby doesn't have to give me anything for Valentine's Day. It's stupid. He takes good care of me and adores me. I mean it. We don't need Hallmark Holidays. Ima make him a sammich.
2014-02-14 12:43:54 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-14 12:39:02 PM  
1 vote:
In all seriousness, when I was in high school, I was dating a super crazy chick. I tried breaking up with her once, only to cave and take her back when she attention whored it up and "tried to kill herself". After couple weeks I couldn't take it anymore, I wanted out, and really wanted to drive the point home, so I broke up with her on Valentine's Day.

I gave her a card telling her we were done, and an almost-wilting yellow rose. She never talked to me again, which is how it needed to be.
2014-02-14 12:26:10 PM  
1 vote:
Now she can properly make her man a sandwich.

It's better than giving her a bowling ball.
2014-02-14 12:22:52 PM  
1 vote:
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